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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
Am pondering the Safety Dance.......I suppose I must read all lyrics to have the answer to this question but, why, just why, is it safe?????????? :lol:

Well. . . . . ....It really is a Canadian thing. :lol:

Lots of dangers up here, and what with the brutal winters that keep us cloistered inside, the quiet, predictable politeness of our citizens, the endless list of rather staid animals, dietary tendencies and media personalities, we just need an opportunity where we can become mad heathens. This song spoke to it all.. . . . . . .. :huh::lol:

We can dance if we want to

We can leave your friends behind

'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance

Well they're no friends of mine

I say, we can go where we want to

A place where they will never find

And we can act like we come from out of this world

Leave the real one far behind

And we can dance

Danc


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flourgirl Apprentice
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That's just how I pheel most days!!!

:lol::lol::lol:

I saw the moon last night. Was just about phull and verrrry prettie!

We are expecting rain today, so I don't expect we'll be able to see it tonight.

I DID see some shooting stars a few nights ago (actually about 4a.m.) was rilly kool! I'm choosing to see that as an omen for the coming year. Add that to 3 Bluebirds (of happiness) in January 1st in the yard......I'm gonna be kruisin' this year! :D

elye Community Regular
Add that to 3 Bluebirds (of happiness) in January 1st in the yard......I'm gonna be kruisin' this year! :D

I've seen, suddenly in the last week, many big, fat cardinals at our feeder.

What does this portend? . . . .. ... :huh:

Red is a ballsy, passionate, hot coloUr.

Could be an excellent year fer me!!! :lol::rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient

Happy Saturday, Sillies B)

I'm busying meselph making a big batch of sugar cookie stars fer me son's birfday. He doesn't like cake, or pie, or much chocolate :o ...(Mark and I often ask how he could be our son wif these preferences :unsure::huh::P ....) but loves me sugar cookies decorated wif frosting and sprinkles. I'm using Sugar in the Raw in lieu if said sprinkles, I phigured that was better than the artificial coloring--plus they'll look like sophisticated champagne-coloUred stars :rolleyes:

Plan to drive to Jersey tomorrow to see him--it's snowing here today and the roads are kinda gloppy. It's supposed to be cold but sunny tomorrow.

Darn210 Enthusiast
I've seen, suddenly in the last week, many big, fat cardinals at our feeder.

What does this portend? . . . .. ... :huh:

Red is a ballsy, passionate, hot coloUr.

Could be an excellent year fer me!!! :lol::rolleyes:

Yes, Emily, a good sign for you . . . extra ballsiness for Em, she was runnin' a bit low . . . :huh: . . . not.

elye Community Regular
Yes, Emily, a good sign for you . . . extra ballsiness for Em, she was runnin' a bit low . . . :huh: . . . not.

:lol::rolleyes:

Speakin' of balls, these rats sure got 'em:

Jestgar Rising Star
:lol::rolleyes:

Speakin' of balls, these rats sure got 'em:

That poor cat has a neck rat, just like Lefty. I feel his pain.


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OK..WHEN did Jess become a mod?????? :blink:

Opened back door this morning and wee tabby kitt-eh shot in ....has been asleep on a cushion all day.......Al has named him 'Harry' :rolleyes:

Do you blokes have a municipal bylaw limiting the number of cats you can have? here I believe it is three cats and three dogs, so I could pick me up a couple more. . .. . ..

For real?? You're only allowed 3 cats?!?!?! :incredulousface:............thus making ALL mad :wacko: cat ladeeze extinct!!!!!!!!! :angry:

Errrrm...IF this fella stays it brings me cat count up to 4 :lol: *snort*

Just ONE hubby is ENOUGH indeed!!

I was on cloud nine!......But oh lordy did I feel all of my almost 50 years after that!.........Came home and promptly took a nap!

FABULOUS Lee-sar!!!!! :D

T'is good

I THINK she belongs to the cat lady

Is that me?? :unsure::ph34r:

Declawing cats :angry: (illegal here)

We can dance if we want to

We can leave your friends behind

'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance

Well they're no friends of mine

I say, we can go where we want to

A place where they will never find

And we can act like we come from out of this world

Leave the real one far behind

And we can dance

Danc

nikki-uk Enthusiast

OH!! (forgot)...Soozle asked me to pass on thart she's thrown her neck out :( ...t'is very uncomfortable ....can't sit at the computer <_<

jerseyangel Proficient
OH!! (forgot)...Soozle asked me to pass on thart she's thrown her neck out :( ...t'is very uncomfortable ....can't sit at the computer <_<

Gawd, that sounds painphul :( If you talk to her, tell her I hope she feels better soon :D

Thanks, Nik :)

psawyer Proficient
OK..WHEN did Jess become a mod?????? :blink:

Wednesday. B)

OH!! (forgot)...Soozle asked me to pass on thart she's thrown her neck out :( ...t'is very uncomfortable ....can't sit at the computer <_<

Oooh, poor Susie. :(

We're going to try to make some croutons. Never made our own before, so wish us luck.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
OH!! (forgot)...Soozle asked me to pass on thart she's thrown her neck out :( ...t'is very uncomfortable ....can't sit at the computer <_<

:( wretched, so wretched

but :wub: me sillies

jerseyangel Proficient
We're going to try to make some croutons. Never made our own before, so wish us luck.

