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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Darn210 Enthusiast
Gianknit - The Reader.........my mum loved the movie.........must ponder........do you think anyone will mind if I show up with Weezee and Kit Kit? :lol:

Should nae be problem . . . as long as they get along wif the host's pet . . . I believe all but one of the ten have dogs and/or cats.

Janet, I am also jealous of yer book club. Sounds so fun and the book selections so interesting. Do you update on Good Reads?

Hi Jooleigh - Haven't updated on Good Reads in ages . . . :rolleyes: . . . one of those things I'll get around to . . . I'm the one that started my book club. If I can do it, anybody can. My idea was to invite three people and then have each of them invite two people so that I wouldn't have to personally round up enough and I would also get a chance to meet/make some new friends. As it turned out, I ended up knowing everyone (except one) but I've gotten to know some a lot better than I did. Ten seems to be a good number . . . we usually have 6 or 7 at any particular discussion.

(did you guys know that I memorized pretty much the entire Les Mis soundtrack about 20 years ago? and this one's my theme song? And I have belted it out - in tandem with my niece or completely solo - in pubs, bars, dinner parties, family gatherings, anywhere)

Anybody else find this ironic???? . . . Suezzle's THEME song is from . . .*gasp* . . . a musical!!!????!!!!

:)

I LOVED that book! Have you read "The Dogs of Babel" or "The Red Tent" or "Garden Spells"?

No, Yes(Really Liked It), No . . . I shall throw the two "No's" out to the group for potential book club reads.

Bevdearly - loved your poem for Joodeigh.

Buttercup on weed catnip - :lol::lol:

Also loved the Dr. Seuss poem . . . who was that?? Geosse??

WHERE'S OUR DAMN RECIPE FOR CHOCOLATE PIG PIE????

*snort* . . . get it?? Funny? annnnnnd Pig?? Snort?? :lol::lol::lol:


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jerseyangel Proficient
*snort* . . . get it?? Funny? annnnnnd Pig?? Snort?? :lol::lol::lol:

:D hee :D

Jan-it is phunny :P

elye Community Regular
My idea was to invite three people and then have each of them invite two people so that I wouldn't have to personally round up enough and I would also get a chance to meet/make some new friends. Ten seems to be a good number . . . we usually have 6 or 7 at any particular discussion.

Gaaaahhh. . . . . :blink: . ...Jyah-gnutt is waxing mathematical, er sumfin'. .. . ........

:lol:

mimommy Contributor
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"This act is not unlike dances performed by football players after a touchdown." --direct quote from above

Is this like slapping yer mates on the behind? What will they think of next?

i must be really old or somethin--i just don't unnerstand kids dese days :huh:

I wonder if there's a support group for catnip users. Mayhap would go somethin like this:

Buttercup: Ok pee-pull, let's call this meeting to order. Now, who would like to start?

Simon: Hi every-bodee, I'm Simon.

All: Hi Simon!

Simon: I've been nip-free for a long time now, but it was bad, man, reeeeaaalll bad once. I even stole from my mom. Followed her around stoned all day, beggin for food.

Buttercup: Thanks for sharing Simon. Who'd like to go next?

"Tom" cat: Hi, I'm 'Tom'--

Buttercup: It's ok 'Tom', you don't have to use your real name. We understand...

"Tom": Catnip makes me happee. I Like catnip. It's...mellowwww.

Buttercup: Oh-kay. Thanks, Tom. And who's your friend? It's so nice to see a new face.

Tess: Hi. My name is Tess.

All: Hi Tess!

Tess: I've been off the wackl-weed for almost 60 days

Buttercup: That's great Tess! Now, please take your seat. Tess. Tess! Sit down!

Tess: What's in these Pounce treats, anyway? I feel cra-zee. Iz there gluten in this stuff, or what?

Buttercup: Alrighty, then. Group, who would like to share next?

Allo: 'Ello, guys. Allo here.

All: 'Ello, Allo!

Allo: I've been struggling with the cat-caine for years. Had me first taste when I was just a wee lad. Me peeps thought it would be cute to let me play with it, like it was all just a big joke or sumfin'! Now, I can't even sleep unless I got it on me head.

