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[jerseyangel]

Werry slow here.... still don't get it

Shroomie--iPon=tampon

Glad I wasn't the only one

[celiac-mommy]

Werry slow here.... still don't get it

Took me a sec too

iPad=pad (girlie kind)

iPon=tampon, cuz when you wear a tampon you're supposed to be able to do anything, swim, bike, mt. climb, waterski, horseback riding :lol:

[celiac-mommy]

just keeps getting WEIRDER!! I just ran into my ex-step-grandmother and grandfather cuz he's in the hospital and will probably have surgery and then who should come around the corner, but my ex-stepmom who I haven't seen in like 6 years. She refused to speak to me after the divorce even though I was on her side I don't blame her with my dad being the prick he is. I called her name and she looked at me with a mix of shock, happiness and semi-horror....I ran over and gave her a huge hug. We're all good now Sad that she's the only one of his mistresses I actually liked

[Mtndog]

Yikes Raychelle- someone needs an iPoon (harpoon).

[mushroom]

iPad=pad (girlie kind)

iPon=tampon, cuz when you wear a tampon you're supposed to be able to do anything, swim, bike, mt. climb, waterski, horseback riding :lol:

Wot dose?? Forgot about them years ago And the first time, I diddna know ya wuz supposed to take de cardboard out T'was not very comfortable on ma bicyclette.

[Jestgar]

Wot dose?? Forgot about them years ago And the first time, I diddna know ya wuz supposed to take de cardboard out T'was not very comfortable on ma bicyclette.

:lol:

[jerseyangel]

:lol: Shroomie said "bicyclette" :lol:

[kareng]

Werry slow here.... still don't get it

(whispering) Shroomie - I think they might be making a pun on "Tampon". Not completely sure. Sometimes thier word play is a bit of a stretch. Shh! Don't want them mad at me.

[kareng]

(whispering) Shroomie - I think they might be making a pun on "Tampon". Not completely sure. Sometimes thier word play is a bit of a stretch. Shh! Don't want them mad at me.

I just posted this & then the whole next page that wasn't there a minute ago appeared. Whooow!

[celiac-mommy]

Wot dose?? Forgot about them years ago And the first time, I diddna know ya wuz supposed to take de cardboard out T'was not very comfortable on ma bicyclette.

[DingoGirl]

I've been using wine--pretty darn effective in large enough doses

Pads! sorry about yer neck/head pain........'tis a major bummer. I also do try to get myself half-knocked out w/ wine during the really bad times

Happened to me when I started doing P90X, went away when I stopped doing it and moved onto Insanity. It's OK since Shaun T is SOOOOOO much better looking looking than Tony Horton

What is the name of this phake Wen? I must phind it and try it!! How much is it??

Wait - P90X is that Shaun T guy? Very animated man whose infomercials I watch when insomniatic? he drives me nuts Is this the workout you're doing? egads..........looks like quite a punishing one.........

The fake Wen - I don't know what it's called, you just go into Sally's and ask for it. BUT - listen up - today I used the REAL Wen and........there IS a difference. So now I'm not sure. I feel like the fake Wen makes my hair more......crispy? But who knows. It's about $12 and my hair is so fried and problematic that I don't know what to think, really.

Real Wen made it silkier today......but almost slimy by late afternoon.

*sigh*

but RACHELLLL! I don't think anyone's family drama matches yours.....good Lord woman! 'tis amazing you have such a sense of humor and.......now I know why yer gots such a plucky spirit. But..........what horrifying drama! I can see why the wodka was needed

Had one of those "new wife" creatures in our family for awhile. Everything had to be about her or she had a fit. At least your's has the sense to realize she should hide.

*snort*

complete with pear themed dinners all over town. Blech! :lol: Problem is the sperm pear trees are already in bloom early and may not last until then (hmmm...the parallels are striking!)

