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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

Ah, Miss Mary is a book in herself.

Wow, Shrooomie... .. is she ever! How lucky all were and are to have Miss Mary in their lives.... .she does sound like an extraordinary, awe-inspiring woman! Like a character from Bryce Courtenay. .. .. ...have you read any of his novels? Miss Mary is there, in a number of his unforgettable heroines.. . .. .....:)

Just got back from the drug store. Went to the Shoppers Drug Mart that is further away than my regular haunt, as it has a bigger freezer section. I happened to hit EVERY red light (should have counted - - probably eight intersections). It was hell. I'm closin' my eyes again.. . . . ...... :rolleyes:


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jerseyangel Proficient

SILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

I'm back from the land of the uber wealthy

Could nae be happier for you, Soozle!! :D

Ah, Miss Mary is a book in herself.

Shroomie, what an amazing woman--such a compelling story! You are a wonderful friend to her :)

Having a glass of wine and some roasted almonds.....going to grill out in a little bit.

curlyfries Contributor

SILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

I'm back from the land of the uber wealthy - WHAT A TIME was had - can't even DESCRIBE how much fun, with these girls, some I've known my whole life.......can't even TELL you how comfy, rebellious, elegant and still SO MUCH FUN our hostess is/was..........and I can't even tell you because I am SOOOOOOOOO TIRED :wacko:

How did my life turn and become so blessed all of a sudden? *sniff* (hint: the right antidepressant really did do WONDERS!!!)

Giving MANY thanks to God for answered prayers........good friends and finally, some JOY!!

:)

Sooooo glad to hear this, Sooze! You deserved it!

........wait until we teach her our magic symbols :lol: :lol:

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Yes! Ya beat me to it, Psoooze. .. ....

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jerseyangel Proficient

I happened to hit EVERY red light (should have counted - - probably eight intersections). It was hell. I'm closin' my eyes again.. . . . ...... :rolleyes:

Nope....still won't be blind even fer 3 days. I'll just crank up the radio, open up the winders, and make the best of it :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient

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Always love Leeseigh's pretty, colorful posts :D

kareng Grand Master

was only ONE night - - less than 24 hours, and eight of that was in the car with a WHINING dingo............drove me MAD.....sedated her but still she paced MADLY on the way down...........and, she could not FIND me in the house!!! :lol: :lol: would hear my voice from somewhere (three floors and also with outdoor living areas)............was the funniest thing EVER!!! she had a GRAND time........squirrels aplenty ;)

Poor Dingo-dog. Last time she was in a car, an evil vacuum attacked her & threw her out the window. No wonder she was nervous. I probably couldn't get Puppy back in a car after that.

:lol: I'm still three or so pages behind but........wait until we teach her our magic symbols :lol: :lol:

:blink:Ooohhh!!!! AAHHH!!!

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AAAAANNNNNNNND:

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WOW!!!

kareng Grand Master

Having a glass of wine and some roasted almonds.....going to grill out in a little bit.

ITS ICY SNOW SLUSHING HERE. Am green with envy!!


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Jestgar Rising Star

Happy for Sooze. Happy to know that Miss Mary is in the world at the same time as I. Happy for symbology of sillyland. :)

just happy

um, and I passed my midterm, happy for that too.

curlyfries Contributor

Happy for Sooze. Happy to know that Miss Mary is in the world at the same time as I. Happy for symbology of sillyland. :)

just happy

um, and I passed my midterm, happy for that too.

WOO-HOO!!!

firecracker.webp

You go girl!

Course, I knew you would, anyway ;)

elye Community Regular

um, and I passed my midterm, happy for that too.

:D :D :D :D :D :D

That is SoOOoooooOOOo good. Jyessss is our Brainy One.

jerseyangel Proficient

um, and I passed my midterm, happy for that too.

