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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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You just reminded me that I never washed my pillows from the last time I spilled wine while drinking in bed. I'm sure those are at the bottom of some stack of something as well. May be easier just to buy new pillows at this point.

I had to buy more socks and undies last weekend because I hadn't done wash in weeks.

hmmmmm . . . I see a trend.

Why in hell do I have so many clothes anyway?

Do I really have to answer that question??

:lol::lol:

I'm pouring myself a drink . . . anyone joining me?

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elye Community Regular
elye
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I'm pouring myself a drink . . . anyone joining me?

Yes! I currently have very low blood sugar - -an excellent thing, as it allows me to pour myself a Bailey's. I shall take it to the fireplace, sit and sip and stare at the fire and our Christmas tree. May coax me husband in there......if not, I'll bring along my ipod touch and chat wif youse guys... .. . .... :rolleyes:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Yippee on Skeeter seeing the lice light at the end of the tunnel....poor girl.

'tis true. That stuff coming down from Vancouver has a rep.

It does even here.....and Shroomie's right- the right coast has ALWAYS been the wrong coast :lol:

hmmm drinking in bed.......

Why does this sound SO great!!!!!!!!!!!??????

Sounds like you don't need to pour yerself a drink - - just walk around the rooms and lick things as you go....

I think we are expensive....you should wait until the new year sales -- you might get two-for-one specials. Or scratch and dent sales, where you'll find a decent Canadian who is a little ugly er sumfin', but still can do yer chores. . ...... :lol:

BOGO Canadiennes! Sweet! Wonder if they carry them at macy's after Christmas. I'd like a new duvet cover, some new underwear, black pants and two Canadians, :lol::huh:

Yes! I currently have very low blood sugar - -an excellent thing, as it allows me to pour myself a Bailey's. I shall take it to the fireplace, sit and sip and stare at the fire and our Christmas tree. May coax me husband in there......if not, I'll bring along my ipod touch and chat wif youse guys... .. . .... :rolleyes:

Sounds SO cozy! Em, are you going to get the snaux too?

elye Community Regular
elye
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Sounds SO cozy! Em, are you going to get the snaux too?

Incredibly, our forecast is for clear skies, sun and -5 over the next few days.... . ........ . B)

elye Community Regular
elye
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Okay......MIL is here.....landed at 12:40 last night.. . ....

:huh:

It begins.. . .. ....

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Okay......MIL is here.....landed at 12:40 last night.. . ....

:huh:

It begins.. . .. ....

Be strong, my friend, be strong....

and lock up the car keys :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Be strong, my friend, be strong....

and lock up the car keys :lol:

Crap.......AND the liquor cabinet.. .... . . . ..... .... . <_<

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Crap.......AND the liquor cabinet.. .... . . . ..... .... . <_<

no...... clear out the liquor cabinet yourself

OMG!! School's done, play's done, floor's mopped. I feel so liberated!!

I don't have to get up at 4am!! although I did.....just cuz it seems like a good habit to keep hold of...but I don't have leave on the 6:20am boat!! I could take the 7:05 and see all my friends!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Be strong, my friend, be strong....

and lock up the car keys :lol:

. . . and bubble wrap the chidlins.

I don't have to get up at 4am!! although I did.....just cuz it seems like a good habit to keep hold of...but I don't have leave on the 6:20am boat!! I could take the 7:05 and see all my friends!!

Well, that's just crazy talk!!! Jess, it's awfully early in the morning to be drinkin' . . . unless of course you're still drinking from last night.

Headed east in about an hour. This is normally a 10 hour drive but our endpoint got about 20 inches of snow on Saturday so we'll see how this goes. May be stopping somewhere along the way and making it a two day trip.

I'll be on sporadically (as if I wasn't before) but just in case, Have a Merry Christmas everyone!!! :D

elye Community Regular
elye
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Merry Christmas, Jyagh-nutt! Safe, sane travels to you and yer gang!

