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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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'k Doin' my personal statement for grad school. Anybody wanna explain to me why I want to apply to the biostatistics program?

There's sumpthing wrong with yer head? :unsure:

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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'k Doin' my personal statement for grad school. Anybody wanna explain to me why I want to apply to the biostatistics program?

Yer a glutton fer punishment? :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Yer a glutton fer punishment? :unsure:

I'm actually honoUred to even be in the orbit of one so brilliant ;):wub:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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'k Doin' my personal statement for grad school. Anybody wanna explain to me why I want to apply to the biostatistics program?

cuz it's easier than biodifferentialequations?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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cuz it's easier than biodifferentialequations?

Jeeze guys.... me brain !!! :o

Keep in mind that I was recently flummoxed by a water bottle..... :huh:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Jeeze guys.... me brain !!! :o

Keep in mind that I was recently flummoxed by a water bottle..... :huh:

:lol: :lol: Those dratted water bottles take out the best of 'em PT. I've given 'em up meself.

elye Community Regular
elye
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cuz it's easier than biodifferentialequations?

Dear gawd.. . . ...is it easier than polynomials? 'Cause they got me... . . . ..:wacko:

:rolleyes:

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Ha!! Will share wif him tonite! And then he will look at me like I'm an idiot.... Cuz he thinks I'm an idiot :rolleyes:

Tell him your idiot friend thought he would like it. ;)

So, I just uncapped a bottle of spring water. The side where my thumb was suddenly caved in and I got a geyser of water all over my face....down the front of my sweater....on my jeans.... :lol:

What a freakin klutz :blink:

Never had this happen with a wine bottle.

'k Doin' my personal statement for grad school. Anybody wanna explain to me why I want to apply to the biostatistics program?

To save the world, cure cancer and have fun facts for cocktail party conversations?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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To save the world, cure cancer and have fun facts for cocktail party conversations?

Good Gawd! If I stop conversation now by announcing I'm a research scientist, I'll actually cause people to leave if I let slip that I'm a biostatistician. Although.......I'll get more alcohol this way...... :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Never had this happen with a wine bottle.

Mmmm--I like yer way of thinking :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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Although.......I'll get more alcohol this way...... :P

Right, then.. . . . . ...ya gotta do what ya gotta do. . . . . ...:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Right, then.. . . . . ...ya gotta do what ya gotta do. . . . . ...:rolleyes:

Yeah--ya gotta look at the bright side..... :rolleyes:

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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Yer a glutton fer punishment? :unsure:

Hey, great minds think alike! I was going to write the same thing!

Holiday Hugs,

Loey

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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Knickers!!! I have found a new (older) Edward for myself....

ian-somerhalder.webp

Dreamy and a half!! :wub: :wub: :wub:

:D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Were you guys doing MathS earlier??? ...it sounded like eet. blink.gif

Knickers!!! I have found a new (older) Edward for myself....

ian-somerhalder.webp

Dreamy and a half!! :wub: :wub: :wub:

:D

Vampire diaries??

None too shabby. I say behold cougars of the world UNITE!!! laugh.gif

Up ridiculously early as I have to go into the nearest main shopping centRE to get some last minute gifts. Parking's gonna be phun dry.gif

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Up ridiculously early as I have to go into the nearest main shopping centRE to get some last minute gifts. Parking's gonna be phun dry.gif

I just take hubby along. He gets handicapped parking ;-)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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I just take hubby along. He gets handicapped parking ;-)

tongue.gif ...well in that case I should take me son Alzy (who also gets disabled parking) ....but wait unsure.gif....I can't put up with the :

''I hate shopping''

''Can we go home now''

..and generally dragging along and moaning.

I like to march through with a strategic plan laugh.gif

Anyhoo, found an excellent space (hidden little car park, ha!) - shops were quite empty at first. So it's true what my Mum said:

'The early bird catches the worm'

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Anyhoo, found an excellent space (hidden little car park, ha!) - shops were quite empty at first. So it's true what my Mum said:

'The early bird catches the worm'

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:blink:

Whot!!!

You're giving worms as your last minute gifts??

I think I'm done . . . but I'm not thinking too hard, cuz I'll end up thinking of someone else I need to buy for :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I'm just about done too. Have to pick up a couple quick things today, wrap them, and then done!!! This year I wrapped as I went so no marathon wrapping session :rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Boys have been busy wrapping gifts for me in the basement! Must be a lot of gifts cause they wrapped their Dad's and cousins' in minutes.

Prancer asked Santa Claus why Dasher and Dancer always got to take coffee breaks. Santa replied "Because they are my star- bucks!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Prancer asked Santa Claus why Dasher and Dancer always got to take coffee breaks. Santa replied "Because they are my star- bucks!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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What do they call Santa

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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What do they call Santa

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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:blink:

Whot!!!

You're giving worms as your last minute gifts??

No, psillie, she's giving books :D

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Prancer asked Santa Claus why Dasher and Dancer always got to take coffee breaks. Santa replied "Because they are my star- bucks!

What do they call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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