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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Oh oh oh oh I am SO in love with Mr Jenkins :wub: :wub: :wub: He is ridiculously cute! Things will work out with the Weez- what Peter said is true- although sounds like things are settling down. A wee kitteh!!!!!!!!!!! :D

:( Sawwy you so sick Bevy :( . My Telehubby had a nasty bout with a cold that turned into Sinus infection that was spreading to his throat and chest. Hope you get well without complications!

Telehubby :lol: :lol: I feel a little better today but am so so so sleepy.

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Bevel! :wub: glad you're better but - go and sleep, silly one!

Yes - Jenkins IS ridiculously cute and - guess what????????? The two of them were just sleeping together on the divan couch :wub::wub: (photo later)

But - tonight Jenks has to stay wif Auntie Lauren and for the next three as we are leaving tomorrow - - will upset the newly-forming delicate balance :huh:

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Mtndog
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Yes - Jenkins IS ridiculously cute and - guess what????????? The two of them were just sleeping together on the divan couch :wub::wub: (photo later)

But - tonight Jenks has to stay wif Auntie Lauren and for the next three as we are leaving tomorrow - - will upset the newly-forming delicate balance :huh:

Oh oh oh :wub: :wub: :wub:

Wait? WHERE are you going for three weeks? Did I approve this? :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Yes - Jenkins IS ridiculously cute and - guess what????????? The two of them were just sleeping together on the divan couch :wub::wub: (photo later)

I'll be looking forward to that pic! :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
Oh oh oh :wub: :wub: :wub:

Wait? WHERE are you going for three weeks? Did I approve this? :lol: :lol:

not three WEEKS silly, three DAYS. :lol: to the cabin, which means no contact wif me Sills for that time, so do not panic. ;) Not the best time to be leaving......but I am going anyway.

Janie just came and met her new grand-cat and is MADLY in love....would have taken him home if she didn't have three. :wub:

Weezee won't stop whining :lol: walks by Jenkins, sniffs him while he sleeps, circles 'round the coffee table again and again, sniff, and repeat. :lol: Jenks is SOOOOOOOO calm and non-plussed by her today it's stupefying! 'Tis my neurotic spoiled over-coddled only child Annie who's having all the problems..... :blink:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Sounds like it's our neurotic spoiled over-coddled darling child Susie that's having the problems...

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Sounds like it's our neurotic spoiled over-coddled darling child Susie that's having the problems...

:ph34r:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

but she IS doing an excessive amount of whining :lol:

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Animal craziness in Psillyville! (or, more than usual).. .. .... :lol:

Weez will get accustomed to Jenks quickly, Sooooze - -it's amazing how fast pets adapt.......much faster than we do, for sure.. . ...... .

Of course, today unfolding to be the coldest day of the year thus far, -30 with the wind, and it is the day I've taken Gus and Elsie to get clipped. :huh: They desparately needed their hair done.....getting too long and matted. But they will be FREEZING. I have made an.....incredible......sweater for Gus - - must put up a pic of him wearing it. He is so embarrassed, as it makes him look just adorable :wub: , like a fine upstanding gentleman, really. I'm starting on Elsie's now.....it's bright red. :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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but she IS doing an excessive amount of whining :lol:

Who?? Annie or Susie???

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
Posted

Talk about whining...

THE BOTTLE OF WINE

For all of us who are married , were married, wish

you were married, or wish you weren't married, this

is something to smile about the next time you see a

bottle of wine:

Sally was driving home from one of her business

trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly

Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped

the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like

a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into

the car.

Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make

a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old

woman just sat silently, looking intently at

everything she saw, studying every little detail,

until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to

Sally.

'What in bag?' asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's

a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.'

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or

two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder,

she said:

'Good trade.....'

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
'Good trade.....'

:lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
-it's amazing how fast pets adapt.......

Until they pee on your shoes...

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Animal craziness in Psillyville! (or, more than usual).. .. .... :lol:

Weez will get accustomed to Jenks quickly, Sooooze - -it's amazing how fast pets adapt.......much faster than we do, for sure.. . ...... .