Buttercup: Ok, Allo. That's why we're here. It works if you work it! Next? You there, the shy one in the corner listenin to Les mis on yer mp3...

Kit-Kit: Uh, hi guys. I'm Kit (sniggers from the group). But--you can call me Nigel!

All: Hi Nigel!

Kit-Kit: Uh, yeah, like, uh, I've never had catnip. Man you'se guys'r lucky.

Jestgar Rising Star
"This act is not unlike dances performed by football players after a touchdown." --direct quote from above

Is this like slapping yer mates on the behind? What will they think of next?

i must be really old or somethin--i just don't unnerstand kids dese days :huh:

I wonder if there's a support group for catnip users. Mayhap would go somethin like this:

Buttercup: Ok pee-pull, let's call this meeting to order. Now, who would like to start?

Simon: Hi every-bodee, I'm Simon.

All: Hi Simon!

Simon: I've been nip-free for a long time now, but it was bad, man, reeeeaaalll bad once. I even stole from my mom. Followed her around stoned all day, beggin for food.

Buttercup: Thanks for sharing Simon. Who'd like to go next?

"Tom" cat: Hi, I'm 'Tom'--

Buttercup: It's ok 'Tom', you don't have to use your real name. We understand...

"Tom": Catnip makes me happee. I Like catnip. It's...mellowwww.

Buttercup: Oh-kay. Thanks, Tom. And who's your friend? It's so nice to see a new face.

Tess: Hi. My name is Tess.

All: Hi Tess!

Tess: I've been off the wackl-weed for almost 60 days

Buttercup: That's great Tess! Now, please take your seat. Tess. Tess! Sit down!

Tess: What's in these Pounce treats, anyway? I feel cra-zee. Iz there gluten in this stuff, or what?

Buttercup: Alrighty, then. Group, who would like to share next?

Allo: 'Ello, guys. Allo here.

All: 'Ello, Allo!

Allo: I've been struggling with the cat-caine for years. Had me first taste when I was just a wee lad. Me peeps thought it would be cute to let me play with it, like it was all just a big joke or sumfin'! Now, I can't even sleep unless I got it on me head.

Buttercup: Ok, Allo. That's why we're here. It works if you work it! Next? You there, the shy one in the corner listenin to Les mis on yer mp3...

Kit-Kit: Uh, hi guys. I'm Kit (sniggers from the group). But--you can call me Nigel!

All: Hi Nigel!

Kit-Kit: Uh, yeah, like, uh, I've never had catnip. Man you'se guys'r lucky.

Lyle: Um, I'm Lyle, um and um, when the lady in the house shows me the tub, I, um stick my foot in and scoop out as much as I can.

and then I lay on it

and roll in it

and will do anything to protect my stash

and then I have the best nap

mimommy Contributor
Lyle: Um, I'm Lyle, um and um, when the lady in the house shows me the tub, I, um stick my foot in and scoop out as much as I can.

and then I lay on it

and roll in it

and will do anything to protect my stash

and then I have the best nap

Buttercup: Look, group, a late arrival! Hi Lyle, and welcome. Yes, I think many of us here have had the experience of being kept in the cycle of addiction by our co-dependent enabling two-leggeds. (restless angry sounds from the group) But, that's ok. We're secretly plotting to overthrow our oppressors by slowly draining their wallets with our ridiculous gourmet food demands.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Oh MY god Bev

You just made me lose it.......can't even see to type

I'll be taking me sillies with me. how sweet of you to take the time to write that :(:) you gave me this smile

contractor was so nice and think he'll be perfect

i'm so out of it didn't even look at his thumbs, was too busy looking at his 'BIG' HANDS and he's so tall and rugged like a mountian man

I'm sure he can handle it all .

couldn't even read anything after Bev's poem

will be back

Thanks Bev

As me sister says WE FEAR CHANGE :ph34r::ph34r:

I have to write a poem for Judith.

Judith's been working in the basement

All the live-long day.

She's been working in the basement

Just to pack her stuff away.

Don't you hear the wind blowing,

She had to rise up too early in the morn;

Don't you hear Jim shouting,

"Judith, pack me horns!"

