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jerseyangel Proficient

Ugggggh--I had a guy ask me if he could touch my toe cleavage once....twas a bit creepy!

Ewwwwwwwww--I think that is a lot creepy :o


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kareng Grand Master

Errmmm.... I gots wicked butt jeans (helps to have such a wicked butt following me around), stylin heeled boots, but no lacy bras. Never found one that didn't itch. I'm thinkin bright pink, paper-thin clingy T with a denim jacket? I have a red lacy tank top... that has cleavage!

Yes the pink! I agree, pretty undergarments can be very ucomfortable.

Ugggggh--I had a guy ask me if he could touch my toe cleavage once....twas a bit creepy!

Ewwwwwww! :o

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Ewwwwwwwww--I think that is a lot creepy :o

My husband had just walked away for a minute and then he starts calling all these other guys over to look at my toe cleavage. I'm not sure I've ever been so uncomfortable in all of my life!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

My husband had just walked away for a minute and then he starts calling all these other guys over to look at my toe cleavage. I'm not sure I've ever been so uncomfortable in all of my life!

Your husband did that!?!?

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Your husband did that!?!?

NO no no no! A client of his. We were at a fancy party, and Jess walked away to get a glass of wine when this other guy came up to me :lol: :lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

WWOOOOO WWOOOO WOOOOO!!!!

Wierdo alarm!!!!

Mtndog Collaborator

Heck yeah!! You guys are the best, thanks for all the lovin. Now I have to decide what to wear to the club tonight... hmmm....

YIPPEE! Bunnie's Beautiferous Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A great interview, a new blankie and a club. YAHOO!

Or at the very least--toe cleavage :P

PadT is ALL about the toe cleavage!!!!!!

Errmmm.... I gots wicked butt jeans (helps to have such a wicked butt following me around), stylin heeled boots, but no lacy bras. Never found one that didn't itch. I'm thinkin bright pink, paper-thin clingy T with a denim jacket? I have a red lacy tank top... that has cleavage!

Baby Got Back!!!!!!! :lol: (I got back too!) Outfit sounds perfect. Perhaps several cosmopolitans to match the shirt. :D

I'm punchy--today is Mark's last day at work here--the end of his 2 week notice. In the woids of Travis Tritt--it's all about to change.....

YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ugggggh--I had a guy ask me if he could touch my toe cleavage once....twas a bit creepy!

Ewwww.....freak-a-zoit!


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I'm punchy--today is Mark's last day at work here--the end of his 2 week notice. In the woids of Travis Tritt--it's all about to change.....

Yer not gonna disappear during all this change are ya? I'd miss you too much!! :wub:

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Good.......God.......In.......Heaven.....

I'm trying to get out of this hospital when I get called to the ICU STAT. I'm just finishing up when behind me I hear, "Oh, I Love You!!" I turn around to face the mostest drop dead gorgeous Dr. I've ever seen--tall, dark and beyond handsome. He was so happy I'd gotten there so fast and I was so happy to look at him B)

[brooklyn accent] How you doin'?? :P

kareng Grand Master

Good.......God.......In.......Heaven.....

I'm trying to get out of this hospital when I get called to the ICU STAT. I'm just finishing up when behind me I hear, "Oh, I Love You!!" I turn around to face the mostest drop dead gorgeous Dr. I've ever seen--tall, dark and beyond handsome. He was so happy I'd gotten there so fast and I was so happy to look at him B)

[brooklyn accent] How you doin'?? :P

Its always pleasant to have a work enviroment with nice scenery.

Jestgar Rising Star

Good.......God.......In.......Heaven.....

I'm trying to get out of this hospital when I get called to the ICU STAT. I'm just finishing up when behind me I hear, "Oh, I Love You!!" I turn around to face the mostest drop dead gorgeous Dr. I've ever seen--tall, dark and beyond handsome. He was so happy I'd gotten there so fast and I was so happy to look at him B)

[brooklyn accent] How you doin'?? :P

bring him with you when you come

nikki-uk Enthusiast

T'was much I would have commented on but cannae, TOO much effort required!! ;)

So I'll summariSe:

Belated Happy Birthday wishes to Bunnie!!!!! :D

OMG! .... a new blankie??..... is it better than Tiger Pig?? :unsure:

HOLY CRAP!!!! I want JESS as my therapist/personal poet/...maybe even a scientist now & then (do I need a scientist? :unsure: )

:wub: to Rae-ch

Good luck for Skeeters appointment (fingers crossed ;-))

...and of course I forgot everything else 'cos I can't see the posts!!!

Which just leaves......

