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Darn210 Enthusiast
I think we all have a bit of the southern drawl, here.........

Except whilst speaking with our British accents . . . or rather . . . whilst spelling our favoUrite words.


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jerseyangel Proficient
Except whilst speaking with our British accents . . . or rather . . . whilst spelling our favoUrite words.

Yeah....we tend to jump around quite a bit wif whatever phits the situation :P

curlyfries Contributor

oops..........I goofed.....that means it's time for me to go to bed.........nitey nite!

Crystal Brown Rookie
I'll bet...as always......by the time I read and post, all y'all will have vamoosed! <_<

Heavens no!!! :o .......they are as important as emoticons ;) .......they support the vital need of being properly understood! B)

Hi Zella!

I shoulda had me some of those before I lost the weight..........then I wouldn't be in my current predicament ;)

I think we all have a bit of the southern drawl, here.........quite amusing on our Canook psillies! :lol: ..........Y'all know what I mean, eh?

Zella said 'nicht gut'!..........Ausgezeichnet (excellent!)!

Can't believe Zella's the one that brings Ptaughmn out of his occassional one post poop-in marathon!.....well.....that and the north/south debate...........which, by the way, I'm sure me hubby would disagree. Perhaps it is also a generational difference?

Poop-in :lol:

Sprechen sie Deutsch?

I could use some of them cantaloupes.. Watermelons would be wa-A-y too big.. but cantaloupes would be nice. I personally think that I would have cantaloupes, if it weren't for the constant decline in weight.. so, instead I've got me some nice mosquito bites. Nothing better than the good ol' removable melons. I'm so glad they make the inserts now, instead of having to get the socks all up in the right configuration. Sockplants.. Not the way to go.. especially if you plan on doing any type of movement..

I'm rambling, bad habit..

Hm.. I wonder how and why my BF just asked me, "You want to know why you have a butt?"

Yeaaaaaaaaaa.... nooooo... I wants to know what is wrong with my butt.. not why I have one.. what a silly.. Trying to recap convos from this forum... a little diff-e-cult for some peeps to understand. Or maybe I 'splain things the wrong way.. That is HIGHLY possible.

Did you know your name makes me hungry??? :D Curlyfries.. Mmmmmmmmmm... Nom nom nom.. gluten-free curly fries.. Mmmm.

Moving on now.. and catching up.. so nice to be able to come in to psillie land.. Yay!

Crystal Brown Rookie
Except whilst speaking with our British accents . . . or rather . . . whilst spelling our favoUrite words.

Ooo, British, I'm partially British. And by partially, I mean my left toe, right finger, right eyebrow and left kneecap.

Why, I make so many balls-up mistakes, bloody 'ell, it just drives me batty! <---- How's that?

;)

Crystal Brown Rookie
:lol: I know, it's scary, ain't it?

TWO!!!!!!!!! exactly TWO, and you just KNOW they were fighting.and.fighting.to.NOT.KEEP.THE.CAMERA.ON.THEM THE WHOLE TIME :lol: :lol:

:lol: But didn't he house him for a while?

:lol: :lol: this is a VERY silly-esque thing to happen. But pseriously, Pink Zella, wait until the de-fogging occurs next time, I think stabbing is less likely :lol:

:lol: OMG - love how our astute and RIVETING conversations filter into Real Life all the time :lol:

and snuggling! :)

OMG :lol: I knew a guy in Monterey who was about 35 - that over-tanning British naval officer.......he was QUITE PROUD to be still wearing his rugby shorts from college :o:o

I TOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD him to retire those - was quite disgusting - - and the kangaroo scrotal sacs were in fact visible!!!!!!! gah - ew :unsure:

*snackle* :lol:

:lol: :lol:

must watch Oscar fashion recap now on ET

it's confirmed - I have no life :lol:

Wait for the defogging????? What is this?? I have to exercise patience??? Psssstttt! Impatience is my middle name and rushing is my game, baybee! Yeaaaaaaa, oooooooooh, Oprah, Oscars.. gotta go!

=)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Ooo, British, I'm partially British. And by partially, I mean my left toe, right finger, right eyebrow and left kneecap.

Why, I make so many balls-up mistakes, bloody 'ell, it just drives me batty! <---- How's that?

;)

Flippin' 'eck!!

Not bad Zella ;) (I cheat!...I AM English! :lol: )

Missed the whole Oscar thang (thank gawd for Psuezelle's recap!)...just emerging from a most heinous migraine avec vomitting drama :EW!:

These migraines are bLoody BOLLOCKS <_< .......... t'would seem devil child brings 'em on <_< (I MUST eliminate him toot-sweet!)

On the plus side it's a good kick start to another edna :rolleyes:

....weakly shuffling back to couch/tiger pig

OMG!!!!!!!!

I almost forgot.....

HARRY'S GOT HIS PURRrrrrr BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My gaaaawd!!!...... I thought I was getting delerious yesterday as I lay in me darkened room with Harry sleeping aside me...a gentle rumbling......upon getting closer ....he was A PURRING!!!! :lol::lol:

Purr party?? :lol:


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Darn210 Enthusiast
These migraines are bLoody BOLLOCKS <_< .......... t'would seem devil child brings 'em on <_< (I MUST eliminate him toot-sweet!)

