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jerseyangel Proficient
Only had one small can of Red Bull! :rolleyes: ....it's turned me into ADHD Mummy! :lol:

...currently sitting at the computer with one boot on, scraps of 'to do' lists, one arm out of me jacket AND am trying to cook pasta :wacko:

What the WHAAAT?!?!?! .....must.concentrate

<gritting teef!>

:lol:

:lol: Nik!! You sound like me on coffee!! :lol:

Plumber due to arrive any minute wif new terlit :D


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elye Community Regular

Crap, I went to quote Jyaghnutt's confetti, as it was so nice to see Alex's name, and once again I remain agog at J's ability to dig up dis stuff... . . but then I realized that a quote within a quote won't appear.. . ....duhh.. .....

So sorry to hear about your honoUrary aunt, Paghteeigh. :( But how wonderful that Mark had a relative that was so special to you.

Plumber due to arrive any minute wif new terlit :D

HEY! Plumber crack and thumb report, puleeeze!

Darn210 Enthusiast
IJan-knit......does it sound like this weather might hit hard enough/early enough to close school early?

I don't think it will be enough for today . . . and I don't think it will last toooooo long so my hopes aren't up for tomorrow.

Patti's already got herselph a plumber . . . I think she sabotages her plumbing so that she can invite these guys over . . . she's addicted to plumber's crack.

curlyfries Contributor
I don't think it will be enough for today . . . and I don't think it will last toooooo long so my hopes aren't up for tomorrow.

Darn!

Well, on the positive side, maybe this will blow over B)

Patteigh's addicted to plumbers crack! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
HEY! Plumber crack and thumb report, puleeeze!

This one's a patootie! :D Recommended by a phriend/realtor up here. He had to leave fer a while to get a new supply line (?)--didn't have the right size on the truck.

Em, thanks for yer kind woids about Aunt Clara :)

Patti's already got herselph a plumber . . . I think she sabotages her plumbing so that she can invite these guys over . . . she's addicted to plumber's crack.

I know...what is it wif me and plumbers?? :lol: I'm determined to get all the niggling things taken care of here before I leave--cute, wee house but was not maintained as it should have been by the previous owner. Matt's so busy wif work that it's just easier to get it all done whilst I'm here.

Patteigh's addicted to plumbers crack! :lol:

This one's nice and slim--no visible crack. (darn it :lol: ) Thumbs: average. Nice eyes, though B)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
This one's nice and slim--no visible crack. (darn it :lol: ) Thumbs: average. Nice eyes, though B)

Win!!!

T'is nae the size of the thumbs, but what you do with 'em I always say ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
T'is nae the size of the thumbs, but what you do with 'em I always say ;)

True dat, Nik!

Phorgot to report that he smells good too. Pretty good fer a guy wif his hands in terlits all day :P

I mean, when you think about it.... :rolleyes:


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Mark's aunt passed away--the one I've spoken about here....she was 92, an artist, and a really great person. She was more of an aunt to me ever since I've known her (35 years) than my own aunts. I'm going to miss her. Sad thing is that we won't be able to make the funeral--logistically it just can't work out

:( aww, sorry Pads......sounds like she had a good, long run....

:):) TILLYKKE MED FODSELSDAGEN, SOOOOZLE!

(Danish). . . . .....have a sooopah day!

:)

Thanks Emmel!

Happy Birthday Susie!!!

. . . and here's some confetti from ~alex~

CONFETTI!!!!!!!!! Thanks Jan-it........I miss Alex.....love her confetti :lol:

It's Soozle's birfday????!!!!!!!

☻☼☻☼☻☼☻☼☻☼☻☼☻☼☻☼☻☼☻☼☻☼

HAPPY BIRFDAY, SPROOZIE!!!!!!!!!!!

►◄►◄►◄►◄►◄►◄►◄►◄►◄►◄►◄

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Loved yer work so much, had to quote it again :lol:

MUST get on, I seem to be incabable of finishing anything :blink:

Only had one small can of Red Bull! :rolleyes: ....it's turned me into ADHD Mummy! :lol:

...currently sitting at the computer with one boot on, scraps of 'to do' lists, one arm out of me jacket AND am trying to cook pasta :wacko:

What the WHAAAT?!?!?! .....must.concentrate

<gritting teef!>

**SNORTLE**

:lol: LOVE this mental picture, Nik!

