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I just figured out why the world hates us (the US).

Our president just said 'misunderestimate' on national television.

I'm going to go hide in the corner now.


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flourgirl Apprentice

Hey all! Just catching up :lol::lol::lol:

Psillyville makes my day!

Tawwwm, I'll be thinkin' of ya, and sympfosizin!!! Some memories are best kept deeeeep down in the subconscious :( . Don't think I'll ever phorget mine. Was already desperately ill, and probably already kleened out and still had to drink that nasty stuff.....mixed with gingerale....which I can't bear to drink to this day...probably never again <_<

Been busy with studies, and we had company pop in from Rochester NY. We got an email Saturday night that they were arriving on Sunday :o . It's great to see them as it's been about 3 years. We thought they were only staying Sunday.....but now we don't know how long they plan to stay. Funny! I don't think they are sure either :lol:

Glad to read all the psilliness going on. Later

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Nik! That weeing kitteh - - somefin' about his phace. . .. .....looks a little odd, out of sorts..... . .have you mentioned to him the cumpulsory castration if he stays?

Indeed I did!!

I made him watch this with me:

Open Original Shared Link :lol:

Also, rolled up and smoked made a paper collar with 'Is this your cat? He's moved into mine' wiv me tel#

Don't wanna put me hand in me pocket to get him chopped and chipped if he's got a home!!! :lol:

We let just enough info out to whet yer appetite :lol: The Inner Sphincter gets kinda boring sometimes :P

Boring!!!!!!!!!

Of course you'd say that ;)

tom Contributor

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd . ..Let the Boredom Begin!!!! (But combined w/ some nervousness)

Sitting at airport now .. . .<yawn>

Maybe should've brought a book but I knew Mom has plenty I'd like to read, once I get there. Figuring on bringing one to Mayo.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Also sent out a special letter today. My son wrote a letter to Norman Bridwell (creator of Clifford the Big Red Dog). It's a big deal because Smack hates to write anything and he got really exited about this letter so I had to make sure it went out today!!!! Really cute!!! I hope Mr. Bridwell can read fo-ned-dick spelling or he doesn't stand a chance at figuring out what my son wrote!!

THAT is so cute!!! I hope he wrrits back!

HE DID!!!! Big Big Smiles on Smack's face!!! A nice letter for him and one for me and another signed poster and a door knob thingy. We'll put the poster (it's small as far as posters go) into a frame and then I'll let him take it to school. They've been working on letter writing in literacy, so this might be a good thing to show the class so they can see the benefits of writing a letter once in a while!!

:D:D:D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Our president just said 'misunderestimate' on national television.

:lol::lol: Get yer laffs while you can!!! I don't think Obama will be using words like "misunderestimate" . . . um, just an edjumacated guess there . . . here are Bush's Open Original Shared Link

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd . ..Let the Boredom Begin!!!! (But combined w/ some nervousness)

Sitting at airport now .. . .<yawn>

good luck Tom

HE DID!!!! Big Big Smiles on Smack's face!!! A nice letter for him and one for me and another signed poster and a door knob thingy. :D:D:D

This is just wonderful he took the time to answer your son

judy


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elye Community Regular

....Yes, I think we're all gonna miss listening to George. . . . . . ...

...Comic relief in the midst of troubled times. . .. . . . ... :rolleyes:

Jah-gnit!! Congrats to Smack! Good for him - -and you for helping him with a splendid project. He must have been absolutely THRILLED to get that reply in the mail! :)

Jestgar Rising Star

So cool to get famous mail!

curlyfries Contributor
Just got off the phone wif the cable company . . . we are switching to DirectTV . . . cuz of many problems wif cable over the last couple of months.

We just did the same.....in reverse. HAD Direct TV. They wanted to charge us 100 sumphin dollars to come over and figure out why Their equipment wasn't working :angry: .........so hubby switched to cable.