Judith won't you pack,

Judith won't you pack,

Judith won't you pack Jim's porn horns?

Something's in the basement with Judith

Something's in the basement I know

Something's in the basement with Judith

making a dank wind blow.....................


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DingoGirl Enthusiast

GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: x 5,000

Mimms-o's CAT ADDICTION TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dear gawd - - phunniest thing EVER and no time to comment - must BE somewhere in 15 and am - not dressed and

no makeup and

PHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :huh:

more later

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

loved Lyle's drunken comments also - he seems quite stoned though :lol:

elye Community Regular

:lol::lol: Good lord, Raee-chull's Cat-nippers anonymous. . . . . . ....

Big Tom: It's taken over my whole life, man... . . . ..I rarely groom myself when I'm on the stuff. . . . . .... .my purring sounds like sitar music.... . . ..I crap in that box, stare at it, and the thought of burying it in litter just strikes me as hilarious, so I just leave it...... .I leave it, man!!!

contractor was so nice and think he'll be perfect

i'm so out of it didn't even look at his thumbs, was too busy looking at his 'BIG' HANDS and he's so tall and rugged like a mountian man

I'm sure he can handle it all .

Joooodie! This sounds suspiciously like OUR YETI!! Has he finally reappeared, this time as a handyman on Joodie's doorstep??!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Anybody else find this ironic???? . . . Suezzle's THEME song is from . . .*gasp* . . . a musical!!!????!!!!

:ph34r:

:huh:

:unsure:

:lol:

Yes. It's true. There are THREE musicals (maybe more, not counting childhood) from which I have memorized all songs. Well, 80 percent of songs. Les Mis is my fave book of my whole life, and not the condensed one, pholks, the really long one. Read it back when I had an attention span, in me twenties. :wacko:

I'll never forget when I got to the ending, at 3 am........walked downstairs sobbing, and me mum was up still (I come by my insomnia honestly, and on both sides, you know). Sobbing and sobbing, she was so alarmed.....and I told her the story of Jean Valjean and Fantine and Cosette and Marius. :wub:

So yeah, I did see the musical in SF, was so bored I wanted to stab myself with a butter knife.....but sat through the entire three hours. Knowing. Every. Word. And. Still. Bored.

You just can NAE fit a 1200-word novel into a three-hour play. Crikey.

:huh:

much, much more later.........must quote Mimmsy's entire Wackl Stoned Cat Capers post :lol:

(did you SEE that she had Kit AND Nigel in there? :lol: :lol: :lol: )

and put up the recipe sometime soon for Janie's Chocolate Pig Pie

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

HI JUDITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) did they let you out of the basement??????????? :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
:lol:

I AM SUSAN BOYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

AYe!!!, I've had ma suspicions for some time now......the hatred of all things musical?? :unsure: (A COVER!!!)........the difficulty with the taming of the hair!! (on head AND eyebrows), .....,'nearly 48...never been married'

When I saw it this Saturday I KNEW!!!!!......she's a canny lass our Sooze ......( I think Simon :wub: 's her)

MIMI's catnip poem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

MOST EXCELLENT!!! (BTW...catnip has virtually NO effect on ma kitties :unsure: ....I'm sure they got the 'antedote' at the vets :lol: )

JUDITH's released from the basement and the builder's got BIG hands???

:lol:

OK see-leighs......am off on a countryside jaunt today to meet my friend who moved out there (HA! ..when you live in London anywhere that ISN'T London is 'the countryside' ....but this REALLY is a tiny village!!!)

She has BOUGHT A HORSE :huh:

I am askeert .... :unsure: hold me... .....also allergic (taking goggles and a nose peg ;) )

Hope everyone has a PHUNKY DAY!!!!!! :D

elye Community Regular

Mornin', Peeps!

