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psawyer Proficient

Suzy's back online--yippee! :)


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jerseyangel Proficient
Suzy's back online--yippee! :)

Yea! :D

elye Community Regular

Sooooozle's back from the abyss!!! But now she's gone. . ....... . ..

There's no Squigglin' Sooooozie. ....... . . . :huh:

:lol:

Hey Em!!! If you come visit me (CT) on your way back, I'll bake! I'll bake danish made with agave and stevia

and pizza and I make a bangin homemade mac & cheese and you should try the pineapple chicken I made the

other day. And pasta alfredo and garlic bread and Chebe pigs in a blanket, and I've been meaning to try making

homemade ice cream without sugar....... And we can grill the tenderloin my local Price Rite sells for 4.99 a pound!

And oh fine, I'll get all the wine you want. I have raspberry wine I picked up in Cape Cod right now!!!

OMG. This.....sounds.......... . . . . .stupendous. . .... . .......

Bunnie, Bevel and I are coming.

! Or you can come here and we'll have gluten-free fried seafood.

Let's make it all at Bunnie's! fried seafoooooood.........(droolyface:).....and SUGAR-FREE, GLUTEN-FREE ICE CREAM? Dear gawd - - a diabetic celiac's dream, lemme tell ya. . . . . ..... :):)

Darn210 Enthusiast

OK . . . what you are all waiting for . . . the 2009 gluten-free pitch-in/potluck picture.

Lisa . . . sent you some other pics . . . you remember, the one where you're pickin' the underwear outta yer butt? . . . :P

jerseyangel Proficient
OK . . . what you are all waiting for . . . the 2009 gluten-free pitch-in/potluck picture.

Thank you, I'll stop whining now....

You both look beautiphul :D

dollamasgetceliac? Explorer

I have been running for president. (and running to the bathroom) You may want to listen to my campaign song. BTW who voted 4 me?

Open Original Shared Link

-LL

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!1!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

curlyfries Contributor
Lisa . . . sent you some other pics . . . you remember, the one where you're pickin' the underwear outta yer butt? . . . :P

I was not!!!!........I was sittin on me wee purse and tryin to get it out from under without gettin up :P

Must go check my e-mail! :)

It's Llamallady!!!!!!!!.......Where you been all this time??????.......Do we get any more hints??????........Come on.......it's time to tell us who you are!!!!! B)

DOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

I am sooooo happy to be back at a middle school. I can already feel the change in atmosphere. This school always plays some kind of music at the end of the day on Fridays.

Yesterday's song........

Welcome to the Jungle!!

:lol::lol::lol:

Let the craziness begin!!!!


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jerseyangel Proficient
I'm BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!1!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Welcome back, LL!! :D

I was not!!!!........I was sittin on me wee purse and tryin to get it out from under without gettin up :P

Uh-huh....that's what they all say :P

Great news about school--I'm so happy for you!!!!! :D (and a wee bit jealous B) )

Jestgar Rising Star
I am sooooo happy to be back at a middle school. I can already feel the change in atmosphere. This school always plays some kind of music at the end of the day on Fridays.

Yesterday's song........

Welcome to the Jungle!!

:lol: :lol:

Welcome back LL!

Jestgar Rising Star

Saw the civkebs had knocked over their food so went out to put a cup of grain on the ground for them and discovered a huge hole dug under the pen and a bunch of smaller holes all around the edges.

Must remember to thank the woman who told me to put chicken wire on the bottom as well....

Darn210 Enthusiast

Jess . . . were the civkebs digging out or was sumptin' diggin' in?

Hello LL . . . where do you go when you are gone for so long?? . . . you must miss us, you always come back . . . send us a postcard next time yer gone.

Lisa . . . here's a clue for you (or not) . . . LL's time zone is Alaska. Is that for real?? or is that to throw us off?? . . . is Alaska also known as llamaland?

elye Community Regular
I have been running for president. (and running to the bathroom) You may want to listen to my campaign song. BTW who voted 4 me?

Open Original Shared Link

. . . LL's time zone is Alaska. Is that for real?? or is that to throw us off?? . . . is Alaska also known as llamaland?

OMG. Llamalady is Sarah Palin.

:huh:

:o

:lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
OMG. Llamalady is Sarah Palin.

:huh:

:o

:lol::lol:

Wouldn't she have been mooselady then?

elye Community Regular
Wouldn't she have been mooselady then?

I think Grizzlylady works better here.. . . . .....

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Odd bit of news. Forks, WA, which is basically a lumber town, has been in dire financial straits for years, until the vampires came...

Apparently the hotel(s) are packed with all the "Twilighters" coming to visit.

