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[elye]

I set up on da book (WIH?? I swore I'd never do that).

Raye-chull. . . . ........you would absolutely NOT believe the things that bumbling, unknowing innocents have found themselves doing once caught in the world of Psillyville. . . . . . . ......consider this a mere, mild initiation test that you have passed. . . . .....

_{<n.b. If ever in this sit you ashun again,...please knock back the glass of wine IN ONE afor ye leave >}

Mygawd, yes.....even if it is swill .. . .......

Really??...... looks really cosy.....what's your blankie called???

Mine's called Tiger Pig (TP for short)

_{<WOT??? .. Doesn't everyone name their blankies???>}

I believe I did name my li'l, shredded blankie that I dragged about as a four-year old.

I named it.. . . . . . .wait fer it. . . . . ....

LISGAR.

Do not remember why.

My parents say that I just proclaimed it as blankie's name one day.

I see you did not use yer Queen portrait on da book Wise move

Gah! Decidedly NOT a wise move, Rayechull! Put that regal, stamp-worthy portait up on da book.. . . . .....it really should be on an American stamp.

....but if I remember rightly didn't you have a high functioning womb before it was 'yanked'???

Couldn't it knit AND play the piano before it became completely HYSTERical??

Holy crap! How on earth did I ever miss such staggering information?? Patteigh's uterus could KNIT and PLAY PIANO?? Hell. . . . . ........ .now that would have been the youtube miscellaneous clip of the year. . . .. .... .. .

Finally did a real walk after slacking for months, and the alpacas are NEKKID!! Poor wee, chilled things.

Jyess! Hope the poor things are not hanging out near that cemetery with the sudden cold winds blowing through. . .. . ..

.....he wrote a really perky, nice, friendly "I just don't believe in all the things you do, but I think we can be great friends...

Hmm...he seems not to believe in caring about any details, large or small, regarding anyone other than himself. Yep, iI say he doesn't believe in the same things as you, Sooooze. . . . .....

OMG - gardeners are here

Whup! Li'l, Hispanic ones?

[Mtndog]

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:lol: But then she'd look like the llamas. Jess- This killed me fer some reason!

MPSST!!!...can anyone else see Bev's got grEy hair underneath???

Devil Child's been on a weeks course at the London Fire Brigade

HE HAS PASSED!!!

I GET TO SPEND THE DAY AT THE FIRE STATION!!!!! ....what a coup!!!!!

Later peeps ....

YIPPEEE Nickers!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Alsy home with his own underwear and extra

CAN YOU BELIEVE she didn't take me.....I sent you 200 text messages from the plane. I am now outside yer house peeking in yer window

Good mornin' Psillies. I is sitting here with a big sausage bandage on me (surfin') arm all because of an itsy bitsy peelback of skin which ended up as cellulitis. Ackshully, looks more like a stuffed rolled lamb roast because they put one of 'em netting thangs on it.

OH NO Ray-chull. I'm so sorry- had it on my foot about 4 years ago....watch it very carefully. Tis a nasty infection. POOPY COW!

I want Bunnie as my chef!!!!!!!!!!

EMMEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes - I WILL just wear a giant feather head-dress from now on, thereby deflecting attention AWAY from me hair.....makes perfect sense

SILLIES!!!!!!! had the most disastrous date ever last night - - with the expensive cognac-buyer........dear gawd - - as some of you already know from FAcebook, I walked out after 1.25 hours in......it was NOT a pretty scene........lamest situation EVER

Susie- We must get you gluten-free penni pasta Sorry about yer date. You should have worn the Geronimo headdress- then YOU could have phinished yer glass of wine in peace!

I'm on FaceBook and I'm still confused. Apparently Susie's date stank in more ways than one???

He smelled bad too? Now that's just wrong. Smelly texting self-centered toad!

Like Paddeigh, I too would have walked out!

We had some interesting weather this morning. At around 9 o'clock, the sky darkened. It got so dark it was like it was the middle of the night. Then a major hailstorm moved through. Here's a picture of the store parking lot after the storm passed. Hailstones an inch in diameter around here, but larger ones were reported in some parts of the city. Four hours have passed, and Caramel is still freaked. The noise was incredible, between the hail and the accompanying thunder.