Dear gawd, this morning my inbox was full of messages - - FIVE of them from completely disassociated people, with the SOOOOOOZLE BOYLE youtube attachment in place. :huh::rolleyes:

AYe!!!, I've had ma suspicions for some time now......the hatred of all things musical?? :unsure: (A COVER!!!)........the difficulty with the taming of the hair!! (on head AND eyebrows), .....,'nearly 48...never been married'

Like you, Nik, I was convinced after I'd seen the clip a couple of times that it was our Clovis Sooooze. Looking back, how obvious! How could we have not immediately known?? Same age, Les Mis obsession, flyaway hair, never married, quite erudite, brimming with emotion, looking like an individual who hadn't slept properly in some nights . . .... .. .....

Nik!! You must flood their phone lines with votes for our Sooooze! She is poised to win Britain's Got Talent!!

A PSILLY HITTING THE BIG TIME! GOING ON WORLD TOURS!

:lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

Mornin Psills! I just luv visiting Psillyville.....youse guys make my day! :D I really enjoyed the Suszle Boil video.....intend to pass that one on. So so nice to see someone who is not a Twiggy twin/ makeup Qween getting a chance at fame-dom!!!!!

OMG!!! We had a freeze here last night :o My poor tropical plants.....and many new perennials with very tender new growth are on my deck; getting acclimated to outside temps, getting ready to be planted or set in the gardens for summer. The forcast was for 40! HOW could they lie to me and let my plants get frosted!!! Hopefully they were wet enough (2 days of rain) to not get burned. Oh, the horror of it!!! Possible pots of wilted spinach!!! The weather is being very strange this year. Temps up and down like a see-saw. I want to start the veggie garden....but I'm tooo askeert to.

Lov the Kittay Nip-anonymous group!

Hang in there Juuude! Hope you don't find any monsters in your dungeon cellar! :lol: Selph imposed torture is bad enough.

Hope all is well in Psillyville.

jerseyangel Proficient

Mornin' sillies B)

Jeeze, I got nuttin.....Allo is settling in and fer the last 2 nights he has thankfully not started to whine at 3AM, so I'm drunk wif sleep :lol: Either too little, or too much.... :huh:

Hope everyone is having a great start to yer Thursday :D Judith, upstairs, Nik wif her nose plug :P , Teer-essa and her poor chilled plants......

Jestgar Rising Star
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Even better!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Sillies!

Must announce the arrival of my neice this morning--just about an hour ago. My sister Tammy gave birth to her 2nd little girl. She was 8lb 4 ounces. Much bigger than Silvia. They have not given us her name yet. Last I was aware her name was Margherita. He is Italian and it is his mothers name. They were undecided by that, Victoria or Kiara.

Jestgar Rising Star
Sillies!

Must announce the arrival of my neice this morning--just about an hour ago. My sister Tammy gave birth to her 2nd little girl. She was 8lb 4 ounces. Much bigger than Silvia. They have not given us her name yet. Last I was aware her name was Margherita. He is Italian and it is his mothers name. They were undecided by that, Victoria or Kiara.

YAYYAA!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular

CONGRATS, AUNTIE AMANDA!!!!!!! :):)

Even better!

:lol::lol::lol: OMG!!!!!

Um, you guys. . . .. . . . . . ...have another look at that clip.

Stavros Flatly. . . .. . ......

Does he look a little......familiar?. . . . . ...

Holy crap. It's POeter.

I just KNOW it. I've met POeter, and that is HIM. Hiding beneath a bald cap, then a blonde wig, wearing those tight dancing shorts.....and I am certain when we had lunch with POeter in the fall, I caught a glimpse of some intricate tattoo work on his arm. . . ..

And the way he moved.....taking his seat in the restaurant, walking out to the parking lot - - it was like I was watching a Riverdance afficionado, holding things back.

Now the boy. . . . .......kinda seems a little like The Ripper.. . . ..

:huh:

:lol:

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Sillies!

Must announce the arrival of my neice this morning

Congratulations, Aunt Amanda!! :D Welcome to the new lil' one!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Here's what I got

Margherita

8lb 5 ounces

19 1/2 inches

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Even better!

These guys cracked me up :lol::lol:

CONGRATS TO AMANDA!!!!!!!! (and your sister!!!!!!!!!)

I'm BAAAAACKKKK from the open rolling fields and horsey peeps ;) ....... dear GAWD!! :o .......... canNOT even attempt to hazard a guess at the sheer bloody heart stopping calorific value of our pub lunch today :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Tess: What's in these Pounce treats, anyway? I feel cra-zee. Iz there gluten in this stuff, or what?