Kinda nice that a myth can save a town.

hmmmm <scratching chin> What movie and star character/new obsession can I develop and film in this hellhole Clovis to make it more interesting? :lol: Something that would attract really hot, brilliant, kind-hearted, single and wealthy 50-year-old-ish men with cabins.... *snackle* Ideas, Sills?

Hey Em!!! If you come visit me (CT) on your way back, I'll bake! I'll bake danish made with agave and stevia

and pizza and I make a bangin homemade mac & cheese and you should try the pineapple chicken I made the

other day. And pasta alfredo and garlic bread and Chebe pigs in a blanket, and I've been meaning to try making

homemade ice cream without sugar....... And we can grill the tenderloin my local Price Rite sells for 4.99 a pound!

I'm really good at grilling!!!!

And oh fine, I'll get all the wine you want. I have raspberry wine I picked up in Cape Cod right now!!!

:o GOOD LORD! I'm coming too, Bunster!!!!!!!!!!!

Suzy's back online--yippee! :)

B) I MADE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

and BTW, may I say taht our weather lately has been absolutely COASTAL....unprecedented in August in this area - highs in the EIGHTIES?????? lows in the 60's at night - I have been positively delirious with joy. :rolleyes:

OK . . . what you are all waiting for . . . the 2009 gluten-free pitch-in/potluck picture.

completely adorable :wub: both a youse

I have been running for president. (and running to the bathroom) You may want to listen to my campaign song. BTW who voted 4 me?

Open Original Shared Link

-LL

LLAMA!!!!!! where in HELL have you been?

that song :wacko::blink::lol:

here are the "lyrics," which someone kindly posted on that page:

oooooooohuuu yehaaaaaa . sea.. sou.. jhonn macarron.. yeah macarron nooon

Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron , ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus

Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,,

ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus

ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus

Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,,

Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron , ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus

Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,,

aluealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus

Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, n ,, Chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,,

:blink:

:lol: :lol: and a confused *snackle*

LL is Sarah Palin?????? Oh Good Lord.....gawd help me........ :lol: It can't be, Sarah would NEVER understand or return to this wackl place

Saw the civkebs had knocked over their food so went out to put a cup of grain on the ground for them and discovered a huge hole dug under the pen and a bunch of smaller holes all around the edges.

Must remember to thank the woman who told me to put chicken wire on the bottom as well....

:o

Jess, are those ciivkebs SAFE, even with wire on bottom? :unsure: am concerned....

Jess . . . were the civkebs digging out or was sumptin' diggin' in?

oh yeah. Maybe dey was tryin to GET OUT

:lol:

later sills

elye Community Regular
hmmmm <scratching chin> What movie and star character/new obsession can I develop and film in this hellhole Clovis to make it more interesting? :lol: Something that would attract really hot, brilliant, kind-hearted, single and wealthy 50-year-old-ish men with cabins.... *snackle* Ideas, Sills?

:lol: Hmmmmmmmm. . .. ......."Clovis" is such an.....interesting.........name. I think he was some big guy in the 5th century who spread the word of Christianity through France er sumfin'....... . .. maybe we could run with that, push the idea of the ghost of Clovis, the ancient Frankish tribesman, being frequently seen throughout the Californian city of Clovis, kneeling at street corners in prayer, looking up piously whilst in the meadow near Sooooozle's place (see, that way the good-looking documentary people, the cameramen, director, etc., will be right down the street from you).... . . . .....yep, let's get on this.

:lol:

LL is Sarah Palin?????? Oh Good Lord.....gawd help me........ :lol: It can't be, Sarah would NEVER understand or return to this wackl place

Hey.... . . .. ....think of how much she knew about world politics/economics/societal precepts, and how long she stuck around on the American political stage. . .. . .......

Yup, she could well be here, understanding nothing, just reading along, responding... . .. ..... . .

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
:lol: Hmmmmmmmm. . .. ......."Clovis" is such an.....interesting.........name. I think he was some big guy in the 5th century who spread the word of Christianity through France er sumfin'....... . .. maybe we could run with that, push the idea of the ghost of Clovis, the ancient Frankish tribesman, being frequently seen throughout the Californian city of Clovis, kneeling at street corners in prayer, looking up piously whilst in the meadow near Sooooozle's place (see, that way the good-looking documentary people, the cameramen, director, etc., will be right down the street from you).... . . . .....yep, let's get on this.

:lol:

EMMEL :lol: :lol: :lol:

this is positively brilliant!!!! I'll approach the media with teh idea and see what we can do.

ancient Frankish tribesmen :lol: :lol:

so glad Em's got some psilly :wub:

SILLS!!!! G and I are at the Big House in Old Fig Garden - out of our minds!!!!

