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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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It's Friday the 13th!!!!!! :o

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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This day has been nothing but bad luck for me already! My car is over inspection and finally we got it into the garage today- dropped it off last night. We had to hold off the inspection since we transferred car insurance to this new agent who does the home insurance--well it took forever to get the ID cars. So that was an issue! So this morning we get up and leave for work to find John has a flat tire- all the way to the rim. So finally got MIL to give us a ride and she was lecturing John the whole way about being prepared and having things in order and blah blah blah....all I want to say is sometimes things happen unexpectently.

So now I am at work and I am hoping my car can be finished by lunch time so we can get home without too many problems!

I am hoping this is the only incident I need to worry about today....

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Gads it's been a long week. Can we have Monday off?? Who's queen around here?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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:lol::lol::lol:

OMG!!!! LEE_SARGH!!!! ....umm....thanks for the 'cat with diarrOeah' on spacebook :lol:

oh, I got a dog with an Anal Gland Explosion sort of emergency - - and the gland really was quite popping out of his butt..... it was FANTASTIC :lol: :lol: will send it to all sillies, methinks.......

back to bed, for a bit :ph34r: my boss is on a recon up in the mountains for a trip scheduled to begin Sunday, and lasting almost a week. Which would have meant SOOZLE HAS THE WEEK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!! but alas, too much snow, if he has ANY sort of brain in his head (and he does not :lol: ) he'll call off the trip, as everyone's been urging him to do, due to excess snow.

Alas, if he DOES have a brain cell, I'm working all next week <_<

:lol:

GOOD FRIDAY MORN SILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! B)

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

Mornin everybody....well, almost afternoon! Guess I'll have to trek on over to facebook to see what that's all about. Is there only one?

The duck in a truck was so kool.....and bizarre, as I had a dream the other night about having ducks in the yard. Was actually considering gathering up info to decide if I actually wanted to do that! (Do I hear twilight zone music?) :blink::lol:

Wish I had a mini greenhouse. I think I'm going to make a coldframe so I can start seeds earlier, and get them acclimitized more easily. I started seeds in the house last year....too soon....they got all leggy and ugly. Some made it just fine...some did not :(

I phinally caught my telehubby's sickness....bah! In the old days I'd a had it right away. I thought I was home-phree for avoiding it for so long. That's what I get for thinking......I'm going to take the day off and sleep a lot! :) Good an excuse as any. Later.....

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Gads it's been a long week. Can we have Monday off?? Who's queen around here?

Some lucky folks have it off its a holiday--presidents day maybe? I work though since hospitals dont close...

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Ok, I joined facebook. It doesn't seem to want to recognize my email address....maybe too soon? How do I go about phinding anybody? I tried curlyfies, and 4 came up who are not "our" curlyfries. Obviously I need names? I'm gonna play around wif it anyway.

Hope you're all having a good 13th....especially you, Manda....no more bad luck for you today!

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Didja get your gift, Em? :D

OMG. . . . .. .. .... :lol::lol::lol::o Yes, thank you SO MUCH, Curlyqueen!!

Quite the application .. . ....

So finally got MIL to give us a ride and she was lecturing John the whole way about being prepared and having things in order and blah blah blah....

Wow. . . .... . .astonishing. . .Word for word, all through the Christmas holidays - - in my kitchen, out at the store, dinner table. . . ... I do believe this is hard evidence that ALL MILS sound exactly the same .. .. ... . ... <_<:lol:

Hope yer day is better, Amanda! Ya got our brain this week...this is good. . . . .

Gads it's been a long week. Can we have Monday off?? Who's queen around here?

I got it off!! :P Two years ago, the premier of Ontario legislated a new official stat holiday for the province. It falls on the third Monday in February, which is this Monday coming. It is aptly called "Family Day". We are legislated, I suppose, to go out skating, playing, tobogganing, nature-walking with our children.. . . .

Uh huh. . . ...... :rolleyes:

How do I go about phinding anybody? I tried curlyfies, and 4 came up who are not "our" curlyfries. Obviously I need names? I'm gonna play around wif it anyway.

