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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
<snort>

That particular snort was very snortworthy ;):D

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

I see Janet......

and Tom.....

and Patti.....

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

.....and Peter.....

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
or - is this all part of your giant conspiracy???????? many secret emails sent, about this overthrow, and further confuzzling the Soozle?

one-zie, two-zie, drive her BONKERS

Oh heavens no . . . we wouldn't do that!!! . . . for one thing, it doesn't rhyme!!

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
You think he'll walk on water any time soon?

:unsure:

His first state visit is going to be Canada, and here, at this time of year, in some places, you can walk on water. You gotta be very careful though, cuz on some of the lakes the ice is really thin.

Chilly, Freezy, Careful, Weezie.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
I see Janet......

and Tom.....

and Patti.....

.....and Peter.....

It's Miss Leeeeesa lookin' through her Magic Mirror......!

Crap, where's that Don't Bee? .. . . . . . :unsure:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

How about one-zie, two-zie, group hug Souzie!!!!!

:wub::wub: {{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}}} :wub::wub:

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happygirl Collaborator
happygirl
Posted
That particular snort was very snortworthy ;):D

I knew some of you would find it particularly amusing ;) ;) ;)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
His first state visit is going to be Canada, and here, at this time of year, in some places, you can walk on water. You gotta be very careful though, cuz on some of the lakes the ice is really thin.

Methinks he should come fer a skate on the Rideau Canal wif me. . . . . . . ...

A bruise on his bum would be more difficult to discern than mine have been. .. . . . . .

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
:unsure::huh:

swear to god :lol: as I was reading through THE WHOLE ONE-HUNDRED-PLUS PAGES :wacko:

at the top of page 1800 was JANET'S EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (er, excuse me, Smack's eye) I'm not making this up!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and now - when I just went back to page 1800, it WOZ Leesuh's post.........

:unsure:

what in HELL did you guys do when I was gone?

because - sumfin's not right - - I know distinctly what I saw - - because, mid-page, I was reading congrats to QUEEN LEISARGH, and was quite puzzled, as it was GIAN-KNIT's post on the top o' the page..........I SWEAR!!!!!

:lol:

Perhaps you were looking at page 1801 . . . I'm at the top of 1801 and there were still congratulations coming in later down that page . . . you know, like when Julie decided it was safe to come back.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
That particular snort was very snotworthy ;):D

Ewwwwww!!!!!! :ph34r:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
How about one-zie, two-zie, group hug Souzie!!!!!

:wub::wub: {{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}}} :wub::wub:

What she said! :wub:

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted
It's Miss Leeeeesa lookin' through her Magic Mirror......!

Crap, where's that Don't Bee? .. . . . . . :unsure:

:lol::lol:

How about one-zie, two-zie, group hug Souzie!!!!!

:wub::wub: {{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}}} :wub::wub:

Awwwww :wub:

((((BIG GROUP SOOZLE HUG))))

I knew some of you would find it particularly amusing ;) ;) ;)

Well you know Laura how much I love your snorts :lol:

Obama walking on water, that was PHUNNY Sooze :lol:

Perhaps you were looking at page 1801 . . . I'm at the top of 1801 and there were still congratulations coming in later down that page . . . you know, like when Julie decided it was safe to come back.

Hee hee!

Sillies, I had salmon again tonight....salmon patties this time, yummy! But does it ever stop stinking?!?! :rolleyes:

Ewwwwww!!!!!! :ph34r:
nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
I'll go watch the Obama Mania - gosh, you think he'll walk on water any time soon?

:unsure:

I am certain he can

;)

I missed the Soozle group hug :( -----> {{{my own}}} :wub:

EM!!! How are the Lyes???? (AKA the kidney stonians)

AMANDA!! How're yer settling in??

As usual......Jool's house stinks of fish :huh:

Yum :P

What's for dinner guys?? (NO NOT YOU Jools - WE know :lol: )

Chicken and broccoli pie here (which isn't a pie at all as it's got mashed potato on top :blink: )

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

Here I am! You guys are crazy. I'm sorry, there's no way I was able to keep up.

Lisa's Qween?

*bow*

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Mornin', guys!

Family's holding steady. . .....sis is okay at home, Dad's still in observation awaiting test results. We wait. .. ...

And What a Day for The United States! Very exciting. . . . . . ... ... :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Morning Everyone!!

so excited I get me DSL back tomorrow!!!!! I can't wait!

Plus after work today we are off the rest of the week--which means we can get settled in even more. My mom and sister and Brooklyn are coming to visit Friday. :):)

Jules house is smelly.....Phew!

I was in Wally world the other day and they have these pretty cardigan thin like sweaters for 10 bucks a piece. I am going back to buy 2 of them....nice to have.

With Circuit City closing I told John if he wants a flat screen Tv as badly as he claims then now is the time to buy with their stores closing.....scary times! So many places going out of business.

Ruby Tuesday, Lone Star Steakhouse, KB Toys have all closed in the last few months. The ruby Tuesday closed without any warning. I never liked that place even in my pre-celiac days....but still....

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

I also forgot to tell you guys-

Last night my neighbor came over- she had brought homemade cinnamon rolls (I can't have them and I didn't tell her that) I was very touched by the gesture. She introduced herself and told me when trash day was and where the trash was picked up at. She told where my neighbors were. I was happy and it made me feel welcomed. It is nice to see caring people.

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted
I also forgot to tell you guys-

Last night my neighbor came over- she had brought homemade cinnamon rolls (I can't have them and I didn't tell her that) I was very touched by the gesture. She introduced herself and told me when trash day was and where the trash was picked up at. She told where my neighbors were. I was happy and it made me feel welcomed. It is nice to see caring people.

Wauooow....sounds like you landed in a great neighborhood. I didn't think anybody did things like that anymore! :) Glad you get some time to enjoy settling in. Hope it all proves to be juuuuust right for you!

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted
How about one-zie, two-zie, group hug Souzie!!!!!

:wub::wub: {{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}}} :wub::wub:

I missed the real one....so I'm sending you a copy of this one :lol:

Hope you're having a groovy day!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Yes- very big day in the States. We are going to watch the whole event in a conference room in a little bit. Tis a big historical event.

happygirl Collaborator
happygirl
Posted

E. is on the steps of the Capitol :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
E. is on the steps of the Capitol :D

Dang!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

WOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

Thanks for the group hugs, everyone. :wub:

Nicola has posted on facebook the definition of "inauguration." I did NOT know they'd be reading the future today from the entrails of birds and small animals!!!! TAKING THE AUGURS on the Capitol Steps!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

(as noted on Facebook this is the main thing I remember from the HIstory of Rome class)

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