Of course you did!!!!! Congrats!!!! :D

firecracker.webp

Ditto, because I don't know how to do this....but if I could I would shoot off phireworks fer ya, Jess :D :D :D

mushroom Proficient

And WHO is this Miss Mary - is she your aunt? sounds amazing......Bevel is right, we are going to be SPEEDING around wrecklessly when we is quite old ;)

Yeah, she is amazing. Just on Thursday she was talking about buying her granddaughter's car she left behind when she went back to CA. I said, Maary, what would you do with it? She (defensively): I've got the money! I CAN DRIVE!!! Me, Yeah, I'm sure you can, but safely? legally? She: Welllll, I don't have a license--do you think they would give me one? (Probably hasn't driven a car in 50 years! :lol: ) She has trouble cutting off telephone calls, but wants a computer because she is missing out on so much, and she knows it. But imagine, Mary and a computer!!! BWaHaHaHaHa!. If only she knew how we curse the darned things sometimes. Her love of a computer would last no longer than the first error message, which would proably happen in the first ten seconds.

Wow, Shrooomie... .. is she ever! How lucky all were and are to have Miss Mary in their lives.... .she does sound like an extraordinary, awe-inspiring woman! Like a character from Bryce Courtenay. .. .. ...have you read any of his novels? Miss Mary is there, in a number of his unforgettable heroines.. . .. .....:)

Have nae read any of his books, Em, but often contemplated them. At one point I decided I was going to write Miss Mary's story and even started taking tape recorders over for that purpose, but I was too late, unfortunately, as the stories became more and more rambling and circuitous and repetitive and just a stream of consciousness without any connections. I tried to transcribe and make some sense of it but it was a hopeless task. :( Sad, because she keeps saying, "I could write a book!" and if we could get it all together between us we could for sure.

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Iffen I were still in school they would put me in the slow learners class :rolleyes::huh::unsure:

curlyfries Contributor

Iffen I were still in school they would put me in the slow learners class :rolleyes::huh::unsure:

Tis easy, really!

Just push Alt and a number, and see what you get! You do need to highlight and increase the size, as they show up rather small.

mushroom Proficient

Of course you did!!!!! Congrats!!!! :D

How did I miss that?? Well done!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Tis easy, really!

Just push Alt and a number, and see what you get! You do need to highlight and increase the size, as they show up rather small.

I only get numbers :huh:

Is it different on a lap top/desk top?

curlyfries Contributor

I only get numbers :huh:

Is it different on a lap top/desk top?

Dunno....never tried on a lap top. You have to hold down the alt key while you push a number

Jestgar Rising Star

Tis easy, really!

Just push Alt and a number, and see what you get! You do need to highlight and increase the size, as they show up rather small.

Even easier, find someone's post that you like and hit 'reply', then erase the quote notations.

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elye Community Regular

Dunno....never tried on a lap top. You have to hold down the alt key while you push a number

... . .You also need to hit "NUM LOCK" before you press ALT and your number(s)...

jerseyangel Proficient

... . .You also need to hit "NUM LOCK" before you press ALT and your number(s)...

Yep--I looked it up....now the problem I have is I don't seem to have NUM LOCK.

psawyer Proficient

Yep--I looked it up....now the problem I have is I don't seem to have NUM LOCK.

On my ThinkPad, NUM LOCK is <shift>SCROLL LOCK on the upper right of the keyboard.

jerseyangel Proficient

I'm using a Dell laptop and I have no "locks" at all except the caps lock.

There's sumphin here called "prnt scrn" on the upper right next to "insert" and "delete". :blink:

curlyfries Contributor

I only get numbers :huh:

... . .You also need to hit "NUM LOCK" before you press ALT and your number(s)...

If Patteigh is getting numbers, then why would the problem be the "NUM LOCK"? :unsure:

I'm confused :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient

I'm confused :blink:

Yeah, me too--but say-la-vee! If I want to use a wee heart er sumphin, I'll just copy it offa somebody else's post. :P

Good Sunday mornin' peeps! :D

Darn210 Enthusiast

Mornin' Patti . . . and everybody else.

I just wanted to report that a miracle did occur last night . . . Smackl asked for more broccoli.

Jestgar Rising Star

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I just wanted to report that a miracle did occur last night . . . Smackl asked for more broccoli.

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