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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Jestgar Rising Star

I been caught!

Packing to switch hotels. Decided to say hi before closin' the 'puter.

My neighbors daughter works at IHOP here. I went in and asked to sit in her section. She walks up, looks completely mystified and says "....are....you....my......mother's.......neighbor.....?" I started laughing and she yelled OMG!!

It was fun. We hugged and chatted. She's going to school and plans to apply to nursing school when she finishes her pre-reqs. She was living on a different island but couldn't focus on her studies so she came to Waikik. She calls this her 'boot camp'. :o<_<

I knew y'all'd feel sorry for her.


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
Yawn...want a wee nappy!

Bevel wants a urine soaked diaper?? :blink:

<i better look for the Hoff's number then :rolleyes: >

jerseyangel Proficient
I knew y'all'd feel sorry for her.

Uh...yeah.... :lol: Very cool that you were able to meet, though!

Bevel wants a urine soaked diaper?? :blink:

:lol::lol::lol:

psawyer Proficient

Well, the summer that never was has come to a semi-official end here in Unionville. Today started with bright sunshine which has now turned into complete overcast. The forecast is rain for the next five days starting this evening, so....

We took down and stored the deck furniture for the season, and shut down and covered the air conditioner. This will, of course, mean the forecast is wrong and the next few days will be warm and sunny and deck friendly.

I have a pheeling that somefin momentous is in the air.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
We took down and stored the deck furniture for the season, and shut down and covered the air conditioner. This will, of course, mean the forecast is wrong and the next few days will be warm and sunny and deck friendly.

T'is sod's law I believe :D ....we also have covered the garden furniture ...but ....we Brits are unfamiliar with(how-do-you-say?)

'air conditioner' :unsure:

;) ...with it barely reaching 70 degrees f most summers (?) we would surely DIE of hypothermia - no?

JESSEL!!...how was the morning swim?? B)

..off to bed guys -_- ......loved yer 'f-bomb' and equally chuckletastic profanities out of the mouths of babes :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Nite Nik--sweet dreams :)

Lee-sa.....I see you down there--any news?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Bevel wants a urine soaked diaper?? :blink:

<i better look for the Hoff's number then :rolleyes: >

:lol::lol::lol:

Many moons ago, me neighbor and I were taking Smackl (age 3?) to Dairy Queen. The freezer that was up front that held all the cakes and Dilly Bars and Buster Bars and Star Pops was empty because they were defrosting it/getting ready to clean it. Smackl always got a Dilly bar or a Star so of course my neighbor and I immediately go into "Oh No, it looks like they are all out" "I guess there won't be any treats for us today" . . . And Smackl says "Damnit!!" loud enough for the people working at the counter and the customer who's there. Red-faced I couldn't help but laugh and I noted that he got his "usage" perfect. The customer at the counter said "I'm glad that kind of thing happens to other people, too".


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curlyfries Contributor
When the time comes, we need to have that Hawaiin real-time webcam set up in the delivery room for a really special synchronized Psilly get-together.. . . . ........ :D

:lol::unsure::ph34r:

Lee-sa....how's the baby watch? Anything happen overnight?

Nada

My children learned a colorful new set of words, mostly revolving around the "F" word. I had to have multiple chats with them about appropriate language--sooooo praying ds doesn't drop an f-bomb at school today...... :huh:

According to my mother, my first attempt at profanity as a wee child was....

...ready?.....

G*d-damm!t-sh!t-to-He!!

:lol:

:ph34r:

Jess- I love you but I hate you!

DITTO! <_<:P

I knew y'all'd feel sorry for her.

Pfffttttt!!!!!!

We took down and stored the deck furniture for the season,

Same here.

T'is sod's law I believe :D ....we also have covered the garden furniture ...but ....we Brits are unfamiliar with(how-do-you-say?)

'air conditioner' :unsure:

;) ...with it barely reaching 70 degrees f most summers (?) we would surely DIE of hypothermia - no?