Tareeeeesuh! You've joined us in The Book! You can find us by becoming friends with any one of us (say, POeter, since you know his full name), and then you can access all of us in his profile, and request friendship that way.

And you thought you had trouble getting daily chores done before!! :rolleyes:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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I typed in Pieters name, clicked on every one that had no pic or info. Every single one of them had no friends! I'm assuming that Pieter has had no time to do anything there yet.....I KNOW that the man has friends! :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

All right Treesuh, I'm going in too . . . cover me . . . I'll see if I can find you.

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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All right Treesuh, I'm going in too . . . cover me . . . I'll see if I can find you.

Heheh....got you covered! Did you remember your Phlak-Jaket?

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

Thanks for all of the help everybody! I'm going back in with some ammo this time :lol:

So much for the long nap! :D

elye Community Regular
elye
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So much for the long nap! :D

Yep, just one more place that takes yer nap time from you, your snack time, your quality time with family . .. . ...

JUST what we all need!!

:rolleyes:<_<

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Yep, just one more place that takes yer nap time from you, your snack time, your quality time with family . .. . ...

JUST what we all need!!

:rolleyes:<_<

It's hurting me wee brain . . . gah!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

OMG my quotes are not showing up - WHAT IN HELL? :huh:

am at work.....doign nothing :lol: was to have the morning or in fact whole day off, for the recon mission.....it did not happen.....so I got up quite early and then went back to bed. Awoke to FRANTIC phone calls from me boss : "GET IN HERE, I NEED TWO HOURS OF YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION AS THE FOREST SERVICE CALLED THIS MORNIGN AND THIS BLAH BLAH BLAH PROPOSAL IS DUE AT NOON OR NO ONE GETS PAID, EVER"

:lol:

:blink:

:wacko:

so, I am here, and have been playing on the computer for one hour, doing absolutely NOTHING to help him, as I await instructions :lol:

his hair is on fire.....eyes are wild.....I am slightly askird :lol:

and - we have 50 minutes for the proposal and - nothing's happened so far except millions of frantic phone calls....FS is messing with us

:lol:

but

yay, phacebook phriends!!

Um - Leesah - I need to know how to find that veterinary emergency application - - why can't I find it? can't even find what I accepted....

but - during the night - - did awaken and ponder why the Commonwealth dryers have water in them?

:lol: :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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OMG my quotes are not showing up - WHAT IN HELL? :huh: his hair is on fire.....eyes are wild.....I am slightly askird :lol:

THIS WAS SO FUNNY SUSIE.......CRACKED ME UP

and - we have 50 minutes for the proposal and - nothing's happened so far except millions of frantic phone calls....FS is messing with us------------------

HA JIM WORKED FOR HE FOREST SERVICE FOR 36 YEARS.............THEY LIKE TO 'MESS WITH PEOPLE' :lol:

AT LEAST YOUR GETTING PAID TO PLAY WITH FACEBOOK.......... ;) SCREWED UP THE QUOTES....

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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OMG my quotes are not showing up - WHAT IN HELL? :huh: his hair is on fire.....eyes are wild.....I am slightly askird :lol:

THIS WAS SO FUNNY SUSIE.......CRACKED ME UP

and - we have 50 minutes for the proposal and - nothing's happened so far except millions of frantic phone calls....FS is messing with us------------------

HA JIM WORKED FOR HE FOREST SERVICE FOR 36 YEARS.............THEY LIKE TO 'MESS WITH PEOPLE' :lol:

AT LEAST YOUR GETTING PAID TO PLAY WITH FACEBOOK.......... SCREWED UP THE QUOTES....

