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elye Community Regular
elye
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OMG....have missed a plethora of happenings. . . . ...

Corner barphing!! BAH HA!! :lol:

I must have missed this post of Nik's announcing Pson of Psilly heading to Gay Paree. . . .....how exciting!

And this Family Guy episode!!! :lol: I don't watch it, so I will have to youtube it.....and I must tell big Les.......

Actually, the first 30 seconds of the movie Fatal Attraction shows Michael Douglas's two children sitting in front of the TV, and the camera spends quite a bit of time on the screen to show YCDTOT, and my dad .. . . .....quite cool. Too bad he didn't get a bigger part, get in wif that looney Glenn Close. . . . .. :rolleyes:

...they fired 3 people today and eliminated the afternoon shift...........scary stuff.

.....just keep me laughing, psillies.....that's all I ask. :)

Of course, Leeeeesargh! Thinking about you guys....these are frightening times. :(

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Ok- I must make a small rant on Paddi's day! Don't you hate when you have plans with someone and then something comes up and you must change the plans but you can't get a hold of the person cause they dont answer house or cell phones? It is one thing when you are busy but when you are napping..... Now if I dont show up and they do I'll feel bad....

another crazy day at the job- I am accountable for 200 patients-- found that out today..now thats even darker shiznit.

Hi Amanda! Yikes, in charge of 200 patients. The pressure.....

Hope you get a hold of your friend :)

OH EM-UH-LEE!!!!....last night we were watching 'Family Guy'.....on it the family were gathered around the tv watching....'You can't do that on television'!!!

I screeched ..'that's Em's Dad!!!!!'

Tel looked at me like this ----> :huh::lol: (I later explained the phenomenon that IS Les Lye :) )

:lol: What a spot Nik!

I have never watched Family Guy so I have nawt a clue what it's about, but how fantastic YCDTOT got a shout out :D

PATTEIGHHHHH!!!!!!..........Did you check yer flair?

Hubby and I are holding our breath.......his place of business is tightening the bootstraps. They cut production on Thursdays and Fridays. Then they offered a buyout to anyone who would quit........11 people took it. We thought that might keep them from firing people, but no....they fired 3 people today and eliminated the afternoon shift...........scary stuff.

.....just keep me laughing, psillies.....that's all I ask. :)

Aw Lisa, I'm so sorry to hear this :( You and your hubby will be in my thoughts and crossing fingers that everything turns out okay.

Speaking of flair, I sent out the "Kitteh" and the "Thumbs Up" one did yall get it??

Actually, the first 30 seconds of the movie Fatal Attraction shows Michael Douglas's two children sitting in front of the TV, and the camera spends quite a bit of time on the screen to show YCDTOT, and my dad .. . . .....quite cool. Too bad he didn't get a bigger part, get in wif that looney Glenn Close. . . . .. :rolleyes:

That's so cool!

I see your new avatar now, your wee babes are so adorable there Em :)

elye Community Regular
elye
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I have never watched Family Guy so I have nawt a clue what it's about, but how fantastic YCDTOT got a shout out :D

:lol: SO phunnee. .. . ..! Hey, my dad should be getting residual payments fer that kinda thing - - must inform him.

Nik, was it a cartoon of YCDTOT, or the real film footage? I ask because Dad told me a couple of years ago that he was sitting in front of the TV late one night, flipping along, and suddenly, THERE HE WAS, as a cartoon character! What a feeling. . ....turns out, it was an animated version of the show....he didn't even know about it.

:huh::lol:

I see your new avatar now, your wee babes are so adorable there Em :)

Yes, thank gawd they were not like me, a babyzilla......think I would have died. Me poor mom, she must have had to take me out in my carriage very early in the morning, or late at night, to avoid the frozen, polite smiles, the wide-eyed looks of horror and sympathy...."Oh! Well, now... ....what an interesting li'l face on her!"

:lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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:lol: Just noticing Sophie's face in me av... .....she looks rather too innocent, methinks. Jack lies yelling beside her, and her hand is out of view, under the covers.......think she's giving him a loving, sisterly pinch. Must give her hell. . . . ..... :lol:
flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Ok.....ware 'n heck IS everybody? Probolly you all had a psilly Pahtay partay on the sligh and are sleepin it off. Huh! The echos of silence are deffining here.

Hope it's a wonderful day for everyone! That the boxes are big enough for all your goods and plenty of em (for the movers), that Ms. Sarai Stress forgets what you look like, that the best job you ever had jumps up to grab all who are looking (and maybe some who don't know they are looking), That we ALL suddenly realize that, Hey, I PHEEL GRATE!!! And then to continue to pheel that way everyday! :D

elye Community Regular
elye
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G'Morning, Gang!

Yes, the whistling wind of silence was suuuuuuure blowin' through these parts last eve....what a change from the night before, when the posts were flyin'. . .

.....Everyone is exhausted after Pahteigh's birthday. .. .... :D

How are those 200 patients this morning, Amanda? Man, a very good thing I do not have 200 sick people under my watch.....I canna even manage my own two kids when they're sick at the same time! <_<:rolleyes:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Good morning, pholks! Just a quick drive-by... I'll be back later.

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Morning Sillies-

Lisa keepin ya in my prayers and thoughts.

I would like to also let everyone know that my John's job is questionable- they may be laying off in the next few months so we are on the verge of figuring out where to go next with that- he does have 2 oppurtunities on the horizon. One he must get a CDL for but the job would allow him home every night. I am excited for that as well.

My 200 patients are doing well this morning--I hear the rumblings that 1 more will be added today and another 2 next week--

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I'm so excited? relieved? apathetic? My knee surgery is today. Can't wait to be able to straighten my leg again :D

elye Community Regular
elye
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Jesster! Knee surgery? What in hell? Did not know anything of this. . .. :huh: I am outta da loop. No uterus, now no cruciate ligament er sumfin? be thinkin' of you.. . . ....

