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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
But seriously, did any one here realize that cows and deer stand north to south? :blink::blink:

Um, I was just told from infancy onward, incessantly when we were driving in the countryside, that when a bunch of cows are lying down it is going to rain. :huh:


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Aw Suz--maybe some nice chololate? :D Love the kitty-trance picture--he's a real cutie, that one!

chocolate........well I am going to Target later.......p'raps just a wee portion (lately I am finishing off entire BAGS/pints/containers of things in one day - my binging is out of control and cravings - off the charts :ph34r: )

Cows facing north south :blink: must ponder this next time I'm driving through Los Banos

YES! brilliant idea for Tea's deer issue! A gigantic magnet-vortex to pull them away!

I miss SArah too - haven't heard a thing. :(

my Kitteh IS the cutest thing ever - except for Weez :wub:

I will argue that I have the two cutest pets alive :wub::lol:

they wrestle a good two hours every morning and then - snuggle at night - Kit curls up in a ball with Weez in my bed, every night ♥♥♥

I CAN NAE TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Mtndog Collaborator

Tis the reign of Queen Patteigh the Angel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patti- I think you deserve these phine new jules and

this very phine NEW CROWN!!!!!!!

You'll look phabulous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti- I think you deserve these phine new jules and

this very phine NEW CROWN!!!!!!!

Yes, I need those sparkly jewels (Jooles). :rolleyes: I think they'd go poiphectly wif me capri pants and Birks B)

jerseyangel Proficient
Um, I was just told from infancy onward, incessantly when we were driving in the countryside, that when a bunch of cows are lying down it is going to rain. :huh:

....and also when a cat lays wif his head turned so it's upside down..... ;)

psawyer Proficient
Ah yes..... :rolleyes: I phind meselph spending a lot of time wif Steve.....was just over there getting me salad stuff. :P

Well, Wayne is fixed!

Patti's love affair with Steve will not last. :lol:

Um, I was just told from infancy onward, incessantly when we were driving in the countryside, that when a bunch of cows are lying down it is going to rain. :huh:

I don't know about the weather, but a certain member of my family refers to that as "ground beef."

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Yes, I need those sparkly jewels (Jooles). :rolleyes: I think they'd go poiphectly wif me capri pants and Birks B)

:lol: The Bejooled Angel Kween of Texas B)


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jerseyangel Proficient
"ground beef."

:lol::lol::lol:

elye Community Regular

It is supposed to pour rain all day tomorrow 'round here.....guess there are a lot of cows lying about the greater Ottawa area .. . . . . . .......

psawyer Proficient

The rain started here about three hours ago, and it is expected to last into the weekend. But we need it--it has been very dry here.

jerseyangel Proficient

They issued a tornado watch a while ago! :o I guess welcome to Texas..... <_<

It's been pouring with lightning all evening.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
They issued a tornado watch a while ago! :o I guess welcome to Texas..... <_<

It's been pouring with lightning all evening.

:o

tornado!? scary!

yeah, welcome to Texas! I do love me a good southern lighting storm....did y'all know that I lived in Tulsa for a year? we don't talk about it too much :ph34r: but I do remember once, whilst walking, I was about three minutes away from home, and a storm hit abruptly....by the time I got home, I was soaked clear through to me undies :unsure: LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!

in other news......

Um.......can someone please tell me why the kitteh will eagerly scarf down a half a can of catfood in the morning, and flat out REJECT the very same can of remaining food in the evening? <_<

Quite picky fer a street urchin :lol:

and - this amuses me: whilst I put the canned food into the bowl I always break it up into tiny bits, for ease of eating for Kitteh..and then chortle to myself as I remember that....these are the creatures who tear legs and ears off wee critters they find in the yard, crunch the skulls, tear them limb from limb and then bring the remainder into the house...I think they can handle solid chunks of canned gruel cat food

:lol: :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

so far behind.............hi or rather nite all

reading just now for the nite so much to comment on.

but need to hit the sheets. some of these i just had to comment one :lol:

I say this, and I immediately think of Sarah. :( I wonder how she is doing? Really miss her 'round here. . . . . ... . . ....

no ones heard from her?

They issued a tornado watch a while ago! :o I guess welcome to Texas..... <_<

It's been pouring with lightning all evening.

Jim and i were watching your weather.

I thought it was a tornado warning.

your on the 3rd floor. was it scarely or cool to see from the windows up hight.

judy

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:angry:

nearly 1 am, and I am wide awake once again, Sills <_<

but - did I tell you all how much I love infomercials? :lol: some of them, I have seen parts of maybe.....three or four times :ph34r: fascinating.......

back to bed - futile :rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
....and also when a cat lays wif his head turned so it's upside down..... ;)

:huh:

Nope...just the cows laying down ALTHOUGH I didn't know they face North :o

What does it mean????????

