The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[psawyer]

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[Jestgar]

I recall Peter having a pretty big deck...

Tom, tell us about your deck. Solid? Good for parties? Slippery when wet?

[elye]

Rainart?

Romeo?

Romulus?

ONLY trim wicks before or after candle is lit and

ALWAYS let your candles burn to their original burning edge!!!!!!!!!!!!

end of candle obsession lecture. I saw everyone's eyes but NIk's glazing over and, I think even spittle was forming at Peter's and Ptaum's mouths.

Um.....and mine, as well, I phear.... ...

I LOVE the atmosphere, in the early or late evening, that a lit candle creates. I tend to look MUCH better by candlelight, and even better still when those I'm with are drinking.

Now, DH is a very busy insurance adjuster. He deals primarily with property damage claims. Three or four times a year he must investigate a house that has burned, often to the ground, and the cause is candle burning. Carelessness, forgetting to put a candle out, not supervising, what have you. Very tragic. So, you can imagine how careful I am when I burn a candle around here. However, he is forever putting them out, shortly after I light them. Guess he's just seen too much destruction from these innocuous li'l things.

Soooooze! I DO hope that Romulus, or Ringo, or Ridley, is not an insurance investigator .. . . ...Call it quits now, as you do love yer candles!

[flourgirl]

Oooooh, I know! I know! It's, it's it's....RAINMAN!

[jerseyangel]

I recall Peter having a pretty big deck...

.....one hell of a tool, as I recall

[nikki-uk]

and - speaking of posh kandels - -

well, Fluffy has a fixation/obsession with trimming the wicks properly - she cannot STAND a smoking, flickering candle. I am in large agreement with this as.....had blackened soot marks above wall sconce that had to be scrubbed.

But - last night she insisted on trimming the wick of my HUGE new posh candle AFTER it had been lit for 20 minutes or so.

Bad move. This interrupted the health of the candle - - we re-lit it and the puddle is now smaller, shortening the life and burning quality of this fabulous candle.........soooooooooooooo sad. Now I must go see if there are more and buy one.

So - more lessons:

ONLY trim wicks before or after candle is lit and

ALWAYS let your candles burn to their original burning edge!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am SHOCKED and SADDENED by this turn of events!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....but duly noted oh candle oracle!!!!!

I saw everyone's eyes but NIk's glazing over and, I think even spittle was forming at Peter's and Ptaum's mouths.

What??!!!! ...... they have not 'the way of ye kandels'

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HEE!!

Ya don't need a big deck if ya got money!!!

GOOD LORD?!?!

Mystery 'R' man CANNOT converse wiv our Schmoozie?????

Impossible!!!!!! .......As she talks for both of yooz!!!!

Raoul???

[elye]

Mygawsh, this is true. . ...... .POeter has posted an av of his balls, AND of his formidable deck.... . ..

[DingoGirl]

.....one hell of a tool, as I recall

*snicker*

GOOD LORD?!?!

Mystery 'R' man CANNOT converse wiv our Schmoozie?????

Impossible!!!!!! .......As she talks for both of yooz!!!!

Raoul???

Yes - things fall like a THUD - and I have no where to go with the conversation - even *I* can not make it work

Romulus - no

Remus - no

Rainman - no

Rauol - no

by the time you all figger out the bloke's name, he'll be completely off the radar, I'm pretty sure Sssoozle canNOT tolerate being around company which doens't spark me brain

[Green12]

Raoul! Bah ha!

Nikki, we must have been on the same wavelength, that is the "R" name I was going to say

Souzelle (my newest FAB nickname for you), you seem to have a thing for "R" named men

Peter has a big deck

Theresa, great silly!

Patti, hope you had a wonderful celebration yesterday Your phoods sounded delish!!

Bunnie, I am happy to hear you are enjoying your squish. I however am not enjoying mine

Edna calls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phorgot a bunch other stuff, more later!!

(where is Janet, Amanda, Tom...Judy, Lisa?????)

[DingoGirl]

Hi Jules!