Bevel

Is Psimon home yet? Poor widdle kitty

and hugs to you

Wot dose?? Forgot about them years ago And the first time, I diddna know ya wuz supposed to take de cardboard out T'was not very comfortable on ma bicyclette.

oh, ouch

Yes, the smell of sperm spring is definitely in the air..........darndest thing is, now I can almost ONLY smell sperm outside

HI SILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

took a 20-mile bike ride today.....have I told youse guys I've sort of taken up cycling? speaking of vaginas tampons (OUCH).......

I"m desperate to get in shape.

and

When I read this thread, between my *SNACKLES* I realize how much I MISS you guys. *sniff*

off to shower and then........favorite thing of all..........climbing into bed with babies and books and such - I'm betting that scary Bachelor is voted off DWTS tonight (yes, I'm sorry to say I got sucked in this season)

[jerseyangel]

Does me 'eart good to come on and see a long Soozle post

Back to "Lost"....this show is gonna drive me round the bend--but I've stuck it out fer 6 seasons and there's like 4 more episodes after tonight and I've got all this time invested......oye

But I still don't understand half of what I'm watching

[curlyfries]

Lovin the iPon talk, sperm trees , crazy relatives...(my mom went through four husbands, but not that much drama . Although, #3 I didn't like from the first time I met him, then she comes home one day and says they got married ......turned out to be a real a$$hat )

When I read this thread, between my *SNACKLES* I realize how much I MISS you guys. *sniff*

So glad we were missed ......does that mean we can expect to see you more often?

Still haven't recovered from last weekend......trying to get caught up on dishes, laundry, and general housecleaning....

.....but I am so danged POOPED!

.....and I'm seriously thinkin about going to a salsa club tomorrow night

[DingoGirl]

Back to "Lost"....this show is gonna drive me round the bend--but I've stuck it out fer 6 seasons and there's like 4 more episodes after tonight and I've got all this time invested......oye

But I still don't understand half of what I'm watching

Pads ya shoulda been smart and given up on it during season two, as I did But I can't believe no one can STILL figure it out - madness - I really doubt they're going to wrap it up nicely for youse all in the end, either. then you'll all be mad for LIFE x 500

So glad we were missed ......does that mean we can expect to see you more often?

Still haven't recovered from last weekend......trying to get caught up on dishes, laundry, and general housecleaning....

.....but I am so danged POOPED!

.....and I'm seriously thinkin about going to a salsa club tomorrow night

Leesargh! Yes, I plan to make more regular visits. Have adjusted to new job, and am not letting my boss BOSS me as much - she keeps me hostage there! (well, we do ride bikes in the afternoon, AND go to dog park - those parts unpaid but necessary - but sometimes I'm not getting home until 8-ish!).

So glad you guys are dancing! Salsa this weekend........oye! Nutty Lady -

You know, I H-A-A-A-A-A-T-E-D my stepfather when my mom was first dating him, about 19-20 years ago, two years or so after my dad died. We were all pretty scared about this relationship - and how wacky my mom went for a while......and then they eloped. Then they got divorced. Then they eloped again. And........he has changed so much, as have I. I LOVE him now - he's grown up and found his career, at which he excels, 10 years as a realtor now - he is incredibly kind to me, my mom, and to our family. Blessing in disguise.

Forgot what else. Emmel said sumthin' funny earlier.........now I don't remember. Always love Jess's succinct one-word commentaries.

(GEOSS - WHAT is that dog chart? I MUST know at ONCE!)

Off to bed.......having a wine-free week............funny how much better I feel

[elye]

(whispering) Shroomie - I think they might be making a pun on "Tampon". Not completely sure. Sometimes thier word play is a bit of a stretch. Shh! Don't want them mad at me.

I just posted this & then the whole next page that wasn't there a minute ago appeared. Whooow!

Well, Kerrighnne, perhaps next time you will hesitate before passing such negative judgment on our puns and wordplay -- that little, sudden page trick was just a warning, and demonstrates simply an iota of what we can carry out.. . . ... .....

