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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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CarlaB Enthusiast
Hi Carla!! Long time! :wavingsmiley:

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tom Contributor
They have NO record of ordering the parts ....or come to that any record of ME actually being the tenant :blink:

:angry: :angry: :blink::angry: :angry:

P

elye Community Regular
Don't even remember Don't Bees.

OMG.....you are a lucky man, Ptaoughmghmn.......for I remember him.... . . . .on cold, dark nights, as I sit alone.. . . or in bed, in flashes of nightmare - -"Who do I see in my mirror being an antisocial little Romperette? Emily!..........over you go to Mr. Don't Bee - - he's waiting for you. . .. look at him, buzzing away, just waiting"... . .... .. :o

:lol:

GYAH!!! Winter's OVER!! Forecast just said 70-71 Sun-Tues!!

Winter storm warning in effect here throughout Eastern Ontario - - 20 cm of psnaough over the next two days....... .. . :angry::o

Jess! Get out here!!!

flourgirl Apprentice

We are havin lots of reign a'coming down. Lots of rain. Unfortunately it's supposed to start freezing....which means ice....yuk, yuk <_< <:not laughing or amused face:>

Wish spring would get sprung on us here <:sighingpiningface:>

By the way.....if it's not obvious <:sniggerface:> that picture is fairly old....actually it's not the picture that got old...it's me <:gaspface:> :P

flourgirl Apprentice

luvvin all the gnu avs. Kool Beans in the belfry!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Hi Belle, welcome, & . .. ..I think I read this first as "suburbs of Chicago".

Somehow "Suburbs of Illinois" makes me think NW Indiana or Southern Wisconsin :wacko: . . ...sooooooooo maybe you're from Alton? Kankakee? Moweaqua?? :huh:

I grew up in Mt. Prospect, NW suburb of Chicago. (Oh . ..no cable either :lol: )

Tom . . . to answer a question from the other day . . . Alton's not too far away from me parent's house - bout 45 minutes north.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Ahh playin' the 'edit-the-post' game eh??? :D

Takes one to know one . . . heeheehee


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curlyfries Contributor
and how in hell do you REMEMBER those Romper Room songs? :huh: my gawd, I just have HUGE chunks of memory missing in my brain :lol:

Too, me. In fact, don't have much memory of me childhood a'tall :( I know Romper Room existed....don't know if I watched it. Same for Electric Company, same for Bozo, 'cept I do have a fuzzy image of what he looked like.

Not sure what Romper Room is... I grew up in the suburbs of Illinois with no cable...

Surely there wasn't cable back then..............was there??

Welcome, sysdown.....or Belle........or... . . . . . . .... ...dang, girl........ya gotta get that figured out toot sweet if ya plan on hangin' around <_<

I grew up in Mt. Prospect, NW suburb of Chicago. (Oh . ..no cable either :lol: )

Ummmm, Ptaughmmnnn........we need to have a talk :ph34r: I already know we were both in Tucson about the same time. I also lived in another Chicago suburb, Elmhurst, in about..........let me think..........I was in 4th and 5th grade, and I guess 6th :unsure: ...............age 8-10, maybe 11...........carry the one................1967, '68, '69 thereaboutish. Where else you been?........Florida?........Utah?...........Indiana? Had no idea you been tryin' to find me all yer life! :lol:

GYAH!!! Winter's OVER!! Forecast just said 70-71 Sun-Tues!!

REALLY????!!!!!!!Happy happy Joy Joy!!!!!!!!!................Oh wait.............You live in an alternate reality called Californ-eye-aye. We're s'pposed to have a couple inches of snow by tomorrow :angry:

Speaking of boobs......yeah............remember all that weight I'm losing?............nuf said.

curlyfries Contributor

OMG!!!!!.......The blue google smurfs are at it again!!!!!!!

Did you know that TOMS are vegan friendly??????

Who spelled his name correctly??????

GIAN-KNIT!!!!!!!.....It was you!!!!!!!There's a reason we do these things ya know!

ATTENTION! We have a security breach....I repeat....a SECURITY BREACH!

Where's Queen Amanda?........ManHeads are gonna roll!!!!!

Somebody turn that frickin alarm off!!!!!!.............oh, I guess that's just me.....nevermind. :blink:

Jestgar Rising Star

Big wind storm here. Humungoid branch came down on through my deck. Coolest frickin' thing. Punched a hole straight through the same size as the branch. I didn't even realize till my room mate told me to go try and move it.

curlyfries Contributor
Big wind storm here. Humungoid branch came down on through my deck. Coolest frickin' thing. Punched a hole straight through the same size as the branch. I didn't even realize till my room mate told me to go try and move it.

Jess has a hole in her deck? :o:lol: ..........so tell me Jess.........is your deck as impressive as PeOter's? :P ...........Inquiring minds want to know!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jess has a whole in her deck? :o:lol: ..........so tell me Jess.........is your deck as impressive as PeOter's? :P ...........Inquiring minds want to know!

Peeter's deck is much larger, and, undoubtedly much firmer, as I erected mine with my own hands and I'm sure Pter had Jakee's help :rolleyes:

curlyfries Contributor
Peeter's deck is much larger, and, undoubtedly much firmer, as I erected mine with my own hands and I'm sure Pter had Jakee's help :rolleyes:

:lol::lol::lol: x50!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jess has a whole in her deck? :o:lol: ..........so tell me Jess.........is your deck as impressive as PeOter's? :P ...........Inquiring minds want to know!