SUPERB JOOLES Queen Paddeigh of Texas!!!!!!!!!!! :D

but - did I tell you all how much I love infomercials? :lol: some of them, I have seen parts of maybe.....three or four times :ph34r: fascinating.......

...but WHAT info??? :unsure: ....you must share!!!

Kitt-ehs trance @ the candle is SOoo cute - singed whiskers!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Ok, RE-visiting the dark arts today (you KNOW what that involves!! :rolleyes: - completely bypassing the rinsing stage as it falls through the sieve :lol: )

WISH ME LUCK!!!!!!!!!

p>s....paddeigh's 'Steve' :lol: <do you suppose he's Steven OR Stephen?? :unsure: >

elye Community Regular

Good Morning, Psillies!

Well, all this talk of cats and their presentation of love-gifts........Jack was the recipient this morning (we have a cat door in the basement, so over the years have encountered many lovely things in the house, dead and alive.....birds, many mice, a young squirrel, two bunnies :( ). At 5 this morning, Jack heard Bryce in his room making very loud, strange noises.

He turned his light on and the cat had a nice, big, wiggling mouse in his mouth. Jack yelled, Bryce dropped the mouse and trotted out, I'm sure thinking "All right, there you are, my gift for you........why are you shouting at me?"

The Ripper picked the wriggling mouse up in about fifty kleenexes :o and put it in the toilet. Now the toilet is plugged. <_<

CATS.. . . . . . . . . . .......

Yep, plenty of rain here, too, POeter. .. . ...getting rid of the last o' that psnaough!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies

Paddeigh hope your weathering ok--

We are getting rain today-I am guessing it to be all day--dreary day. But I am off tomorrow so that is ok. I have my annual womens retreat to the gyn. Which I am not dreading for once since I want to get all checked over and see how things are since we have not gotten pregs yet.

My college buds are getting together this weekend with us. Always a good time. :):)

Jestgar Rising Star
They issued a tornado watch a while ago! :o I guess welcome to Texas..... <_<

Thought you said tomato watch... :blink:

sure thinking "All right, there you are, my gift for you........why are you shouting at me?"

The Ripper picked the wriggling mouse up in about fifty kleenexes :o and put it in the toilet. Now the toilet is plugged. <_<

CATS.. . . . . . . . . . .......

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

um.. . . . . . . . . . .......BOYS.. . . . . . . . . . .......

:lol: :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

Mornin all! Pah-tay.....hope you get a wonderful thunderstorm/lightening show without the tornato! I just love summer thunderstorms! I hear you get great ones down there! :D

More kittey love-gifts. Can;t remember what else...am brain-dead this am. BUT I'm off the see the wizard. The Park-service is doing cut-backs :( and we have yet to see just how it is going to affect us. Does not look good :angry: Surely something good will come out of the bad....it always does (just not as fast as I'd like it to, usually).

Hope your day's shiny-bright in spite of the gloomy weather! :D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Good Morning, Psillies!

The Ripper picked the wriggling mouse up in about fifty kleenexes :o and put it in the toilet. Now the toilet is plugged. <_<

Phun wif a plunger eh?

The Park-service is doing cut-backs :( and we have yet to see just how it is going to affect us. Does not look good :angry: Surely something good will come out of the bad....it always does (just not as fast as I'd like it to, usually).

Keeping you in my thoughts.

jerseyangel Proficient
and - this amuses me: whilst I put the canned food into the bowl I always break it up into tiny bits, for ease of eating for Kitteh..and then chortle to myself as I remember that....these are the creatures who tear legs and ears off wee critters they find in the yard, crunch the skulls, tear them limb from limb and then bring the remainder into the house...I think they can handle solid chunks of canned gruel cat food

I know! :lol: I think the same sometimes when putting ice cubes in Allo's water (he loves ice water)--this is a creature who could just as well drink out of a puddle! :P

They have us trained well, don't they!!?? :lol:

was it scarely or cool to see from the windows up hight.

judy

Definately cool! Where we are, there didn't seem to be a lot of wind, just the thunderstorms.

WISH ME LUCK!!!!!!!!!

p>s....paddeigh's 'Steve' :lol: <do you suppose he's Steven OR Stephen?? :unsure: >

Good luck, Nik :D

Alas, me affair wif Steve is winding to a close.....I was over there in me jammies this morning but will bring the rest of the phood back over here this afternoon. It was phun whilst it lasted :rolleyes:

The Ripper picked the wriggling mouse up in about fifty kleenexes :o and put it in the toilet. Now the toilet is plugged. <_<

Yikes!! :o What a way to start the mornin'!! A mouse in the terlit! :P

My college buds are getting together this weekend with us. Always a good time. :):)

Sounds great! Have phun! :) Good luck at the doctor.

