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celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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I just remembered it's Phriday the 13th today :o

Yeah, it's been that kind of day for me too. One thing after another since 545 this morning and just got off the phone with hubby and I do believe he just told me that because of my vegetarian diet (which is "not normal") I'm gaining fat and losing muscle--WTF?????? He just called me fat?!?!?! <_< WHY is there no crying smiley, I NEEEEEED a crying smiley! I guess that's kind of an oxymoron, maybe that's why. I sure know my husband's a moron :blink:

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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--WTF??????

Tell him you'll gain that muscle back in your sleep. All you need is more room, i.e. He can sleep on the couch....

elye Community Regular
elye
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WIH???...high winds have just obliterated me greenhouse .....t'is plastic with a cover.....took off like Dorothy's house in Kansas :lol:

Loads of plants ruined and pots smashed <_<

OMG. .... . .. . . . . .....I think I know where our yeti has just alighted. . . ........ :huh:

Tell him you'll gain that muscle back in your sleep. All you need is more room, i.e. He can sleep on the couch....

:lol: Yes. Either that or a virile, ripped bloke has to join you there.... . . . ......well, it'd be another way to gain muscle.... .... <_<

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Tell him you'll gain that muscle back in your sleep. All you need is more room, i.e. He can sleep on the couch....

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That oughta do it :P

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celiac-mommy
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Tell him you'll gain that muscle back in your sleep. All you need is more room, i.e. He can sleep on the couch....

OMG. .... . .. . . . . .....I think I know where our yeti has just alighted. . . ........ :huh:

:lol: Yes. Either that or a virile, ripped bloke has to join you there.... . . . ......well, it'd be another way to gain muscle.... .... <_<

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That oughta do it :P

I was just thinking I could show him my well defined bicep as I give him a swift sucker punch in the gut! I DON'T HAVE A GUT ANYMORE!!!!!

elye Community Regular
elye
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I was just thinking I could show him my well defined bicep as I give him a swift sucker punch in the gut! I DON'T HAVE A GUT ANYMORE!!!!!

Must be all that Israeli magic...........methinks Canadian martial arts gives one a beer gut.. . .. <_<:rolleyes:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Must be all that Israeli magic...........methinks Canadian martial arts gives one a beer gut.. . .. <_<:rolleyes:

It comes from that classic Canadian exercise: elbow bending...

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elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

YAY! :D:D:D

Sophie just emailed me from Cornwall, where their big hockey tournament is unfolding. Their first game was last night @ 10 pm, and they won 2-0.......AND Soph got the MVP! DH is there and will be coming home this afternoon, handing over the baton and I will head to Cornwall late afternoon and stay overnight.

GO WILDCATS!

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
GO WILDCATS!

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and

GO SOPHIE!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
GO SOPHIE!!!!

What Gian-kneet said!!!!

GADS!...Cornwall seems a helluva long way to go for a hockey match, what wiv jet lag an' all :blink::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Best of luck to Sophie!!! :D

Happy Saturday, Sills B)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

My entire house is covered in drywall dust, much of it in adorable(?) paw designs on the floor and furniture.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
My entire house is covered in drywall dust, much of it in adorable(?) paw designs on the floor and furniture.

But it's gonna be so nice when it's all phinished :P

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
I think there's a cream for that... :P Just don't use the KY warming gel, that sh!t will light you on fire :huh:

:lol: X100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If your dress is knee length, and you aren't wearing tights because you don't want to show your arse, just how low does your arse hang :huh::lol:

:lol::lol::lol::huh::ph34r:

YAY SOPHIE!!!

elye Community Regular
elye
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My entire house is covered in drywall dust..

Hmm.. .. . . bet there's a cream for that, as well... .. I mean, dryness is bad, but when dust is accumulating -- whoa.... .. ....

