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jerseyangel Proficient

Me appetite came back so I had a hamburger (no bread) and some zucchini. I'm actually feeling better--but now Mark has it :o Same exact symptoms.

You know what helps my stomach--wine. Really :lol:


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Lisa Mentor
You know what helps my stomach--wine. Really :lol:

WELL....have lots of it! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
WELL....have lots of it! :lol:

:lol: It's so nice when my digestive weirdness works to my advantage!

mushroom Proficient

Scotch used to be the only thing that soothed my glutened stomach--- really... Of course, now I am askeert of it but I think it was the soy I was reacting to, not the scotch at that time. Will try it again; was always my favorite beveridge. I'm getting tired of Bacardi :rolleyes:

mushroom Proficient

Speaking of beveridges, we have a would-be tipsy jay on our deck. Clay left his bloody Mary on the bench while he came in for nuts and there he was, sippin' away. He came back in for something else, and there he were again!

flourgirl Apprentice

Shrew-me......you need to observe the drunken jay and tell us stories of his antics! Got a video camera?

I've never heard of peroxide for phloo. Or for ear wax....but then again....believe it or not....I have never had ear wax! :huh: Don't know if it's a Celiac thing......or just my own personal weirdness.

Pay-ter.....fanx for the re-cap. I had forgotten about Onsie-Twosie - Out Goes Suzie! :lol: Was lots of phun at the time.....and lots of strange posts. Don't care to do that again any time soon (and yes...we 'specialy :wub::wub: our Psuessley!)

Em...so good to see yer psilly shining thru!

Pah-tay.....what is your avatar?!? So purrty! Hope you and Mark and Bunnerly all pheel swell soon.

jerseyangel Proficient

Thanks, Teer-ee-sah..the pic is a random one I came across. I thought it was a lot purtier than that thumb :P


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jerseyangel Proficient
Speaking of beveridges, we have a would-be tipsy jay on our deck. Clay left his bloody Mary on the bench while he came in for nuts and there he was, sippin' away. He came back in for something else, and there he were again!

I love this!!!! :lol:

Shroomie has a tipsy jay!!!

flourgirl Apprentice

Phorgotted to say wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome to the newest psilli-yaks! (wave madly) don't be strangers, now. Jump in the water's phine!

mushroom Proficient
Shrew-me......you need to observe the drunken jay and tell us stories of his antics! Got a video camera?

Nah, Clay guarded his Mary after dat and the bloody Jay sat up in the tree and scolded him for de rest of the evenin' :lol:

Hope our phluey psillies are pheeling better in the morn, having cleaned out their ear wax and digestive systems with the appropriate remedies.

WideAwake Rookie

Went to my parents phor the aphternoon and we all sat and compared thumb sizes :lol:

My mother has a really long thumb compared to me! Not that it means anything as we are women.... :P

It was good phor a giggle though!!!

On a more serious note - any headache cures? I am on day phor and it is getting a bit old.....

Jestgar Rising Star
Went to my parents phor the aphternoon and we all sat and compared thumb sizes :lol:

My mother has a really long thumb compared to me! Not that it means anything as we are women.... :P

It was good phor a giggle though!!!

On a more serious note - any headache cures? I am on day phor and it is getting a bit old.....

bottle o' scotch?

by the time you wake up the headache should be gone...

mushroom Proficient
bottle o' scotch?

by the time you wake up the headache should be gone...

Or you will have another one that will make you forget all about the other one :P

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Went to my parents phor the aphternoon and we all sat and compared thumb sizes :lol:

My mother has a really long thumb compared to me! Not that it means anything as we are women.... :P

It was good phor a giggle though!!!

On a more serious note - any headache cures? I am on day phor and it is getting a bit old.....

All I got's: try eating a green apple, and rosemary tea, and your standard pharmacy stuff. The green apple thing seriously works on me when the headache hasn't reached epic proportions, it works on those nagging ones.

So now I'm putting peroxide in my ears, taking zinc & vitamin C & cod liver oil, drinking Breathe Easy tea and my honey lemon ginger cinnamon tea, and taking tinctures of hyssop, eyebright, and cherry bark blend. And i just added a mix of baking soda, apple cider vinegar, and honey in water.

And what do I get for all this effort?

I get my PERIOD.

Is this a joke?

Anyway, I am feeling a good bit better today than I did yesterday. I might even be able to go to work tomorrow. Whooo.....

jerseyangel Proficient
So now I'm putting peroxide in my ears, taking zinc & vitamin C & cod liver oil, drinking Breathe Easy tea and my honey lemon ginger cinnamon tea, and taking tinctures of hyssop, eyebright, and cherry bark blend. And i just added a mix of baking soda, apple cider vinegar, and honey in water.

And what do I get for all this effort?

I get my PERIOD.

Oh Bun-knee--that cracked me up! Mother nature has a heck of a sense of humoUr, doesn't she!!

