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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies

Em- pleazzze keep your phoot in a healthy up to par condition you may never know when our next parade will be and we need all our sillies to be ready and able to participate...

Speaking of fractures...last year at this time I had that wonderful accident where I caught my foot in the door and I had a tiny fracture that I never took care of....yep that baby still hurts! A lot on the rainy days too!

Joodie! please update on the pheline and the big cross country move....than PA will be lonely first Patti and then you....I know I don't smell that bad! I showered at the beginning of the month....

Dreary friday here...am at work and bored...busy with work and yet still bored...must head home again this weekend and pick up all my fair entries. Just one busy weekend after another!

I hope some of our lost sillies do pop in soon. Missing them,

Hi everyone else and I must duck off again in case the Light of my life workday comes near lol! Did I tell you I do not respect that woman....more on that later!


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elye Community Regular
Em- pleazzze keep your phoot in a healthy up to par condition you may never know when our next parade will be and we need all our sillies to be ready and able to participate...

:lol: Dear gawd, Amanda, you're right... . . ......we must ALL be parade-ready, at a moment's notice. . ....

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Ho hum. I apparently have gotten myself a stress fracture, involving the second and third metatarsil on the top of my foot. Happened suddenly during a step class ten days ago - - felt sudden, real pain as I was doing my jumping around.......only a matter of time. Too much pounding and punishing overuse through the years. :angry:

OUCH!!!!....Overly Svenning and the inevitable injuries <_< ....but EXCELLENT news on the crutch tip!!!!! (will it match in coloUr????? :unsure: )

Hobble be GONE Em!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Hey sillies . . . more guests arriving tonight so that means more cleaning. But I just wanted to tell Emily that if she didn't spend so much time and energy with Sven, she would have never gotten a stress fracture!!!

ranger Enthusiast

Hi. I am new to this. I am compltely devoid of humour - humourless - notin's funny - don't even have a funny bone. I need something funny in my life. Mind if I hang here for awhile? Maybe its contagious and I can 'catch" humour. If I don't come down with it in a reasoable time, I'll remove my grumpy, old ass from here. Promise!

Susan

elye Community Regular
Hey sillies . . . more guests arriving tonight so that means more cleaning. But I just wanted to tell Emily that if she didn't spend so much time and energy with Sven, she would have never gotten a stress fracture!!!

Yes....... . . . .Sven and I are now about to change our relationship, at least temporarily. I won't be able to see him every day, and when I do, things will be.....well, different. My heart rate won't be getting as high.......not as breathless, won't be leaving the ground with both feet. .. . ......

Gawd, sounds like I'm marrying him. . . ...... :lol:

Who are all these people descending upon Jyaghnutt? :unsure: Not the in-laws.....they will be living down the street....... ... . ..

elye Community Regular
Hi. I am new to this. I am compltely devoid of humour - humourless - notin's funny - don't even have a funny bone. I need something funny in my life. Mind if I hang here for awhile? Maybe its contagious and I can 'catch" humour. If I don't come down with it in a reasoable time, I'll remove my grumpy, old ass from here. Promise!

Susan

GAH! A NEWBIE, and a CHALLENGE at that!

Welcome to the madness, Susan... . :):) . . .....okay, everyone pull out the stops.......

I shall leave as a precautionary measure -- I see Susan still reading.. . ..

:lol:


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jerseyangel Proficient
Hi. I am new to this. I am compltely devoid of humour - humourless - notin's funny - don't even have a funny bone. I need something funny in my life. Mind if I hang here for awhile? Maybe its contagious and I can 'catch" humour. If I don't come down with it in a reasoable time, I'll remove my grumpy, old ass from here. Promise!

Susan

Hi Susan--Welcome to madness :lol: Sounds like you've come to the right place! Make yerselph at home--we spell phunny, Emily's harmless, and other than that just jump right in. :D

Ok sillies--I keep having this dream where I'm walking down a street in the downtown area of my hometown. All is well until I enter a store--then no matter which door I try to exit I don't recognize the area. Suddenly, it's a desolate, industrial kind of place. No one around. :unsure:

I had it again this morning just before I woke up--very weird.

WIH?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hi Susan--welcome to the world of Phunnies!!!!!

We talk about missing crutch tips in spas, ballcocks, Sven, yetis, and dangling participles!!!!

Love it here

Sillies--this day is going by so slow....my goodness....

ranger Enthusiast

Perfect for a deppresso. In this dream, do you know what kind of store this is? Do you feel that your future looks flat ( in real life). Are you in any kind of rut? Do you still have things to look forward to? Do you feel at all kind of locked into your currant situatio, even if thats a good place? I dunno.

ranger Enthusiast
Hi Susan--welcome to the world of Phunnies!!!!!

We talk about missing crutch tips in spas, ballcocks, Sven, yetis, and dangling participles!!!!

Love it here

Sillies--this day is going by so slow....my goodness....