THAT IS CRAZY- wonder if it will head our way......wow!

Getting ready for the party tonight........who's coming?

[Jestgar]

I got my chickens!!!

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They have to live in my house for another three weeks, but then they are coopable!

[elye]

Jyess gots civckebs!

They have to live in my house for another three weeks, but then they are coopable!

Um.....how many did you buy? Will they sleep on your bed?

This is quite an adventure. . . ...!

[Jestgar]

Jyess gots civckebs!

Um.....how many did you buy? Will they sleep on your bed?

This is quite an adventure. . . ...!

I have one of each from the links. I'm hoping they're all girls....dunno how you check.

For now they're in a cat carrier in the sunroom.

Lefty thinks this may be the coolest present I've ever gotten him.

Live TV.

Right at your fingertips.

And it's scratch-and-sniff.

[elye]

Lefty thinks this may be the coolest present I've ever gotten him.

Live TV.

Right at your fingertips.

And it's scratch-and-sniff.

....Probably driving him crazy.. . .. ..."What in hell?? These things smell just like the slop that I'm given for dinner, outta those cans. .. . ....but better. .. . . ......."

[jerseyangel]

Have never named a blankie in my life, in fact, and don't know anyone who has, until YOU. Am quite charmed by it.

One of me sons did--he named it "Deet".

I got my chickens!!!

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They have to live in my house for another three weeks, but then they are coopable!

Wondering what the kitties think of this arrangement........

Lefty thinks this may be the coolest present I've ever gotten him.

Live TV.

Right at your fingertips.

And it's scratch-and-sniff.

And this answers me question. I'd love fer Allo to come phace to beak wif a chicken I love chickens--they always look pissed off to me. You got some beauties there, Jess

Sillies--it's currently 95 outside Humid as well, but I'm handling it better than I thought I would. Also, did I tell you that they give wine samples at our grocery store? Nice touch!

Oh--and listen to this.....went to 3 Starbucks and every stinkin one of them was sold out of the new gluten-free cake On the one hand, it's good--there's definately a market fer it, but on the other hand--I wanted one :angry: At one of the locations, there was one on display and it looked good!

[elye]

Also, did I tell you that they give wine samples at our grocery store? Nice touch!

Whoa. . . . ....I'd be in getting produce every bloody day. . . .....

Oh--and listen to this.....went to 3 Starbucks and every stinkin one of them was sold out of the new gluten-free cake

I've been reading about this fantabulous new Starbucks treat on here, but I'm hearing that it isn't available in Canada (yet). I'm not certain of this, though.....Oracle POeter? Any info?

[JNBunnie1]

Whoa. . . . ....I'd be in getting produce every bloody day. . . .....

I've been reading about this fantabulous new Starbucks treat on here, but I'm hearing that it isn't available in Canada (yet). I'm not certain of this, though.....Oracle POeter? Any info?

As previously stated, we have a master baker gluten-free bakery about 15 min away, right near where le lawnmower man works actually, so we get to has freshbaked stuffs. I might try the starbucks thing some time, but ain't nothin gonna beat this lady's cake.

[psawyer]

I have no information about the availability of the new Starbucks thingamajig here in Canada.

[Judyin Philly]

We had some interesting weather this morning. At around 9 o'clock, the sky darkened. It got so dark it was like it was the middle of the night. Then a major hailstorm moved through. Here's a picture of the store parking lot after the storm passed. Hailstones an inch in diameter around here, but larger ones were reported in some parts of the city. Four hours have passed, and Caramel is still freaked. The noise was incredible, between the hail and the accompanying thunder.

wow Peter--sounds load and scarey. thanks for the pictures

hi all

Patti.......i wanted to get the cake too found a starbucks. Maybe tomrorrow will treat myself think i'll call first

wine in the grocery store........God we know where Patti will be going everyday day

out to sweep the 'maple helicoptors ' off the deck AGAIN today.

it looked like it was snowing them today

One of me sons did--he named it "Deet".

