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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient
Oh.....MIL clipped the front fender of my car on our lamp post while she was backing out of the driveway this afternoon. Sigh . . . . . . . . . .. ...

Gawd :(

We're about to grill steaks :lol: I'm doing the big dinner on Sunday when our other son and his girlfriend are coming up.

Gonna have some wine in a minute, though....so if I come back on later and don't make any sense ya'll will know why :lol:

Suz--hope Weeze's tummy has settled down :)


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elye Community Regular
Gonna have some wine in a minute, though....so if I come back on later and don't make any sense ya'll will know why :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

I can just imagine us, all on here in four hours - -chatting drunkenly away. . . . ..

The steaks sound phab, Patti!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I did NOT go to church last night. :( How long have I been looking forward to that??? and I didn't go???????? what is UP with that???????? :blink:

WHAAAT????

WHY????? :(

Weez awoke quite suddenly around 4 and vomited dangerously close to my head :unsure: (on her blankie, thank God) I mean, there was NO warning, no prolonged gagging..........just one quick gag and then BLECH :blink: She spent the next hour going outside and back in......am a bit tired................

Over excited little girl!!!..... thankfully on HER blankie :o

wish for something a bit more raucous.... :huh:

Should have been over earlier :rolleyes:

HOLY CRAP! Those Twa can put the booze away :lol:

The younger kids are allowed half a glass of wine with lemonade (Dan's allowed a FULL glass 'cos he's 19 yrs ;) ) at dinner.......but it seems to have a profound effect on Al :lol: ......GAAAWD we couldn't shut him up!!!!!!

Dan bought me 'Mamma Mia' (SUSIE!!!!!!! DO NOT READ!!!!!!!)

Which I highly recommend!!!........Al & I LOVE Abba

Seriously cannot move now........... too full!........... no more! :lol: , sated cats laying sprawled at varying locations :P

Got ten at our table tonight..should be loverly. Games afterward, likely password and charades. My dad can no longer see very well, so he cannot really make out what the person is acting out. He now just shouts out things....."Oh!! That's a trapeze yer on! No....wait......you're directing traffic! you're back for a pass.....uh...NO! You're performing a Caesarian section!"

:lol:

It's never easy to reenact a surgeon performing a caesarian

.....MIL clipped the front fender of my car on our lamp post while she was backing out of the driveway this afternoon. Sigh . . . . . . . . . .. ...

No way!!!!!!!!!!! :o .....<*giggle*>

Gonna have some wine in a minute, though....so if I come back on later and don't make any sense ya'll will know why :lol:

:lol::lol:

*HIC*

nikki-uk Enthusiast
:lol::lol::lol:

I can just imagine us, all on here in four hours - -chatting drunkenly away. . . . ..

The steaks sound phab, Patti!!

I'll have a schmall *hic* glass.....no steak for me Patti :D

Al's showing us new 'signs' he's learnt at school....we have to guess 'em (and DO them)

:lol:

My sign was 'cheese' ..... quite funny :huh:

OH!!!...must tell you (tomorrow I think, REMIND me) about my dream!!!!!!!

It had Susie in it!....and we were business partners :huh::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Al's showing us new 'signs' he's learnt at school....we have to guess 'em (and DO them)

:lol:

My sign was 'cheese' ..... quite funny :huh:

:lol: :lol:

A fun new twist to charades

curlyfries Contributor

Well, today was fun! We played a rowdy game of 'Chicken foot'......it's a form of Dominoes :rolleyes: DD and her boyfriend took us to the theater to see "Marley and Me". Excellent movie, but OMG......the previews did not give any warning about the need for tissues! My brother was terribly sick today and could not come. :(

Em.........surely your MIL needs her eyes checked!

Soozie.....I wonder if Weezer's vomit episode was caused by whatever she was so guilty looking about. (does that sentence even make sense?)

OK......it's been over 4 hours.........where's all me drunken psillies?

happygirl Collaborator

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

evening sillies

I spent the Christmas afternoon in bed with the worse headache. I swear I have a sinus infection. It was terrible. How was everyone elses christmas?

tom Contributor

Grrrrr bummer, Manda, your Highness. I take it a Proclamation didn't make it go away.

Better now I hope.