Buttercup: Alrighty, then. Group, who would like to share next?

Allo: 'Ello, guys. Allo here.

All: 'Ello, Allo!

Allo: I've been struggling with the cat-caine for years. Had me first taste when I was just a wee lad. Me peeps thought it would be cute to let me play with it, like it was all just a big joke or sumfin'! Now, I can't even sleep unless I got it on me head.

Buttercup: Ok, Allo. That's why we're here. It works if you work it! Next? You there, the shy one in the corner listenin to Les mis on yer mp3...

Kit-Kit: Uh, hi guys. I'm Kit (sniggers from the group). But--you can call me Nigel!

All: Hi Nigel!

Kit-Kit: Uh, yeah, like, uh, I've never had catnip. Man you'se guys'r lucky.

all right.......just had to quote some things that particularly delighted me.....

:lol: :lol:

note that Allo seems to be speaking in a - Scottish? accent? er sumphin? :lol:

and look at Kit/Nigel's comments :lol:

this just tickles me to no end *snoooooooooort*

AYe!!!, I've had ma suspicions for some time now......the hatred of all things musical?? (A COVER!!!)........the difficulty with the taming of the hair!! (on head AND eyebrows), .....,'nearly 48...never been married'

When I saw it this Saturday I KNEW!!!!!......she's a canny lass our Sooze ......( I think Simon :wub: 's her)

:lol: :lol: Yes! "TIS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

and notice that I didn't bother to dye my grEy roots before the show - - just didn't care- and me blowdryer went on the fritz......and I forgot to pluck me brows..........

but 'TIS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

Like you, Nik, I was convinced after I'd seen the clip a couple of times that it was our Clovis Sooooze. Looking back, how obvious! How could we have not immediately known?? Same age, Les Mis obsession, flyaway hair, never married, quite erudite, brimming with emotion, looking like an individual who hadn't slept properly in some nights . . .... .. .....

Nik!! You must flood their phone lines with votes for our Sooooze! She is poised to win Britain's Got Talent!!

A PSILLY HITTING THE BIG TIME! GOING ON WORLD TOURS!

Yes - insomniatic, frazzle-headed spinstress out of Clovis, CA :lol: :lol:

OMG!!! We had a freeze here last night My poor tropical plants.....and many new perennials with very tender new growth are on my deck; getting acclimated to outside temps, getting ready to be planted or set in the gardens for summer. The forcast was for 40! HOW could they lie to me and let my plants get frosted!!! Hopefully they were wet enough (2 days of rain) to not get burned. Oh, the horror of it!!! Possible pots of wilted spinach!!! The weather is being very strange this year. Temps up and down like a see-saw. I want to start the veggie garden....but I'm tooo askeert to.

Oh Tea! I hope yer plants will be okay!

Even better!

oh dear gawddddd :lol: that WOZ funny

Um, you guys. . . .. . . . . . ...have another look at that clip.

Stavros Flatly. . . .. . ......

Does he look a little......familiar?. . . . . ...

Holy crap. It's POeter.

I just KNOW it. I've met POeter, and that is HIM. Hiding beneath a bald cap, then a blonde wig, wearing those tight dancing shorts.....and I am certain when we had lunch with POeter in the fall, I caught a glimpse of some intricate tattoo work on his arm. . . ..

And the way he moved.....taking his seat in the restaurant, walking out to the parking lot - - it was like I was watching a Riverdance afficionado, holding things back.

Now the boy. . . . .......kinda seems a little like The Ripper.. . . ..