<droolphace>

Croutons -- good luck wif 'em......and let me know how you did it :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
:( wretched, so wretched

:( Soozle :(

elye Community Regular
OK..WHEN did Jess become a mod?????? :blink:

YAY, Jess! Another Psilly Mod!! The world needs more o' them!! :D;)

The words are POIFECT for us.....make NO SENSE at all!!!!!!! :lol:

'Tis so true... . .. . all utter nonsense, as is the video..... . . . .POIFECT.

We're going to try to make some croutons. Never made our own before, so wish us luck.

POeter! Show us yer croutons!!! :lol:

:( wretched, so wretched

SOOOOOzie!!! :(:( So sorry. Muscle relaxants, stat!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
OH!! (forgot)...Soozle asked me to pass on thart she's thrown her neck out :( ...t'is very uncomfortable ....can't sit at the computer <_<

Susie . . . sorry 'bout your wretched/wrenched neckedness . . . aren't you suppose to be cabinning??

. . . and a congrats to Jess . . . you guys know that she only signed up to do this so that she could get a look at that "protected forum" :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
OK..WHEN did Jess become a mod?????? :blink:

Peter made me do it. I finally get into the secret phorum only to discover there's NO secret handshake, NO 10% off forum dues, NO club T-shirt, nuttin. :angry:

whatever

DingoGirl Enthusiast
SOOOOOzie!!! :(:( So sorry. Muscle relaxants, stat!!

:( have had TWO Soma, and, not only did they NOT take me to any sort of magic place, they don't help the pain at all. Now have had FOUR ibuprofen (gee, you think my liver is happy) :huh:

Gail's is cancelled......was going there for prime rib today and am just too miserable. :(

but - Jess is a moderator!!!! this brings me some small glee

Susie . . . sorry 'bout your wretched/wrenched neckedness . . . aren't you suppose to be cabinning??

Cabin is supposed to be Thursday thru next Sunday, but no one can go, not sure what's happening.

I hate everything :(

but I think I have no choice but to download Safety Dance to my ipod - will that help? :weaksmile:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Peter made me do it. I finally get into the secret phorum only to discover there's NO secret handshake, NO 10% off forum dues, NO club T-shirt, nuttin. :angry:

whatever

but what about yer super-moderator powers??? . . . x-ray vision?? building leaping?? . . . a cape??? . . . a shoe-phone???

Jestgar Rising Star

They TOTALLY snowed me!!

I was expecting cupcakes and coffee every morning, foot massages, someone to clean the catbox.

Harumph!!

psawyer Proficient

Okay, forget about the croutons for a moment. They're cooling in the kitchen.

I am so disappointed. The phantastic phullest moon of the year is tonight, the sun set forty minutes ago, and it is OVERCAST!. :angry: :angry: :angry:

Phooey.

psawyer Proficient
They TOTALLY snowed me!!

Okay, maybe I did oversell it a bit, but, Jess, we're so pleased that you have joined us. :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
They TOTALLY snowed me!!

I was expecting cupcakes and coffee every morning, foot massages, someone to clean the catbox.

Harumph!!

The breakfast of champions!!

elye Community Regular
Peter made me do it. I finally get into the secret phorum only to discover there's NO secret handshake, NO 10% off forum dues, NO club T-shirt, nuttin. :angry:

I was expecting cupcakes and coffee every morning, foot massages, someone to clean the catbox.

No company car? Business symposiums in Fiji? What kind of a secret, exclusive club forum is that??

:lol:

I am so disappointed. The phantastic phullest moon of the year is tonight, the sun set forty minutes ago, and it is OVERCAST!. :angry::angry::angry:

Phooey.

Jack and I just went outside and looked east, and there it is - -the clearest, most incredible moon I've ever seen in our night sky. Unbelievable!! POeter, get here fast!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Jack and I just went outside and looked east, and there it is - -the clearest, most incredible moon I've ever seen in our night sky. Unbelievable!!

What's that??? What's that, you say, Em??? Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah!!!

Careful there, Emily . . . you're taunting a moderator.

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