Wondering what the kitties think of this arrangement........

And this answers me question. I'd love fer Allo to come phace to beak wif a chicken I love chickens--they always look pissed off to me. You got some beauties there, Jess

Sillies--it's currently 95 outside Humid as well, but I'm handling it better than I thought I would. Also, did I tell you that they give wine samples at our grocery store? Nice touch!

Oh--and listen to this.....went to 3 Starbucks and every stinkin one of them was sold out of the new gluten-free cake On the one hand, it's good--there's definately a market fer it, but on the other hand--I wanted one At one of the locations, there was one on display and it looked good!

[jerseyangel]

Judith said "maple helicopters"

I hate those things--they get everywhere!!

Mark is right here and said he hasn't heard that term since he was a kid.

[mimommy]

Twas poor wee Shroomie wif the cellulitis, if I remember correctly. Had it wrapped up like a sausage......

Have we heard from our dear Neroli today? Shroom, how is your arm doing? Hope it is healing--got me fingers crossed and you're in my thoughts.

I know. But youse guys are a different KIND of weirdos. *snigger*

a PRINCE!!!!!! where is he??????????? But a really low-profile prince.....I'm too reclusive to be subjected to the media er summat

Yet, somehow we all understand each other

Even read each others minds now and again.

Don't worry Mr. Hughes, we'll protect you.

Heard this today and thought of you...

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We had some interesting weather this morning. At around 9 o'clock, the sky darkened. It got so dark it was like it was the middle of the night. Then a major hailstorm moved through. Here's a picture of the store parking lot after the storm passed. Hailstones an inch in diameter around here, but larger ones were reported in some parts of the city. Four hours have passed, and Caramel is still freaked. The noise was incredible, between the hail and the accompanying thunder.

Omigod, Peter!!! That picture was crazy! Did it damage anything, dent the roof or your cars?

Raye-chull. . . . ........you would absolutely NOT believe the things that bumbling, unknowing innocents have found themselves doing once caught in the world of Psillyville.

Gah! Decidedly NOT a wise move, Rayechull! Put that regal, stamp-worthy portait up on da book.. . . . .....it really should be on an American stamp.

Oh, um, like becoming...QUEEN?????

A stamp Yes, I'll finally get the respect I deserve

You know, I was only on there about an hour and some fans friends found me.

Have y'all ever seen two worlds collide?

askeert

OH NO Ray-chull. I'm so sorry- had it on my foot about 4 years ago....watch it very carefully. Tis a nasty infection. POOPY COW!

I want Bunnie as my chef!!!!!!!!!!

He smelled bad too? Now that's just wrong. Smelly texting self-centered toad!

Twas not me, tis Shroom, poor thing. Double poopy cow!

I want Bunny as my chef, too.

"Smelly texting self-centered toad" Gahhhh!!!

_{sorry Suze}

[mimommy]

Jyess gots civckebs!

Um.....how many did you buy? Will they sleep on your bed?

x 20

They's goin' ho'tubbin' wif de beans in de crockpot, me thinks.

I have one of each from the links. I'm hoping they're all girls....dunno how you check.

For now they're in a cat carrier in the sunroom.

Lefty thinks this may be the coolest present I've ever gotten him.

Live TV.

Right at your fingertips.

And it's scratch-and-sniff.

scratch-n sniff!!

They look so cool, struttin' there stuff. What cock-y little hens they are.

I have no information about the availability of the new Starbucks thingamajig here in Canada.

Peter, you just crack me up sometimes

Judith said "maple helicopters"

I hate those things--they get everywhere!!

Mark is right here and said he hasn't heard that term since he was a kid.

I have 3 of these monstrosities in my yard. They drop little red buds first, which we drag through the house. Then they drop the green stems, which we drag through the house. Then, they drop the helicopters, which clog the gutters ad sprout a gazillion maple trees EVERYWHERE.

[elye]

I have no information about the availability of the new Starbucks thingamajig here in Canada.

POeter! That's not like you .. . . . .....you're slippin'. .. . . . .. ..