I'm not sure about this. Is a ballcock something that's found inside a toilet? I warned you guys - no humor

mushroom Proficient
I'm not sure about this. Is a ballcock something that's found inside a toilet? I warned you guys - no humor

A ballcock is whatever you imagine it to be :lol: A Yeti, last I heard, was still a snowman, but I was not here when he made his original appearance. Ditto for when Sven came along; you just have to kinda go wif da phlow and pick things up in context as you go along. You will think that sons are husbands and husbands are sons, and mebbe even make a phool of yerselph over what you don't know, but everybody luvs that anyway, the more phoolish the better. You can never make too much of a phool of yerselph here; dat's what's nice about it.

jerseyangel Proficient
You can never make too much of a phool of yerselph here; dat's what's nice about it.

You said a mouthphul there, Shroomie :D

mushroom Proficient
Ok sillies--I keep having this dream where I'm walking down a street in the downtown area of my hometown. All is well until I enter a store--then no matter which door I try to exit I don't recognize the area. Suddenly, it's a desolate, industrial kind of place. No one around. :unsure:

I had it again this morning just before I woke up--very weird.

WIH?

Patteigh, is this a TexAss desolate, industrial kinda space. Is you feeling a bit lost and lonely down dere?

Jestgar Rising Star

hmmm.....a humourless ranger and we are already dangling yeti ballcocks. Things get scary quick around here.

Darn210 Enthusiast
I had it again this morning just before I woke up--

. . . as oppose to just after you woke up!!! :lol:

Sounds to me like you need to go back in the store and do some shopping!!! . . . Yep, you apparently need some retail therapy!!!

I'm not sure about this. Is a ballcock something that's found inside a toilet?

Yes it is!!! We just seem to like the word and try to use it in everyday converstation as much as possible . . . :lol:

Welcome, Susan . . . tis a great thread that you've jumped into . . . some really phunnee people . . . also, there's a money back guarantee. If you find that you are not enjoying yourself, just return your unused portion of the thread and someone . . . not me . . . will refund your purchase price (less delivery fees, of course).

OK . . . I'm stalling . . . and actually letting the vacuum cleaner cool down. I've got lots to do yet and the motor is hot!!! Four hours before Cincinnati friends arrive but Skeeter has horse back riding lessons during that time too.

TaTa for now.

Stick around Susan, we'll help you find your inner sillie!!

ranger Enthusiast

Ballcock, ballcock. Yes, I'm beginning to like that word. Gotta run. I've got to quick do something obvious in the house so DH thinks I did something today! Later.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

We have very good humor around here and I aint talking ice cream :)

I can assure you that your new silly friends will always make you feel better even on the worst of days. I know they have always done that for me :)

Jestgar Rising Star
Ballcock, ballcock. Yes, I'm beginning to like that word. Gotta run. I've got to quick do something obvious in the house so DH thinks I did something today! Later.

I find that dumping a potted plant over near anything that needs to be cleaned works really well. When whoever shows up you greet them with exasperation saying "I just finish cleaning and the cat goes and does this. Do you mind if we just hang out in the other room?"

I have a lot of plants :ph34r: :ph34r:

Darn210 Enthusiast
I find that dumping a potted plant over near anything that needs to be cleaned works really well. When whoever shows up you greet them with exasperation saying "I just finish cleaning and the cat goes and does this. Do you mind if we just hang out in the other room?"

I have a lot of plants :ph34r: :ph34r:

Yes!!! Yes!!! Jess you saved me!!!! . . . must go buy some more potted plants. I don't have enough to cover the rooms that aren't clean yet!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

I need Tel to come over here and make me a proper cuppa tea.....stupid tea bag was ripped and there's loose tea phloating in my cup :angry::P

Jan-it--how's the cleaning going?

Mtndog Collaborator

Happy PHRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi. I am new to this. I am compltely devoid of humour - humourless - notin's funny - don't even have a funny bone. I need something funny in my life. Mind if I hang here for awhile? Maybe its contagious and I can 'catch" humour. If I don't come down with it in a reasonable time, I'll remove my grumpy, old ass from here. Promise!

But you already made me larf by calling yerself a grumpy old ass. Methinks you are anything but. I have two phunny bones and I'd lend you one buit they're not gluten free (gawd, I miss Funny Bones with milk!)

Patteigh, is this a TexAss desolate, industrial kinda space. Is you feeling a bit lost and lonely down dere?

But more importantly, do you still have yer clothes on? :P :P

k.

I find that dumping a potted plant over near anything that needs to be cleaned works really well. When whoever shows up you greet them with exasperation saying "I just finish cleaning and the cat goes and does this. Do you mind if we just hang out in the other room?"

I have a lot of plants :ph34r: :ph34r:

:lol: :lol: I like the way you think. Someone called my decor/cleaning bohemian today- uhm, not sure I like that :lol: :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Jan-it--how's the cleaning going?

GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't believe how much I've done (read "how much dirt I have physically removed) . . . and yet there is so much left to do . . . . *mutter*mutter*mutter* . . . I gotta get me a cleaning lady person service company.

Darn210 Enthusiast
*mutter*mutter*mutter* . . . I gotta get me a cleaning lady person service company.

Perhaps just a demolition crew.

ranger Enthusiast

Bear walks into a bar. Bartender says "What can I get for You?" Bear says "I'll have a..............................Red Bridge. Bartender says " Why the big paws?" And thats the beauty of the internet - I can tell a joke that bad and nobody can hit me over the head with a beer bottle! Or, at least, I hope not.

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