Gads, it has begun.. . . . . big, in-law infested dinner here last night. .. . . ....drank too much and ate a'plenty. icon8.gificon8.gificon8.gif

And we have, what, four more full shopping days until this madness is over? :wacko:

Bah, humbug... ....... ...need to get outta dis phunk. . ......... :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Bye Janet!!! <waving frantically> Have fun!!

Was at bro's house for a solstice party last night. Lots of musicians and massage people. A nice mellow bunch. I should bathe..... I'm enjoying being alone in my house, with no immediate expectations upon me.

elye Community Regular
elye
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I should bathe..... I'm enjoying being alone in my house, with no immediate expectations upon me.

Yep... . . .Jyesss's chicken coops are clean......it's all good.. . . ..... B):D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I'm enjoying being alone in my house, with no immediate expectations upon me.

Yes! Tis a special kind of calm :rolleyes:

Have phun, Jan-it!! Saphe travels :D The roads outta be clean by the time you get there.

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curlyfries
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Gads, it has begun.. . . . . big, in-law infested dinner here last night. .. . . ....drank too much and ate a'plenty. icon8.gificon8.gificon8.gif

And we have, what, four more full shopping days until this madness is over? :wacko:

Bah, humbug... ....... ...need to get outta dis phunk. . ......... :rolleyes:

Yup........spent yesterday at in-laws.......what a noisy crowd!

Some white elephant gifts seen last night...........a chewed up dog toy, a gawdy Christmas sweater, 8-track tapes, a box of old reading glasses, a box of petrified biscuits from Popeye's, a used toilet seat.

I'm getting through the holidays by reminding myself that it's almost over ;)

Bye Jan-knit!!!!! Come back safely!!! Don't bring back any convicts!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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I should bathe..... I'm enjoying being alone in my house, with no immediate expectations upon me.

:huh: I know nothing about which you speak, but it sounds GOOD!!

a used toilet seat.

icon8.gif

:lol:

I'm getting through the holidays by reminding myself that it's almost over ;)

I like the cut of your jib madam ;)

Saphe travels Gian-kneet!!!! :-)

elye Community Regular
elye
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Wherever you are.. . ...

:D:D:D:D HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOOOOOOODIE!!! :D:D:D:D

Hope we see you peekin' in here.. . . . ......

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celiac-mommy
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I think I'm still hung over from Saturday night. My stomach is soooooo sour this morning, can't seem to shake it. The older I get, the longer it lasts....

Odd weekend, 62 degrees at the beach-Oregon coast in Dec.?!?!?! BIG arse Christmas party, lots o fun, except the host lurved my "toe cleavage" and asked to touch it :blink: What do you say to that????? But had a nice time away with the hubbie overall.

Soooooo ready to enjoy Christmas with the fam. Kids are so excited, AND a coworker asked to take most of my call for New Years weekend--hoooorayyyyy!!!!

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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@@@@@@@@@HAPPY BURFDAY JOODIE- wherever you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@

elye Community Regular
elye
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All right, Psills... .. ........stay tuned. . ....... .. ......MIL has just gone out in my car. . . ......

:unsure:

:unsure:

:unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Well that was quick, Em....didn't she just get there yesterday, er sumphin??

Oye.....

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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What does she do wilst in yer car?????? :huh:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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What does she do wilst in yer car?????? :huh:

Runs into stuff :ph34r:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
What does she do wilst in yer car?????? :huh:

And pieces fall apart into her hands :ph34r:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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And pieces fall apart into her hands :ph34r:

*snort*... remember the car stereo??

elye Community Regular
elye
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Runs into stuff :ph34r:

And pieces fall apart into her hands :ph34r:

OMG... . . . . ....and are strewn along the highway... ...... . ...under corpses and shards of metal debris.... ...

*snort*... remember the car stereo??

:lol: Yes, and I must say that was the least serious of the many... . ...changes...... . that have happened with my cars after MIL has brought them home over the years. Missing side mirrors (BOTH sides), missing windshield wipers (snapped right off........how does this happen?), crushed license plates, bits of Jack's bicycle imbedded in the tires, large splatters of blood along the front bumper... . . .....

Truly terrifying.

I actually have not yet been out into the garage since she got home. :unsure:

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