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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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Jeeze--ouch! :( I had one removed from me arm once--me sister and my dad had them removed from their heads. Head is much worse <_< Pheel better :)

I popped one meselph when I had a massive coughing fit! (twas on me overy :blink:)

You've got to check this out. This photographer claims to have kept a Happy Meal from McDonalds sitting around for 6 months and it still looks the same as when it was fresh!

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Yeah, I believe it, I worked there in high school :ph34r:

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I popped one meselph when I had a massive coughing fit! (twas on me overy :blink:)

Oye--that sounds painphul :o I had 'em on me ovary too....wouldn't dissolve on their own so they got yanked out wif everything else :P That fixed 'em.... :lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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Oye--that sounds painphul :o I had 'em on me ovary too....wouldn't dissolve on their own so they got yanked out wif everything else :P That fixed 'em.... :lol:

Not so painphull, except I swear I heard/felt it pop. Twas a bit messy... :blink: My BFF is a trauma nurse and she was wif me when it happened, otherwise I probably woulda called 911!

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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You've got to check this out. This photographer claims to have kept a Happy Meal from McDonalds sitting around for 6 months and it still looks the same as when it was fresh!

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Here's another one -

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Here's another one -

That is really funny and really scary. :P:ph34r:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
Posted

Yeah it is!!! My kids won't eat McDonald's hamburgers .... and now they won't eat the nuggets either!

BreezieDaye Newbie
BreezieDaye
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Thanks ladies :wub: I lurve those chitlens so very much, but they drive me INSANE! It totally doesn't help that I'm PMS'ing and I forgot to pickup my anxiety meds on Friday, so I've been wifout since then..... Maybe I shouldn't have been around the kids to begin with :rolleyes:

Girl, you need to get those pills! I know what that's like... :ph34r:

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nikki-uk
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Oye--that sounds painphul :o I had 'em on me ovary too....wouldn't dissolve on their own so they got yanked out wif everything else That fixed 'em.... :lol:

Sure did! laugh.gif

Didn't we have a picture of the whole kit and caboodle. Knitted laugh.gif

Not so painphull, except I swear I heard/felt it pop. Twas a bit messy... :blink: My BFF is a trauma nurse and she was wif me when it happened, otherwise I probably woulda called 911!

EEk!!!!!!!!!

That's how me water's went with me first babee. I coughed and everyone heard 'em 'pop' laugh.gif (Tmi for the men pholk?)

Girl, you need to get those pills! I know what that's like... :ph34r:

Yep, *nods head* .Agreed.

Puts a whole different slant on a situation & how you react if you ain't had yer meds smile.gif

Did Jess check in post steak dinner?? unsure.gif

OMG!!! The Chilean miners!!!

Warms the cockles of me 'eart wink.gif

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Dinner is tonight. I'm thinking 'cold, untouchable scientist' for the dress motif. I'm also thinking that the motif could be 'paper bag' and he wouldn't notice....

Must search the closet for something prim and classy.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Dinner is tonight. I'm thinking 'cold, untouchable scientist' for the dress motif. I'm also thinking that the motif could be 'paper bag' and he wouldn't notice....

Must search the closet for something prim and classy.

Okay, prissy sciencey lady... . . ....report, report!... . .....are you up yet?...

Hello?. . . . . ...... . .hello??. . . . . . . ..

:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Didn't we have a picture of the whole kit and caboodle. Knitted laugh.gif

We did!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

That's how me water's went with me first babee.

I heard mine pop too--twas me phirst kid and it scared the heck outta me! :o

I'm thinking 'cold, untouchable scientist' for the dress motif.

Love it! Wif killer undies ;)

Okay, prissy sciencey lady... . . ....report, report!... . .....are you up yet?...

Tis tonight--Wednesday :P Report due tomorrow :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

The 11th miner is being lifted out as we speak!!!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Girl, you need to get those pills! I know what that's like... :ph34r:

Yeah, you do......and I get a front row seat :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Yeah, you do......and I get a front row seat :unsure:

:lol: :lol:

better living through chemistry.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Dinner is tonight. I'm thinking 'cold, untouchable scientist' for the dress motif. I'm also thinking that the motif could be 'paper bag' and he wouldn't notice....

Must search the closet for something prim and classy.

Oh!, apologies Jess...ahead of meselph there. tongue.gif

I'm thinking scientist's white jacket WITH goggles? cool.gif

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

:lol: :lol:

better living through chemistry.

Amen ^_^

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Girl, you need to get those pills! I know what that's like... :ph34r:

GOT THEM!!!!!

I heard mine pop too--twas me phirst kid and it scared the heck outta me! :o

Mine never did. Good thing cuz they woulda just fallen outta me :huh:

But seriously-dr broke water, kids just slid right out, like a water slide :blink::lol::lol::lol:

Sorry Peetah ;)

I'm thinking scientist's white jacket WITH goggles? cool.gif

:lol::lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I'm thinking scientist's white jacket WITH goggles? cool.gif

P'raps sumphin like this--

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B)

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Mine never broke either .... but the babies never just slid right out .... long labors ... always long.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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After mine broke, I had 8 hours of labor which is pretty typical for a first child. No sliding out though.....

The second time, the doctor broke my water--followed by 23 hours of labor and ultimately a c-section.

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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With my first child I went into labor on Sunday afternoon and she was born TUESDAY NIGHT!!!! Never had an 8 hour labor except for the two who were induced ..... always about 24 hours or more for me!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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This thread is like the best birth control reading ever.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Yikes--I actually hesitated to use the word "typical"--although I was told that after that my second should go quickly :huh:

Ya never know.....

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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This thread is like the best birth control reading ever.

:lol: :lol:

The whole unvarnished truth!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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P'raps sumphin like this--

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B)

I could actually do something like that.....

maybe I'll hang on to the idea :rolleyes:;)

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