The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[curlyfries]

Leesargh - Zeus pees on new tablecloths? you must never get a new one, then

but - jumping over the baby gate now? Well this is VERY Weezel-like behavioUr *snort*

Old, new....doesn't matter, but only on this one table........and from what we've witnessed of his attempts of escape in the backyard, I'm pretty sure he climbs.

[Green12]

Well.........we have had our living room and dining room gated off for years. Tinkerbell can enter, but not Zeus. Tink's food dish is there so Zeus has no access to it. The original reason for this was because there is a small round table with a table cloth that he insists must always be peed on......even when I buy a new cloth. Never pees in the house otherwise. Suddenly, Zeus has decided to climb the gate for the past two days, thus eating the cat food........and peeing!.......but evidently can't ...or won't......climb back out. So when we get home he is rather excited and seems quite proud of himself

That Zeus!

Lisa, phorgot to tell you a long time ago when you first mentioned your doggie's name was Zeus. Everytime you say Zeus I think of the half naked artist man wearing only banana hammock thong underwears from the movie Under the Tuscan Sun

And yes, Theresa! SO sorry about your knee, what a major bummer Can you look into other ways of treatment like PT or rolfing or something like that. I don't know if these would be appropriate given the injury but just throwing ideas out there.

[elye]

Ahhhhh.......Bryce just clamboured up onto me lap (he's so big, he cannot leap - - it's a very enthusiastic clambour)......and I took a big whiff of his big phace. It' smells wonderful - -like ozone, and Jack's stuffed toys on his bed, where he's obviously been lying....

Soooozie! You need a fellow like him.. . .... or perhaps Jax will grow up to be like him . . .. . . .maybe you're just smelling a baby cat smell right now.......

[curlyfries]

Lisa, phorgot to tell you a long time ago when you first mentioned your doggie's name was Zeus. Everytime you say Zeus I think of the half naked artist man wearing only banana hammock thong underwears from the movie Under the Tuscan Sun

Hmmm......have not seen that.........sounds like a must-see

His full name is Zeus Amadeus

He probably thinks his name is Jesus, because when we greet him, we say, "hey, Zeus!"

Tinkerbell's face has no smell a'tall. She likes to touch noses, and it is a wonderful absence-of-any-smell kitteh breath........so unlike dog breath...BLECH!

HELLLLP!!!!!!...............I'm in a forumless vortex!!!!!!!.........it won't let me post!!!!!! Is c.com lost????.........can't find me way baaaaack!!!!!!!

[curlyfries]

Whew!!!!......we're back!!!!!...........that was scary!

[curlyfries]

Woohoo!!!!!!! I am the phirst and only poster since it came back!

Queen Leeeesa rules!

[curlyfries]

6 minutes later and nobody posting anywhere!!!!!!!........I'm all alone .....................................I'm skeert

[curlyfries]

11 minutes........tumbleweeds........

[curlyfries]

OK..........another thread with a post...........there is life outside of Psillyville.........now I can go to bed

[DingoGirl]

Woohoo!!!!!!! I am the phirst and only poster since it came back!

Queen Leeeesa rules!

All hail our royal, solitary poster!!!!!!!

Stinky Cat going to vet tomorrow........

I think the cat litter (some corn-based incivility) is quite stinky also...... ?

damn this over-sensitive nose.....

Off to bed, Sills

[nikki-uk]

OMGAAAAAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do we have a phacebook link now??....the cause of the phorumless abyss (for Lisa, anyway )

Going to TRY IT!!!!!!!!!! (am askeert )

Oh, is Harry yours then? FOUR KITTEHS!!!!!!!!! Has he no owner, or did you all just decide to STEAL him outright?

I think I did!

also known as a Wife Beater (Nik: you'll know this garment of clothing worn constantly by Hyacinth Bouquet's BIL in Keeping Up Appearances - dirty tank top)

Oh! A vest!

We do have 'tank tops' but they are usually knitted sleeveless jumpers

He probably thinks his name is Jesus, because when we greet him, we say, "hey, Zeus!"

