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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Jestgar Rising Star

Sorry, I had to take a nap.

I had wanted to look good enough to get a kiss... Maybe I overdid it a bit....we never even made it to the restaurant...I only had an hour or so of sleep...anyway....

He's invited me over for dinner on Wednesday. We'll see if any food is actually harmed in the making of that date.


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Jestgar Rising Star

Did I tell you guys it had been five years.....

This was a fine way to end that.

kareng Grand Master

Whooo Hoo!

jerseyangel Proficient

Sorry, I had to take a nap.

I had wanted to look good enough to get a kiss... Maybe I overdid it a bit....we never even made it to the restaurant...I only had an hour or so of sleep...anyway....

He's invited me over for dinner on Wednesday. We'll see if any food is actually harmed in the making of that date.

Well, I am just over the moon about this :D As long as yer happy (and it sounds like you are very....) ;)

Did I tell you guys it had been five years.....

This was a fine way to end that.

<giggle>

Jess has a fella :D:D:D

mushroom Proficient

Sounds like a very satisfying date :lol: Those blue eyes will get ya every time! :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient

Sounds like a very satisfying date :lol:

Sounds like an understatement :lol:

elye Community Regular

I had wanted to look good enough to get a kiss... Maybe I overdid it a bit....we never even made it to the restaurant...

Holy crap!! What did you put on?? :lol:

This was a fine way to end that.

Awesome, awesome. ... . . .... .. .awesome!

Now we REALLLLLLY need his photo up. B)


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Darn210 Enthusiast

So you did let him kiss you . . . right?

Jestgar Rising Star

As it turns out, that's something he likes to do for hours on end. :rolleyes:

I have to say, I looked great. I almost posted a pic for you guys but there wasn't time. :P I have this fabulous clingy sweater dress, black tights, and the little Italian shoes Patti likes.

jerseyangel Proficient

I have this fabulous clingy sweater dress, black tights, and the little Italian shoes Patti likes.

I remember those Italian leather shoes--so pretty! The outfit sounds great--especially wif yer new abs and all..... :P Blue eyes is a very lucky man :D

:rolleyes:.... Hours on end.... :rolleyes: I guess if I think waaaaay back.... B)

celiac-mommy Collaborator

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO! Jess had a great night.....and morning, it sounds like :D

Hours and hours?!?! Man, s'been a long time here too! Ode to my college years! WOW, and I was just nervous for your first kiss! Were you anticipating this? Were you 'prepared'?!?! ;)

elye Community Regular

Dear gawd, there hasn't been this much pointed interest in anything 'round here since I was describing the penis slings up in Whitehorse...

:lol:

We're all, incidentally, living vicariously through you, Jyessss. Please, don't let us down. :P:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Dear gawd, there hasn't been this much pointed interest in anything 'round here since I was describing the penis slings up in Whitehorse...

:lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

Been an attention grabber fer sure!

mushroom Proficient

Have to say that that "not yet kist" status went out the window pretty fast B)

Jestgar Rising Star

We're all, incidentally, living vicariously through you, Jyessss. Please, don't let us down. :P:lol:

snort

yeah, well, imagine spending ~20 hours being treated as if the world would stop spinning if you weren't completely.....happy. I don't think I've ever heard so many nice things said about me in my lifetime, let alone one night. Sadly, I was incapable of speech much of the time :P . I'll try to do better next time.

Jestgar Rising Star

Have to say that that "not yet kist" status went out the window pretty fast B)

so did that 'chaste' thing.

And I told him about you guys. (We had a lot of time to talk.) He's amused that he's an internet topic.

jerseyangel Proficient

I don't think I've ever heard so many nice things said about me in my lifetime, let alone one night. Sadly, I was incapable of speech much of the time :P .

Wow....now I'm speechless :o:lol:

Musta been one hell of a kiss thats all I can say.... :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient

And I told him about you guys.

:D Yer psilly baggage...

celiac-mommy Collaborator

snort

yeah, well, imagine spending ~20 hours being treated as if the world would stop spinning if you weren't completely.....happy.

Good God!!! I don't think that's ever happened to me? You might have to call in sick tomorrow....walking might not be much of an option! :D

Jestgar Rising Star

Yeah ok good. I wasn't sure if this was truly a unique experience, or if most of the world does this and I happen to have picked all the losers for my previous partners.

Walking is not so much of an issue. Sitting, however...

elye Community Regular

Walking is not so much of an issue. Sitting, however...

Um....... . ..... . ..put on something loose.......without a crotch, ideally......if memory serves me...........

jerseyangel Proficient

Yeah ok good. I wasn't sure if this was truly a unique experience, or if most of the world does this and I happen to have picked all the losers for my previous partners.

From where I sit (comfortably, I might add <_< ) I think you can rest assured that this was a pretty unique experience.

Um....... . ..... . ..put on something loose.......without a crotch, ideally......if memory serves me...........

:lol: Em! But yeah...
Jestgar Rising Star

:lol: :lol:

I can barely keep my eyes open, but I already made plans to meet the girls for Indian food. And I'm curiously hungry. :rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master

Yeah ok good. I wasn't sure if this was truly a unique experience, or if most of the world does this and I happen to have picked all the losers for my previous partners.

Walking is not so much of an issue. Sitting, however...

Loose fitting pants or a skirt & some cranberry juice. ;)

psawyer Proficient

And I'm curiously hungry. :rolleyes:

That would be for food I guess, other hunger having been satiated. ;)

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