Yes, the smell of sperm spring is definitely in the air..........darndest thing is, now I can almost ONLY smell sperm outside

Dear gawd... . . . . . . ... :lol:

The Fake Wen.. . . . .....this sounds like a red-herring-type time that one gives out in hopes of avoiding an unpleasant meeting. ....... . . .Jeez, but I don't wanna meet him for a drink after work - - such a loser. He'll ask me what time, and I'll just give him a Fake When....tell him I'll be at the bar at six, but I'll really show up with the girls at nine".. . . . ...

[quote name='curlyfries' date='13 April 2010 - 10:37 PM'

.....and I'm seriously thinkin about going to a salsa club tomorrow night

[kareng]

Well, Kerrighnne, perhaps next time you will hesitate before passing such negative judgment on our puns and wordplay -- that little, sudden page trick was just a warning, and demonstrates simply an iota of what we can carry out.. . . ... .....

Your power is awesome! Please forgive me!

The sperm tree in my front yard is in full stinky bloom. The robins like it. They always have a nest in it. Of course birds cannot smell.

Leaving this evening to join the robotics team in Atlanta for the Nationals. Afraid our poor bot will be run over but we will have fun!

[Jestgar]

As soon as the competitions are over, start those kids working on a motorized swimming leg for Lisa's hubby.

[kareng]

As soon as the competitions are over, start those kids working on a motorized swimming leg for Lisa's hubby.

Funny you should say that... Dean Kamen, the founder & god of FIRST robotics has a company that makes prosthetics. I'll see what the kids come up with. Afraid it might involve "pool noodles" & hydraulics.

[jerseyangel]

Pads ya shoulda been smart and given up on it during season two, as I did

True dat! Just thinking about all those hours I spent watching something I didn't "get" makes me pheel like an idiot. Alls I can say is the finale better be good.....or at the very least, make sense

Well, Kerrighnne, perhaps next time you will hesitate before passing such negative judgment on our puns and wordplay -- that little, sudden page trick was just a warning, and demonstrates simply an iota of what we can carry out.. . . ... .....

<giggle>

So, this phake Wen--does it contain wheat too? I'd love to try Wen but it would surely make me sick

[celiac-mommy]

Wait - P90X is that Shaun T guy? Very animated man whose infomercials I watch when insomniatic? he drives me nuts Is this the workout you're doing? egads..........looks like quite a punishing one.........

P90X guy is Tony Horton. He IS annoying and not so hot. Shaun T, however does Insanity. It is, literally, insane, but Shaun is H-O-T so it's worth it!

The fake Wen - I don't know what it's called, you just go into Sally's and ask for it. BUT - listen up - today I used the REAL Wen and........there IS a difference. So now I'm not sure. I feel like the fake Wen makes my hair more......crispy? But who knows. It's about $12 and my hair is so fried and problematic that I don't know what to think, really.

Real Wen made it silkier today......but almost slimy by late afternoon.

Real Wen is all about the silky, smooth hair. If it was slimy by afternoon, you probably used too much. I use about 1/2 of what they recommend. I don't want crunchy curls

but RACHELLLL! I don't think anyone's family drama matches yours.....good Lord woman! 'tis amazing you have such a sense of humor and.......now I know why yer gots such a plucky spirit. But..........what horrifying drama! I can see why the wodka was needed

If I didn't laugh about it, I would probably go insane. I called my mother (who is amazing!!!) and told her all about it. We were both crying from laughing so hard. It is all totally rediculous!

Well, Kerrighnne, perhaps next time you will hesitate before passing such negative judgment on our puns and wordplay -- that little, sudden page trick was just a warning, and demonstrates simply an iota of what we can carry out.. . . ... .....

