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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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You're our Superwoman!!!!

And she's doing it wif a broken stove :o

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Loey Rising Star
Loey
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And she's doing it wif a broken stove :o

I just remembered that. Hopefully it's all right to use the oven part.

Loey

elye Community Regular
elye
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OMG.. .... .I need a wife, too! Perhaps these polygamous arrangements in various sects throughout North America and the Middle East are, in fact, the way to go. Man, just think, Kherrighnnne - - you would have perhaps three or four other wives running around with you, cooking, cleaning, arranging things... . . ....

:rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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No silly here. It's stuck somewhere in the variance of the expectation of the estimator. I will be so glad when this class is over.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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hmmm, I hit post, got an error from the site, hit back, was sent back to the page before I started my post, hit forward, and found my post had posted.

Can you postulate the probability that a posted post posits perfectly?

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Can you postulate the probability that a posted post posits perfectly?

Yes! I will postulate the probability of a posted post positing perfectly... . .... . .and say perhaps. :rolleyes:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

hmmm, I hit post, got an error from the site, hit back, was sent back to the page before I started my post, hit forward, and found my post had posted.

Can you postulate the probability that a posted post posits perfectly?

Perfectly possible, professor. "puter prevented posting proof :P

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celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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hmmm, I hit post, got an error from the site, hit back, was sent back to the page before I started my post, hit forward, and found my post had posted.

Can you postulate the probability that a posted post posits perfectly?

Yes! I will postulate the probability of a posted post positing perfectly... . .... . .and say perhaps. :rolleyes:

Perfectly possible, professor. "puter prevented posting proof :P

Headache :blink:

waitingtopounce Rookie
waitingtopounce
Posted

1a00b2e1-8047-4d56-8eaa-ee6abce35927.webp

Hehehe...

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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:o :o 'pounce posts a puffer!!
mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Pretty puny puffer :rolleyes:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

SOOZLE - HOPE YOU HAD A GLORIOUSLY HAPPY BIRFDAY - almost missed it!!!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Yes! I will postulate the probability of a posted post positing perfectly... . .... . .and say perhaps. :rolleyes:

Perfectly possible, professor. "puter prevented posting proof :P

:o :o 'pounce posts a puffer!!

Pretty puny puffer :rolleyes:

Hmm. . . . ...... .jus' trying to think of a logical way to incorporate the word penis into this conversation... ... . .there seems no smooth segway. .. ... .... .. :lol:

Whot in hell did Pounce post?? :unsure: That is one mean lookin' critter.. . . ...and welcome, Pounce!

Love yer av, Jyesss :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I survived! It went well. Now I have to wash dishes I was too tired to do last night and put the stuff ( clutter) back.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Just throw the dishes out. Make hub get you a new set.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Just throw the dishes out. Make hub get you a new set.

I would but these are our new party wine glasses and my party serving plates ( I like them)

Hub put on the invite: " instead of a hostess gift, please participate in the office Toys for Tots". Since everyone he works with are women, he was afraid they would bring cookies. Only one person brought food to share - a cheese ball she had made and a box of Wheat Thins. Hub stopped her at the door and said that we are gluten free. He set the crackers aside and we put out the cheese ball. She felt bad cause gluten is about the only thing her son isn't allergic to. All his employees know about my celiac disease.

Everyone loved the BC brownies with Carmel bits and Carmel drizzles on top. All wanted the recipe.

Cooper was the hit of the party. Apparently a lot of people have out of control dogs ? Couldn't believe how calm he is.

In no hurry to clean.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Glad it all went well, Karreighn :D

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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No silly here.  It's stuck somewhere in the variance of the expectation of the estimator.  I will be so glad when this class is over.

When does the semester end? You can mark that off on you calendar instead of the days left before Christmas. I also want to get my psilie back but the pain is dampening it. I do, however, look psillie,as I just got my hair colored and she gave me a lot of curls. I usually wear it up. Hmmm... wonder if Clark will notice.

Loey

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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Loey Rising Star
Loey
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Hmm. . . . ...... .jus' trying to think of a logical way to incorporate the word penis into this conversation... ... . .there seems no smooth segway. .. ... .... .. :lol:

Whot in hell did Pounce post?? :unsure: That is one mean lookin' critter.. . . ...and welcome, Pounce!

Love yer av, Jyesss :lol:

Penis never needs a reason to be inserted. At least that's what I've heard laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

Loey

Loey Rising Star
Loey
Posted

I would but these are our new party wine glasses and my party serving plates ( I like them)

Hub put on the invite: " instead of a hostess gift, please participate in the office Toys for Tots". Since everyone he works with are women, he was afraid they would bring cookies. Only one person brought food to share - a cheese ball she had made and a box of Wheat Thins. Hub stopped her at the door and said that we are gluten free. He set the crackers aside and we put out the cheese ball. She felt bad cause gluten is about the only thing her son isn't allergic to. All his employees know about my celiac disease.

Everyone loved the BC brownies with Carmel bits and Carmel drizzles on top. All wanted the recipe.

Cooper was the hit of the party. Apparently a lot of people have out of control dogs ? Couldn't believe how calm he is.

In no hurry to clean.

Glad the party went so well but sorry you still have to clean up. You do need a wife!

Sending you a cyber cleaning lady!

Loey

P.S. that just reminded me of the Jetsons

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Penis never needs a reason to be inserted. At least that's what I've heard laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

Loey

SNORT!

elye Community Regular
elye
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P.S. Why does my response to Jesse have all those weird letters and punctuation marks? Perhaps it's because I'm supposed to be decorating our tree instead of looking at email biggrin.gif

That is exactly why, Low-eee. You are still a relative newbie, and perhaps do not yet know about the Psilly setting in place whereby anytime, in this thread, one is participating in the dialogue while there is work to be done elsewhere, one's posts will come up just like this. ... . .. ..just an irritating, small reminder to stop you from procrasitnating... .......

:rolleyes:

Penis never needs a reason to be inserted. At least that's what I've heard

Loey

GAH! :lol: :lol: Well. . . . . . .....yes it does. Or it SHOULD. :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Crap, Kherrighnne.. .this Santa is rather terrifying. . ....:unsure:. . ....he is scaring me. . . . . ...... . .rather Edvard Munchish. . . . . . .. ...

:rolleyes:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Purposeful penis posting, particularly pubic pontifications. produces prurient posting participation provoking persistent public peeking.

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