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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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For those eagerly awaiting the return of FlashForward on TV, Open Original Shared Link

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Mtndog
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Perhaps this video will rectify any confusion over my previous "Lint-Licker" status on Da Book and you will all greatly fructify your senses of humor

YOU BISCUIT EATING BULLDOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Perhaps this video will rectify any confusion over my previous "Lint-Licker" status on Da Book and you will all greatly fructify your senses of humor

YOU BISCUIT EATING BULLDOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: stinky mcstink face :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

You Biscuit eating Bulldog!

This may become my whole family's favorite thing to call someone. Might use it & "fructify" Sunday night with FIL. Not sure me boys will think being called "a bulldog" is an insult. We :wub: love :wub: all dogs.

Where is everyone? Got hot dates? Hub & Boy Scout (14yr) are camping, 17 yr old is eating greasy junk & seeing very scary movie with friends.

elye Community Regular
elye
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We :wub: love :wub: all dogs.

Aaaaahhhh, Kherrighnn .. . . .....we just KNEW you were meant to be here. . . . . . .....um, we all kind of.. . . ... . ...well, luuuuurrrve dogs in this place. . . . .....

Now, the next piece of administrative business we must attend to is getting you onto facebook. Um....unless you are already there.. . . .. . . . .then, we simply must all become your friends so that we have a parallel virtual community from which to jump back and forth, hither and yon. . . . ....:rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Aaaaahhhh, Kherrighnn .. . . .....we just KNEW you were meant to be here. . . . . . .....um, we all kind of.. . . ... . ...well, luuuuurrrve dogs in this place. . . . .....

Now, the next piece of administrative business we must attend to is getting you onto facebook. Um....unless you are already there.. . . .. . . . .then, we simply must all become your friends so that we have a parallel virtual community from which to jump back and forth, hither and yon. . . . ....:rolleyes:

I tried 3 months ago in a brain fog to make a facebook account. I put the wrong email & promptly forgot the password. Teens were so disgusted with me, they said I should not be on facebook. Might cause the site to collapse. Also, not sure I want people from my "sordid" past to find me. Perhaps, if I spelled my name that way...Maybe I will try again.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Ok. I think I now have a facebook account. I wrote down the password. What happens next? Is there a sadistic initiation rite? Must I get a tatoo? Wear a weird orange toga - wait I think that's the Hari Krishnas.

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Must phind Khar-in on da book.....

In the "small world" dept--we just had an old friend/colleague of Mark's who happens to be in town over for dinner. He lives in Seattle and his wife is doing a bike marathon tomorrow in the same town where Jess lives.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Good Sunday morning, Pholks!

Well, at 3:15 pm Eastern Standard time, the BIG hockey game begins -- the gold medal match-up to beat em' all, Canada vs USA... . ....:):).. . . . .tickets for two at GM Place are going for $1600.00, and on-line sellers are asking upwards of $10,000.00 a ticket. :blink: What kind of madness is DIS??

In the "small world" dept--we just had an old friend/colleague of Mark's who happens to be in town over for dinner. He lives in Seattle and his wife is doing a bike marathon tomorrow in the same town where Jess lives.

Crap, Pattteigh, I thought you were going to say that he has been in my ho'tub!

.....:unsure: .. .....Um.. . . .did you think to ASK him if he's been in my ho'tub?.. .. . .......

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Must phind Khar-in on da book.....

In the "small world" dept--we just had an old friend/colleague of Mark's who happens to be in town over for dinner. He lives in Seattle and his wife is doing a bike marathon tomorrow in the same town where Jess lives.

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It's a good day not to be on the roads, 5000 bicyclists in varying degrees of preparedness descend on our little island and the streets become impassable for about 6 hours.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Open Original Shared Link

It's a good day not to be on the roads, 5000 bicyclists in varying degrees of preparedness descend on our little island and the streets become impassable for about 6 hours.

Yes, that's it!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

About 2 miles of the route is my weekend walking route. I'll wave to everyone as they pass, so you can tell Mark's buddy that I said 'hi' to his wife. :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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About 2 miles of the route is my weekend walking route. I'll wave to everyone as they pass, so you can tell Mark's buddy that I said 'hi' to his wife. :D

:D:D:D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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.....:unsure: .. .....Um.. . . .did you think to ASK him if he's been in my ho'tub?.. .. . .......