Good drugs coming! YAY!! :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Jesster! Knee surgery? What in hell? Did not know anything of this. . .. :huh: I am outta da loop. No uterus, now no cruciate ligament er sumfin? be thinkin' of you.. . . ....

Good drugs coming! YAY!! :rolleyes:

Pretty minor. Torn cartilage and loose bits. I was told to stay off my my feet for 48 hours, then back to work. Didn't even tell my boss I won't be in tomorrow. He'll never notice <_<:blink::unsure:<_<

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted

Positive thoughts today for those needing them.

good luck Jess

Good luck John with keeping the job and

all the rest who need positive thoughts

hugs

Judy

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Jess!!! I didn't know you were having problems. Sending goo vibes your way for a successful surgery and fast recovery. My "little" sister is having knee surgery today, too. Torn ACL and bakers cysts. Please let us know how you're doing, ok?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Jess!!! WIH??? Surgery today :o

I'm thinkin' bout you, me phriend! :)

Update us when you can ;)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Jess!!! I didn't know you were having problems. Sending goo vibes your way for a successful surgery and fast recovery.

hmm, goo vibes. I guess I could use a little more goo in my knee. Might make it feel better.

The whole experience is expected to last less than 2 hours, from showing my face at the door, to showing my heiny to the door as I leave.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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The whole experience is expected to last less than 2 hours, from showing my face at the door, to showing my heiny to the door as I leave.

....Still, I'll pheel much better after you've checked back in wif us ;)

Tell the doctor you've decided on a goo implant :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Nik, was it a cartoon of YCDTOT, or the real film footage? I ask because Dad told me a couple of years ago that he was sitting in front of the TV late one night, flipping along, and suddenly, THERE HE WAS, as a cartoon character! What a feeling. . ....turns out, it was an animated version of the show....he didn't even know about it.

Yep!...yer Dad was a cartoon character!!!

yes, thank gawd they were not like me, a babyzilla......think I would have died. Me poor mom, she must have had to take me out in my carriage very early in the morning, or late at night, to avoid the frozen, polite smiles, the wide-eyed looks of horror and sympathy...."Oh! Well, now... ....what an interesting li'l face on her!

You know, even on an online phorum I can still tell you're teasing!!! ;)

Ok.....ware 'n heck IS everybody? Probolly you all had a psilly Pahtay partay on the sligh and are sleepin it off. Huh! The echos of silence are deffining here.

Well if they DID they didn't invite ME!!!! :angry:

Good luck to the knee people!!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Pretty minor. Torn cartilage and loose bits. I was told to stay off my my feet for 48 hours, then back to work.

Hey! Excellent....Should be all kinds of druggy postings from Jess over the next couple o' days. . . . .. :lol:

Hope yer sis does well, Tareeeeesuh. Damn those ACL bands....apparently one of the most common injuries for female athletes, owing to the wider hips and subsequent compromised supporting tissue . .. ...... Bah.

Jess needs more GOO!!!! :lol:

Tell the doctor you've decided on a goo implant :lol:

The extra could be put in Sooooozie's boobs .. . ..... . ..

:rolleyes::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Probably too late . . .but GOO luck, Jess!!!

Also, need to admire Em's cutie patootie av and Turheasuh's handsome boy.

Also a Goo Luck to Leesuh's and Uhmanduh's hubbies.

Been reading along . . . got nowt funnee to add . . . I'll just keep readin' until I do.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Not too late. Heading out in about 15 minutes. A bunch of hospitals here are all within 5 blocks of each other, including the one where I work, so I'll be walking to my knee surgery :blink:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Just checking in! I've been playing outside raking up leaves. It is a gorjus day!!! I'm so dang tired it's not phunny.....but I can't waste a day like today. Gonna be crappy for the next few. 'Bout an hour ago I chased 7 deer out of the yard....they've stripped just about everything...even stuff they don't normally eat. My neighbor has a bunch of little white pine trees, about 4-5 feet tall. Not a needle on any of them!!! The deer are so beautiful, as long as they are not in MY yard.

Hate to tell you this....but KNEE GOO does not work well in Boobies. Unless of course you want them to articulate :lol::lol: You'd think that I would learn to edit my typing before I post it. When I'm feeling decent I can just type away and not think about it....about 1/2 the time I can't type to save my life! All depends on the phog :huh:

<:snikersmirkface:> just picturing boobs that bend like knees....ack!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Good Luck Jess!!!!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
Hate to tell you this....but KNEE GOO does not work well in Boobies. Unless of course you want them to articulate :lol::lol:

OMG... . . . ..Can't imagine me boobs articulating.....imagine what they's say??

:lol:

<:snikersmirkface:> just picturing boobs that bend like knees....ack!

At my age, that would be welcome . . ..as long as they bend upwards. . .... <_<:lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

I'm just poopin in to say hi, I been busy lately. I was reading about the 'whiz' conflict, thought I might just straighten all that out for everyone.

Whiz: Brainiac. Noun. As in, "Math Whiz."

Wizz: Pee. Noun/verb. As in, "Take a wizz.''

Whizz: Something flying past your head at high speed makes this noise. Adverb(I think). As in, "The Frisbee whizzed pasted my head."

There, hope that clears it up for ya!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted
At my age, that would be welcome . . ..as long as they bend upwards. . .... <_<:lol:

I haven't got enough to articulate or sag....which suits me just fine! :D I can't say I ever wanted them to be bigger.....I always figgered they'd just get it the way, or causing back problems, and if I ever have to wear name tags I'm never tempted to name them both :lol::lol:<_<

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