W/ time winding down, I wish you all a very Merry Christmas :wub:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies

tis back at work for me. But good news though its a 3-day weekend for us! We took Monday off, got to get some paperwork done for the house and some packing. I am thinking of skipping the painting and just moving in....maybe paint another day! I just want to start living in the new house!

Did you guys hear it will be another black friday today with stores trying to get rid of stuff? I am not braving the shopping scene but good luck to whoever else might be.

elye Community Regular

Good Boxing Day Morning, Psills!!

The cacophany continues today 'round here....Jack's birthday. Made the cake a couple of days ago, and his presents sit waiting. 'Tis a blur for that boy, this week is. Fer ME, too! :wacko:

HOLY CRAP! Those Twa can put the booze away

:lol::lol: Li'l drunken Twa.

At least they are little, and can stagger around under most things. Um, MIL cannot, and she was a 'feelin' NO pain last evening. I eventually gave her a small glass of absinthe. OMG. Well, she did get to bed.....and she did NOT get into my car.

Actually, perhaps she would drive better while hammered. :lol:

My fender is slightly dented, with a scratch. :huh::angry: She knew about this happenstance, no question. . . . . ...Ah, such are the holidays. . . .....at least it was our lamp post and not one of our neighboUrs.....gad, like Mrs. Chow, who doesn't move too fast. .. . .....

:rolleyes:

The younger kids are allowed half a glass of wine with lemonade (Dan's allowed a

Dan bought me 'Mamma Mia' (SUSIE!!!!!!! DO NOT READ!!!!!!!)

Which I highly recommend!!!........Al & I LOVE Abba

Me too! A very phun philm. Jack and I lurved it. How can you not?? :lol:

Glad your head is better, your Highness! Could it be our brain that needs a tune-up er sumfin?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Happy Birthday Jack!!!!

I agree with the blur- my mom's birthday is the 21st.

Out of 19 coworkers only 3 of us are scheduled in today so it is very quiet in the office. Nice since I can get a lot of work done. It just seems like such a long day- I actually have my slippers on right now. :) Tis the day to be lazy :)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

6 pages to catch up one readin but wanted to say.......

Good Morning All

Judy

flourgirl Apprentice

Good mornin all! Hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas. Ours was pretty quiet, but had lots of good phone conversations and long distance hugs.

Kween Manda....I know just how you feel about the longing to be in your new home. We bought ours a little over a year ago. The PLAN was to thoroughly clean everything first, and then move.....but we got so excited about being in our new home, we spent one day cleaning and then started moving in. All of the painting got done after.....inside over the winter, outside this summer. Still have some painting to do but probably not till spring. I'm still re-organizing (which drives telahubby nuts), but am nearer to being happy with where everything is. Finally started getting pictures out for the walls, they will go up after Christmas gets put away.

I guess what I'm saying is that making the house a home is a process. Enjoy the move in, worry about the details as you have time. Try to avoid making it into pressure and frustration...it can be lots of fun! Good luck with the new home......a great adventure!

flourgirl Apprentice

Another Black Friday? <shiver of dread face> uuunh! One is bad enough! Think I'll avoid it all, like I do the first one. The stores have been screaming and crying and rending their clothes, sitting in ashes and sackcloth and mourning over lost revenues, horrifying decrease in customers. You would have thought that each and every one was on the verge of collapse. And yet, after it all, sales were down....what.....5%?!! I know things are tough, but somehow I don't believe it's nearly as bad as the cries of the doomsayers are proclaiming!

That's it for todays sermon. I'm sure that our "market adjustments" will, in the end, prove to be not such a bad thing. <_<

nikki-uk Enthusiast

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D

Afternoon on this fair Boxing Day!!!!

Just spent hours on Ebay........ there's some EXCELLENT bargains to be 'ad the day aft xmas!!!

More mulled wine has been made :wacko: (each batch a li'l different from the last :lol: )

Turkey, chips (fries?) pickles and rolls for tea :D

Half our psillies are missing no??? :unsure: .......maybe laying in a Turkey/sugar/booze induced coma???????........

..... OR.... maybe they HAVE a life?!?!?! :unsure: (how dare they!)