[curlyfries]

........aaaaand the magic blue google smurf word of the day is....................tank top!

Mens Tank Top

Sweat. But Look Good Doing It.

Deals on Mens Tank Top!

[Jestgar]

........aaaaand the magic blue google smurf word of the day is....................tank top!

Mens Tank Top

Sweat. But Look Good Doing It.

Deals on Mens Tank Top!

:lol: drat those spying creatures!

[elye]

Men in tank tops.....Always jus' something wrong wif this. . . . . ..

OMGAAAAAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do we have a phacebook link now??....the cause of the phorumless abyss (for Lisa, anyway )

WHAT???? There's a Psillyville 2 on The Book??? Where we can hug each other and send mojitos hither and yon? Sounds very silly. . . . . . . . ....

Oh! A vest!

We do have 'tank tops' but they are usually knitted sleeveless jumpers

Whoa......these sound. . . . . .....um, lovely . . . . . . . ..

Rather like this, then?

http://www.hardcloud.com/uploads/products/Mv3339bsgr_m.webp

[Jestgar]

Rather like this, then?

http://www.hardcloud.com/uploads/products/Mv3339bsgr_m.webp

hmm, not quite the same effect

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[nikki-uk]

Whoa......these sound. . . . . .....um, lovely . . . . . . . ..

:lol

Rather like this, then?

http://www.hardcloud.com/uploads/products/Mv3339bsgr_m.webp

Eggs-actly Em!!......don't mock 'til you've tried it, you may come to ♥ them (doubtful, but you never know)

hmm, not quite the same effect

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Not bad.....but I have the man in vest to trump ALL (Jool's laminate list FO SHO!!!!!!!)

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Cat news - yes I have decided to keep the weesweet li'l tabbeigh interloper (Harry) as he's had plenty opportunities to go home....always come back to us. I also contacted the local cat rescue centREs also to see if anyone has registered a tabbeigh and white lost kitt-eh

Soooo, I have flead him, wormed him, getting him de-peanutted next Tuesday

I'VE INVESTED IN HIM NOW!!!!

The others are ok, they share TP ....*I* can barely get near it for bloomin' cats

....but the sweetest thing...

When I put down the food for the cats in the morning there is a stampede ...... poor skinny li'l Harry is ALWAYS starving hungry...and I think not terribly happy with sharing any food - so he growls - but can't stop eating .....so it 'sounds' like he is saying

'Num, num num'

So funny to see - & best of all the other cats look at him like this --------->

[jerseyangel]

Argh.....my email provider has changed my whole page and I'm still trying to phigure it out I'm either still groggy or easily thrown, but just a heads up in case anyone emails me and doesn't get a response right away

[flourgirl]

It's January 21st and I am sitting here wearing a tank top (sleeveless tshirt for those who need translation)....and I have the ceiling fans on, we've had several days in a row of 60-70 degrees

Crazy!!

Ooohhh! I yam so, so, <:greenjealousface:> envious. We are still in unseasonably cold temps

[DingoGirl]

Ahhhhh.......Bryce just clamboured up onto me lap (he's so big, he cannot leap - - it's a very enthusiastic clambour)......and I took a big whiff of his big phace. It' smells wonderful - -like ozone, and Jack's stuffed toys on his bed, where he's obviously been lying....

Soooozie! You need a fellow like him.. . .... or perhaps Jax will grow up to be like him . . .. . . .maybe you're just smelling a baby cat smell right now.......

smells like ozone!!!!!!!!!!

no, this is a very DISTINCTLY bad smell......definitely not wee kitteh smell - - I LOVE LOVE LOOOOOOOOOOVE that musty kitten smell, and this is NOT that

OMGAAAAAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do we have a phacebook link now??....the cause of the phorumless abyss (for Lisa, anyway )

Going to TRY IT!!!!!!!!!! (am askeert )

what in hell is she talking about?

....but the sweetest thing...

