The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Jestgar]

YES, but only by your UNJUSTLY USURPED QUEEN :harrumph:

todya she would plot something

she's claiming usurpery

[elye]

a Little Nugget of Classic Psillie!!!!!!!!!! love this

I am chortling away at all of this recap from Soooozle.. .... Mygawd, but we waxed maniacal at times..........

Soooze, in the constant reminiscing that was happening this weekend, with Psillies posting quotes from the last 1700 pages (some from way back within the first pages of Psillyville), there were SO often Nuggest of Classic SUSIE, great, funny stuff from you that had me guffawing away. Thank you fer all that, dear wackl one - - I so enjoyed re-reading the best, phunny, phirework stuff on this site!

[Lisa]

[Darn210]

oh yes, the man who shows his equipment phreely and uses naughty words will report you all

He's quite the paradox, ain't he?

[Darn210]

What in Sam Hill was that??? . . . and how did you find that, Lisa? . . . just happened to be googling "Cow gives birth do a dude"????

[Lisa]

What in Sam Hill was that??? . . . and how did you find that, Lisa? . . . just happened to be googling "Cow gives birth do a dude"????

Needless to say, I'm quite board. Been listening to the sounds of Jupiter, now that's cool.

OK, I'll sign off now.

[flourgirl]

Hey Suesszy! Glad you are reading some of the madness....and hoping you are getting laffs. It WAS all done in good fun....not to be harsh....not to be cruel....in the belief you'd enjoy the madness, too.

BTW.....you KNOW if you were here, faced with the game of dethrone the regis who was not you....you'd be in there with plenty of posts. It WAS fun...in fun......of fun....phor phun....etc etc

Hope you get over the "I hate everything" mode soon. THAT is no phun

I pheel bad that you are pheelin' bad

[Darn210]

did you all REALLY think I was that evil

Absolutely not . . . we thought you would get a kick out of our subterfuge.

And quite frankly, in the beginning, I really didn't think we could do it . . . but with the help of musical lyrics and shopping lists, we managed.

Em said WEENAL

Yeah, she seems to work that in whenever possible . . .

and CRAP, I'm only on page 20 er sumphin

. . . but really now . . . in the scheme of things, those 20 pages went pretty quick, didn't they?

I'm enjoying your recap also . . . I've already seen a post that I didn't see before . . .

[Darn210]

Needless to say, I'm quite board. Been listening to the sounds of Jupiter, now that's cool.

OK, I'll sign off now.

OK . . .so Lisa provides us with a "cow birth" video and then provides a "Jupiter/NASA" video . . . hmmmmm . . . which one do you think she enjoyed more?? I'm thinking the Jupiter video is a red herring . . .

[Jestgar]

ok, Suse needs a distraction from herself. Let's review what Jess has learned in the last three days.

Lesson 1. Stew and computers don't mix.

Lesson 2. Your wireless router stores the password, not your stewed computer.

Lesson 3. Comcast won't tell you lesson 2 unless you know enough to ask.

Lesson 4. Humongous hard drive storage is made possible by serial ATA drives.

Lesson 5. Serial ATA drives don't fit in your hard drive enclosure kit for converting the stack of HDs you're acquiring by trashing your computers with frightening regularity.

Lesson 6. Costco sells 1.5 liters of wine for $7 (OK. I already knew that one).

[DingoGirl]

Hey Suesszy! Glad you are reading some of the madness....and hoping you are getting laffs. It WAS all done in good fun....not to be harsh....not to be cruel....in the belief you'd enjoy the madness, too.

BTW.....you KNOW if you were here, faced with the game of dethrone the regis who was not you....you'd be in there with plenty of posts. It WAS fun...in fun......of fun....phor phun....etc etc

Hope you get over the "I hate everything" mode soon. THAT is no phun

I pheel bad that you are pheelin' bad

OMG - me, with no life? I'd have had all 100 pages done in.............four hours

I WILL enjoy the madness when I begin to ENJOY things again

actually DID get some mild - chortles? no - sniggers? no - but definite smiles from all yer silliness in those 20 pages

crankiness trumps all

Absolutely not . . . we thought you would get a kick out of our subterfuge.

And quite frankly, in the beginning, I really didn't think we could do it . . . but with the help of musical lyrics and shopping lists, we managed.

haven't even gotten to the musical lyrics yet and the shopping lists - what phun

ok, Suse needs a distraction from herself. Let's review what Jess has learned in the last three days.

Lesson 1. Stew and computers don't mix.

Lesson 2. Your wireless router stores the password, not your stewed computer.

Lesson 3. Comcast won't tell you lesson 2 unless you know enough to ask.

Lesson 4. Humongous hard drive storage is made possible by serial ATA drives.

Lesson 5. Serial ATA drives don't fit in your hard drive enclosure kit for converting the stack of HDs you're acquiring by trashing your computers with frightening regularity.

Lesson 6. Costco sells 1.5 liters of wine for $7 (OK. I already knew that one).

numbers 1 through 5 - - WHAT IN HELL

number 6 - excellent

kitten on elbow makes typing hard.................................................. I really AM a dog person but Jax is really so darling

but - are Tabbeighs really evil?

waiting for me TJ's mini chicken tacos to cook..........dang they are good.......am feeling ravenous and binge-ish - - good thing there are no chips or chocolate here

I want me sillies here I really do need me Sills, on a daily basis, on some visitation/social level In person

[Jestgar]

but - are Tabbeighs really evil?

Tabbees are not evil. I had two girl tabs that were 1.snuggly, 2.clever. And Max is a tabby, and he's just a love muffin.

[Darn210]

but - are Tabbeighs really evil?