The only thing to watch our fer is when you have a decent sized rainstorm, you could lose service for a little while.

You mean ANY rainstorm ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
HE DID!!!! Big Big Smiles on Smack's face!!! A nice letter for him and one for me and another signed poster and a door knob thingy. We'll put the poster (it's small as far as posters go) into a frame and then I'll let him take it to school. They've been working on letter writing in literacy, so this might be a good thing to show the class so they can see the benefits of writing a letter once in a while!!

:D:D:D

Oh Jan-it, how nice that he got back to Smack!! :D I'll bet he'll be thrilled to share it all with his class!

jerseyangel Proficient
You mean ANY rainstorm ;)

Maybe we lucked out, but it really didn't happen very often.

jerseyangel Proficient
:lol::lol: Get yer laffs while you can!!! I don't think Obama will be using words like "misunderestimate" . . . um, just an edjumacated guess there . . . here are Bush's Open Original Shared Link

:lol::lol::lol:

5) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

:o

elye Community Regular
5) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

:lol::lol: ...Only George. .. . . . ...

tom Contributor

Hey what's w/ the tumbleweeds????

(& a nice Holy Smoley to you too Ma'am)

<there's a li'l girl under there?? looks pro>

elye Community Regular
Hey what's w/ the tumbleweeds????

We have all been waiting quietly, with bated breath, to hear how you're managing at yer mom's, Ptaoughmghmn. . . . . ...everything......primed and ready for tomorrow? <_<;)

(& a nice Holy Smoley to you too Ma'am)

<there's a li'l girl under there?? looks pro>

:lol:B)

There's always a sharp intake of air on my part when I see Sophie in full gear walking toward me........ . . . unrecognizable. A BIG girl!! :unsure::rolleyes:

Phunnee - - I showed Sophie your comment about her photo.... "Soph! Read what Ptaoughmghmn said about you lookin' like a PROFESSIONAL"......

Ever humble and pragmatic, she responded "Oh, c'mon.....Tom is American. Like, what's he know about hockey?"........

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
5000? how about 15000, Ms. Prolific? You better bubble wrap your house, baby!

gah!!!!!!! :unsure: Padt! she's right!

I just figured out why the world hates us (the US).

Our president just said 'misunderestimate' on national television.

:lol: :lol: he did NOT. Please tell me he didn't. oh, why am I even questioning it? :lol:

Hey all! Just catching up :lol::lol::lol:

Psillyville makes my day!

Tawwwm, I'll be thinkin' of ya, and sympfosizin!!! Some memories are best kept deeeeep down in the subconscious :( . Don't think I'll ever phorget mine. Was already desperately ill, and probably already kleened out and still had to drink that nasty stuff.....mixed with gingerale....which I can't bear to drink to this day...probably never again <_<

Hi silly! Um........for mine 'twas white grape juice. :blech: can NEVER drink it again.

hey, what are ya studyin'? Love that bucolic photo......is it yer back yard? figgers <_<

:jealousface:

Also, rolled up and smoked made a paper collar with 'Is this your cat? He's moved into mine' wiv me tel#

Don't wanna put me hand in me pocket to get him chopped and chipped if he's got a home!!! :lol:

she said CHOPPED AND CHIPPED!!!!!!!!!!! Nik's whole post - just 'er accent and cleverisms :lol: :lol: kills me - I've saved her message on me machine "I want my marshmallows, and my frothy drink...." in that curiously wonderful up-and-down British lilt... then, to my great sadness, it cuts off after that..... :lol:

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd . ..Let the Boredom Begin!!!! (But combined w/ some nervousness)

Sitting at airport now .. . .<yawn>

Maybe should've brought a book but I knew Mom has plenty I'd like to read, once I get there. Figuring on bringing one to Mayo.

what are you going to read? Just picked up "Guns, Germs and STeel" at used bookstore.......it looks hard......and long :lol: <now NOBODY TOUCH THAT ONE, pleez> :lol:

Get yer laffs while you can!!! I don't think Obama will be using words like "misunderestimate" . . . um, just an edjumacated guess there . . . here are Bush's Open Original Shared Link

I will really miss Letterman's "Great Moments in Presidential Speeches" :lol:

5) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

swear, did he say that? really? :lol:

(& a nice Holy Smoley to you too Ma'am)

<there's a li'l girl under there?? looks pro>

:blink: what in hell does this mean......

