The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Judyin Philly]

if only it was that easy. I am actually cleaning out clothes and shoes which I have not worn in a year or more....if I didn't wear them in that long chances are I'll never wear them. I am donating them to my coworker who loves getting new clothes. We do this in my office all the time, swap clothes to each other when the time comes. The remaining will go to salvation army.

great idea Amanda.

everybody wins this way.

so happy things are moving forward for your big day

judy

[Green12]

Jess

All right.....you've come close wif yer guessin'. . . .. ....

These animals cannot do something that, if memory serves me, Soooozie did not long ago, and I'm certain Amanda did, as well. I have not done this in about five years, now that I think of it, which probably does not help you too much .. . . . . ...

What did Susie do not too long ago, and Amanda, and you 5 yrs ago??????? Object to musicals?!?!?!?!?!

I got it!!!........they can't throw up?

Amanda, those rooms sound nice and roomy

[DingoGirl]

OMG!! How much do you have to drink to be willing to pile salami on your head and post a picture of yourself!

the eternal question, but even worse - that fairly-freshly-slaughtered lamb carcass

Didn't PunkinPuss make earmuffs from the mincemeat he made of MushMouse?

whaaaaaaat?

............is this more eejitcational TV talk?

oh, is THAT what that was?

I'd assumed it was the toothpaste, tho on second thought, I doubt non-carcass based is much of a differentiator in the toothpaste market.

:lol: non-carcass-based

Well yer just not puttin' in enough good stuff!!!

Tho not cheap, my specTACular salad w/ smoked salmon, 'cado, toasted pine nuts & goat cheese etc etc is .. ..far from blechable

sounds very good........but too much effort for this lazy hag. It was only tuna, green onions, and some crumbled blue cheese on the redleaf lettuce. Rather pedestrian.

BTW I love Taum's Eye Vert and then gianknit's Smacke-eye showing up right after it

All right.....you've come close wif yer guessin'. . . .. ....

These animals cannot do something that, if memory serves me, Soooozie did not long ago, and I'm certain Amanda did, as well. I have not done this in about five years, now that I think of it, which probably does not help you too much .. . . . . ...

oh! shampoo their carpets! They both canNOT shampoo their carpets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have sex?

oh....no.........._{that's me}

:lol: x 10 oh no wait.....that's me.......

[happygirl]

The eyes scare me.

[blueeyedmanda]

What did Susie do not too long ago, and Amanda, and you 5 yrs ago??????? Object to musicals?!?!?!?!?!

hmmm---I give up!

[elye]

Have sex?

oh....no.........._{that's me}

x 10 oh no wait.....that's me.......

OMG. . . . ......

I got it!!!........they can't throw up?

******DING DING DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!!*****

JOOOOOOLES wins!!!

Neither horses nor rabbits can VOMIT.

Now, isn't that interesting?

[nikki-uk]

******DING DING DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!!*****

JOOOOOOLES wins!!!

Neither horses nor rabbits can VOMIT.

Now, isn't that interesting?

It certainly is but WHY????

The Hats of Meat, Lazy Hag's Salad and more (band names or book titles??)

Laura's SKIRD!!

[Mtndog]

Hello Psillies!!!!!!!!

Gianknit- Beware The Eye of Smack Emily- yer av x10

Peeter's deck is much larger, and, undoubtedly much firmer, as I erected mine with my own hands and I'm sure Pter had Jakee's help

:lol:

And mine is fake. I suspect Peater has real wood.

Omgawd........ba ha ha ha ha!

Nik- Sorry aboput yer bolier AND Al's phinger

I've got gas!!

SHOCKER!!!!!!!!!!

How exciting Amanda!!! Soon you'll be shopping for exciting stuff like garden hoses, garbage cans and weather stripping!!!

But it'll seem So phun!!!!!!!!!

If you try to cheat through google you find Open Original Shared Link

Whoa.......weird.

Hats of Meat!!!!!! check out the photo gallery - -

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Barf- :greengagemoticonwithpotentialtobarfaddedin:

I think all mammals do, n'est-ce pas? A stallion sure as hell does . . . ....the scariest thing I've ever seen is suddenly.......there.. ....... . . holy crap ...... .

I saw this when I was 12 or so.....holy sh%#t!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scary stuff.

Am loving all the bodice ripping on the Tudors but yeah- did they use f%$@ biach that much in 1532? Hmm....methinks not. Shakespeare hadn't come along yet so we didn't have festering codpiece buffoons but........hmmm......

[nikki-uk]

we didn't have festering codpiece buffoons.

Unfortunate

[elye]

The Hats of Meat, Lazy Hag's Salad and more (band names or book titles??)

This makes me think of a fantastic Canadian band from the 80's with a TERRIFIC name:

Men Without Hats.