Did you keep the dishwasher lady's name and addy??? You're suppose to ship him over at times like theses!!!

OMG!!!!!!!!

I almost forgot.....

HARRY'S GOT HIS PURRrrrrr BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My gaaaawd!!!...... I thought I was getting delerious yesterday as I lay in me darkened room with Harry sleeping aside me...a gentle rumbling......upon getting closer ....he was A PURRING!!!! :lol::lol:

Purr party?? :lol:

Well, I've always said the human feline body is amazing . . . when a part is lost, something/someplace else compensates and picks up the function. So you chopped off his purrbox when you got him fixed . . . which part is purring now? . . . and don't cut it off this time!!!

flourgirl Apprentice

Niknik Sorry you gots the Migrain bullsh.!!! I started getting them in high school.....3 day marathons generally. I can't think of anything worse than those. Out or eight children in the family...all of us have had at least one period of time of getting them.....five of us that I know of get them with some regularity.....could it be my parents causing them? Thats the only commonality we have left! :o:lol:

And so the North/South debate continues.....it's not gonna cause a civil war, is it?

HARRY GOTS A PURRRRRR BACK!!!!! Hurrayyyyyy!

Accents....languages.....words of all kinds.....love dem....used well or no! :D

Zello.....Sie sprechen Deutsh! Wilkommen liebling!

Ptawwwmmm....wish you'd poop in more often, our phood phree phriend.

Am sorting photo album philes on my computer, (instead of working...I'll do that later). Phound a whole bunch of folders I had phorgotten about and need to reorganize and toss the bad ones. So nice to wander through summer gardens and pretending winter is over with! :D:rolleyes:

Check in later....

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies- is it ever going to be spring?

My sister Tammy has her delivery date-- April 16th!!!! She is going to have a C-sec due to complications with Silvias birth. I will go up there on the 17th and bring Silvia back to our house to spend the weekend. I am so excited! It will be so much fun!

Got to get some work started--far too many things to do and it seems as if the days aren't long enough--although they fee as they last forever!

elye Community Regular

Guten Morgen, Freunde!

Well... .. in deference to recent subject matter, I must, instead of wishing all a "Good Morning", be asking how it's hanging.... . . .different answers will abound! :lol:

Our Monarch hath done a walkabout! Poor Queen Nicola is migraining . .. :( ... Nik, yer mitre may be on too tight, causing crashing pain - - now, to whom do we send the robe for temporary alterations? He may be able to enlarge the royal headpiece for you. . . . ... :lol:

So nice to wander through summer gardens and pretending winter is over with! :D

Oh, YES.. . . . .when will this be over?? It is very cold here today, and it is the End of Feb. :angry:

Why do I live here?

Harry is purring! Jyagnitt may be right - - like in the aftermath of a stroke, some area may have just taken over the job.. . . . .....his ears, perhaps? Pancreas? :lol:

Now, Nik, you do have three other cats. Maybe they are pulling one over on you, as these are clever little beasts.....I'm wondering if Will is perhaps throwing his purr .. . ....

:rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
HARRY'S GOT HIS PURRrrrrr BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My gaaaawd!!!...... I thought I was getting delerious yesterday as I lay in me darkened room with Harry sleeping aside me...a gentle rumbling......upon getting closer ....he was A PURRING!!!! :lol::lol:

Purr party?? :lol:

I'm sure he sensed the desperateness of your situation, and knew that drastic comforting was called for. A gentle vibration to lull you to sleep.

jerseyangel Proficient
"You want to know why you have a butt?"

But do know why poop is tapered at the end (Celiacs notwithstanding <_< )?? So yer butt doesn't slam shut! :P

Missed the whole Oscar thang (thank gawd for Psuezelle's recap!)...just emerging from a most heinous migraine avec vomitting drama :EW!:

:( Nik....damn flippin eck :( I wondered where you had skeddadled off to--stupid migraine :angry:

But Harry got his purr back!! Is that anything like his groove? :D

Did you keep the dishwasher lady's name and addy??? You're suppose to ship him over at times like theses!!!

.....she has candy and everything ;)

Morning Sillies- is it ever going to be spring?

Gawd--it doesn't seem like it this year! Although I shouldn't complain since in a few months I'll probably be going on about how hot I am :lol:

Attention sillies--me arse is gigantic :angry: I've been going through me closet, weeding out stuff I haven't worn in a long time so as not to move them yet again.....and I tried on a couple pair of crop pants I wore last summer and they were tight. :huh::(:o:angry:

Maybe there's sumphin wrong wif me dryer? :unsure:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Maybe there's sumphin wrong wif me dryer? :unsure:

Understand this all too well--in my case they be makin clothes smaller than usual-- take this adorable sweater I got at Wallyworld last week-- was only $5. Sky Blue and cute. Says it is an XL---barely got it over my womanly featjres :rolleyes:

The next size up was a XXL which said 16/18...