Filming the reality show "Losers at the Big House"

:lol:

....and, I think I just got fired via email :blink:

:huh:

I am mad, yet don't care, at the same time. :unsure:

elye Community Regular
SILLS!!!! G and I are at the Big House in Old Fig Garden - out of our minds!!!!

The Ole Phig Gareden... .. . . .this sounds very like a place right outta Chaucer. Sooozle, where is this place you and Gail are at? Sounds very Old English, and phabulous... . .. . . ..

....and, I think I just got fired via email :blink:

Whot? Shane fired you? Does he not know what he's got??

DingoGirl Enthusiast
The Ole Phig Gareden... .. . . .this sounds very like a place right outta Chaucer. Sooozle, where is this place you and Gail are at? Sounds very Old English, and phabulous... . .. . . ..

Chaucer :lol: :lol: OFG is one of the phew lovely, old, stately areas in this hellhole we call

FrezNO. <_< They don't cut the trees down here, imagine that! I grew up in this 'hood, miss it terribly. I mean, if you have to live in the 'NO, it should be here. <_<

Whot? Shane fired you? Does he not know what he's got??

:angry: :angry: :angry:

you can't argue with a narcissist, I've discovered time and again. <_<

I am livid. Must drink wine now. and then go to In-and-Out and get a lettuce-wrapped double cheezeburger :ph34r:

:rolleyes:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
I am livid. Must drink wine now. and then go to In-and-Out and get a lettuce-wrapped double cheezeburger :ph34r:

:rolleyes:

Susie..........you can't get fired by email..............what the hell!

I want a in and out burger.

so damn tired and had to cook somthing to eat after being at the sale from 8-5 :(:angry:

it was a perfect day and traffic jam on the street there were so many people coming to shop

got rid of 90% of stuff.........amazing.............

rest on the street for 'FREE'

AND rest on porch for cancer society to pick up on Monday.

We made over $800.

too tired to count all the change but there is alot of it esp. quarters.

will try to read and catch up tomoorw

listing the house this Thurs.

Judy

flourgirl Apprentice

Hey all....phinally here and catching up. Have spent very little time on the computer, except to do quick run-throughs on the emails. Working, canning veggies (already), studying (have been in the anatomy/physiology class for a bit......you'd think I was wanting to be an MD or something....which could be really interesting but I think I'm waaaayyyy to old to start on that kind of career), basically just trying to stay on the treadmill. At the start of summer I told myself I would just enjoy it.....somehow the summer is running off and will soon be gone.....oh, pooh! When I'm not busy, I' m too dang tired

End of whining!

Won't try to comment on all that has been going on.....too much. So glad to see Em in psilly mode....Pseuss has survived another trip to the edge of the abyss! Juuuude has bony fingers from working them so hard/successful yardsale yippee!/No-rain dance worked (thanx to all you dancers....was a great day at work for me, too/ KittehMax getting better 'cause of moms good care/Velcro will certainly find a wonderful loving home, I'm sure/SkEEky dance-band!!!! LOve it! I can contribute lots of body-noises, too! Popping/snapping/grating elbows,wrist,knees,ankles,shoulders,neck....you name it. Seems I have inflammation or summat in alllll of them. We can also wear sweeky leather jackets and courderoy pants for that ZIP_ZOP sound! :rolleyes:

I know I missed a lot here.....I do think of all of you so often.

We are taking a few days to travel home to visit my family. Can't wait! Too much to do before we go, tho. Hope everyone stays healthy and happy......and shiny!

psawyer Proficient

Good morning pholks, and a special message for Amanda:

Happy Birthday!!

:) :) :) :) :)

jerseyangel Proficient
....and, I think I just got fired via email :blink:

:o:angry::( Soozle, my gawd after all you did fer him, to be treated so shabbily.....I'm so sorry. They were lucky to have you. How you doing today?

it was a perfect day and traffic jam on the street there were so many people coming to shop

got rid of 90% of stuff.........amazing.............

rest on the street for 'FREE'

AND rest on porch for cancer society to pick up on Monday.

We made over $800.

Such great news!! I know that's a load off yer mind. :D

We can also wear sweeky leather jackets and courderoy pants for that ZIP_ZOP sound! :rolleyes:

We are taking a few days to travel home to visit my family. Can't wait! Too much to do before we go, tho. Hope everyone stays healthy and happy......and shiny!

<snort>

Have a wunnerphul time wif yer phamily, T. We'll miss you--check in when you can :)

jerseyangel Proficient

HAPPY BIRFDAY AMANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

jerseyangel Proficient

I was just thinkin'.......is a beveled edge the same as an Emily edge? :huh:

I watch too much HGTV :P

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