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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
We are leaving for Key West in 4 days, 1 hour and 32 minutes.

YA-BA-HOO-BA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I please be stowed away as a carry-on...I promise to somehow fit under the seat....I'd do anything to go to warmer climates right now :P


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elye Community Regular

Hi, Bevel!! :lol: You sound great! Sorry about that wicked insomnia... . .

Come, sweet slumber,

Enshroud me in thy purple cloak. . . . ...

Er whatever. . .. . . .. :rolleyes:

Gawd Sillies--what a mornin' we're havin' here :o

Patteigh!! What's goin' on over there? Are you having a crazy morning? Whassup?

We are still experiencing technical difficulties with computers here at work....as soon as we get them up and running they crash again....and this is hopsital wide!

Amanda, I think perhaps you should be looking closely at some of the employees that surround you .. . . . . . . ....does ANYone, any doctor, orderly, administrator, look ANything like our big phlipover POeter? I think he may have been keeping something from us. . .. . . ..perhaps he is working there part-time, and part-time at the petshop. This would explain the internal high-tech glitches quite succinctly.

Or there's Tareeesa, who recently phlipped over the 500 mark.. . ......

Could she really be that quiet female surgeon who you don't see or speak with much?

Have we ever SEEN a pic of her? Don't think so . . . . . . .and why would that be?. . . . .....hmmm. . . . ..

:lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

Wow! Bev'really! Key West <:jealousfaceall-greenwithenvy:> If you got room in your sootkase I'll go wif! Promise not to make toooo much noise! <:hopefullongingface:> Try not to think about all us psillies freezziinngg ophph our patooties :D

elye Community Regular
Wow! Bev'really! Key West <:jealousfaceall-greenwithenvy:> If you got room in your sootkase I'll go wif! Promise not to make toooo much noise! <:hopefullongingface:> Try not to think about all us psillies freezziinngg ophph our patooties :D

Tareeeesa, I absolutely love yer spelling acrobatics.......kinda phreeks me out, and you should be getting a creativity award for this . .. . . . . . :lol::lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
Or there's Tareeesa, who recently phlipped over the 500 mark.. . ......

Could she really be that quiet female surgeon who you don't see or speak with much?

Have we ever SEEN a pic of her? Don't think so . . . . . . .and why would that be?. . . . .....hmmm. . . . ..

:lol:

Yeah.....I'm the kwiet sturgeon er...surgeon you never see...except maybe in the ladies room....or sleeping in the breakroom! You might hear the other docs tho' when I'm around...."Hey! Lookout!! She's got a knife Scalpel!!!!" :o

:lol::lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
Tareeeesa, I absolutely love yer spelling acrobatics.......kinda phreeks me out, and you should be getting a creativity award for this . .. . . . . . :lol::lol:

Like, maybe.....a trip to someplace warm until the winter is over? :):P

Jestgar Rising Star

Light snow and lots of wind. Seattle looks like Open Original Shared Link


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Maybe one of the sillies is hiding in my office pretending to be here with me!

OMG sillies there is a car in the parking lot literally parked up over the curb!

My coworker is being tested for celiac today- she had an upper gi done a few weeks ago and they saw damage supposedly consistent with celiac.

Green12 Enthusiast

Hi sillies, I am not caught up just pooping through....have the startings of a cold and just feeling overall dreadful.

Janet, are you feeling better wih your cold??

I did spot Bevel's Key West announcement, WOOT!!!!!

Em, how is your dad??

Amanda, good to see you posting while you are at work working away....atta girl :lol: Still no internet connection at home??

Tom has been quiet :(

I see the rest of you have been keeping the Silly going :lol::lol:

Twilight update, I am 2/3 the way through the 4th and final book Breaking Dawn. I swear the author knows our language, there have been endless amounts of the use of "snorts", several "snickers", "guffaws", and get this......a "Bah!" a "Gah!" and a "harrumph!!!!!!" :huh:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
Twilight update, I am 2/3 the way through the 4th and final book Breaking Dawn. I swear the author knows our language, there have been endless amounts of the use of "snorts", several "snickers", "guffaws", and get this......a "Bah!" a "Gah!" and a "harrumph!!!!!!" :huh:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Oh, almost forgot, and it takes place mostly in Washington state, where all of us Sills know is where everything happens :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Hi guys!! :D

Just got back from the vets with Harry.

He has been de-peanutted AND vaccinated.

I took him to a vet clinic that does low cost neutering....but when I told them he was a stray I stole took in they waived the fee!!!!!!!!! :D

Anyhoo, am laughing at the poor wee bugger who is frantically licking and cleaning whilst no doubt screaming in his li'l cat mind 'WTF's happened to meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o '

Soo much to comment on but don't have the brain power! :lol:

Bevelly's going on HOLIDAY!!!!!!!!! :D

What's going on at Patti's???

Gian-nit's uniform :lol:

Meanwhile.....just another day in a London train Station........ Open Original Shared Link

:D

elye Community Regular

Hi, Jooooles!

I swear the author knows our language, there have been endless amounts of the use of "snorts", several "snickers", "guffaws", and get this......a "Bah!" a "Gah!" and a "harrumph!!!!!!" :huh:

Mygawd..... .I think my suspicions were wrong. . . . . ......POeter is not a hiding orderly, he's the author of the Twilight series . .. . ...

.... . . er one of us is . . . . . . . . .. . ...