Yes, where IS everyone? still lounging about?

I ♥ souzelle

and - Weezee's newest name is (spelling not new but emPHAsis is new)

OuiZELLE - accent on second syllable

am at work - bored - slow day - did I already tell you guys this????? am losing me mind?

[psawyer]

Peter has a big deck

Click here to have a peek at it.

[elye]

All right.....now it is MY turn to make everyone's eyes glaze over.

Tonight is a big World Junior Hockey game, between Canada and Germany. If anyone actually finds themselves watching it on TV, we will be quite visible on camera at times as our seats are right down at the goalie's end, first row. We'll be right in front of the glass, so we'll be having all the players' faces schmucked and smeared right in front of us, all the sweat spraying (thank gawd the glass is there) all over the partitions.

If ya see a screaming woman in a long white robe emblazoned with a huge Canada phlag...........well, that'll be me!!

OMG....someone please talk about candles. . . . . . ..

[flourgirl]

*snicker*

by the time you all figger out the bloke's name, he'll be completely off the radar, I'm pretty sure Sssoozle canNOT tolerate being around company which doens't spark me brain

OMG!!!! Radar!!! It's Radar O'Reilly isn't it!!! <hand over mouth snxxxxx!face>

[elye]

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POeter! Your deck is HUGE!!

[flourgirl]

Ooooooh, my goodness Pieter.....that is quite the awesome Deck!

[DingoGirl]

If ya see a screaming woman in a long white robe emblazoned with a huge Canada phlag...........well, that'll be me!!

OMG....someone please talk about candles. . . . . . ..

I am going to have to go to someone's house wif ESPN just to see this

oh - candles - just lit one in the office - things smell here

OMG!!!! Radar!!! It's Radar O'Reilly isn't it!!! <hand over mouth snxxxxx!face>

um - Radar - sorry, no

I'm already not interested in the guy (boo! what a disappointment) but...you guys can keep guessing )

[psawyer]

I'm already not interested in the guy (boo! what a disappointment) but...you guys can keep guessing )

Hmmm, he's randy but not Randolph...Rasputin! :lol:

[nikki-uk]

Tiger Pig has made an appearance on 'the book' guys!!

*snicker*

I'd just like to mention that en Angleterre this is a chocolate bar (gluten-free wiv peanuts and caramel) and 'we' only *snigger* OR *snort*..........,maybe *snackl* or *chortle*......................... but that's not WHAT I'm supposed to be commenting on

Yes - things fall like a THUD - and I have no where to go with the conversation - even *I* can not make it work

Even YOU? .......DOOMED i SAY!

by the time you all figger out the bloke's name, he'll be completely off the radar, I'm pretty sure Sssoozle canNOT tolerate being around company which doens't spark me brain

Oh dear!!!.....if we met would we be looking at each other like this----------->

Randall

Rodney

Rory

<Soooo not any good at detective work >

Peter has a big deck

Word has spread!!!!

Edna calls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HEAR her Jools!!!!! ......can't..drown...her ......OUT! ARGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! :clampinghandsoverears:

No Sven 'til New Year help me!!!

OuiZELLE - accent on second syllable

Luuurve it!!! ♥

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Am at work - bored - slow day - did I already tell you guys this????? am losing me mind?

Lone Dingo thoughts???

[flourgirl]

Geez Suz, here we are pickin' on ya, and maybe it's not really that funny (no, really)

Honestly, tho', there is a live one out there somewhere. I stayed single for a loooooonnnnnggg time. Divorced in 1982. Didn't date a whole lot.....no time.....not much interest.....lots of bottom-feeders in life's little pond. Anyway, met my telehubby in 2001. We finally married New Years Eve in 2006. Loonngg time. If you are patient enough, the right one finds you. I'm not saying you have to wait 20 +/- years ( oh, no!). I go a good one! You will, too!

[nikki-uk]

All right.....now it is MY turn to make everyone's eyes glaze over.