DingoGirl Enthusiast

oh NOW I got the Holy Smoley part ;)

Sophie's comment :lol:

and Jan-it!!!!!!!!! so exciting about yer Clifford stuff!!!!!!! he wrote back! :)

gotta go watch celebrity gossip now - see what they wore, and all - very important :Ihavenolife:

Jestgar Rising Star

OK, even though I'm playing to an empty house, I'll tell the naked guy on the deck story.

There's a site called couchsurfing which allows you to ask other members if you can sleep at their house for free while you're traveling. I signed up for it before my trip, but never made use of it. I did have a couple people stay at my house. One was a Polish boy who came here to work on his dissertation. He miscalculated his situation and ended up staying almost a month.

One evening I came home from work and my neighbor calls me

I saw your boy toy :lol::D

:blink: What?

Your new boy toy. I came home from work and there he was, buck naked on your deck!

:o:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Did you take an extra long lunch?

:lol: :lol: Funny thing, my hips been bugging me so I had to stand at the window the whole time.....

DingoGirl Enthusiast
One evening I came home from work and my neighbor calls me

I saw your boy toy

:blink: What?

Your new boy toy. I came home from work and there he was, buck naked on your deck!

Did you take an extra long lunch?

Funny thing, my hips been bugging me so I had to stand at the window the whole time.....

WHAT IN HELL?????????????????????????

:lol: :lol: :wacko::lol: :lol: :blink::lol: :lol:

oh my gawd, wait, I'm confused about the conversation part........who said what????????????

*snorckle*

but - - I'm more askeert of this COUCH SURFING thing.......both intrigued, repulsed, titillated, grossed out, excited........all at once........I mean, what if someone's house was filthy? what if your couch-sleeper really STUNK and crapped up yer place???

gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh :lol: very very entertaining but please, provide more details. Who took the extra long lunch? Who had the bad hip? When did this polish guy stay a whole month, and you didn't even tell yer sillies about it?

lots of 'splainin' Jess

:lol: x 500

must go check this site now......do they allow Weezels to come along also? ;)

Jestgar Rising Star
oh my gawd, wait, I'm confused about the conversation part........who said what????????????

:lol: :lol: :lol:

The first line belongs to my 50-something neighbor

I never get to come home for lunch :angry: (It's an hour and a half commute)

DingoGirl Enthusiast

*snackle* *snort* *guffaw*

but you STILL haven't answered the rest of my questions, goof

:lol: :lol:

and, what if said couch surfer STOLE your things or...or.....or.....THREW WHEAT FLOUR ALL OVER YER KITCHEN????? or....smacked yer with a sausage and some spices? :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
and, what if said couch surfer STOLE your things or...or.....or.....THREW WHEAT FLOUR ALL OVER YER KITCHEN????? or....smacked yer with a sausage and some spices? :lol:

:lol: :lol:

I'm pretty trusting.

They only stay a day or two, and most travelers are good people. Besides, I don't really have anything worth stealing, I tend to value experience over things.

Anything of value I've long since put "someplace safe" and now have absolutely no idea where to find it.

Darn210 Enthusiast
or....smacked yer with a sausage and some spices? :lol:

Now Susie . . . quit makin' stuff up . . . you know sumptin like that would never happen!!!! :lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
....smacked yer with a sausage and some spices? :lol:

Now Susie . . . quit makin' stuff up . . . you know sumptin like that would never happen!!!! :lol::lol:

And who would object if it did? :ph34r::lol:

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