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nikki-uk Enthusiast

It's always a good day when you see a pileated.

..and

Nope . . . but I'm a good faker.

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Really wanted to run with these two comments but am a goody two shoes and enjoy my 0% warn status tongue.gif

JOODEE!!!!!!!

Hope yer glasses didn't require total melt down unsure.gif


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Darn210 Enthusiast

Really wanted to run with these two comments but am a goody two shoes and enjoy my 0% warn status tongue.gif

:lol:

I was aware of the set-up . . . was wondering if anyone noticed.

elye Community Regular

Really wanted to run with these two comments but am a goody two shoes and enjoy my 0% warn status tongue.gif

I was aware of the set-up . . . was wondering if anyone noticed.

Hell, Cosmo must have.. . ... . ...it's all on their September front cover!

:rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master

I'm putting Cosmo on my grocery list right now. Must see this! Will not let Hib see this, as I don't want him to get any ideas! ;)

Jestgar Rising Star

Hi from Salamanca! Finally hanging out with my friends. Got to climb a scary turny church tower with a 4 and 2 yo. In his office using the universit

curlyfries Contributor

Also saw pileated woodpeckers. It's always a good day when you see a pileated.

:jealousphace: <_<

I used to bird-watch in high school, and my in-laws have pileateds on their property, but I have NEVER seen one!!!! :angry:

I remember that song, I think I almost forgot it laugh.gif

Yeah.....I thought I HAD forgotten it :rolleyes:

Peter.

Sorry I didn't see your post

*snort*

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Really wanted to run with these two comments but am a goody two shoes and enjoy my 0% warn status tongue.gif

Meant to quote Neroli's "intimate relationship" with the old buildings to make this very same comment. :lol:

Hi from Salamanca! Finally hanging out with my friends. Got to climb a scary turny church tower with a 4 and 2 yo. In his office using the universit

kareng Grand Master

Hi from Salamanca! Finally hanging out with my friends. Got to climb a scary turny church tower with a 4 and 2 yo. In his office using the universit


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nikki-uk Enthusiast

Doesn't it seem Jess has been away a long time? Did she abandon us? :huh:

I KNOW!!!!!!!

....haven't seen her in ages!!

...what? unsure.gif.... she's having too much fun?

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I think I've forgotten how to blink.gif

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

..and

Really wanted to run with these two comments but am a goody two shoes and enjoy my 0% warn status tongue.gif

JOODEE!!!!!!!

Hope yer glasses didn't require total melt down unsure.gif

Nikki...........what a riot...........I wanted to be good too and love my 0% warning status also..........altho I do think I was on the verge of getting on back in the days of the OMG thread...........I think i really let it rip ONCE.ph34r.gif

Glasses.........well be mates, need a eye patch as keep on eye shut and look out with the bad one

I'm putting Cosmo on my grocery list right now. Must see this! Will not let Hib see this, as I don't want him to get any ideas!

Me too keeping it a secret from my mate.

Hi from Salamanca! Finally hanging out with my friends. Got to climb a scary turny church tower with a 4 and 2 yo. In his office using the universit

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Isn't there anyone on the West Coast on Silly thread...............blink.gif or do you all have lives unlike me.

oh well will get into the spa....................tongue.gif

mushroom Proficient

Isn't there anyone on the West Coast on Silly thread...............:blink: or do you all have lives unlike me.

oh well will get into the spa....................tongue.gif

Joodee, our future traveler - moved to SoCal in November 2010 - at warp speed no doubt :blink: Or is that moving back in time -dunno, had two glasses of wine wiv dinner (well, and a Bacardi with Coconut and Pineapple before, maybe two :o ) and am confoozled.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Joodee, our future traveler - moved to SoCal in November 2010 - at warp speed no doubt blink.gif Or is that moving back in time -dunno, had two glasses of wine wiv dinner (well, and a Bacardi with Coconut and Pineapple before, maybe two ohmy.gif ) and am confoozled.

Hi love you toots!

Someone to make me giggle before i hit the sack. Warp speed is so right. HA you can call it 'pc' confoozled...........or non PC.............your drunk.......or a tad tipseywink.gif wish i felt that happy .....bacardi with coconut and pineapple

--one or 2 sounds delish.............after what you've been through........you deserve every single drop....tongue.gif

Are things somewhat back to normal?

kareng Grand Master

(well, and a Bacardi with Coconut and Pineapple before, maybe two :o ) and am confoozled.