Psyllie me! I did not, although it may be prudent to begin screening people about that--I mean, ya never know...... :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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tickets for two at GM Place are going for $1600.00, and on-line sellers are asking upwards of $10,000.00 a ticket.

So are you going??? :lol:

"Yes, I'd like 4 of the $10,000 seats please......" :rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Must phind Khar-in on da book.....

Should knot tiep until I've had coughfee. How do I find you on da-book? I have been able to find me own ;) book account several times now. That's a step in the rite direction.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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That was the funnest walk I've had in a very long time. Recumbent bikes, two person bikes, one guy on a unicycle, somebody with a baby trailer.

Patti, have Mark ask his buddy if his wife was the one with shiny streamers attached to her helmet and a stereo blasting 'men without hats'.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Psyllie me! I did not, although it may be prudent to begin screening people about that--I mean, ya never know...... :P

:lol: Yes... . ..and at one time, it apparently was somebody with crutches.. . . .. .... . ..

"Yes, I'd like 4 of the $10,000 seats please......" :rolleyes:

Yup.. . . . . .....I'm actually responding from my ipod.....we're in Vancouver, heading to the arena in our hired stretch limo.. . . .... . ..

Gaaaaaaaaads......in my DREAMS.. . . ... <_<:rolleyes:

Should knot tiep until I've had coughfee. How do I find you on da-book? I have been able to find me own ;) book account several times now. That's a step in the rite direction.

Kehrrighn, we need to know yer last name.. . . . .....then we can all search ya out and send friend requests. You can PM it to us, if ya like.. . . .. . . ...

Now, are you SURE you know what you're doin'???.. . . . . . .... :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Aaaaahhhh, Kherrighnn .. . . .....we just KNEW you were meant to be here. . . . . . .....um, we all kind of.. . . ... . ...well, luuuuurrrve dogs in this place.

Yes- puppers and kittehs ALL around!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub: :wub:

Ok. I think I now have a facebook account. I wrote down the password. What happens next? Is there a sadistic initiation rite? Must I get a tatoo? Wear a weird orange toga - wait I think that's the Hari Krishnas.

Oh, you'll see! Here's my Open Original Shared Link Add me as a friend and I'll initiate you (why don't we have a DEVIL emoticon?).

Good Sunday morning, Pholks!

Well, at 3:15 pm Eastern Standard time, the BIG hockey game begins -- the gold medal match-up to beat em' all, Canada vs USA... . ....:):).. . . . .tickets for two at GM Place are going for $1600.00, and on-line sellers are asking upwards of $10,000.00 a ticket. :blink: What kind of madness is DIS??

THAT is insane but I can't wait for the game!!!!! Don't tell anyone here, but I AM rooting for you guys. I'm going to miss the Olympics when they're over!

Open Original Shared Link

I love Seattle! Jess- Does Apolo Anton Ohno live nearby? Do you hang out wif him a lot? He seems like a nice guy :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Yeay, Emmel. Now all Canucks can have a big PARTAY!!! WELL DONE CANADA!!!

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
Posted

Yeay, Emmel. Now all Canucks can have a big PARTAY!!! WELL DONE CANADA!!!

Yes, congratulations Canada for a well played game and win:

Open Original Shared Link

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Sort of OT, but I piled a bunch of stinky workout clothes on the bathroom floor to await the washer. I just went in to collect them up and Lylie-bear is happily stretched out on them. :wub: :wub:

The must smell like "mom" :blink::huh::wub:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Sort of OT, but I piled a bunch of stinky workout clothes on the bathroom floor to await the washer. I just went in to collect them up and Lylie-bear is happily stretched out on them. :wub: :wub:

The must smell like "mom" :blink::huh::wub:

Aw-w-w-w-w-w :D

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Yeay, Emmel. Now all Canucks can have a big PARTAY!!! WELL DONE CANADA!!!

Dear gawd.. .. .. . . . .... .. . . ......... .. .. . ... . .:wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

I'm too old for this. . .. . . . . ....

WHAT. A. PARTY.

We're in trouble, as it is a work night and alcohol is flying everywhere. . . . . . .....I think my kids are even drinking.. . . . .. . ......:lol:

Such a close, intense, fantastic game for ANY hockey fan. . .... . ... . ...

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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WHAT. A. PARTY.

:)

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