Plumber due to arrive any minute wif new terlit

Love when pads says TERLIT :lol:

Patti's already got herselph a plumber . . . I think she sabotages her plumbing so that she can invite these guys over . . . she's addicted to plumber's crack.

This one's nice and slim--no visible crack. (darn it ) Thumbs: average. Nice eyes, though

Phorgot to report that he smells good too. Pretty good fer a guy wif his hands in terlits all day

I mean, when you think about it.... :rolleyes:

Pads gots herself a decent -smelling plumber w/ no crack and nice eyes - sounds promising! ;)

(Pads!! I erased my post on FB - about waking up to birthday wishes - so your very phunny quote was taken away also - so sad!! you MUST write it again - about havin' the plumber there) :lol:

later, sills :)

jerseyangel Proficient
(Pads!! I erased my post on FB - about waking up to birthday wishes - so your very phunny quote was taken away also - so sad!! you MUST write it again - about havin' the plumber there) :lol:

That's ok--I just didn't want you to miss the plumber talk. :lol: Always phunny--and who knows when I'm gonna need another one ;)

elye Community Regular
He had to leave fer a while to get a new supply line (?)--

OMG..... .......hadda get a supply line.... ...of what?........ .. methinks crack......?

:lol:

I'm determined to get all the niggling things taken care of here before I leave--cute, wee house but was not maintained as it should have been by the previous owner. Matt's so busy wif work that it's just easier to get it all done whilst I'm here.

Holy crap... . . ....I wanna Mom like Pahteee!

T'is nae the size of the thumbs, but what you do with 'em I always say ;)

Yup. I likes it when they're twiddling. . . . .....

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Yup. I likes it when they're twiddling. . . . .....

B) Do ya now, Em....??

:lol::lol::P

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PSIOUXIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got you

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and MoetChandon_Nectar_Rose.webp

psawyer Proficient

Good morning from Toronto! 'Tis cold and windy, and yesterday's melted snow is today's ice. :angry:

elye Community Regular

WOW, have I been shovellin'! Now, I think, finally, I am feeling a little Christmassy. Been blaring Christmas choir music, moving decorations around, humming O Holy Night, baking gluten-free crap goodies, and nuttin' was doin' it for me.

We gots 26 cm of psnough -- THAT did it. <_<:rolleyes:

Ya got melting there, POeter? Won't happen here, methinks. 'Til March. <_<:angry:

jerseyangel Proficient

We got us a couple 'o phrozen sillies! :D Yeah Em, nothin like a prolonged shovelin session to bring on the Christmas spirit! :lol:

I remember those days well--lived in Syracuse fer 33 years. Snaugh central <_<

Cold and blustery here today but sunny B)

elye Community Regular

Got yer excellent Christmas card, Pahteeigh! :D Thanks!

Your writing is absolutely bee-oo-tiful.... . . . .....flowing yet serious, whimsical and sincere... . .....were I to analyze your sampling, I think I would peg you as a very together, lovely, professional woman who takes command of situations and leaves everyone breathless and intrigued.

This, and your feet. . . ...... ...

B):D

jerseyangel Proficient
were I to analyze your sampling, I think I would peg you as a very together, lovely, professional woman who takes command of situations and leaves everyone breathless and intrigued.

Well, not quite :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
everyone breathless and intrigued.

Me too!!!! :D

We were [breathless & intrigued] by the 'Houston' postmark, in fact, I thought the postman himself was going to stay while I opened it!!!! :lol:

I jest...Paddeigh is the ONLY person in TexASS to send me mail.

THANK YOU!! :wub:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PSIOUXIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got you

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and MoetChandon_Nectar_Rose.webp

BEVEL!! :wub: loved it all, thank you ;)

I actually DID drink some champagne yesterday, on an empty stomach :blink: NOT good, Sills, not good..... :unsure:

WOW, have I been shovellin'! Now, I think, finally, I am feeling a little Christmassy. Been blaring Christmas choir music, moving decorations around, humming O Holy Night, baking gluten-free crap goodies, and nuttin' was doin' it for me.

We gots 26 cm of psnough -- THAT did it.

Ya got melting there, POeter? Won't happen here, methinks. 'Til March. <_<:angry:

SHOVELING!! don't know how you peeps live in snaugh....I really don't......too tired to even pick up dog poop most of the time, can't IMAGINE shoveling snow.....the ENERGY that would take. I swear I would be snaughed in for the entire winter.......could nae come out until it melted :unsure: might even die, er sumthin......