When I put down the food for the cats in the morning there is a stampede ...... poor skinny li'l Harry is ALWAYS starving hungry...and I think not terribly happy with sharing any food - so he growls - but can't stop eating .....so it 'sounds' like he is saying

'Num, num num'

So funny to see - & best of all the other cats look at him like this --------->

love Harry and the cat stampede

Vests vs. tank tops vs. wife beaters - - -

Well, when Hugh Jackman or those other actors sport a tank top it can't exactly be called a Wife Beater, can it? It just doesn't have that smarmy-ness to it

in the US a VEST is that v-necked sweater thingy - - they call that a TANK TOP in UK

what in hell why do they change all the terms on us?

[flourgirl]

The others are ok, they share TP ....*I* can barely get near it for bloomin' cats

....but the sweetest thing...

When I put down the food for the cats in the morning there is a stampede ...... poor skinny li'l Harry is ALWAYS starving hungry...and I think not terribly happy with sharing any food - so he growls - but can't stop eating .....so it 'sounds' like he is saying

'Num, num num'

aaawwww Iyam in luuuvvv!

[Jestgar]

Not bad.....but I have the man in vest to trump ALL (Jool's laminate list FO SHO!!!!!!!)

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[DingoGirl]

Absolutely

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GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL watch the damnable thing but ONLY becuase 'tis Hugh

[nikki-uk]

what in hell is she talking about?

WHAAAT?????

Yer gettin' me at it!

Top left hand corner, underneath the 'google custom search' box are TWO new icons

The first says +Share/save (clicking on this allows you to post a link of c.com to facebook/myspace and others)

Underneath this it says + Subscribe (dunno what this is for )

T'was NOT there yesterday I tell YA!!!!!!!!

in the US a VEST is that v-necked sweater thingy - - they call that a TANK TOP in UK

what in hell why do they change all the terms on us?

WHAT in hell!!! ...how dare they!!

Ok,

http://newsouksite.soukdev.com/wp-content/...ndy_brander.webp

Tank top, wife beater, vest, OR fetching sleeveless pullover?????

GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL watch the damnable thing but ONLY becuase 'tis Hugh

NUFF said

[Green12]

WHAAAT?????

Yer gettin' me at it!

Top left hand corner, underneath the 'google custom search' box are TWO new icons

The first says +Share/save (clicking on this allows you to post a link of c.com to facebook/myspace and others)

Underneath this it says + Subscribe (dunno what this is for )

T'was NOT there yesterday I tell YA!!!!!!!!

Ok, I am only taking a wild guess here, but could it be because you linked to here from your Facebook page??.......dude you are giving up our secret hideaway

Must change my screenname/nickname here....how do I go about doing that?? Mods?

Patti caught in a email-less abyss??? Stay alive, we will find you!!!

Let me just clarify, I was not wearing a dirty mens wifebeater tank top vest yesterday

My oh my!!! Hugh is so LURVELY in his tank top

And Susie still has a stinky kitteh on her hands:

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[DingoGirl]

GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL watch the damnable thing but ONLY becuase 'tis Hugh

oh my gaaaaaaaaaaawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so - I watched the entire two-plus minutes of it and - -

tell me WHY IN HELL during a perfectly normal dinner scene, a man just GETS UP AND BURSTS into a stupid song about his state and - then everyone smilingly joins along - - how in HELL can anyone tolerate this sort of ptaumphoolery????????

See, I'd be the one at the dinner table, with my butter knife, trying to STAB myself in the heart :lol:

http://newsouksite.soukdev.com/wp-content/...ndy_brander.webp

Tank top, wife beater, vest, OR fetching sleeveless pullover?????

*snort* that's what I'm talkin' about - - he is wearing a SWEATER VEST (or just VEST) over a WIFE BEATER

JULES!!!!!!!!!! changin' yer name? stay alive - - we WILL FIND YOU!!!!! (Patti too)

and - yes - 'tis a Smelly Cat all right

forgot what else - gotta get to work