I'm going to take my mom to Starbucks tomorrow for a mother's day coffee. I so rarely buy myself coffee, or drink it at all.....this is quite an event for me. I do know that I LOVE Starbucks blend, so much more than any other out there.

So, I will ask them if there's any news on the gluten-free treat coming up here.

We are SO slow, SO behind everywhere else with cool, imaginative products. .....

No hail here, POeter. . .......looks like we dodged that bullet. Whew... .....

[mushroom]

T'is lunchtime here now by the time I got through wif readin' all the psillyness. And t'is raining down here but just a ways away it is snowing up on the hills we look at across the gully canyon when we can see 'em thru the rain. And the harbour is full of cloud and no sailboats today for sure. Brrrr. Getting to be time to fly north for sure.

A few snippets wot caught me fancy:

"Well, at least it was just a glass of wine . . . . .....actually, I would have stayed had it been a shot o' that $$$cognac$$$ sitting in front of me. Sipping it slowly, revelling in its fiery warmth as the silence spreads around the table. . ......feeling the lovely burn down my throat as the background noise stops and starts, a voice I can push away, a droning, self-absorbed, childish monologue from a money-dropping boy-man.. . . ..... ..."

:lol:

What a pathetic poor wee man-boy. And trying to buy girls with his $$$cognac$$$!! You shoulda known, Soozle. Well, you did know, but you went anyway??? :unsure:

"....but if I remember rightly didn't you have a high functioning womb before it was 'yanked'???

Couldn't it knit AND play the piano before it became completely HYSTERical?? unsure.gif"

Now dis is heelairyus! :lol:

"Twas poor wee Shroomie wif the cellulitis, if I remember correctly. sad.gif Had it wrapped up like a sausage......"

"OH NO Ray-chull. I'm so sorry- had it on my foot about 4 years ago....watch it very carefully. Tis a nasty infection. POOPY COW!"

Struth, Shroomie no be Ray-chull. Her head be way too big for such a wee crown anyway. Well, the cells is still ulitising away but t'is not spreading (well not very much anyway). Taking those horrible flucoxacillin on an empty stomach!! but can't handle it; have to have a spoon or two of yogurt first or my stomach lining burns up. They check it again tomorrow. T'is a real POOPY COW x100, cos here I am suppressing me immune system with Humira while trying to fight off infection :unsure:

"a PRINCE!!!!!! where is he??????????? But a really low-profile prince.....I'm too reclusive to be subjected to the media er summat"

Surely Good Queen Ray-chull can produce a prince or two for you to choose from; I don't think she has had her womb yanked

"Have never named a blankie in my life, in fact, and don't know anyone who has, until YOU. Am quite charmed by it. laugh.gif "

Don't think I ever even had a blankie (that's probubly my problum), only imaginary friends. My sister used to go out to the clothes line to rub her face with her wet blankie

"Also, did I tell you that they give wine samples at our grocery store? Nice touch! rolleyes.gif"

Good golly, they is only now getting around to this? This is the main reason for grocery shopping, espeshyally when they have five or six different kinds to taste. And then I has to drive home over the hill

[flourgirl]

Judith said "maple helicopters"

I hate those things--they get everywhere!!

Mark is right here and said he hasn't heard that term since he was a kid.

*We* used to call them whirleybirds!! Annnnd....my son had a Ducky Blankie

[flourgirl]

Psuessle! I think I found your Printz! There is this absolutley beautiphul Phrog in my pond!!!!! I think it's a bullfrog!

Bev-really...so nice to read you. Hope your doing all right.

Not a lot to add, here. Too poopy-cowed-itis. Hope you're all having a great weekend!

[mimommy]

*We* used to call them whirleybirds!! Annnnd....my son had a Ducky Blankie

Ditto on the 'whirleybirds'. We throw 'em in the air and watch them fly down--only works when they're dried out, though.

My blankie has no name, but my pillow did. My favorite pillow when I was young was called "squishy". I couldna sleep wif out it.

Glad Shroomie's OK. Always so nice to read her posts!