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[Jestgar]

Safety Dance!!

"And you can act real rude and totally removed

And I can act like an imbecile"

[DingoGirl]

Lazy Hag's Salad

Festering Codpiece Buffoon

SAFETY DANCE!!!!!!!! :lol:

*snarckle*

[nikki-uk]

This makes me think of a fantastic Canadian band from the 80's with a TERRIFIC name:

Men Without Hats.

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I LOVED THAT SONG!!!!!!!! (t'was a hit in the UK)

The Lyrics

....do you suppose they had festering codpieces??? ........ looked like the right era

[Green12]

I didn't see the meat hats, well because I thought it would make me vomit (something horses and rabbits can't do apperently )

I won!!!! I've never won anything before, ever! Do I get a prize?!?!

Am loving all the bodice ripping on the Tudors but yeah- did they use f%$@ biach that much in 1532? Hmm....methinks not. Shakespeare hadn't come along yet so we didn't have festering codpiece buffoons but........hmmm......

I LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT!!!!! Want to go out and get season 1 for sure. I was spoiled and got to watch all of season 2 free on Showtime On Demand.

Am in a British Royal state of mind here, watched The Other Boleyn Girl last night

This makes me think of a fantastic Canadian band from the 80's with a TERRIFIC name:

Men Without Hats.

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVED this song, still do actually

Twas a huge hit here also

[elye]

....do you suppose they had festering codpieces??? ........ looked like the right era

YES!! looks rather Medieval....must watch it again, see if I can spy under the band members' trousers.. . . . ..

[elye]

Quite a video, isn't it? Crowds of li'l fops and jesters cavorting about .. . . . I can see us all prancing around that May pole. . . . . .. ....

[Jestgar]

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[CarlaB]

if only it was that easy. I am actually cleaning out clothes and shoes which I have not worn in a year or more....if I didn't wear them in that long chances are I'll never wear them. I am donating them to my coworker who loves getting new clothes. We do this in my office all the time, swap clothes to each other when the time comes. The remaining will go to salvation army.

Save stuff you absolutely love .... it will come in style again. No, I'm not a packrat, I do the same you are, but I save an article here and there .... someday it's "vintage" .... my kids would kill for some of my vintage stuff .... oh yeah, they just take it, LOL (earrings and such).

[elye]

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WOW. I LOVE those.

[DingoGirl]

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soooooooo scary but fascinating!

**************

SILLIES OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mom has just called practically in tears after leaving the pet store.....has found a darling black-and-white kitten, a four-month male that she says is the MOST beautiful, precious, darling thing.....broke her heart to drive away......he was adopted at three months by a woman who just had to move to Georgia........so my mom is DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH THIS CAT and wants me to go get him

I feel like crying as I know I want him already......

could name him Jett, what I've always wanted to name a cat (but now reminding me of Jett Travolta )

Jett is a family name on my dad's site.....the Jetts of the south, to be exact......(great-grandmother was Sarah California Jett - true fact)

sillies - - have to be at work at noon........going to the cabin next week for four days......

what do I do............help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[nikki-uk]

what do I do............help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You're asking ME?!?!?!

GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I am SHOUTING! )

<you will love him! >

edit: Your Mum can have him during cabin time

[nikki-uk]

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Skird !!

[DingoGirl]

You're asking ME?!?!?!

GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I am SHOUTING! )

<you will love him! >

edit: Your Mum can have him during cabin time

why did I even BOTHER to ask???????? Knew darn well what the answer would be

but......the bills.......the extra expense..... I just can't do it until ACTUAL funding comes through on my job.

and bad news on that yesterday....Barack really doesn't like Senator Feinstein, is the only gist I got out of it So we'd have to get out monies darn quick....

BLACH!!!!!

still very very manchester, I am feeling the manchester deep into my SOUL the past few days.........

[DingoGirl]

sillies,

I want to put the Safety Dance video on my Phacebook, how do I do that? love it SOOOOO much

[Darn210]

I was totally BEV'D!!!!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . they don't celebrate any barfdays. But what about Lisa's hubby??? Lisa, does yer main squeeze celebrate barfdays??

Must have been too subtle for ya . . . maybe if I said it like this:

they don't celebrate any BARFdays!!!!

******DING DING DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!!*****

JOOOOOOLES wins!!!

Neither horses nor rabbits can VOMIT.

I object!!!! . . . See above!!!

if only it was that easy. I am actually cleaning out clothes and shoes which I have not worn in a year or more....if I didn't wear them in that long chances are I'll never wear them. I am donating them to my coworker who loves getting new clothes. We do this in my office all the time, swap clothes to each other when the time comes. The remaining will go to salvation army.

Amanda . . . do you ever get anything from your coworker that you gave her a couple of years earlier???