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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Emily, check yer ho' tub fer some barge poles.

Crap.... . . . .it would seem that anything is possible. :lol::lol:

What are barge poles used for? Phunny, but I seem to recall Mr. Chow telling me that as a young man he worked for a time on a huge freighter/barge that travelled between Hong Kong and Vancouver........

Significant?

Coincidence? :rolleyes:

I just don't know anymore. . . . . . .

:lol:

So, today is bit of an anniversary for us. It was eight years ago today that we took over our original store. We were there for almost six years, before moving to our current location in September, 2006.

POeter! Congrats! Great pic of you and Queen Jacquie!

When you were telling Bev that you have an excellent product for urine stains, I realized that you also have an excellent product for Mr. Chow's significant tooth decay issues (so bad that he's lost teeth) - -those fabulous all-angle doggy toothbrushes. . . ..I shall mention these to him . . . .. :rolleyes:

I'm subseqently developing a ritual of focusing on a page (can you say ooooohhhhhmmmmmm?), which requires me to go back, and go back, and time loses all meaning. Am supposed to like, sit a certain way? or perhaps there are ritualistic phrases that need to be said? Kow Tow (cow toe?) and bump my forhead on the ground?

Hey, Tareesah!! Well.....you do NOT need to sit in any particular way, but hovering above a public toilet seat - - now, for this there is a technique. Go back about 1,000 pages..... . .

:lol:

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Hey, Tareesah!! Well.....you do NOT need to sit in any particular way, but hovering above a public toilet seat - - now, for this there is a technique. Go back about 1,000 pages..... . .

GO BACK? GOOOOO BAAAAACK??? No! I won't go! I can't go, I don't have time! You can't make me (but you tempt me, you do). I'm not even supposed to be here now! (maybe I'll peek back there tomorrow, though). I just wanted to make a brief stop. See y'all later.

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Peter . . . Lovely new av . . . What does Becky weigh in at??? She looks like quite a armload . . . but is it all hair???
At last weighing, Becky was 17 pounds. The dear girl really should lose about ten percent. She is long-haired, and there is a lot of it, but there is a big cat under it all. We are trying to get her to lose, but it is not working very well. She is down from a peak of 18 pounds a year ago.

You can see Becky a bit better in this picture, which is an outtake. The first attempt at the photo had Jacquie holding Becky and me holding Caramel, but Caramel wasn't cooperating, and she had wriggled out of my grip a fraction of a second before the photo was taken. :o You can just see her right ear and part of her head at the bottom of the picture as she drops to the floor.

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Mtndog
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So, today is bit of an anniversary for us. It was eight years ago today that we took over our original store. We were there for almost six years, before moving to our current location in September, 2006.

For the second year running, we have been voted 2008's "Best Pet Supply in North Toronto" by the readers of the North Toronto Post. The editor of the franchiser's internal magazine asked for the photo so she can include it with an item about us in the first 2009 edition. We're pretty happy about that! :)

Oh, Bev, so sorry about your pants. We have a great product here in the store that works very well on urine stains. :lol:

Congrats Pieter- love the pics- all three of your girls are beauties :D

Thanks for the offer but i already used Nature's Miracle on me pants. No stain, no smell :lol: <SNACKLE>

elye Community Regular
elye
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POeter, Becky is beeeeeoootiful. :)

She's big - - but not as big as your gentle giant.... .Oliver, isn't it? He's over twenty pounds, I'm sure you've said, and six feet long, er sumfin.... :rolleyes: . .. ..didn't you tell me that his face is on a commercial cat food package, or kitty litter?

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Oliver is pictured on the bag for Enviro-Litter, a biodegradable pine litter sold as our private label. In the linked photo, he is lying on the table on the deck, and Tuppence is on the chair in the foreground.
curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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....and I think from now on I better just focus on the current events (even tho' previous posts are hilarious!) Later.......T

For your sanity, tis better if you just go with the flow and stick to the here and now. Topics change so frequently, anyway......and just keeping up with the present is enough to make you late for work, ignore your family, and forget to bathe :ph34r: I have been here since....May....I think :unsure: As you have noticed, time has no meaning here. And I still do not know the origin of some things....such as the Yeti. I can simply take comfort in knowing that.......he just is.