:lol:

Sooooozeee! You writin' vampire books?

flourgirl Apprentice

London Station!!! :lol::lol: I luuuuved it! Why don't things like this happen on a regular daily basis?!?

Harry's lost his phurrry peanuttys and wonders where the heck they went :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Oh, almost forgot, and it takes place mostly in Washington state, where all of us Sills know is where everything happens :lol:

well yeah B)

Open Original Shared Link

harp1 Apprentice

London Station is where I wwwwwwwwwant to be! I'll pop right over. Problem is I'm eating too much peanut butter(gluten-free of course) - I mght stick to the railingggggg. Might get arrested for that! B):):huh::lol::o Susan

nikki-uk Enthusiast
well yeah B)

Open Original Shared Link

The minute it hit the top ten I thought to meself ...I bet it's based in Washington State :lol:

I mght stick to the railingggggg. Might get arrested for that! B):):huh::lol::o Susan

Don't you just hate that when that happens????? :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Can I please be stowed away as a carry-on...I promise to somehow fit under the seat....I'd do anything to go to warmer climates right now :P

Amanda will be under me seat, TEEreesa in me stow away- that leaves lots of room in my luggage and Kurt's (the man will only pack a t-shirt and shorts anyway!). I thnk I can fit Pete's balls, Suzie's boobs, Harry's lost pee-nuts and a host of other things. Who's in? :lol:

Light snow and lots of wind. Seattle looks like Open Original Shared Link

I can't believe Seattle's been getting snow- so COOL although some of my froends who live there aren't too thrilled. I would be- after all I'd be living near Jess :stalkerphace: :lol:

London Station is where I wwwwwwwwwant to be! I'll pop right over. Problem is I'm eating too much peanut butter(gluten-free of course) - I mght stick to the railingggggg. Might get arrested for that! B):):huh::lol::o Susan

You sound like me.

OK- you all simply MUST see Open Original Shared Link

Be sure to look at all the pictures :lol: :lol: :wub: :wub: :ph34r:

elye Community Regular

Wow! The London tube station.....phan-bloody-TAS-tic!! I want these things to suddenly start happening around me.....perhaps in the hospital as I wander in to visit Dad this aft....

:rolleyes:

((((((Gasp)))))). .. . ..head shoots up .. .. .....tongue out, drooling. . . . ....

Someone mention peanut butter??

This is my one true failing of will. . . . . .I cannot resist peanut butter, and I put it on everything. Apples, noodles.....salmon .....brussel sprouts . .. .. . ...

I actually think I did mention once that there is ONE thing only that PB does not go with - - mushrooms.

:huh::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
there is ONE thing only that PB does not go with - - mushrooms.

True dat! :P

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Oh guys- scary times have reached as far as the hospital. The college side of the hospital has went under a raise freeze. There is a hiring freeze and instead of handing out pink slips they are going to try to reduce the staff by 260 positions by Sept. They will do this by not filling previously vacated spots..... Who knows what happens after Sept....

Jestgar Rising Star
I can't believe Seattle's been getting snow- so COOL although some of my froends who live there aren't too thrilled. I would be- after all I'd be living near Jess :stalkerphace: :lol:

WOOHOOO!!! We'll slide down the hills on lunch trays together!!

OK- you all simply MUST see Open Original Shared Link

Be sure to look at all the pictures :lol: :lol: :wub: :wub: :ph34r:

darling little puppy :unsure::blink:

curlyfries Contributor
What's going on at Patti's???

Gian-nit's uniform :lol:

Meanwhile.....just another day in a London train Station........ Open Original Shared Link

:D

I want to do that!!!!!........THAT is what goes on in me 'ead most of the time :P

Psillies.....I am sooooo sore! Went dancing on Sunday......me spins were pharkin phantastic!.......But I hurt from me ankles to me kneck......more than usual, that is :(

Amanda will be under me seat, TEEreesa in me stow away- that leaves lots of room in my luggage and Kurt's (the man will only pack a t-shirt and shorts anyway!). I thnk I can fit Pete's balls, Suzie's boobs, Harry's lost pee-nuts and a host of other things. Who's in? :lol:

ME!.....ME!!!......ME!..MEEEE!!!!!!!!........ooh......what about my scuba gear?

Looove peanut butter!.....on salmon?.....must try that!........After this freakin candida diet, that is :angry:

Heyyy......Harpy Susan is back.........not skeerd off, yet. :P .........we really don't do it on purpose, ya know ;)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Meanwhile.....just another day in a London train Station........ Open Original Shared Link

:D

Loved it . . . here's the making of . . . (can't be bothered to embed it) . . . Open Original Shared Link

Darn210 Enthusiast

Hey Patti . . . see ya reading . . . how's thangs goin' over in yer neck o the woods???

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi-ya there Jan-it :D

Things are moving (hee!) right along :lol::blink:

Speaking of peanut butter.....of course I can't tolerate it <snort>.... but me new fav snack is as follows: Ener-g Wilde pretzels (little round ones) in a wee bowl mixed up wif a blob of almond butter. Yum :P

What else :unsure: oh yeah....Harpy Susan :lol: .....loved yer uni-forum, Jan-it :D ......I wanna squeeze in wif ya'll fer Bevvie's tropical trip B) ......thoughts fer Em's dad, of course ;) .......hang in there, Amanda........where's Pataughmn?.......for that matter, where's Souczie? :huh: .......

There must be more I'm phorgetting--brain is phoggy.

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