And mine is fake. I suspect Peater has real wood.

curlyfries Contributor
And mine is fake. I suspect Peater has real wood.

OMG!!!!.....I'm not touching that with a 10 foot pole.....<snickerface>

I bet he doesn't have a hole as big as yours, though.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

GOOD morning all!!! (I'd smile but I'm conserving energies in our 'big freeze' :-))

And mine is fake. I suspect Peater has real wood.

I bet he doesn't have a hole as big as yours, though.

*SNORT*!!!!! :lol::lol: x10

Leesar crackin' me up (on a ROLL last night girl!) but my commiseration on lost boobage (knockerage?? :unsure: )

OMG ...THE TUDORS!!!!! ...am GUTTED I missed it (t'was on me telly last year).....bodice rippin' NEKKID bodies??? :blink: ....GOTTA be seen me thinks ;)

Off to put another layer of clothes on.....maybe some gloves.... hot tea

curlyfries Contributor
Leesar crackin' me up (on a ROLL last night girl!) but my commiseration on lost boobage (knockerage?? :unsure: )

Jess was responsible for a lot of that madness!.....She had me ROFL :lol:

Well....didn't get all that snow........WHEW!......still a mess out there, though.

Nicola.......can't imagine living without heat! :o

elye Community Regular

Nikerler's FREEZING! Stay warm, girl.........blankies and tea......do not venture outside for even a second... . ....

Jess has a big, broken deck? Fake wood, smaller than POeter's, self-erected.....I missed a great deal last night..... . .. :lol:

25 cm coming through the day!! :huh::angry:

:rolleyes:

....Perhaps B) fer Jess and Soooozie.... .. . . .

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hi Sillies- I only have a little over a week left...I can't believe it. The whole packing scene is getting old. I am still not feeling 100% from the stomach bug yet either. The weather here is miserble. We were supposed to get a lot of ice and I am not sure how we escaped it but woo-hoo!!! There are some slipperly spots but the ride to work wasn't too bad. Work has been pretty hectic. Yesterday I was completely absent minded.....Guess I need the other half of the brain Em!

I'll try checking in later. Bye sillies!

elye Community Regular

How exciting, Amanda!! Less than a month - - I cannot believe it.....the time has gone SO quickly from when you told us you'd signed the deal. You must be counting the hours. . . . ..... :)

CarlaB Enthusiast

Amanda, that is very exciting, congratulations!!

Lisa, ROFLMAO on the Llama you sent me!

Green12 Enthusiast

Lisa and Jess were wickedly phunny last night!!!! :lol:

Sounds like storms of some sort are all around....and Nikki is still freezing her arse off :(:( (layer my dear, layer to save your life!!!!)

Kool Beans in the belfry!

Theresa said kool beans in the belfry :lol::lol: (pssst! what does that mean?)

Boo on the lost knockerage Lisa :(

OMG ...THE TUDORS!!!!! ...am GUTTED I missed it (t'was on me telly last year).....bodice rippin' NEKKID bodies??? :blink: ....GOTTA be seen me thinks ;)

IT'S FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!! .....so wonderfully written, superbly acted, beautiful locations were it was shot, fantastic music score (imo of course)

The nekkidness/bodice ripping really isn't overdone, at least speaking for season 2.

If it comes round again, or if you can get your hands on the DVD you MUST watch it Nik!

Oh and I have a few new entries on my laminate list :lol:

Hi Sillies- I only have a little over a week left...I can't believe it. The whole packing scene is getting old. I am still not feeling 100% from the stomach bug yet either. The weather here is miserble. We were supposed to get a lot of ice and I am not sure how we escaped it but woo-hoo!!! There are some slipperly spots but the ride to work wasn't too bad. Work has been pretty hectic. Yesterday I was completely absent minded.....Guess I need the other half of the brain Em!

So glad you checked in Amanda :)

Packing and moving isn't fun, but hopefully it will go fast and you will be in your new home soon!!

626Belle Newbie
Hi Belle, welcome, & . .. ..I think I read this first as "suburbs of Chicago".

Somehow "Suburbs of Illinois" makes me think NW Indiana or Southern Wisconsin :wacko: . . ...sooooooooo maybe you're from Alton? Kankakee? Moweaqua?? :huh:

I grew up in Mt. Prospect, NW suburb of Chicago. (Oh . ..no cable either :lol: )

Nope, I used to live in Lake County but have migrated closer to "the city" to be closer to school... I guess better wording in my original post would have been "suburban Illinois" (the HUGE area that is referred to as "Chicagoland" but is actually not conveniently located to Chicago) ;)

Psilly Illinoisians!

jerseyangel Proficient
Lisa and Jess were wickedly phunny last night!!!! :lol:

:lol: Gawd yes! They cracked me up :lol:

Amanda--such an exciting but nerve-wracking time! I'm so happy for you and John :D

Hi Sillies... B)

Green12 Enthusiast
Hi Sillies... B)

Hi Patti!! :D

Phorgot to say lots of new avatars.....one is a Peeping Tom!!!!! :lol:

Love The Ripper all dressed up in his protective gear for his drive with Granny, hee hee!

And Theresa, it's so good to put a face to your name. Look at you and yer gee-tar :D

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