PINCH, PUNCH, PHIRST DAY OF THE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

elye Community Regular

Gnickerrs is right on cue . ..... . ...

It's May Day! flower4y.gif

Must find a May Pole to dance around.. . . . . ..

kareng Grand Master

Gnickerrs is right on cue . ..... . ...

It's May Day! flower4y.gif

Must find a May Pole to dance around.. . . . . ..

Wear the bib. It looks great!

Jestgar Rising Star

mmmm nasty headache this morning. I think I got tequila'd last night. Must have been CC, 'cuz surely I wouldn't drink that much......

nikki-uk Enthusiast

mmmm nasty headache this morning. I think I got tequila'd last night. Must have been CC, 'cuz surely I wouldn't drink that much......

Damn thing was laced with gluten. Laced

jerseyangel Proficient

Yer not gonna disappear during all this change are ya? I'd miss you too much!! :wub:

I'll actually be around more, if that's at all possible :lol: Gotta stay and sell the house....

I'm trying to get out of this hospital when I get called to the ICU STAT. I'm just finishing up when behind me I hear, "Oh, I Love You!!" I turn around to face the mostest drop dead gorgeous Dr. I've ever seen--tall, dark and beyond handsome. He was so happy I'd gotten there so fast and I was so happy to look at him B)

[brooklyn accent] How you doin'?? :P

Well now B)

PINCH, PUNCH, PHIRST DAY OF THE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

May can officially begin now.... :D

mmmm nasty headache this morning. I think I got tequila'd last night. Must have been CC, 'cuz surely I wouldn't drink that much......

Ain't it maddening where the evil stuph will show up? <_<

elye Community Regular

Ain't it maddening where the evil stuph will show up? <_<

Gawd, yes... . . ......like, very insidiously...inside a glass that is beside me, hidden under some ice, completely cross-contaminating the slice of lime.... . . . ya gotta really watch...

<_<

:rolleyes:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

bring him with you when you come

If the hubby doesn't shape up, I just might! ;)

Must find a May Pole to dance around.. . . . . ..

Em's pole dancing :P

I'm stuck in the loo all day......

Sanding, painting, and scrubbing. Trying to get my bathroom finished!! I'll post pictures later!

jerseyangel Proficient

I'm stuck in the loo all day......

:lol: To some of us, that suggests a completely different scenario.....

Can't wait to see the pics!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I'll actually be around more, if that's at all possible :lol: Gotta stay and sell the house....

I didn't see this before--YEAH!! :D

kareng Grand Master

Gawd, yes... . . ......like, very insidiously...inside a glass that is beside me, hidden under some ice, completely cross-contaminating the slice of lime.... . . . ya gotta really watch...

<_<

:rolleyes:

Perhaps the limes are the source of the CC & we are blaming poor tequila for nothin.

I'm stuck in the loo all day......

Sanding, painting, and scrubbing. Trying to get my bathroom finished!! I'll post pictures later!

She's raising cute, ass kicking children, bakes heavenly cakes, saves heart patient's lives, & now she is a home remodeler! Our Queen!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Ahhhhhh....{blushing} :wub: :wub:

Walls and ceiling are done, back breaking wainscoting next <_<

Our house was built in 1914, so we are trying to remodel (one room at a time) with the history of the 100 year old craftsman style in mind. I HATE the tiny white hex-tiles, but hubby loves them so very much, I conceded. Problem is, once I pull up all the plastic over the tiles, I will have to spend the better part of the day tomorrow scrubbing the blackest black grout off of said white tiles. He tried--probably did most of the hard work, but I think I should probably make an appt with my hot chiropractor on Monday :rolleyes:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Ahhhhhh....{blushing} :wub: :wub:

Walls and ceiling are done, back breaking wainscoting next <_<

Our house was built in 1914, so we are trying to remodel (one room at a time) with the history of the 100 year old craftsman style in mind. I HATE the tiny white hex-tiles, but hubby loves them so very much, I conceded. Problem is, once I pull up all the plastic over the tiles, I will have to spend the better part of the day tomorrow scrubbing the blackest black grout off of said white tiles. He tried--probably did most of the hard work, but I think I should probably make an appt with my hot chiropractor on Monday :rolleyes:

You work with a sexy doctor who loves you and you have a hot chiro. Oh you poor thing.

Had SCADS of fun at the club last night, only thing I could drink was rum & seltzer, but it worked!!! I can't BELIEVE I'm not hungover. We got home at 5am!!!

Jestgar Rising Star

Had SCADS of fun at the club last night, only thing I could drink was rum & seltzer, but it worked!!! I can't BELIEVE I'm not hungover. We got home at 5am!!!

:) :) :) :) :) :)

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