Yes, THREE SILLIES are in Britain's got talent!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

CONGRATS to Amanda!!!!!!!!!! :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I'm BAAAAACKKKK from the open rolling fields and horsey peeps ;) ....... dear GAWD!! :o .......... canNOT even attempt to hazard a guess at the sheer bloody heart stopping calorific value of our pub lunch today :lol:

Oh!! Nikki's Day Out!!! Posh, calorific lunch at a country pub - NEEEEEEEEEAAARRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to go!!!! :rolleyes:

Next time, call me, okay? :P

sillies - - I had this startling thought about how much more I"d actually get done in life if I had no computer

:o

:ph34r:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Congrats Amanda!!! (and to yer sister, too)

JoDog's out of surgery . . . she gets to come home tomorrow . . . poor girl :( The worst part is that she has to be confined or on lead for the next six weeks!!! They told me that when I picked her up tomorrow, I would have the option of picking up a sedative (doggie valium?) to keep her from getting overly excited. I told them that I don't need to think about it, I definitely wanted it!!!

Warm and sunny here . . . heading out side to rip out some old/overgrown landscaping. Haven't decided what to put in instead, just know certain areas are going to be majorly overhauled. I got a quote for some bushes to be removed and replaced wif sumptin differnt (ummmm . . . just because I don't like them) but that's on hold. We've got a bunch of pines at the back of our property. There were two struggling/diseased austrian pines that we took out last year and now it looks like we might lose a white pine. Now waiting to see if it "goes" . . . then small landscaping budget will be used on dead tree removal and replacement with two good sized trees. We wouldn't want our neighbors to be able to look into our yard and see that we haven't mowed the grass all the fun we're having!!

Mtndog Collaborator

I have a new poem for all you working folk:

'I cannot go to work today, '

Said Jestgar, Em and blueeyemanada-may.

'The Twas won't clean my house ,

And my kitties left a big bad mouse.

Plus my head it hurts, my throat is dry,

A margarita would be better, sigh.

My husband had gall-bladder rocks,

My cats are high and the ferries won't dock.

And there's one more reason-that's almost nine,

And don't you think a mental health day would be just phine?

Jess's leg is cut-Amanda's eyes are blue-

And Susie has absinthian flu.

Poor Leesa needs tosleep and dream,

And Jianknit's ankle-biters make her want to scream.

I'm sure I missed you other working folk (Pieter, Susie not to mention all you MOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!) but I'll get ya next time. I need to start writing more anyway- you know cause it'll help me when I teach :P :P