Tonight is a big World Junior Hockey game, between Canada and Germany. If anyone actually finds themselves watching it on TV, we will be quite visible on camera at times as our seats are right down at the goalie's end, first row. We'll be right in front of the glass, so we'll be having all the players' faces schmucked and smeared right in front of us, all the sweat spraying (thank gawd the glass is there) all over the partitions.

If ya see a screaming woman in a long white robe emblazoned with a huge Canada phlag...........well, that'll be me!!

How exciting!!!!

Hmmm, he's randy but not Randolph...Rasputin! :lol:

EXCELLENT POeter!!!!!!......and I'm sure Jacquie won't mind me saying 'impressive deck '

Honestly, tho', there is a live one out there somewhere. I stayed single for a loooooonnnnnggg time. Divorced in 1982. Didn't date a whole lot.....no time.....not much interest.....lots of bottom-feeders in life's little pond. Anyway, met my telehubby in 2001. We finally married New Years Eve in 2006. Loonngg time. If you are patient enough, the right one finds you. I'm not saying you have to wait 20 +/- years ( oh, no!). I go a good one! You will, too!

Awww - now that's just sweet!!!!

[nikki-uk]

...Psillies, going to bed....... new 'goosey' down & feather quilt is ON

How will it fair????......I AM going up a TOG + A HALF!!!!!

Will I sweat to death??........WHAT shall I name it?????

Discuss

....scared........hold me

EDIT: I see our other 'Goosey' (Lisa Bee)....... shall HAVE to rename me quilt PRONTO!!!!!!!!

[curlyfries]

Hellllooooo Psillies!

Well, had the family get-together last night. Hubby's brother and SIL didn't show up......we think they must've gotten in a fight. 2 nephews didn't show. Same for my brother....still doesn't feel well. Soooooo....wasn't as interesting as I had hoped. But the game was a blast and I ended up with most of the gifts . I gave away 3 of them and still took home 4. Many years I've gone home with nothing, so I don't feel too guilty

I didn't expect anyone to go out of their way for me food-wise......they haven't been around me much and have no clue. But there were 3 safe vegetable dishes. They asked a lot of questions and I explained a lot about CC........they were just amazed at what I have to deal with and called me their "bubble girl"! What was really great was when it was time to fix our plates, my SIL shouted that nobody could get their food until Lisa got hers first!

Been totally lazy today.....we even forgot to go to the chiropractor......til they called.

[DingoGirl]

Hmmm, he's randy but not Randolph...Rasputin!

:lol:

RASPUTIN!!!!!!!!!!! Well, erm, no actually, that was the LAST one - full name is Rasputin A$$hat and he IS the devil

I'd just like to mention that en Angleterre this is a chocolate bar (gluten-free wiv peanuts and caramel) and 'we' only *snigger* OR *snort*..........,maybe *snackl* or *chortle*......................... but that's not WHAT I'm supposed to be commenting on

a SNICKERS is the same thing here, you silly but - didn't comic strips used to say "snicker" for larphing? dunno.....woz it just SNIGGER?

Randall

Rodney

Rory

no, no, and no

no one's gotten it yet

I think Jules knows it? but - - she can't play the game since she gots it already

Honestly, tho', there is a live one out there somewhere. I stayed single for a loooooonnnnnggg time. Divorced in 1982. Didn't date a whole lot.....no time.....not much interest.....lots of bottom-feeders in life's little pond. Anyway, met my telehubby in 2001. We finally married New Years Eve in 2006. Loonngg time. If you are patient enough, the right one finds you. I'm not saying you have to wait 20 +/- years ( oh, no!). I go a good one! You will, too!

thanks Tareesuh and - - I don't mind bein' picked on am used to it and lurve it

yes - lone dingo thoughts at work quell horror

gotta go!

[curlyfries]

Red?

Ricky?

Rudyard?

I know!!!!........Mr. Boring must be Rumplestiltskin!

[psawyer]

Where is everybody? It is very quiet tonight.

Emily is watching hockey. Nikki has gone to bed. I am typing at my keyboard. Where are the other sillies?

Rasputin as code-name for A$$HAT David: