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Jestgar Rising Star

All hail the Angelic Millennial Monarch!

I'd bow, but I'd probably fall over :P

Late meeting last night (OK, it ended up in the bar....).

The city's (BI, not Seattle) cultural art budget is expected to be cut by 75%. And we, the theater group, get a chunk of money from them every year. Much smaller chunk this year. We need to figure out how to make up the shortfall. And the city's vote isn't finalized, and the city itself is $3million in debt, so it's not unthinkable that we'd get none. :angry: Stupid economy.

Patti, honey, can you just fix all this? We could compile a list for you...


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillz

Yeah Paddeigh!!! Time phur your reign to being--how are those parades coming peeps??? Are the marshmallows gun stuffed and are all the floats in tip top shape???Maybe we should have a waterslide float...ohh possibilities!

A ravage sickness is over spreading my office---lots of coworkers knocked down by it...I am keeping my distance.

Well time to start something!!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Good to see a post from you Lisa. Been thinking lots about you and your hubby and son

:;wub: :wub:

Bev, thinking of you tomorrow for you special Remember Mom trip :wub:

hi Julie and have fun Bev and Hi lisa......good to hear some positive news

aaaaaaaannnnnnd just had the most POINTLESS chiropractic visit ever :angry: He spent less than four minutes with me and I only got ONE crack.....after that, he left me on some stupid "massaging" table for 5 minutes and I said......."don't I get any more cracking? is that it?"

and another pair of flip flops :ph34r:

fire him and get a new chiro

.......Em........sometimes when I look at yer av, I think I'm looking at some.......peculiar baked goods and.......I wonder if The Others may think this also.......strange, crutch-tip looking bread

:lol:

Leesargh's reading along!!!!!!!!! She does need her some silly :)

I just LOVE LOVE LOVE Patti's av, and those three darling, smiling sillies, hangin' tough :wub:

agree

ALL HAIL, KWEEN PATTEIGH THE ANGELIC!!

Oh, thank GAWD our Pahtteigh has made it to the throne, and a Millenial Run, to boot!

congrats patti

now i can post again :lol:

hope John is better amanda

love Judy

jerseyangel Proficient

who is DIS???????????????????? who is OSCAR?????????????????? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I know who Oscar is......<mysteriousphace> :P

keep it shiny! :D

Love this--and will begin stealing 'er using it immediately :D

Sooooze, you are right - - my crutch-tip looks like a bizarre bread-loaf. I now hope that people will PM me....."Elye, that is an incredible sculptured loaf of a crutch-tip....amazing artistry. Could you send me detailed instructions on how to make this? The potential occasions for such a loaf/cake are insurmountable. Why, just next week my Uncle Ned is coming home from geriatric rehab, on his new crutches! PERFECT for celebrating!"

:lol::rolleyes:

It's the bricks that look like loaves of bread, psyllie :lol: The crutch tip looks like, well, a curiously placed crutch tip. :rolleyes::unsure::P A real conversation starter, though...... :lol:

Part deux to phollow--I hit reply too soon :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient
the city itself is $3million in debt, so it's not unthinkable that we'd get none. :angry: Stupid economy.

This is heinous :angry: I wish I could wave me magic wand and keep ya'll aphloat :)

A ravage sickness is over spreading my office---lots of coworkers knocked down by it...I am keeping my distance.

Gawd Amanda, be carephul! Wash those hands a lot and fer the love of PeOter Sawyer, don't let anybody breathe on ya!! :o

now i can post again :lol:

Chicken :lol:

Next time, Judith........you'd like bein' queen! I've never been one before, and I'm reveling in it :lol:

Suz, I agree wif Judith on the chiro ;)

elye Community Regular
I know who Oscar is......<mysteriousphace> :P

WHO IS IT?? I CANNA STAND IT! :huh::rolleyes:

It's the bricks that look like loaves of bread, psyllie :lol: The crutch tip looks like, well, a curiously placed crutch tip.

This is very phunnee. . .. ......well, in my misunderstanding, I've nonetheless come up with a SUPERB celebratory cake shape. Think of all the times you could use a cake shaped like a crutch-tip! All kinds of celebrations. . . . .....

:lol:

Hope john is better, Amanda.....and yes, you stay away from yer phlooey co-workers ....

Green12 Enthusiast

YAY Queen Patti!!!!!!

It's about time :D

We shall celebrate by breaking bread........Em do you want to toss over the loaves from your avatar?

(I really did think they were loaves of bread and baked goods at first :lol::lol: )

aaaaaaaannnnnnd just had the most POINTLESS chiropractic visit ever :angry: He spent less than four minutes with me and I only got ONE crack.....after that, he left me on some stupid "massaging" table for 5 minutes and I said......."don't I get any more cracking? is that it?"

I still can't turn my head and don't feel any better <_<

but...... I DID find some Tommy Bahama sunglasses at TJ Maxx marked down to - get this - fifty cents

B)

and another pair of Lily Pulitzer (very posh label) for 4.99 :rolleyes:

and another pair of flip flops :ph34r:

Suze, so frustrating about your chiropractor visit :( I'm sorry to hear you are still in pain.

But your retail therapy sounds like it was productive :D Such bargains you happened upon!

Ottawa Wildcats 3, Gloucester Losers 0.....!! :D:D

Sophie played really well.....flippin' around, standing on 'er head. . . . . ..

Way to go Sophie and the Wildcats!!!

A ravage sickness is over spreading my office---lots of coworkers knocked down by it...I am keeping my distance.

Stay healthy Amanda!

hi Julie and have fun Bev and Hi lisa......good to hear some positive news

Hi Judy Jude, how are you feeling lady?


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DingoGirl Enthusiast

A new day, a new millenium, a new Queen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

yes, loaves of crutch-tip bread all around, pleez :P

(um, I think that NO ONE would be able to figure out what that thing is next to the bricks without explanation. They are NOT thinking that it's crutch-tip shaped bread, because, they just don't know what in hell it is and can nae remotely fathom it :huh: ) :lol:

Ohhhhhhhhh I am so tired. I seem to have drug-resistant insomnia........am just babbling on and don't know what I"m saying........ :wacko:

But - WHO IS OSCAR???????????? HOW DOES PATTI KNOW??????????????????????

:blink:

can't stand it..........

BTW I tried to be so stealth with Weezel last night, waiting in the wings......but, kept having trouble accessing the new account......every time I would try to post an av, it kept telling me I didn't have access to that feature..... Kept frantically tying to log on anonymously......was not allowed........

couldn't do anything, in fact, and I was really feeling that I was being discriminated against, fer being a dawd and all :blink:

so finally went to the link sent to Weezee's new email address :lol: again, clicked on the CORRECT link......but then I wasn't even signed in anonymously, so Padt knew I she was here

ruined the surprise it did, mommy's incompetence :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

and Jess - BOLLOCKS on your lack of funding :(

but - now I am rather SURE 'tis you who is Oscar :lol:

it's either you, or gian-knit

I KNOW it

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

Not me. No clue about Oscar.

I was just told that, rather than obnoxious co-worker informing me (or anyone) if she knows a piece of equipment is broken, I am to ask before using anything. :blink:

:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Congratulatons Queen Patti!!! . . . long overdue!!!

BTW it says on the bottom that The Weezel is still logged on and reading and......I happen to know she is not.....

:lol::lol::lol:

Oscar!!!!! . . . who JOINED in November of 07 . . . whose very FIRST post is to the psilly thread!!!

What does it mean??? :unsure:

Oscar = llamalady???

Darn210 Enthusiast
but - now I am rather SURE 'tis you who is Oscar :lol:

it's either you, or gian-knit

I KNOW it

:lol:

Tis not me . . . but it does have me thinking . . . perhaps I need to register an alias NOW for future use . . . in about 1 1/2 years!!!!! Who plans that far ahead?????

My guess is . . . Mark!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
every time I would try to post an av, it kept telling me I didn't have access to that feature

I hate that! :angry: That's happened to me too.....

I am to ask before using anything. :blink:

WIH???? <_<

My guess is . . . Mark!!!!

Gawd no! :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Oh! anonymous user reading this thread!!!!!!!!!!! methinks it's OSCAR........

this Oscar is definitely a silly.......not the grammar, the spelling of "wot".....the clever silliness of word play........someone who has really hung out here a lot - makes an impact in those few, short words......

it's EMILEIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol:

Um - Jess has to ask before using anything? :blink: what in hell? Okay then do this.........ask about EVERY SINGLE THING.......before you pick up a pen, say "does this work?" a stapler........staple remover........turning on a light......using a pencil...........sitting at yer OWN computer.......ask about every single thing, all day

:lol: :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Time for the Silly-gross out story of the year---

We work in an office of 19. We all bring in treats from time to time- baked goods and such. Most of the baked goods I obviously cannot partake in which is fine- I do bake and bring in stuff that is gluten-free. Sometimes I am envious the stuff looks so good--A few weeks ago I found out something that makes me glad I can't eat it. One of our coworkers does not wash their hands in the bathroom after going.....and this includes both types of visits *shudders* There are a select few that know about this now and we inform each other of who brings in what. This morning an apple pie arrives and it looks so gross--I have seen store bought pies look better---turns out Dirty woman baked it....

The woman next to me is in the loop and so she refrains from the treats- she looks at me and says how about some pie...and I look at her funny. Turns out she was pretending to scratch her behind as she asked me....

Then at lunch time John and I were sitting on a couch outside the bathroom--The baker of the pie comes down the hall and goes into the bathroom....was in there a few minutes doing her duty...and then the toliet flushes and she came right out. John looks at me and says I didn't hear the water run. I then explained why I told him he was not allowed any pie when he had been in my office. He had spotted it and asked to have some and I told him there was only enough for the office....He almost died of grossness.

You know several of us have caught her red or shall I say dirty handed in the bathroom. She has not gotten the hint yet. How gross can ya be????

nikki-uk Enthusiast

OMGAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWDDDDD psillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can nae keep up.....but WHO IN HELL is OscaR?????????? :unsure: ...confuzzled meeee

..but phirst...

CONGRATS TO OUR NEW QUEEN PADDEIGH!!!!!!!!!

All hail the Texan angel!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D

Doesn't PeOter have a cat named Oscar?? :blink: but it smackl smacks of Gian-knit I must say ...BTW..must commend wee Smackl's ever increasing (rear view) of 'the hair' :lol:

Pseuzhee's attempt at stealth resulting in FAIL <_<:lol:

Did Lisa poop in??....I'm following Nate's page on FB :)

OH HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have been practising the dark arts :ph34r:

I have been cooking ..... :unsure: .....KEEN-WAH :blink:

WHY???....why does anyone??? :huh:

...and what utter BOLLOCKS that turned out to be, had bloody FAIL stamped all over the resulting slop, gruel, frogsspawn, HIDEOUS, UNAPPETISING MESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back to the rice methinks :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
Time for the Silly-gross out story of the year---

<barphphace>

At least you have an ironclad excuse for not having to eat anything she brings in. ;) No, none fer me, thanks--I can't eat gluten :lol::lol: Perfect!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

(phorgot)

PATTI'S AV !!!! :D:wub::wub:

psawyer Proficient
Doesn't PeOter have a cat named Oscar?? :blink:

Um, no, you would be thinking of Oliver, our 13-yo. Others, in order of birth, are Becky, Caramel, Tuppence and Riley.