BUT I'm off the see the wizard. The Park-service is doing cut-backs :( and we have yet to see just how it is going to affect us. Does not look good :angry:

Hopefully it's not bad news--let us know, Theer-essa ;)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Good Morning, Psillies!

The Ripper picked the wriggling mouse up in about fifty kleenexes :o and put it in the toilet. Now the toilet is plugged. <_<

sorry for the clog but loved the story as i always enjoy yours Em

Morning Sillies

Paddeigh hope your weathering ok--

We are getting rain today-I am guessing it to be all day--dreary day. But I am off tomorrow so that is ok. I have my annual womens retreat to the gyn. Which I am not dreading for once since I want to get all checked over and see how things are since we have not gotten pregs yet.

My college buds are getting together this weekend with us. Always a good time. :):)

good luck at dr and enjoye the weekend

I know! :lol: I think the same sometimes when putting ice cubes in Allo's water (he loves ice water)--this is a creature who could just as well drink out of a puddle! :P

Hopefully it's not bad news--let us know, Theer-essa ;)

so funny about Allo's water...our cat is like this too

Good luck Theresa......i missed this somehow.

raining day in Philly as Amanda alread did the weather report for us.

is is sunny there Patti?

you lucky ducky queeen

judy

elye Community Regular
um.. . . . . . . . . . .......BOYS.. . . . . . . . . . .......

:lol::lol:

YES, boys.....but actually, I remain very impressed with Jack's mature handling of the situation. DD could barely hear Jack's recanting of what happened - -she was screaming and running away. Thank gawd Bryce did not wander into her room at 4:50 am. . . . ...

As The Ripper was recounting what happened, he said, "When I was prying the mouse out of Bryce's mouth, it was all wiggly, and I was going to put it out the cat door, but it was SO wriggly in the kleenexes that I thought I wouldn't make it and the mouse would jump out of my hands, so I threw it right in the toilet". :lol::lol:

Just kills me. So logical and grown-up. Good job, Jack. You certainly did NOT inherit any of those character traits from ME. . . . .....

Alas, me affair wif Steve is winding to a close.....I was over there in me jammies this morning but will bring the rest of the phood back over here this afternoon. It was phun whilst it lasted :rolleyes:

The affair is over. . . .. . .....you shared some good pyjama time, some food. . . .....

Patteigh, you haven't described Steve to us. Is he big? Standard size? Anything built-in? Is he white? :rolleyes:

Tareeeesuh, hope everything stays okay with these cutbacks. Keep us posted.

YAY! Amanda's got her yearly gynecological adventure! Just love these appointments.. . . . .... <_<<_<

jerseyangel Proficient
Patteigh, you haven't described Steve to us. Is he big? Standard size? Anything built-in? Is he white? :rolleyes:

Hee! Steve and Wayne are identical on the outside--and now wif the motor transplant, Wayne is purring away, good as new :rolleyes: They're bof pretty average size, black, and make ice fer me :D

A couple o' cool guys B)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
...but WHAT info??? :unsure: ....you must share!!!

:o Nik doesn't know informercials??????? probably just an American bit of buffoonery......they are 30-minute slots of time on TV quite late at night (usually begin around 2 am on network stations) selling some sort of crap.....absolutely fascinating, exaggerated spokespeople - current fave is the Jack Lalanne Power Juicer and that reeeeeeeeeeeeeally over-animated infomercial gal - forgot her name - must post link :lol:

More kittey love-gifts. Can;t remember what else...am brain-dead this am. BUT I'm off the see the wizard. The Park-service is doing cut-backs and we have yet to see just how it is going to affect us. Does not look good Surely something good will come out of the bad....it always does (just not as fast as I'd like it to, usually).

Oh Tea, yes, park service is EVIL and we are experiencing those cutbacks as well.....still fightin' wif 'em ;)

Alas, me affair wif Steve is winding to a close.....I was over there in me jammies this morning but will bring the rest of the phood back over here this afternoon. It was phun whilst it lasted

:o:o

OMG - I don't know why this didn't occur to me until just this minute - - Patti's refrigerators are named after my dad and my stepdad :o

my dad's name was Steve (Stephen) and my stepfather is Wayne :unsure:

what does it mean??? what can this mean?

and why did it take me this long to figure this out? :lol: :lol:

:wacko:

Jack flushed a live mouse down the terlet? WOT? :huh: poor, wee thing :lol:

Hee! Steve and Wayne are identical on the outside--and now wif the motor transplant, Wayne is purring away, good as new They're bof pretty average size, black, and make ice fer me

A couple o' cool guys

*snort*

Well, my Steve and WAyne could NOT be more different..........if you only knew! :lol:

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