:huh:

:lol:

Off to Cornwall, gang.....(dear GAWD, how I wish it were Cornwall, UK, NOT bloody Cornwall, Ontario. Actually, I'll be about half a kilometre from the US bridge.....perhaps I'll just keep driving and visit all the American Psills.....).. ..... :)

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Mtndog
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********GO SOPHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!********

Oh no, Nik :( Sounds like a real mess. Phirst yer blister and now this :angry:

Oh Nik- that stinks!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ugh, boo, sad sad sad :(:angry::(

I just remembered it's Phriday the 13th today :o

Clearly! I used to think Phriday the 13th was good luck but Rachelle's husband acted like an asscracker, Nikki's green house blew away and I took my PM meds in the AM and slept for 7 hours. It *sounds* like it would be good but I was mad- I was going to go shopping- the fun kind with gift certificates you get for yer birfday so you don't have to spend YOUR money.

I was just thinking I could show him my well defined bicep as I give him a swift sucker punch in the gut! I DON'T HAVE A GUT ANYMORE!!!!!

:lol: How about upside the head since there ain't nuthing in it!

My entire house is covered in drywall dust, much of it in adorable(?) paw designs on the floor and furniture.

maybe you'll start a new phad!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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I used to think Phriday the 13th was good luck but Rachelle's husband acted like an asscracker, Nikki's green house blew away and I took my PM meds in the AM and slept for 7 hours. It *sounds* like it would be good but I was mad- I was going to go shopping- the fun kind with gift certificates you get for yer birfday so you don't have to spend YOUR money.

Bev-vee, Bev-vee, I ♥ thee

Yer made me chortle good - but I am sorry it weren't phun_hun

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

:( Bevvie slept through shopping AND wif gift certificates!!! :angry: :angry:

I guess Phriday the 13th lived up to it's name here in da 'ville :o

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

The hooligans were out again on the island! :o :o

Next to the

STOP

COBI-Peters

Car tax

signs, there are now signs that say:

START

TAXING

PETERS

I believe it's some obscure biblical reference :rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
The hooligans were out again on the island! :o :o

Next to the

STOP

COBI-Peters

Car tax

signs, there are now signs that say:

START

TAXING

PETERS

I believe it's some obscure biblical reference :rolleyes:

:huh:

..... but What does it all mean?????

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
:lol: the island hooligans :lol:
Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
:huh:

..... but What does it all mean?????

Peters?

Do I hafta send Janet out for past pages involving alternate words for body parts?

ranger Enthusiast
ranger
Posted

Just a poop in. The wizard of Oz and a Love-making yeti all in one day! Here's what it's like to be 24/7 with your husband. IT SUCKS! I am coming out of retirement and amm going to get a job just to get away or I will surely kill him! Or, at least, maime him. Anybody been in this situation? What's a woman to do? :ph34r:

Anyway, it's Nov 14, sunny and 65 and were having a wienie roast! Crazy Ohio weather. B)

My renter moved out ( stiffed me ), so I'm working on the unit to get it rented again. Had to put up some new walls in the bedroom and bath And a new ceiling in the bath. And, he left it filthy. Hope I can get it rented -we really need the bucks.

Got to go eat hot dogs.

Thanks for being so evil and phunny!

Sleezen

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
Peters?

Do I hafta send Janet out for past pages involving alternate words for body parts?

Yes

:lol:

Low brain function ;)

Here's what it's like to be 24/7 with your husband.

:unsure::o

More hobbies needed!!! :D

Warm wevvah????....... :rolleyes: distant memory

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
Here's what it's like to be 24/7 with your husband. IT SUCKS! I am coming out of retirement and amm going to get a job just to get away or I will surely kill him! Or, at least, maime him. Anybody been in this situation? What's a woman to do? :ph34r:

TELL me about it, girlfriend! <_<

I have summers off and really look forward to that time alone. But nooooo, not this year.......always hovering..........can't go anywhere alone..........Him:"Watcha doin?"........"ummm...Dishes." :blink:.....Him:"Where are you?"........."In the bathroom!" <_<

Then there was fall break..... <_<

What's a woman to do?........I think you've already figured it out.......go back to work. :rolleyes:

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