MINUS THIRTY???????? :o good gawd.....a good thing yer knittin sweaters for the dogs....

Who?? Annie or Susie???

BOTH OF US!!!!!!! :(

I am not sure about this whole having a cat thing in this wee house, with a dog ready to POUNCE on food at all times.......it is REALLY stressing me out, in so many ways......he is just ADORABLE but....I don't know - - having Annie is just SOOO easy, it's a no-brainer.......this complicates everything very much - - and to be quite honest, I am just not sure I WANT the complication :(

but we will see - -

Lisa :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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MINUS THIRTY???????? :o good gawd.....a good thing yer knittin sweaters for the dogs....

Hey! Not knittin' - - SEWING. Picture this: I begin with a large man's sweater that zips up the front. I cut off the arms and sew up those two holes, create two new holes for their front legs in the centre of the back of the sweater (still wif me?)....then I sew the new arms into those holes, taper it all down the sides, and volia. This sweater zips right up their backs, from tail to neck.

Looks quite hilarious. :lol::lol::rolleyes:

Anyways, they're just dogs, and should not CARE a 'tall what they look like. .. . ..

And they are warm.

:lol:

Lisa's wine trade! :lol:

Where is that Ptaoughmghmn? Lotsa scopes and scans happening, we hope. . . . ... :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
Anyways, they're just dogs, and should not CARE a 'tall what they look like. .. . ..

:lol: :lol: :lol: Poor dogs, that's what YOU think :lol:

Yes, is today Ptaum's blowout day, or the scoping and scanning day?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Yes, is today Ptaum's blowout day, or the scoping and scanning day?

I think the blowout was yesterday and the scopes today. Hopephully, he's resting comfortably after all that. :)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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elye Community Regular
elye
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Open Original Shared Link

I wasn't able to get on this site, and I know why, as I saw a feature on it last night on the news. Apparently this site has crashed about ten times since it went up on Sunday, due to the millions of people trying to get onto it.

Man, sign me up. . . . . . . . . . ... ..

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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I wasn't able to get on this site, and I know why, as I saw a feature on it last night on the news. Apparently this site has crashed about ten times since it went up on Sunday, due to the millions of people trying to get onto it.

Man, sign me up. . . . . . . . . . ... ..

:lol: Yup, I saw it this week as well....kinda thought I might have been dreaming as it was late at night and.......that light aqua/sea green IS featured prominently in me dreams :lol:

Well, if I looked REALLY great in a bikini, and could take the Weez, I might apply ;)

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
Well, if I looked REALLY great in a bikini...
And how are we to know that you don't. I think we need a picture. Perhaps a photo of you in a bikini with your new p%$#@#. :ph34r:
elye Community Regular
elye
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And how are we to know that you don't. I think we need a picture. Perhaps a photo of you in a bikini with your new p%$#@#. :ph34r:

Gaaaaaahhhhh... . . . . ..POeter!! :o:ph34r::rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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And how are we to know that you don't. I think we need a picture. Perhaps a photo of you in a bikini with your new p%$#@#. :ph34r:

:o Oh no he didn't!! :o

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
:o Oh no he didn't!! :o

Moi?

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
Moi?

Oui, TOI!

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
And how are we to know that you don't. I think we need a picture. Perhaps a photo of you in a bikini with your new p%$#@#. :ph34r:

now THAT is one a 'them sentences that a newbie could stumble upon and.....well, remember the link early on, from YEARS ago, that changed to a porn site????????

:lol: :lol:

:o Oh no he didn't!! :o

gahhhhhhh :lol:

there shall be NO photos of me in a bikini, ever. And, I can't even get myself to write that P word down. :lol:

but seriously - Weez is going to have a nervous breakdown from the kitten - - he may be going to live at Sophie's house, they very badly want a cat......

and so now?? (are you guys tired of me talking about this yet??? :lol: ) Kitten wants to play with Weez, it's SO adorable, and he bats his wee paw at her. Weez thinks it's another attack and runs away whining and pacing every time. :huh:

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