Very likely.....I believe I have come quite close, as some establishments don't know the difference between 'air conditioning' and 'REFRIGERATION"!!!!! :angry:

BTW....Here in the States, that would be Murphy's Law.

Lee-sa.....I see you down there--any news?

Nothin, yet, but Briana has decided to start her maternity leave.

( Methinks David is in the doghouse....he ate the last brownie):rolleyes::lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
According to my mother, my first attempt at profanity as a wee child was....

Wow--impressive fer yer phirst :lol:

( Methinks David is in the doghouse....he ate the last brownie):rolleyes::lol::lol:

Hee!! Yeah, not a very smart move at this point! :D

elye Community Regular
I have a pheeling that somefin momentous is in the air.

Yep, me too. . . . . . ... . . . .. . .... ...A new monarch will be crowned. .. .... . . . .....any post, now.... . . ..

psawyer Proficient
Yep, me too. . . . . . ... . . . .. . .... ...A new monarch will be crowned. .. .... . . . .....any post, now.... . . ..

Yes, indeed, it is that time again in Sillyville.

Oscar Apprentice

Congratualtions to the new King of the Psillies!

WardGirl Rookie

Popping in for one of my rare appearances to offer my congrats to the new King. I just hope I don't have to call you your majesty :D

jerseyangel Proficient

Congrats PeOter!! :D

I had no idea what you were alluding to--I must pay closer attention to the post count! :P

Any new edicts you want to set forth?

curlyfries Contributor
I have a pheeling that somefin momentous is in the air.

Duh! :blink: .....I had no clue what you were talking about........I thought we were still talking weather :huh:

I just hope I don't have to call you your majesty :D

You may have to polish the royal sceptor ;):lol::lol::lol:

ALL HAIL KING PETER!!!!

curlyfries Contributor
Congratualtions to the new King of the Psillies!

Hi Oscar!!!

Long time no see! :P

jerseyangel Proficient
You may have to polish the royal sceptor ;):lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::o:o:lol::lol::lol::lol:

WardGirl Rookie
You may have to polish the royal sceptor ;):lol::lol::lol:

the lips are sealed on that one :D

Jestgar Rising Star

Sealed lips don't work as well :ph34r: :ph34r:

Swim was fab. Whole body hurts, them waves is serious.

Moved to the Sheraton, luxurious, and yet designed for work. Got a desk, plugs, internet that works, air conditioner that doesn't drown out the passing trucks with it's rattle-

Only down side is that because I checked in early, they had to give me a room with an ocean view...

Now you can all feel sorry for me :D :D :D

Gotta finish my homework, due in a few hours.

jerseyangel Proficient
Sealed lips don't work as well :ph34r: :ph34r:

My thought exactly :P

Gee Jess--I'm sorry yer having to rough it out there :lol:

WardGirl Rookie
Sealed lips don't work as well :ph34r: :ph34r:

ah but if the sealed lips are around something.....................

jerseyangel Proficient
ah but if the sealed lips are around something.....................

<snort>.....I notice The King hasn't said a word :lol:

Ok peeps--see ya'll later.....off to phinish the phloor.

me poor back.....

psawyer Proficient
ah but if the sealed lips are around something.....................

:o

:unsure:

:ph34r:

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor
ah but if the sealed lips are around something.....................

O.....K......... :huh: I started this, but I think I'm going to just back away.....slowly......

:rolleyes:

I'm not touching it with a ten foot.........

....well......you know

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

elye Community Regular

*** :D **** :D ***** :D ALL HAIL, KING POETER!!!!!!! :D ***** :D**** :D*****

Well done, POeter! Yes, put out some edicts... . . . ......good, purposeful, happy ones..... . ..

Sealed lips around polished sceptres? Goodness, I be blushin'. . . . .. . . . ....... :ph34r::lol:

How about the Royal Jewels, Jacquie? They likely need polishing, as well.....tarnish happens with antiquity .... ...

This could be quite a bawdy reign. Henry VIII may have had nuttin' on you, King POeter Ist ... . ....

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