<ohhhmmmm>

Hey, Tareesah!! Well.....you do NOT need to sit in any particular way, but hovering above a public toilet seat - - now, for this there is a technique. Go back about 1,000 pages..... . .

:lol:

GAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!....You just had to say that, didn't you??? :rolleyes: I will not rest, now, until I find it!

You can just see her right ear and part of her head at the bottom of the picture as she drops to the floor.

:lol: ....and Becky is looking at her like......." What the freak is wrong with you?"

Forget what else I wanted to comment on <_<

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curlyfries
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:blink::unsure:

Don't look now, but I think those little blue google ads are following our conversations :o

I captured these before they could get away ;)

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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted

yeah think we're back up and running.

will see if i get a alert after my post

Judy

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I have visions of a mass attack of sillies logging in crashing things again.

elye Community Regular
elye
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*******Welcome back to Psilllyville, Psillies!!!!********

:):):):):):)

Goodness... . . I'm outta the swing o' things. . . ...I just dunno what to say . . .. !!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Goodness... . . I'm outta the swing o' things. . . ...I just dunno what to say . . .. !!!

:lol: Me too! Me Sillie's a wee bit rusty :D

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Oh Happy Snackle Fudge!!!!!!!!!! We're back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look out :ph34r:

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Oh Happy Snackle Fudge!!!!!!!!!! We're back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look out :ph34r:

:lol:

what is the Rice Krispie thing....snap, crackle, and pop?

The silly version 2008:

Snackle, cackle, and gah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....or bah

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Snackle, cackle, and gah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yes! Much better than the original :D

tom Contributor
tom
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Don't look now, but I think those little blue google ads are following our conversations :o

Whoa!!!! A real live example of what made Google worth more than GM!!

Targeted ads = more clicks :o

tom Contributor
tom
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:lol: :lol: :o:lol:

"Snackle cackle & gah"!!

(SCG?)

elye Community Regular
elye
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Snackle, cackle, and gah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....or bah

:lol:

We need to give a nod to our Judy. . . ....

Snackle, cackle, gah, and skutch!!

Sounds like a magic spell er sumphin'. . . . .....

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
:lol:

We need to give a nod to our Judy. . . ....

Snackle, cackle, gah, and skutch!!

Sounds like a magic spell er sumphin'. . . . .....

:lol:

. . . or sumptin from the Wizard of Oz . . . lions and tigers and yetis bears, Oh my!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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. . . or an accounting firm???

tom Contributor
tom
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. . . or an accounting firm???

YES!! Aren't they IN the Snackle Building over on Chestnut, next to the law firm Dewey Cheatham & Howe?? :wacko:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Dewey Cheatham & Howe?? :wacko:

:lol::lol:

<Stooges> :rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!

Back in the bosom of me Brethren ;)

Gaaawd :unsure: , how does one BE psilly, can I remember???

:lol: Me too! Me Sillie's a wee bit rusty :D

AH!! Yes, the 'wee' makes it rusty yer know ;)

POeter & Jacquies cats are bloomin' GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!! :D:wub:

Nearly bedtime @ the Psilly London Office......... but I shall be calling upon the little people under the stairs to get the xmas tree and decs ready........they are COMING OUT tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!

GAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

elye Community Regular
elye
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Do we cheat them, and how? . . . Um....just got that.. . . .. . :rolleyes:

:lol:

Got Will's Christmas party to saunter off to . . ......

If I post again late this evening, I'll probably be somewhat inebriated. . . . ....

And if I don't, that means I'm VERY inebriated.. .. . .

<_<

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Do we cheat them, and how? . . . Um....just got that.. .

<_<

ME TOO!!!!!! :lol::lol: (DOH!)

Have phun Em!! :D

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