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      @catnapt, Wheat germ has very little gluten in it.  Gluten is  the carbohydrate storage protein, what the flour is made from, the fluffy part.  Just like with beans, there's the baby plant that will germinate  ("germ"-inate) if sprouted, and the bean part is the carbohydrate storage protein.   Wheat germ is the baby plant inside a kernel of wheat, and bran is the protective covering of the kernel.   Little to no gluten there.   Large amounts of lectins are in wheat germ and can cause digestive upsets, but not enough Gluten to provoke antibody production in the small intestines. Luckily you still have time to do a proper gluten challenge (10 grams of gluten per day for a minimum of two weeks) before your next appointment when you can be retested.  
    • knitty kitty
      Hello, @asaT, I'm curious to know whether you are taking other B vitamins like Thiamine B1 and Niacin B3.  Malabsorption in Celiac disease affects all the water soluble B vitamins and Vitamin C.  Thiamine and Niacin are required to produce energy for all the homocysteine lowering reactions provided by Folate, Cobalamine and Pyridoxine.   Weight gain with a voracious appetite is something I experienced while malnourished.  It's symptomatic of Thiamine B1 deficiency.   Conversely, some people with thiamine deficiency lose their appetite altogether, and suffer from anorexia.  At different periods on my lifelong journey, I suffered this, too.   When the body doesn't have sufficient thiamine to turn food, especially carbohydrates, into energy (for growth and repair), the body rations what little thiamine it has available, and turns the carbs into fat, and stores it mostly in the abdomen.  Consuming a high carbohydrate diet requires additional thiamine to process the carbs into energy.  Simple carbohydrates (sugar, white rice, etc.) don't contain thiamine, so the body easily depletes its stores of Thiamine processing the carbs into fat.  The digestive system communicates with the brain to keep eating in order to consume more thiamine and other nutrients it's not absorbing.   One can have a subclinical thiamine insufficiency for years.  A twenty percent increase in dietary thiamine causes an eighty percent increase in brain function, so the symptoms can wax and wane mysteriously.  Symptoms of Thiamine insufficiency include stunted growth, chronic fatigue, and Gastrointestinal Beriberi (diarrhea, abdominal pain), heart attack, Alzheimer's, stroke, and cancer.   Thiamine improves bone turnover.  Thiamine insufficiency can also affect the thyroid.  The thyroid is important in bone metabolism.  The thyroid also influences hormones, like estrogen and progesterone, and menopause.  Vitamin D, at optimal levels, can act as a hormone and can influence the thyroid, as well as being important to bone health, and regulating the immune system.  Vitamin A is important to bone health, too, and is necessary for intestinal health, as well.   I don't do dairy because I react to Casein, the protein in dairy that resembles gluten and causes a reaction the same as if I'd been exposed to gluten, including high tTg IgA.  I found adding mineral water containing calcium and other minerals helpful in increasing my calcium intake.   Malabsorption of Celiac affects all the vitamins and minerals.  I do hope you'll talk to your doctor and dietician about supplementing all eight B vitamins and the four fat soluble vitamins because they all work together interconnectedly.  
    • Florence Lillian
      Hi Jane: You may want to try the D3 I now take. I have reactions to fillers and many additives. Sports Research, it is based in the USA and I have had no bad reactions with this brand. The D3 does have coconut oil but it is non GMO, it is Gluten free, Soy free, Soybean free and Safflower oil free.  I have a cupboard full of supplements that did not agree with me -  I just keep trying and have finally settled on Sports Research. I take NAKA Women's Multi full spectrum, and have not felt sick after taking 2 capsules per day -  it is a Canadian company. I buy both from Amazon. I wish you well in your searching, I know how discouraging it all is. Florence.  
    • catnapt
      highly unlikely  NOTHING and I mean NOTHING else has ever caused me these kinds of symptoms I have no problem with dates, they are a large part of my diet In fact, I eat a very high fiber, very high vegetable and bean diet and have for many years now. It's considered a whole foods plant based or plant forward diet (I do now eat some lean ground turkey but not much) I was off dairy for years but recently had to add back plain yogurt to meet calcium needs that I am not allowed to get from supplements (I have not had any problem with the yogurt)   I eat almost no processed foods. I don't eat out. almost everything I eat, I cook myself I am going to keep a food diary but to be honest, I already know that it's wheat products and also barley that are the problem, which is why I gradually stopped eating and buying them. When I was eating them, like back in early 2024, when I was in the middle of moving and ate out (always had bread or toast or rolls or a sub or pizza) I felt terrible but at that time was so busy and exhausted that I never stopped to think it was the food. Once I was in my new place, I continued to have bread from time to time and had such horrible joint pain that I was preparing for 2 total knee replacements as well as one hip! The surgery could not go forward as I was (and still am) actively losing calcium from my bones. That problem has yet to be properly diagnosed and treated   anyway over time I realized that I felt better when I stopped eating bread. Back at least 3 yrs ago I noticed that regular pasta made me sick so I switched to brown rice pasta and even though it costs a lot more, I really like it.   so gradually I just stopped buying and eating foods with gluten. I stopped getting raisin bran when I was constipated because it made me bloated and it didn't help the constipation any more (used to be a sure bet that it would in the past)   I made cookies and brownies using beans and rolled oats and dates and tahini and I LOVE them and have zero issues eating those I eat 1 or more cans of beans per day easily can eat a pound of broccoli - no problem! Brussels sprouts the same thing.   so yeh it's bread and related foods that are clearly the problem  there is zero doubt in my mind    
    • cristiana
      Thank you for your post, @nanny marley It is interesting what you say about 'It's OK not to sleep'. Worrying about sleeping only makes it much harder to sleep.  One of my relatives is an insomniac and I am sure that is part of the problem.  Whereas I once had a neighbour who, if she couldn't sleep, would simply get up again, make a cup of tea, read, do a sudoku or some other small task, and then go back to bed when she felt sleepy again.  I can't think it did her any harm - she lived  well into her nineties. Last week I decided to try a Floradix Magnesium supplement which seems to be helping me to sleep better.  It is a liquid magnesium supplement, so easy to take.  It is gluten free (unlike the Floradix iron supplement).  Might be worth a try.        
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