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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient

I was wondering how that was going to be, Em..They musta showed all the phunny parts in the coming attractions :lol:


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Darn210 Enthusiast
Saw the strange animated film Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. Um, you can all pass on it. Not particularly interesting nor humourous....even the young kids there seemed underwhelmed.

Barnacles!!! Skeeter was wantin' to see this . . . gonna have to come up wif some way to disuade her and save our money!!

OK peeps . . . I have resurrected the green guy emoticon thread . . . perhaps some of the new psillies can convince Scott . . . or maybe some old psillies have come up wif some new arguments ??

jerseyangel Proficient
OK peeps . . . I have resurrected the green guy emoticon thread . . . perhaps some of the new psillies can convince Scott.

Hee! That was beautiful, Jan-it!! :P

tom Contributor
...meant to quote Soozle on the fried blood thing.....she put it so eloquently.......summat like *gag**vomit**pukeface*....don't remember 'zactly

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:P

....Zeus and Tinkerbell are rescue pets :)

My only pet would be called a rescue - an accidental rescue.

Kept seein' 'er in the middle of the night out on a walk while I was starting to go crazy pre-gluten-free. (Turned out she really *was* there hehe ;) )

Cat some neighboUrs had abandoned.

Oh........and luuuurve yer new house, Patteighkins!

Dihhh

Towe

jerseyangel Proficient
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:P

Hold on just a minute...... :o:o:o

How did you get the greenguypukephace, Pataughm???

Jestgar Rising Star
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:o :o :o :o :o :o

HEY!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast

So there you go pholks . . . Thomm has shown us the way. All you need to do is type

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with brakets [ and ] on the out side and you get yerselph the green guy emoticon

:P

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jerseyangel Proficient

Ok....I still don't get it :ph34r:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
:huh: :huh:

I believe, ultimately, you have the final say on the bebes. His only call is who's they are... :P

Hold on just a minute...... :o:o:o

How did you get the greenguypukephace, Pataughm???

WHOT????????????????????????

:o

okay - copying and pasting - let's see

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DingoGirl Enthusiast

BASTICHE!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

trying again - WIV brackets - -

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Ok....I still don't get it :ph34r:

He's using the image tag function thingy that Peater was trying to 'splain to us . . . it's how Peeter was putting pics in his post. Tom is posting a picture of the greenguy.

tom Contributor

<snicker-snicker>

P.S. Oooooooooooo Phrezmo's on TV

jerseyangel Proficient

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OMG (jumping up and down)!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D

Darn210 Enthusiast

Ooooooo . . . lot's of squigglin' down there now . . . :lol: . . . everyone's got there panties in a bunch!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG!!! it worked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but - how will I ever do it again?

how in HELL did he do that??????????????

what is going on???????

all we have EVER wanted, the only thing we have EVER asked for, is the green guy :lol:

I dunno how to make it happen again?????????????

:blink:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
He's using the image tag function thingy that Peater was trying to 'splain to us . . . it's how Peeter was putting pics in his post. Tom is posting a picture of the greenguy.

:angry: <STOMPING FOOT>

but........I did NOT understand Poeter's explanayshun of it the first time. Nor the second. How in HELL can we do this???????

someone PLEEEEEEEEZE 'splain it to us, in simple minded terms :lol:

<snicker-snicker>

P.S. Oooooooooooo Phrezmo's on TV

EVILL!!!

Oh - is there a game tonight? shall we put a HEX on them???????? moo-hooo- hoo- ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil face:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

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did this work?

jerseyangel Proficient
but - how will I ever do it again?

I know!!

but........I did NOT understand Poeter's explanayshun of it the first time. Nor the second. How in HELL can we do this???????

I know........

DingoGirl Enthusiast

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or this??????????

:angry:

am furious now :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Do we have to copy this magic phormula in our "notes"? :huh:

Where did it come from? :huh::huh:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
jerseyangel Proficient

Somebody.....'splain it to me like I'm 5 :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

all right.....

would SOMEONE freaking tell me how to do it?????????????????????????

:angry:

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let's try this:

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Judyin Philly Enthusiast

I love my sillies who never forget me

haven't had time to even read on page 877...............

i swear just when we think we are done.......something else comes up

been so down but not giving in to it

just keep thinking .........one day at a time

one task at a time

eye on the prize .........living in the sun and near my son who is 35 today and i'm not with him. :(:(:(

nest year.......

the FHA ........damn wanted a conventional loan..........

jim re buiding window frames to put the windows back in as they don't want any 'chipped paint

hell the damn house is 60 years old and we've had it 31.

we ain't no spring chickens here.

doing all this crap work for some uppy YOUNG 30's peple who could do it in 1/2 the time

ok

enough rant.............the inspecion is Tues at 2:30 PLEASE PRAY HARD AND CROSS EVERY ONE OF YOUR BODY PARTS.