Um, Amanda, um, need greefacedguy emoticon here, phor shur! :angry:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
:lol:

Pseuzhee's attempt at stealth resulting in FAIL <_<:lol:

I have been cooking ..... :unsure: .....KEEN-WAH :blink:

WHY???....why does anyone??? :huh:

...and what utter BOLLOCKS that turned out to be, had bloody FAIL stamped all over the resulting slop, gruel, frogsspawn, HIDEOUS, UNAPPETISING MESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back to the rice methinks :rolleyes:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nik - yer whole post has me chortling :lol:

Keen-wah - the dark arts *snort* WHOT? it did nae work? well - I tried once but could not figger out how to RINSE it so aborted mission. how in hell does one do this? those tiny things can sift through anything...... :huh:

Weezee = FAIL :lol: :lol:

Amanda - someone needs to tell Dirty Woman to WASH her HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :gag:

I'd do it ;)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Um - Jess has to ask before using anything? :blink: what in hell? Okay then do this.........ask about EVERY SINGLE THING.......before you pick up a pen, say "does this work?" a stapler........staple remover........turning on a light......using a pencil...........sitting at yer OWN computer.......ask about every single thing, all day

:lol: :lol:

GAWD YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jess!!! You MUST do this!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

. . . am giggling just thinking about it.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Oh! anonymous user reading this thread!!!!!!!!!!! methinks it's OSCAR........

this Oscar is definitely a silly.......not the grammar, the spelling of "wot".....the clever silliness of word play........someone who has really hung out here a lot - makes an impact in those few, short words......

it's EMILEIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol:

I don't think it's Emuhlee . . . you know how she turns into a pumpkin at 10pm . . . always poses a question and then goes to bed!!!! Oscar posted around midnight. I don't think Em could stay up that late. . . . uhhhhh :unsure: no offense Em.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Oscar posted around midnight.

AH!!..but on what time zone??? :unsure:

elye Community Regular

OMG, have been meaning to mention rear-view of Smackl :lol::lol: !! He resembles a li'l gremlin er sumfin'.. . . . ..

Jiagnitt, you must post update shots every month or so, so we can see this incredible mass of hair descend down his back. . . . . .

(um, I think that NO ONE would be able to figure out what that thing is next to the bricks without explanation. They are NOT thinking that it's crutch-tip shaped bread, because, they just don't know what in hell it is and can nae remotely fathom it :huh: )

:lol: Hmmm......do you think that no one would immediately recognise it as a crutch-tip? Not sure.. .. .. ...i think the only way to find out is for me to suddenly start posting in many different threads with the question, "Excuse me. . .. ...just want to hear people's answers to this question: What is the thing in my avatar, beside the bricks?"

:lol:

;) No, none fer me, thanks--I can't eat gluten.... :lol::lol: Perfect!

Um, I do believe that everyone should simply be saying, "No, none for me, thanks -- I won't eat sh!t".......

I don't think it's Emuhlee . . . you know how she turns into a pumpkin at 10pm . . . always poses a question and then goes to bed!!!! Oscar posted around midnight. I don't think Em could stay up that late. . . . uhhhhh :unsure: no offense Em.

So true....in bed by ten, up at six....what a crazy, social ball o' fire. . . . . . . :rolleyes:

Jess! Soooozle's idear is phab. . . . . . ...ask whether or not everything works. .. .including choice people around you. . . ...

Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol: Hmmm......do you think that no one would immediately recognise it as a crutch-tip? Not sure.. .. .. ...i think the only way to find out is for me to suddenly start posting in many different threads with the question, "Excuse me. . .. ...just want to hear people's answers to this question: What is the thing in my avatar, beside the bricks?"

Oh Oh . . . me phirst . . . I'm guessing it's a small upside down terra cotta flower pot . . . :huh: . . . am I right?? :lol:

Um, I do believe that everyone should simply be saying, "No, none for me, thanks -- I won't eat sh!t".......

:lol::lol:

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