No--not squeezin' out a prince--not even for Suze. Deze ova's is old and cranky. So is dis psilly.

[elye]

"Also, did I tell you that they give wine samples at our grocery store? Nice touch! rolleyes.gif"

Good golly, they is only now getting around to this? This is the main reason for grocery shopping, espeshyally when they have five or six different kinds to taste. And then I has to drive home over the hill

. ... ..and then Shroom has to drive home, up and over the hill .. . ....

This strikes me, somehow, as heelarryussssss. . . ..

Psuessle! I think I found your Printz! There is this absolutley beautiphul Phrog in my pond!!!!! I think it's a bullfrog!

Sooooozle! You need to get yerself over to Tareeesuh's pond and kiss dat frog!!

[JNBunnie1]

Ditto on the 'whirleybirds'. We throw 'em in the air and watch them fly down--only works when they're dried out, though.

When I was a kid, we'd take those and split the fat part in half and put them on our noses. We just called em helicopters.

[psawyer]

Omigod, Peter!!! That picture was crazy! Did it damage anything, dent the roof or your cars?

The picture shows a Toyota 4Runner in the upper left corner. It now has a slightly "textured" hood. It could have been a lot worse. It is nine years old so the impact (PUN?) is minimal.

Peter, you just crack me up sometimes

We do aim to please.

POeter! That's not like you .. . . . .....you're slippin'. .. . . . .. ..

Hey, even oracles can have off days (or is that days off?).

No hail here, POeter. . .......looks like we dodged that bullet. Whew... .....

It seems that the worst of it was centered on Yonge and Lawrence here in Toronto. The store is five very short blocks north from there. The front was heading in your direction, but it sounds like it has petered out.

[Judyin Philly]

I have 3 of these monstrosities in my yard. They drop little red buds first, which we drag through the house. Then they drop the green stems, which we drag through the house. Then, they drop the helicopters, which clog the gutters ad sprout a gazillion maple trees EVERYWHERE.

Think those 3 stages pretty much cover the nasty buggers

maybe they don't have maple tree in CA

that will have to be in the house contract.

[elye]

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, PSILLY MOMS!!!

When I was a kid, we'd take those and split the fat part in half and put them on our noses. We just called em helicopters.

Buhneigh! You sound like a dyed-in-the-wool Canuck! That's one of our dearly-held spring traditions, passed down generation to generation....'tis woven into our very culture. . . .... ...You know, that and the vinegar wif french fries, "lieutenant" being pronounced "leftenant", and the much-honoUred apologizing when someone steps on your foot.. . . .....

Think those 3 stages pretty much cover the nasty buggers

maybe they don't have maple tree in CA

that will have to be in the house contract.

OMG.....you all would go out of yer minds here... . . ...maple trees EVERYWHERE. . ..red, Japanese, sugar, Norway.... .. and li'l helocopters from all of them, strewn everywhere. There have been enough helicopters on my deck by the end of May to outfit everyone's nose in Eastern Canada.

DD just got home from NYC . .. . ....a nine-hour, overnight bus ride. You can imagine - - a greyhound full of sixty grade tenners - - she came staggering off the bus, looking as though she had had approximately. . . .........NO sleep.

[JNBunnie1]

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, PSILLY MOMS!!!

Buhneigh! You sound like a dyed-in-the-wool Canuck! That's one of our dearly-held spring traditions, passed down generation to generation....'tis woven into our very culture. . . .... ...You know, that and the vinegar wif french fries, "lieutenant" being pronounced "leftenant", and the much-honoUred apologizing when someone steps on your foot.. . . .....

OMG.....you all would go out of yer minds here... . . ...maple trees EVERYWHERE. . ..red, Japanese, sugar, Norway.... .. and li'l helocopters from all of them, strewn everywhere. There have been enough helicopters on my deck by the end of May to outfit everyone's nose in Eastern Canada.

DD just got home from NYC . .. . ....a nine-hour, overnight bus ride. You can imagine - - a greyhound full of sixty grade tenners - - she came staggering off the bus, looking as though she had had approximately. . . .........NO sleep.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!! :D