Glad you're starting to pheel better :)

Jestgar Rising Star
So now I'm putting peroxide in my ears, taking zinc & vitamin C & cod liver oil, drinking Breathe Easy tea and my honey lemon ginger cinnamon tea, and taking tinctures of hyssop, eyebright, and cherry bark blend. And i just added a mix of baking soda, apple cider vinegar, and honey in water.

And what do I get for all this effort?

I get my PERIOD.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Try adding cinnamon buns to that mix.

ranger Enthusiast

Looks like we've got a bunch of phloozies out there. hope yall git well.

The only song I dislike more than " a boy named Sue" is "Grandma got run over by a riendeer"!

Hey, Jude..................................Where ya gonna be in The Grate and Cheezy state of Ohio? I'm in Canton, home of the infamous Phootball Hall of Phoam.

Can't remember anything else right now. this oldtimers dezeez is getting redicvulas(sp?)

ranger Enthusiast
Went to my parents phor the aphternoon and we all sat and compared thumb sizes :lol:

My mother has a really long thumb compared to me! Not that it means anything as we are women.... :P

It was good phor a giggle though!!!

On a more serious note - any headache cures? I am on day phor and it is getting a bit old.....

My thumbs are teeny weeny, but my husbands are HUGE. No wonder we get along!

Take 2 asprins and call me in the morning.

elye Community Regular
And what do I get for all this effort?

I get my PERIOD.

HEY! I gots MY period this morning, too!! The same day as our Royal Highness! This should, really, qualify me for some temporary Monarchical Title.. . . ...perhaps Countess of Menses, or Lady in Waiting for Bloatdom, or The Fair Unbarren Baronness..... . ..

:lol:

I guess we women are hangin' around each other too much......our cycles are synching in our Psilliness... . . . .. :rolleyes:

ranger Enthusiast

This Rusky thing is warin tin. Spent all day yesterday hoeing around. They have huje fields of tators ( to feed thier Wodka affliction) and ever so feendish beet fields (for thier botched soup). And I hate this stupid backwards scarf I have to wear on my head nad my newly found bulgarian boob, which is rite between My conclave Irish tittles. God! I thot Irish food was bad -all cabbage and potatoes- but the Rushin food is worst. All cabbage and potates and the dreadnaught beet.

I must give a standing ovuation to our czariista for proclaiming her royal period. Long live critter-bearing years.

Your sinphully red comrade

Slutivinski Elway hionvodkadinski

Gatta get outta here!

mushroom Proficient

Joodee, thinking of you and your house today. I just feel like today's the day that a love affair will blossom and you will find a buyer.

loved your house; it looked so beautiful in the picture. When you have time I wish you would tell us more about it, and the National Wildlife Habitat status, etc. It looks like a warm, happy house. :)

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
HEY! I gots MY period this morning, too!! The same day as our Royal Highness! This should, really, qualify me for some temporary Monarchical Title.. . . ...perhaps Countess of Menses, or Lady in Waiting for Bloatdom, or The Fair Unbarren Baronness..... . ..

:lol:

I guess we women are hangin' around each other too much......our cycles are synching in our Psilliness... . . . .. :rolleyes:

How bout the Duchess of Crimson Tides?

I think once I'm better those cinnamon buns are gonna be my 'poor me' treat. I can't have any sugar when I'm sick, but I'll make them soon.

elye Community Regular

:lol: O Yeah! I second that standing ovulation from Sewzinn to our Faire Diety, who is currently touring about on her menstrual cycle.... . . ...

loved your house; it looked so beautiful in the picture. When you have time I wish you would tell us more about it, and the National Wildlife Habitat status, etc. It looks like a warm, happy house. :)

Meant to speak of my reaction to yer beautiful home too, Jooooodie. Like Shroomie, I was struck by its warmth and natural beauty... . . .. ....houses say so much about the people who have made them their homes! :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hi Sillies-

Hope Judees house finds a new family today!

John is watching dont mess with the Zohan.

I am just sitting down. Relaxing and knowing tomorrow I return to hell--I mean work....

We need to get a plumber to the house- sillies there is a rankest of all stanks coming from the kitchen sink and nothing makes it go away....

We were to the county fair last night with my coworker and her hubby and 5 yr old daughter. We were going for fireworks but they canceled them last minute. Due to all te rain it was a mud fest....it you had sandals on you could lose them by sticking in the mud....I saw young girls walking around with bare feet through the mud..... :blink::blink: ewww!

Tis no more to report....

Hope everyone is feelin better....

My advice- Put the Lime in the Coconut and Mix it all up!!!!!

elye Community Regular

Amanduh has a plumber comin'! Well, we know what that kinda news does to all of us around here.... . .. <_<:lol:

My advice- Put the Lime in the Coconut and Mix it all up!!!!!

GAH! Superb song........lyrically, vocally.... . . . ......jus' LOVE that Harry Belafonte.... . . .(excuse the visual -- it leaves much to be desired):

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