Dear gawd... . . . . . . ... :lol:

The Fake Wen.. . . . .....this sounds like a red-herring-type time that one gives out in hopes of avoiding an unpleasant meeting. ....... . . .Jeez, but I don't wanna meet him for a drink after work - - such a loser. He'll ask me what time, and I'll just give him a Fake When....tell him I'll be at the bar at six, but I'll really show up with the girls at nine".. . . . ...

All of it!

[elye]

Well, Psills.. . . ...I have some news that is making me really sad. We have found out that Charlie, our big, loveable rescue that we've had since October, has heartworm. This is a horrible diagnosis - - symptoms don't appear until there are a lot of worms in the heart, and by this time the treatment is long, very expensive, and can kill the dog depending on how advanced the illness is.

It was diagnosed by the routine bloodwork that he just had done..... . .. they are sending another test to a lab in Toronto that does a more involved analysis, as there can be false positives. But my vet has told me to be prepared for the illness to be there.

Don't think I'll be doing another rescue, particularly of an older dog. We haven't had a xray or ultrasound done on his heart yet, but it looks like poor Charlie has had this disease for a while, as we realize he has some symptoms that suggest it is advanced (coughing, not a whole lot of stamina). The irresponsible, abusive people that had him before us for a few years never gave him the preventative medication. DH suspects that they may have surrendered him because THEY got the diagnosis in the fall.

Anyways, buyer beware... . ... . . .. :( Poor, poor Charlie......I am hoping, hoping for a call from my vet that says "it's okay! It was a false positive!"

I thought of everything, everything, to check out before we adopted him - - all his immunizations, neutering, etc. But heartworm testing and past meds were not mentioned, and I never thought of it.

So, the agonizing wait for the vet's call.. . . . ....then we likely have some agonizing decisions to make.. .. . . .... ...

Yuck. Not a great fiscal year. . . ....!

[kareng]

Well, Psills.. . . ...I have some news that is making me really sad. We have found out that Charlie, our big, loveable rescue that we've had since October, has heartworm. This is a horrible diagnosis - - symptoms don't appear until there are a lot of worms in the heart, and by this time the treatment is long, very expensive, and can kill the dog depending on how advanced the illness is.

It was diagnosed by the routine bloodwork that he just had done..... . .. they are sending another test to a lab in Toronto that does a more involved analysis, as there can be false positives. But my vet has told me to be prepared for the illness to be there.

Don't think I'll be doing another rescue, particularly of an older dog. We haven't had a xray or ultrasound done on his heart yet, but it looks like poor Charlie has had this disease for a while, as we realize he has some symptoms that suggest it is advanced (coughing, not a whole lot of stamina). The irresponsible, abusive people that had him before us for a few years never gave him the preventative medication. DH suspects that they may have surrendered him because THEY got the diagnosis in the fall.

Anyways, buyer beware... . ... . . .. :( Poor, poor Charlie......I am hoping, hoping for a call from my vet that says "it's okay! It was a false positive!"

I thought of everything, everything, to check out before we adopted him - - all his immunizations, neutering, etc. But heartworm testing and past meds were not mentioned, and I never thought of it.

So, the agonizing wait for the vet's call.. . . . ....then we likely have some agonizing decisions to make.. .. . . .... ...

Yuck. Not a great fiscal year. . . ....!

Oh Em! I'm so sorry! Here they test them before they are allowed to be adopted. He has spent the last few months with your family in a happy home.

[celiac-mommy]

Geeze, Em! This breaks my heart. Saying prayers for you and your Charlie now

You guys are amazing for rescuing him and he's so lucky to have you!

[jerseyangel]

Em, I'm so awfully sorry to hear this. I know how happy Charlie was to have you all and vice-verse. It just doesn't seem fair

Please keep us posted, and I hope that the call you get from the vet is, if not great news, better than what is feared.

(((hug)))

[DingoGirl]

Oh Emmel

I PRAY he is okay....he HAS had a wonderful home and sister in his months with you..........this breaks my heart -

Keep us posted................