Jestgar Rising Star
Half our psillies are missing no??? :unsure: .......maybe laying in a Turkey/sugar/booze induced coma???????........

..... OR.... maybe they HAVE a life?!?!?! :unsure: (how dare they!)

Seriously. What are they thinking!

Green12 Enthusiast

Just pooping in to say Happy Birthday to Jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like there was a love fest in here yesterday/last night, I'm bummed to have missed it so I will add my :wub::wub::wub: ....hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas!!

Welcome back to judy, hope you had a great time :)

Amanda's moving in soon, so exciting!!

Hope Weezie is feeling better :)

MMMMMMMM! Patti yer gingerbread and other baked goods sound yummy!

Afternoon on this fair Boxing Day!!!!

Just spent hours on Ebay........ there's some EXCELLENT bargains to be 'ad the day aft xmas!!!

Nikki shopped victoriously on Ebay!!! :D I guess I should putter around the internet to see if there are any good deals on anything I might need to have :lol:

And YAY on the Mama Mia!!! So glad you and Al enjoyed watching it, I LURVE me some ABBA too!!!!

Am quite pooped today, so much work and it's all over like that, poof! Didn't get much sleep as the niece I was sleeping with thought it was time for Sata at 4:30 am :lol:

Napping and lazing around, movie watching, and some baking/cooking of comfort phoods (i.e. creme de menthe brownies :D ) are on the agenda today.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Just pooping in to say Happy Birthday to Jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Napping and lazing around, movie watching, and some baking/cooking of comfort phoods (i.e. creme de menthe brownies :D ) are on the agenda today.

send some brownies toward me desk @ work.....I could use a pick-me up!

jerseyangel Proficient

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D:):P:lol::rolleyes::)B):P:D:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACKL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P:DB)

Sillies, it's all over now!!!!!!!! time for relaxation.......I want Jules to come over and bake me some comfort foods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drunken li'l Twa, day-aft-Christmas comas and relaxing, mulled wine, 'tis a lovely time!!! (so sorry you're working Amanda but - at least it's a short day!) :)

We had a LURVELY time at me mum's, 19 of us, and guess what, it got QUITE RAUCOUS!!!!! :lol: Played a rather screeching game of Trivial Pursuit...........

.....um, having some deja vu here, did I tell you guys this already? :unsure::lol:

And - - Weez has NOT gotten her paws on me leftovers thsi time, just had some bubble and squeak, YUM!

Oh, I think her wee barph episode was from the SKIN of the smoked salmon that Bad Mommy gave her :ph34r: too rich for her fat little tummy

My niece and her boyfriend drove 20 hours straight through to get here from Seattle :blink:

Saw my other niece's GORGEOUS engagement ring - - have almost two years to find and divorce my husband, as mentioned here before :lol:

Well, off to me mum's for movies and such......may need to pop into Pier One for some ornaments for me wee tree ;)

:wub:

Happy Boxing Day sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flourgirl Apprentice

Hey, hey, hey. Sounds like lots of you are having nice days. I did the housework thing this morning....how boring :( . Internet shopping sounds like phun. Maybe I'll do some plant and flower shopping (or at least dreaming...about SPRING!). I make necklaces too. I think I'm overdue for some semiprecious stone shopping!

Hope you're all having a grand time for the day/weekend! Be poopin in later!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Internet shopping sounds like phun. Maybe I'll do some plant and flower shopping (or at least dreaming...about SPRING!). I make necklaces too.

:o WHAT??? well we must talk!!!!!!!!!! semi-precious stones??? I got PLENTY, and some could easily be up fer sale, at reduced prices! (TONS of pearls that I won't have time to use in my lifetime, either) what ya looking for??

but wait - - every time I ponder selling supplies, I get worried and say, no, I WILL make tons of jewelry again :lol:

Housework <_< My goal is to try and KEEP my house as clean as it is now......all year! not so easy for a dingo-brain........

Jestgar Rising Star
Housework <_< My goal is to try and KEEP my house as clean as it is now......all year! not so easy for a dingo-brain........

:lol: :lol:

Can I have this goal too? Or do I actually have to clean my house before claiming it?

Jestgar Rising Star
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D:):P:lol::rolleyes::)B):P:D:lol:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACKL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P:DB)

And this :)

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