Thank you, sills, for all of yer birthday wishes. I got through it, which was my only plan and goal. Let's just say, I've had WAY better birthdays. :lol::huh:

stay warm, cold, psnowey sillies!!!!!!!!! :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast

oh, and speaking of picking up dog poop - the guy who invented this came into our office today (with my favorite cowboy named Dudley):

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'tis really quite revolutionary. Shane got one for free, and so did Derek, but not I...I got there too late. <_< I shall see if Dudley can bring me one next time, for cheap. Imagine just scooping all the poop right into the sewer! No more plastic poop bags. :huh:

I gotta invent something.

elye Community Regular

SO glad you had champagne yesterday, Sooooze! :)

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That is something. But.. . .. :huh: .....isn't it just as easy (easier, actually) to flush the poop down the toilet, as I do? I mean, ya gotta carry it to the sewer drain..... . ..I'm just as close to my toilet, usually..... . . ...don't need a hose. . .......just -- flush away. .....

Think I'm missin' sumfin ... .. ... :unsure:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
That is something. But.. . .. :huh: .....isn't it just as easy (easier, actually) to flush the poop down the toilet, as I do? I mean, ya gotta carry it to the sewer drain..... . ..I'm just as close to my toilet, usually..... . . ...don't need a hose. . .......just -- flush away. .....

Think I'm missin' sumfin ... .. ... :unsure:

:unsure: well, I suppose if yer dogs are poopin' inside the house.....it would be much easier to flush the refuse down the terlit........

:huh:

:lol:

are they, Emmel? pooping inside the house? Or do you bring the poop in from outside and flush it down the terlit? I must know :lol:

okay, well.......sometimes I don't scoop the poop for many days:ph34r: then there's a good-sized BAG of doo-doo, would be lovely to throw it down that sewer thingy, and not have bags of poo-poo trash. ;)

That way, there would only be kitteh poo poo in the trash can. Half as much sh!te.

B)

but wait a minute -

:unsure:

just thought of somethin.........

the poop is all over the yard.......so I'd have to put it in some kind of receptacle to get it TO doo doo drain, adn get it in there.......which means........I'd put it all in a bag, most likely, just as I do now.......then have to scoop it OUT of the bag to get it inside the doo-doo drain.......

or......maybe I could put it in some kind of permanent poop carrier/container, which is only used for transport over TO the sewer drain.......so let's say, I"ll use a metal pie tin. So the tin stays outside, year-round, covered in fecal matter, to be used daily to put the poop in the sewer. <blech>

:unsure:

You're right. it's too hard. :lol:

We really do give a lot of thought to all kinds of poop matters here, don't we. :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

:lol: I poop in here fer a minute to see if I missed anything and whaddya know--there's poop talk goin on :lol:

Just another nite in da ville :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
:lol: I poop in here fer a minute to see if I missed anything and whaddya know--there's poop talk goin on :lol:

Just another nite in da ville :P

:lol: just rambling about poop, all by meself, Pads

because we is NO respecter of poops here in da ville....human, animal, yeti, you name it, if it's fecal-related, we will talk about it

:lol:

elye Community Regular

G' Mornin', Poops! :lol:

are they, Emmel? pooping inside the house? Or do you bring the poop in from outside and flush it down the terlit? I must know

:lol: Yup, I use a plastic bag, pick up the two or three poops in our backyard (or DH goes ahead with this -- he oft beats me to it, and this causes quite a stir, both of us clambouring, fighting and elbowing each other as we struggle to be the first out the door), walk into the house with said poop in bag and flush it away. Sometimes takes TWO flushes.

the poop is all over the yard.......so I'd have to put it in some kind of receptacle to get it TO doo doo drain, adn get it in there.......which means........I'd put it all in a bag, most likely, just as I do now.......then have to scoop it OUT of the bag to get it inside the doo-doo drain.......

or......maybe I could put it in some kind of permanent poop carrier/container, which is only used for transport over TO the sewer drain.......so let's say, I"ll use a metal pie tin. So the tin stays outside, year-round, covered in fecal matter, to be used daily to put the poop in the sewer. <blech>

:unsure:

:lol: DIS is phunnee

There is technique that must be honed and perfected... . ...... ..I can dump two or three big poops into the toilet bowl, directly out of said plastic bag, without ANY splash-up or contact made with the bowl. It's quite something, actually, and I think I should be interviewed on CNN, and I should absolutely be featured on Barbara Walters' Most Intriguing People of 2009 special.

:lol:

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