New avs! New avs!

Patteigh, your feet were gorgeous - - but your new house is STUPENDOUS! :) So exciting...... . ...I think you should leave the porta potty right where it is until after the Psummit, as there will be, what, twelve or so houseguests with digestive issues hanging about. We will need all the toilets you can provide.... .. .....

:rolleyes:

DITTO ALL OF THE ABOVE......LOVE THE HOUSE , FEET AND POTTY KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEP IT PLEASE FOR US TO COME?

<------- hit refresh for new pic of babies snuggling :wub: Kit is back to his old self....grooming Weez every night and sleeping wif us ♥♥♥

:lol::lol::lol: Judith, seriously........only here. LOVED that sentence *snort*

movers? estimate? WHOT? are you moving? did house sell? I don't know anything........

THANKS SUSIE..HOPE THYROID IS OK AND HAPPY KITTY IS BETTER

So depressed. Can't post tonight. Found out from Irish Daveyguys past that I am DEFORMED. My pinky is way short. I always thaught that my body was perfect (sans the no shins, no butte, no tittles). Now, all day, I have looked at my pinky and realized what a freek of nature I am. Leave it to an Irish man to have Jewish angst and to send it to this Irish woman. No wander we've always been at War!

Got great house. Depressing. I had a great house.

And cute Kitty. Deppresing. I had a cute kitty.

Nice dogs. Deppressingg. I had a nice dog.

Super-pooper outhouse. I've got one!

Life ain't all that bad.

Sloozneedspaxil or'sumtin.

i HEAR YA SISTER.........WE HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD.......BOTH OF US TO BETTER TIMES.

LOVE YA

Hey Jude! Please catch us up on what's going on with you (pretty please). I thought all of the manic activity had quieted down for a bit....but you throw some more at us and then go into hiding. Ollie Ollie ostin free (or whatever the heck that is). Miss you and hope you're doing all right.

Pooooer Sleezy Ranger! Can't type for mis-shaped important pinkee fangers. Just do the 2 finger-hen-peck and search...you'll be all right! :D:P Kick back a little in Slovenia....take a slug of wod-ka....dream a little dream of yer sooperdooperpooper-house and don't worry.....be happy....doooooo do doo dotodo dotodotodododoooo (can't remember how to do musical notes :( )

YOUR SO SWEET

I WANT TO CATCH YOU UP BUT JUST TAKES TOO LONG TO TYPE ALL THE CRAP THAT'S HAPPENED.

THE HOUSE WAS ON THE MARKET FOR 13 DAYS

IT'S UNDER CONTRACT......THE CONTRACT FROM HELL I MUST SAY......SCREW THE SELLERS BY ANY OTHER NAME.

BUT

WE WANT TO SELL SO YOU DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.......SUCK IT UP AND MOVE FORWARD.

OH, NOT THAT THERE HAVEN'T BEEN MELT DOWNS AND STEAM FROM THE EARS...........BUT ...............

KEEP THE EYES ON THE END................

ACTUALLY WE ARE LUCKY TO HAVE IT UNDER CONTRACT IN THIS ECONOMY

ALOT OF PEOPLE I'VE SPOKEN WITH ARE LEAVING THE CLOSING OWING $$

AT LEAST THAT ISN'T HAPPENING TO US

SO

SEE BUDDIES.......JIM AND I ARE BLESSED

I'M NOT SCREAMING HERE BUDDIES........

EYES' JUST FULL OF PAINT CHIPS AND CAN'T SEE WELL TONIGHT :o:blink::unsure:

OK............THANKS FOR LISTENING TO ME MY GOOD FRIEND.

EM...HOPE THE TOAST GULTEN WON'T HIT THIS WEEKEND.

SORRY I CAN'T ADDRESS MORE PEOPLE AS I'D LIKE TOO

HELL JUST THINK PATTI AND I MIGHT BOTH HAVE NEW ADDRESSES TO SHARE SOON.

LOVE YOU ALL

NITE

AT LEAST TOMORROW I GET TO OPEN TO PAGE 878

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Somebody.....'splain it to me like I'm 5 :lol:

WORD

:lol: :lol:

what about this

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