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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Darn210 Enthusiast
hmmmmm ~10 yrs ago?.. ..ehhh doing the same old same old, spending a lot of time traveling & hooking up w/ blonde engineers . . . .....oh WAIT!! IIIIIIIIIIII see where yer goin' w/ this!!!!

:lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

Hey, did anybody notice that Julie went into hibernation once we hit page 1799???

. . . and look . . . now we can actually have more than one word thought in a post!!! YaY!


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hmmmmm ~10 yrs ago?.. ..ehhh doing the same old same old, spending a lot of time traveling & hooking up w/ blonde engineers . . . .....oh WAIT!! IIIIIIIIIIII see where yer goin' w/ this!!!!

HA!!!!.....You almost pulled a Lisa! :lol: ..........only....Lisa knew exactalactaly what she meant!

wait a minute.....you were just playing into it, weren't you?

jerseyangel Proficient
Sorry Patteighhhh!!!!!!! :(

We'll have none of that, young lady! You won fair and square ;):D

But yeah, now you have Sooz to contend wif :lol:

Oh thank heavens

Gawd yes! <yawn>

Jestgar Rising Star

'night all :lol: <---giant yawn

jerseyangel Proficient

Jess said "bonked" :lol:

Ah, things are getting back to normal :rolleyes:

curlyfries Contributor
So, what should we do now?? :lol::lol:

Rush through another 100 pages so we can make Patti queen?

.......Do I hear groans?.........HEY.......you don't hafta throw stuff! :angry:

psawyer Proficient
My first decree as the Royal Monarch of Psillyville is that everybody must go to bed!

Okay, it has been a long day anyway.

....OMG......what is Suzie going to do to me :ph34r:

I would avoid travel to the Phrezno area for the next while.

Good night, pholks. ;)


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Darn210 Enthusiast
My first decree as the Royal Monarch of Psillyville is that everybody must go to bed!

Oh thank heavens

Count me in!!!

....OMG......what is Suzie going to do to me :ph34r:

Yeah . . . you're totally responsible . . . you did this all by yourself!!! . . . :lol::lol:

Besides, it's not like she knows where you live, right?? You haven't given her your address or anything, right??

Job Well Done Everybody!!

Good Night All

I mean it this time . . . ^_^

tom Contributor
GAAAHHHHH!!!!! QUEEN LEESUH the Proliferant . . . :lol::lol:

:lol:

Congratulations Leesuh . . . you worked very hard dethroning Susie . . . you deserve it!!

CONGRATS!!!!!!

Many posts in the Coup d'Soup .. . .. (Coup-zie d'Soupzie?)

curlyfries Contributor

Oh!!!!....So NOW Julie shows up! <_<:lol:

Green12 Enthusiast

CONGRATS LEEEEESA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got distracted there with Arnie Boy :D

Hehehe well do ya want laminate royalty thrust upon you or not????

Yes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooops, I guess I did miss yer gist there Tom, my mind was thinking Fisher Kings :lol:

But like I said very loopy llama-ish this evening.

Good night all!!!!

Well done everyone!!!!!

tom Contributor
Sorry Patteighhhh!!!!!!! :(

My first decree as the Royal Monarch of Psillyville is that everybody must go to bed!

I'm actually still considering popping into work for an hr or 2 :ph34r:

Can't tomorrow afternoon - big NFL day where the winners go to the Super Bowl!!! Woohoo :wacko:

curlyfries Contributor

So is this like being captain of the ship?....Do I have to be the last one off?

...maybe I should wait and turn out the lights after everyone's gone......

jerseyangel Proficient

Still can't believe we did it! :lol:

Sleep tight everyone! :)

curlyfries Contributor

Night all

-_-

tom Contributor
wait a minute.....you were just playing into it, weren't you?

Don't go thinkin' I didn't see this post pre-edit!!!!!!!

I thought "hehe CurlyQueeny wasn't here in my good old days" ;)

curlyfries Contributor

:lol: I knew you would see it! :D

Once all the phlurry settled down, I was able to think more clearly, and realized my goof! :rolleyes:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hi sillies- quick pop-in

its the first night in the new home--we are exhausted! it is still cold and snowing now. I just took a bath and John ran out and got us dinner....now we are popping a movie in and watching it in bed. Cya soon

tom Contributor
Hi sillies- quick pop-in

its the first night in the new home

WooooHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Good Morning Emily . . . I see you reading!!!

Look what happened whilst you were sleeping . . . are you ready for your jump into bounce off of the canal???

Congratulations Amanda . . . hope you slept well in yer new home!!

elye Community Regular

GAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

ALL HAIL, CURLYQUEENIE!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Youse guys were NUTTY last night... . . . . ..like, eight pages in 90 minutes.....!!!

Patti!!!! Okay.....You're to be the next Millenium Monarch.....FO SHO!

Can we give our monarchs nicknames, like the Brits?

Queen Lisa the Reluctant.

NOPE. that was Janet's royal title.. . ....must ponder this. . . .. ..

And one of my idiot Wildcats, w/ a mere one POINT two seconds left in a tie game, made a STOOOOOOOOOPID foul near halfcourt.

USC guy made 1 of 2.

We lose by one. :(

:( CRAP!

Okay, pholks, I can reclaim my daytime life, now. Actually get things done. . .. . . my family should be pleased. :lol:

Nah . . . you just took too long to post . . . lots of simultaneous squigglying going on.

Um. . . . . .this sounds.......hilarious, for certain. .. . but rather....naughty.

WHAT DID I REALLY MISS LAST NIGHT???

Methinks I wanna squiggle . . .. . ....

I missed it. Got so excited about Emily's upcoming dunking bonking. :P

HEY! This was gettin' kinda personal . . . .. .I mean, I realize that I share so much with you guys, but what I do when I retire for the evening is absolutely private!

:ph34r::lol:

CONGRATS LEEEEESA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got distracted there with Arnie Boy :D

Uh huh......yeah.....shoooooooore, Joooles....shooore. . . . . . .. :P

jerseyangel Proficient

What a night!! :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

Are you people STILL here??

This isn't Vegas - go to bed for Criminey's sake!

Lisa Mentor

Congratulations Queen Lisa!!!!! (I love the sound of that ;) )

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Bikini'd rubber chickens!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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