Hub & I had Pina Coladas, too. On the porch. In the dark. Listening to crickets & toads. Nothing pileated. ;)

kareng Grand Master

My clothes washing machine was leaking water on the floor. Made an appt to get it fixed but they couldn't come until Wed. So I fixed it ! Not the boys, me! Saved about $200! Now what should I do with that $200? ;)

jerseyangel Proficient

My clothes washing machine was leaking water on the floor. Made an appt to get it fixed but they couldn't come until Wed. So I fixed it ! Not the boys, me! Saved about $200! Now what should I do with that $200? ;)

Wow Karreighn--very impressive! B)

Now you need to do sumphin phun wif that money--you earned it ;)

Hey all :D Spent the mornin organizing, doing laundry, and putting things away. It's coming along, slowly but surely. :rolleyes:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Good weekend! Took the kiddo's to Oaks Park amusement park for Maddie's bday. DH refused to get a ride bracelett which forced me to go on all the rides wif the kids. I only felt my breakfast once, breathed thru it and didn't decorate any rides :P It was actually a lot of phun!

Cleaned out closets, baked an obscene amount of zucchini bread, which I'm now practically paying people to take away, everyone's so sick of it!

Looks like we have our tornado! What natural disaster are we missing? Tsunami? Meterorite?

Crap, I'm headed to the coast in a few weeks for some surfing. Maybe I should change me plans :unsure:

Well, the news is all good :D

WhoHoooooooo!!!!! :D

Well, it's fall migration time here so the Warblers are coming through. That's what the big hub-bub is about. We went out this morning as well. We've seen Redstarts, Nashvilles, Yellow-throated, Common Yellowthroat, Black-Throated greens, Magnolias, Black-and-Whites, Bay-Breasted, there was another, but I didn't see it, so it doesn't count ;)

I saw a racoon, opossum and a bunch of squirrels in my yard..... Maybe I should look up, apparently there's a whole other world up there :P

Nope . . . but I'm a good faker.

That's what she said......

Thanks guys. Here's a summary story two days on if anyone is interested. Sadly, a lot of beautiful old historic buildings were lost, many of which I was intimately familiar with.

Were you intimate inside the building, on the building or with the building :unsure::o:lol::lol:

My clothes washing machine was leaking water on the floor. Made an appt to get it fixed but they couldn't come until Wed. So I fixed it ! Not the boys, me! Saved about $200! Now what should I do with that $200? ;)

Sounds like me! New twollet it leaking and DH said he'd get the new wax ring to fix it, but football was on all day, so he was too busy keeping the sofa warm. I'd do it myself, but not sure I could get the pot off ;)

elye Community Regular

Saved about $200! Now what should I do with that $200? ;)

Hmmm. . . . .. . . ...could you get something pileated? :rolleyes:

Hey all :D Spent the mornin organizing, doing laundry, and putting things away. It's coming along, slowly but surely. :rolleyes:

Yay, Paghteigh!

Been meaning to mention how much I LUV yer av, Rah-shyelle! What a beautiful work of art.. . ... . .and he looks delish!

mushroom Proficient

Were you intimate inside the building, on the building or with the building :unsure::o:lol: :lol:

As you say, there ARE levels of intimacy, dating right back to high school's first base, second base... Not telling! :P

jerseyangel Proficient

Were you intimate inside the building, on the building or with the building :unsure::o:lol::lol:

<giggle>

Darn210 Enthusiast

Saved about $200! Now what should I do with that $200? ;)

If you were really nice, you'd get those dishes that Shroomie was hankerin' for.

My kindle came today . . . :D . . . now somebody tell me how to use it . . . :unsure:

Darn210 Enthusiast

RuhShelle, I'm diggin' that monkey cake . . . and I will gladly take some zucchini bread off of your hands!!

jerseyangel Proficient

My kindle came today . . . :D . . . now somebody tell me how to use it . . . :unsure:

Ooh!! Lemme know how you like it!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Ooh!! Lemme know how you like it!

Yeah, like does it make you dizzy, give you a headache etc.... after staring at it for hours on end? That's what happens when I try to read stuff on the compter. DH says the kindle is supposed to read like the pages of a book and not a computer screen, but i dunno...

And if I knew the bread wouldn't get destroyed in shipping, I'd send y'all a loaf! I can tell you these muffins I brought to work today were made on Sunday and they're still so moist it's ridiculous, so I know that part would hold up in shipping!

jerseyangel Proficient

And if I knew the bread wouldn't get destroyed in shipping, I'd send y'all a loaf!

Well, if you can think of a way, add me to the list :P

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Well, if you can think of a way, add me to the list :P

Roger Doger ;)

Gads! It'd cost 11$ to ship to Jersey!! I mean it's good shtuff, but 11$ good.... Not sure :P

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