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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Oscar! But... I thought you were more of a martini drinker... .. . ...;)

<gigglesnort> :P

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Describe your dream home!

Been thinking about this a lot lately, since we really need to have a 1 story house, now. Lots of openness from kitchen to family room, a laundry room, a dance floor (no joke, it will happen :) ), large bathroom with a whirlpool tub and a handicap-friendly shower, a screened-in sun porch.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Any dream house of mine has to come with one of theseman-kitchen-sexy.webp

or, y'know, someone with great balls...

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

what's in your bucket list?

Describe your dream vacation!

Bucket list.....to learn how to make precious metal jewelry

Dream vacation.....just to be able to travel and have a good time without worrying about money or food.

.. . . .Trying to remember some of the band names from pages past.. . . ....

Badass Snow Poodles?

Expressed Anal Glands?

Oracle POeter and the Fecal Matter?

C'mon, guys, help me out here.. . ... ... . .we had all kinds! :lol:

GAH!!!! Can nay remember ANY of them. :huh: Where is Jan-knit? She can find them!

got no bucket list. If I want it i do it.

not really a home person. I think some people are streamers, and some people are foundations. I stream.

dream vacation....I try to keep up on these so nothing is ever so distant as to be a dream.

I want GeOss's life :P

I think I have become a foundation against my will.....I want to be a streamer B)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

or, y'know, someone with great balls...

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Those are PeOter's balls! I'd recognize them anywhere! :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Uh-oh......jacquie's posting.

I'm in trouble, now :ph34r:

WardGirl Rookie
WardGirl
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Any dream house of mine has to come with one of theseman-kitchen-sexy.webp

or, y'know, someone with great balls...

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Now my dream house would include this fine looking man splashnews_spl11019_019.webp:wub:

and me wonders what you're doing with the Oracle's Ball :D

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Been thinking about this a lot lately, since we really need to have a 1 story house, now. Lots of openness from kitchen to family room, a laundry room, a dance floor (no joke, it will happen :) ), large bathroom with a whirlpool tub and a handicap-friendly shower, a screened-in sun porch.

We did look at a house with a lovely wooden dance floor. There is a house near here that looks like a regular 2 story house but it has a full basketball court. That would make a good dance floor.

WardGirl Rookie
WardGirl
Posted

Uh-oh......jacquie's posting.

I'm in trouble, now :ph34r:

Why would you be in trouble :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

'cause we're all chatting about Peter's balls :ph34r: :ph34r:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Any dream house of mine has to come with one of theseman-kitchen-sexy.webp

Oh Jess! Is that the new oven you are getting for your remodelled kitchen? It looks great! ;)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

We did look at a house with a lovely wooden dance floor. There is a house near here that looks like a regular 2 story house but it has a full basketball court. That would make a good dance floor.

You bet! Just tack up some mirrors and there ya go :P

Why would you be in trouble :D

I guess recognizing yer hubby's balls isn't so strange around here. :P

.....and seein' as how you're willing to share 'n all....

.....and there definitely is enough to go around.....

;)

Oscar Apprentice
Oscar
Posted

:lol: Well said, Oscar! But... I thought you were more of a martini drinker... .. . ...;):lol:

;)

'cause we're all chatting about Peter's balls :ph34r: :ph34r:

And what lovely balls they are...

elye Community Regular
elye
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I think I have become a foundation against my will.....I want to be a streamer B)

When I first read this I thought it said "streaker". I don't think I EVER wanna be one of those.....and no one else wants this, either. Streaking involves running, which I do, but naked, which I never will. I am clothed and supported adequately. Crap, me running bare naked?? :blink: All kinds of movement, and not of pushing muscle and sinew.. . . .....

Those are PeOter's balls! I'd recognize them anywhere!

Yep, we all know those balls.. .. . . .The Oracle Sampler... .... . . ...... :lol:

Oh Jess! Is that the new oven you are getting for your remodelled kitchen? It looks great! ;)

:lol: :lol: Yes... . . too bad we canna see it better... . . ...get that bloke outta the way....

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

and me wonders what you're doing with the Oracle's Ball :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I recognized 'em right away :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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When I first read this I thought it said "streaker". I don't think I EVER wanna be one of those.....and no one else wants this, either. Streaking involves running, which I do, but naked, which I never will. I am clothed and supported adequately. Crap, me running bare naked?? :blink: All kinds of movement, and not of pushing muscle and sinew.. . . .....

*snort*

Yeah, I read it as STREAKER too!! :ph34r:

Would also NOT partake.....waaay too much jiggling :o

POeters balls.....recognised by all!! :lol:

Geoss's new oven....selph cleaning right??? ;):P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Yeah, I read it as STREAKER too!! :ph34r:

Would also NOT partake.....waaay too much jiggling :o

Eek--me either! I'd be knocking things over left and right :lol:

Would not be pretty.....

I did see a streaker in the phlesh once, though. It was 1974, at the height of the craze and a guy (that I went to high school with but didn't really know) streaked through a bar I was in wif me phriends. It was hilarious at the time, actually....he (ick) sat on a bar stool like nothing was amiss for a couple minutes and then streaked right back out. Hee :D

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Eek--me either! I'd be knocking things over left and right :lol:

Would not be pretty.....

I did see a streaker in the phlesh once, though. It was 1974, at the height of the craze and a guy (that I went to high school with but didn't really know) streaked through a bar I was in wif me phriends. It was hilarious at the time, actually....he (ick) sat on a bar stool like nothing was amiss for a couple minutes and then streaked right back out. Hee :D

I hope they sanitized the stool....... :ph34r: :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I hope they sanitized the stool....... :ph34r: :ph34r:

Thinking back to the place--it's doubtful :P

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Thinking back to the place--it's doubtful :P

Ew! Rarely does anyone we would want to see streaking do it.

I'm having a craving for meatballs. :)

WardGirl Rookie
WardGirl
Posted

I'm having a craving for meatballs. :)

Au Natural or with spaghetti and sauce??

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I'm having a craving for meatballs. :)

Any one's in particular? :P

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Au Natural or with spaghetti and sauce??

Spaghetti and sauce. I can' t think of a witty or racy comment to that.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Any one's in particular? :P

You snuck in on me whilst I was commenting. Peter's (pictured above) are looking mighty tasty.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Spaghetti and sauce. I can' t think of a witty or racy comment to that.

Are you kidding me?? Balls with sauce?? I had to back away from the computer to keep from putting down something inappropriate.

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