I had a tabbee . . . she only loved me :smugface: . . . tolerated a few others . . . insisted on being an outside cat (by repeatedly peeing on the kitchen counter) but would never stray farther than the neighbors yard and would come back to the garage every night . . . would only come when I called her :smugface²:

[psawyer]

He's quite the paradox, ain't he?

Susie, tabbies are not evil; most of them are gentle loving creatures. Now if you want a cat with Attitude, look into a tortoiseshell.

[Jestgar]

Susie, tabbies are not evil; most of them are gentle loving creatures. Now if you want a cat with Attitude, look into a tortoiseshell.

aawww, I had a tortie. She was a feral cat that lived under my bed. At night she would come up and sit on the bed and I could pet her. She was a sweetie-pie.

[nikki-uk]

but - are Tabbeighs really evil?

NAY!! SOOZLE!!!

Tabb-ehs are luuvverly!!

Susie, tabbies are not evil; most of them are gentle loving creatures. Now if you want a cat with Attitude, look into a tortoiseshell.

OH YES!!

POeter!! Wish you could see my pic 'Lucy' on facebook................she is seriously is a sociopath

I want me sillies here I really do need me Sills, on a daily basis, on some visitation/social level In person

GADS yes - we'd drive you MAD!

Damn that Atlantic ocean

OK, some of me old tatt is on Open Original Shared Link .......... more going up later

EDIT: That link doesn't seem to be working for me ? Does it for you?

[curlyfries]

EDIT: That link doesn't seem to be working for me ? Does it for you?

Nope

Sorry your newly appointed queen was MIA yesterday. With the arrival of the new Wii, so came my DD and her boyfriend! I did sneak away a time or two to check up on me psillies and to make sure Suzie was OK Even with me house busy with company, I could not stop worrying about our dear Soozle Methinks I see a little glimmer of psilliness creeping back....? Wish we could all be there for you, hon. You know we are all here for you, though.

No school today ......I may get out later and shop the clearance racks..........am severely lacking in warm sweaters <shiverface>.

[elye]

Good Morning, Psillies!

Holy cow, that was some dude!

You Yanks have a hollerday today, n'est-ce pas? We've got nuttin' until Easter.......harumph.

Lesson 3. Comcast won't tell you lesson 2 unless you know enough to ask.

A pivotal lesson required in every facet of life, and one that will get you through: Always know the right question to ask.

Lesson 6. Costco sells 1.5 liters of wine for $7 (OK. I already knew that one).

Wow. Lucky sots.....Up here, only Quebec allows consumers to purchase alcohol in regular stores. We need to go to the Liquor Store or the Beer Store, run by the provincial governments. Bah.

Susie, tabbies are not evil; most of them are gentle loving creatures. Now if you want a cat with Attitude, look into a tortoiseshell.

Or a siamese........big attitude, but all positive. A smattering of insanity often thrown in . . . . .... . .

Going to get my sister this am. Surgery went well, and the stent is in place. Kind o' gives me the willies thinkin' about that one. . . . . . ..

[blueeyedmanda]

Morning Sillies-

its back to work today- I am so tired!

I did get the entire house unpacked today and that is pretty well organized for the moment. We brought lots of things from the apartment but we still do have a lot over there. I am hoping that on our days off we get the rest undone. We are off Weds-Friday this week. Exciting. I think a whole days rest will be in store for me.

We decided to skip the Steelers party last night, after the weekend I just didnt have the energy. I think we will skip going to the apartment after work today. There is no mail today so I won't worry about picking anything up. I just want to get settled in, although we have gotten that done pretty well.

More later sillies--work is calling!

[jerseyangel]

Susie, tabbies are not evil; most of them are gentle loving creatures. Now if you want a cat with Attitude, look into a tortoiseshell.

OMG yeah! Our phirst cat, Hudson was a Tabby and the sweetest, most intelligent lil guy. He'd come running to the front door when we got home and even liked to go out in the car (we'd sometimes take him to my parent's house).

Our tortise shell was named Penny. So pretty and so aloof.....I was pretty much the only person she liked--she tolerated the guys but completely disappeared under a bed if there was anyone else in the house.

[Jestgar]

Open Original Shared Link (sounds naughty)

[Jestgar]

Wow. Lucky sots.....Up here, only Quebec allows consumers to purchase alcohol in regular stores. We need to go to the Liquor Store or the Beer Store, run by the provincial governments. Bah.

Washington sells beer and wine in grocery stores, hard liquor in the state run stores, most of which aren't open on Sunday. I just heard the stores on the reservation also sell the hard stuff, presumably so you can get good 'n' soused before buying all your illegal fireworks and shooting them at the ferry boats

I believe in Cali they sell anything, anytime.

[jerseyangel]

Here, you can only buy beer (by the case only) at a "beer store". If you want a 6-pack, you have to go to a bar or hotel and purchase it there.

Wine and other liquors are only found at the Wine and Spirits stores. Nothing at grocery stores.

[Darn210]

Susie, tabbies are not evil; most of them are gentle loving creatures. Now if you want a cat with Attitude, look into a tortoiseshell.

You know . . . come to think of it . . .

The cat that I had passed away over 9 years ago . . .the mention of toroiseshell made me go look at the difference between tabbies and torties . . . I have come to the conclusion that she was a torbie (I did not make that up) . . . she was tabbie about the front legs and face and torti about the back and toes . . . . . . and apparently, her personality was a little from both.

[Jestgar]

You know . . . come to think of it . . .

The cat that I had passed away over 9 years ago . . .the mention of toroiseshell made me go look at the difference between tabbies and torties . . . I have come to the conclusion that she was a torbie (I did not make that up) . . . she was tabbie about the front legs and face and torti about the back and toes . . . . . . and apparently, her personality was a little from both.

Why is it 'torbie' and not 'tattie'?