elye Community Regular
But do know why poop is tapered at the end (Celiacs notwithstanding)?? So yer butt doesn't slam shut! :P

BAH! :lol:

....and I tried on a couple pair of crop pants I wore last summer and they were tight. :huh::(:o:angry:

Maybe there's sumphin wrong wif me dryer? :unsure:

YES! Pahteigh, you need a Commonwealth dryer.......water in 'em, so clothes never get completely dry, and always stay the same size. :huh:

:rolleyes:

But listen . .. ....they were tight, but you could still do 'em up. All is not lost! Sounds like about 5 pounds to me . . .....It'll come off!

elye Community Regular

Jooooodeee! :) I see you! How are you feeling?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I'm sure he sensed the desperateness of your situation, and knew that drastic comforting was called for. A gentle vibration to lull you to sleep.

Harry got his purr!!!!!!!!!!!! He's a co-dependent purr-er!!!!!!! :lol: reliant on the needs of others to express himself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

no time sills - more later :)

Jestgar Rising Star

Bah. Some sort of space-time discontinuum in my bathroom this morning. Stepped in with 45 minutes left to get ready, stepped out with 8 minutes to gather my wits and umbrella and run out the door.

Need food and coffee.

and dry pants.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Did you keep the dishwasher lady's name and addy??? You're suppose to ship him over at times like theses!!!

Gyian-knit!! I am SOOOOooo gonna ring HER!!!! <will she have more chocolate? :unsure: what type???>

I'm sure he sensed the desperateness of your situation, and knew that drastic comforting was called for. A gentle vibration to lull you to sleep.

:D Actually, I don't think you're far off Jess....ALL the cats sat wiv me on TP yesterday and purred and 'kneaded' me

But do know why poop is tapered at the end (Celiacs notwithstanding )?? So yer butt doesn't slam shut! :P

:lol: x10!!!

So obvious yet true!!

Attention sillies--me arse is gigantic :angry: I've been going through me closet, weeding out stuff I haven't worn in a long time so as not to move them yet again.....and I tried on a couple pair of crop pants I wore last summer and they were tight. :huh::(:o:angry:

Maybe there's sumphin wrong wif me dryer? :unsure:

:lol::ph34r:

Yep, definitely need a commonwealth dryer there PadT ;)

. Says it is an XL---barely got it over my womanly featjres :rolleyes:

:lol::lol::lol: Amanda crackin' me up

The v.same thing happened to moi , tried on a size LARGE, ....barely fitted :angry:

I mean WTH?!?!?.......If *I* am LARGE then what in hell are all these other people I see who are... :unsure: LARGER?!?!?!?!

I think Harry is purring from his pancreas!!

His purr has a certain pancreatic vibe about it .......... NOT a co-dependant purrer AT ALL (found him singularly purring)

Dear gaaaaawd - it's louder than ever , and somehow he seems happier :lol: <happy Harry >

jerseyangel Proficient
If *I* am LARGE then what in hell are all these other people I see who are... :unsure: LARGER?!?!?!?!

Yeah! Exactly!! :huh:

WIH????

Jestgar Rising Star
The v.same thing happened to moi , tried on a size LARGE, ....barely fitted :angry:

I mean WTH?!?!?.......If *I* am LARGE then what in hell are all these other people I see who are... :unsure: LARGER?!?!?!?!

Yeah! Exactly!! :huh:

WIH????

We should demand proper sizing. The average size (14 in US?) should be zero, and it should go up, or down, from there. All those runway models will be -16. Kinda puts things into a better perspective.

jerseyangel Proficient
We should demand proper sizing. The average size (14 in US?) should be zero, and it should go up, or down, from there. All those runway models will be -16. Kinda puts things into a better perspective.

Yes--I demand this be so!!! Just once I'd like to be able to say...."lawd, even the zero is too big"..... :rolleyes:

Nik--can't you make a proclamation er sumphin? :lol:

elye Community Regular

I actually have a girlfriend who is a size 0. She is absolutely TINY.......tiny frame, tiny bones.. . . . .....Size zero. Crazy!

Ever notice how the more expensive the clothing is, the smaller the sizes are? I can fit into a $100.00 size four pair of DKNY jeans (ridiculous), but can't even get a Walmart no-name pair o' size fours above me knees. . . ... <_<

:rolleyes:

I think Harry is purring from his pancreas!!

His purr has a certain pancreatic vibe about it ..........

Man! Wish I had a pancreas that purred. .. ......mine does nowt. <_<

nikki-uk Enthusiast

HEY!!!

QUEEN NICOLA HERE!!!

Check out me baby toddler av...I was NOT in the mood :lol:

We should demand proper sizing. The average size (14 in US?) should be zero, and it should go up, or down, from there. All those runway models will be -16. Kinda puts things into a better perspective.

Yep (US 14 = UK 16...also the average size)

I PROCLAIM EEEET!!!!!!!!!!!

Man! Wish I had a pancreas that purred. .. ......mine does nowt. <_<

:lol:

M's mute/barren pancreas

Darn210 Enthusiast
Maybe there's sumphin wrong wif me dryer? :unsure:

Damn straight there is!!!!

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