JUDITH!!!!! :lol: :lol: now YER whole post cracked ME up :lol:

Yes - the Forest Service is REALLY screwed up and - they like to mess with people, severely :wacko:

must work now <_<

but there is talk at this moment of actually going on the trip all next week - - full SNAUGH going on

:lol: :lol: Soozle finds this funny

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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JUDITH!!!!! :lol::lol: now YER whole post cracked ME up :lol:

Yes - the Forest Service is REALLY screwed up and - they like to mess with people, severely :wacko:

must work now <_<

but there is talk at this moment of actually going on the trip all next week - - full SNAUGH going on

:lol::lol: Soozle finds this funny

susie.......hi ya!

you don't have to go do you????????????

don't you like to play in the snow? B)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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susie.......hi ya!

you don't have to go do you????????????

don't you like to play in the snow? B)

of COURSE I'm not going. I have told Shane that I won't sleep in a tent at elevation until it's minimum 45 degrees in the morning ;)

but they are eejits for going :lol: can't do the work with all that snow on the ground :lol: :lol:

but, they want to play with helicopters and stuff

:lol:

this makes me larf and larf

*snackle* :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

OK . . . I just want to apologize up phront for stumbling around in facebook . . . if I don't accept a gift it's because you didn't spend enough I don't know what I'm doing. If I don't respond to something, it's because you've ticked me off I don't know what I'm doing. If I accidently do something to annoy you, it's because I like to pester people I don't know what I'm doing.

. . . I could've gotten so much done today :huh:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
but - during the night - - did awaken and ponder why the Commonwealth dryers have water in them?

:lol::lol:

I know, 'tis one of those great mysteries of symbolically joined nations. .. . .. ..

Here is something equally liable to have you up musing through the wee hours:

There are over thirty thousand John Smiths in Britain, and over twelve thousand in Canada.

:huh:

:lol:

AT LEAST YOUR GETTING PAID TO PLAY WITH FACEBOOK.......... ;)

I WANT A JOB LIKE THIS!!!!!! :rolleyes::lol:

but, they want to play with helicopters and stuff

:lol:

Gad. . . . . . .....Li'l boys just never, ever grow up, do they? :rolleyes:

OK . . . I just want to apologize up phront for stumbling around in facebook . . . if I don't accept a gift it's because you didn't spend enough I don't know what I'm doing. If I don't respond to something, it's because you've ticked me off I don't know what I'm doing. If I accidently do something to annoy you, it's because I like to pester people I don't know what I'm doing.

Yep, I hear ya, Jyah-gnitt. . . . .. . . ....sometimes I go in there, glance around, and I have to slowly back out, as my head is precariously close to exploding. How do people do it? Send things, receive things, thank people, comment on a zillion photos, tag albums and notify people, play brain games, have 460 friends and keep up wif them all .. . . . . . ..GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. . . . . .!!!!!!! How......do.....people.......do.....it??

:blink:

:wacko:

:lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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OK . . . I just want to apologize up phront for stumbling around in facebook . . . if I don't accept a gift it's because you didn't spend enough I don't know what I'm doing. If I don't respond to something, it's because you've ticked me off I don't know what I'm doing. If I accidently do something to annoy you, it's because I like to pester people I don't know what I'm doing.

. . . I could've gotten so much done today :huh:

<:giggleandsmirkingface:> I'm with you! Though, all I planned for the day was napping (OMG I pheel sooooo sik....can I play like a man shhhhhhhh! and whine and moan?) :ph34r: I don't mean to offend either (really, I mean it) as I stumble around in Gjiannets phootprints.

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

Hmmmph! And I thought it was Jist Me, and my puny little pea-brain causing me to be all confuzzled there! I b'leve it's gonna be a while fer me to figger it out.....but I WILL, dadgummit, come hek er hi water! So there! So....I used to wonder what it was that I was missing....and now I wonder what it is that I am missing. :lol::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

:lol::lol::lol:

Theresa said *dadgummit*

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Noo-bee phacebookers lost and exhausted :lol:

:lol::lol:

I know, 'tis one of those great mysteries of symbolically joined nations. .. . .. ..

Here is something equally liable to have you up musing through the wee hours:

There are over thirty thousand John Smiths in Britain, and over twelve thousand in Canada.

OH- MAH- GAAAAWD!!!!!!! :lol:

How about:

If the Queen (of England) flips a coin, does she say <frightfully posh voice>...''Tails or ME''

:huh:

:lol:

HA! That'll keep yer pondering

Soozee's boss...hair aflame :o and an uncontrollable desire to go for rides in a 'copter!!!! :blink:

:lol:

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