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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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kareng Grand Master

That's a nice story. Trevor is darling.

Cooper is still trying to make friends with the squirrels. He runs out, tail wagging, nose down - just like if he is meeting a new small dog. Right now he is sitting, in 10 degrees, watching for them to come back over the back fence. He isn't chasing them. I think his feelings are hurt.


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jerseyangel Proficient

Jacquie, how adorable!

elye Community Regular

jacquie! That Trevor is gorgeous! No wonder you guys gave him the treats - -with a face like that, I'd give him anything! :wub:

And how did DD fpeel about pic? Must have her mom's sense of humor!!!

She is putting it up as her facebook profile pic. Imagine. . . . .....a seventeen-year old girl doing this, with no qualms, only a longing to make people (and herself) laugh. .. . . . ... :lol:

Loey Rising Star

jacquie! That Trevor is gorgeous! No wonder you guys gave him the treats - -with a face like that, I'd give him anything! :wub:

She is putting it up as her facebook profile pic. Imagine. . . . .....a seventeen-year old girl doing this, with no qualms, only a longing to make people (and herself) laugh. .. . . . ... :lol:

Takes after her mother!

Hugs,

Loey

kareng Grand Master

jacquie! That Trevor is gorgeous! No wonder you guys gave him the treats - -with a face like that, I'd give him anything! :wub:

She is putting it up as her facebook profile pic. Imagine. . . . .....a seventeen-year old girl doing this, with no qualms, only a longing to make people (and herself) laugh. .. . . . ... :lol:

Its genetic!

elye Community Regular

Its genetic!

Um. . ..well.. . ... ya, okay. . . . . ... .. .our senses of humour. .. . ..... . .but not, like, our looks. . ....

At least not like that photo. Hell, imagine being genetically responsible for THAT?

:blink:

:lol:

Loey Rising Star

Eighteen inches o' psnough! :blink: That is about 45 cm! Well, there will be no point in looking around for any flashers while you're there.... . they'll be simply describing.. . .. . . ..

OK, Ele told me I HAVE to tell you my inadvertent pflashing story. It was indoors, not outdoors. Yesterday I was coming around the hallway pulling my top over my head and I wasn't wearing a bra (I thought my son was still asleep because it was only 10 AM) and he came out of his room at the same time. I sorta froze like a deer in headlights while he screamed and pulled his shirt over his head. I started to tell him that girls his age are "much perkier" but he just asked me politely to shut up. I was beyond humiliated and was sure I had destroyed our relationship (he's 19 so sometimes it's tenuous at best without mom pflashing him). We didn't make eye contact until this morning. He seemed to be back to normal but I do think I scorched his eyes out yesterday. Of course he always walks around naked but that's a boy thing. So my dear psilies, that's my most humiliating story of all time. I'll have to really do something outrageous to top it but I have faith in myself that I will. Clark frequently says to me "Lucy you have spanin to do..."

Hugs,

A covered Loey


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jerseyangel Proficient

Far too many acts of violence. Tucson (sp?) broke my heart.

Mine too--I actually cried a little last night while watching President Obama speak at the memorial.

OK, Emily told me I HAVE to tell you my inadvertent pflashing story.

OMG Lough--you poor thing!

kareng Grand Master

OK, Emily told me I HAVE to tell you my inadvertent pflashing story. It was indoors, not outdoors. Yesterday I was coming around the hallway pulling my top over my head and I wasn't wearing a bra (I thought my son was still asleep because it was only 10 AM) and he came out of his room at the same time. I sorta froze like a deer in headlights while he screamed and pulled his shirt over his head. I started to tell him that girls his age are "much perkier" but he just asked me politely to shut up. I was beyond humiliated and was sure I had destroyed our relationship (he's 19 so sometimes it's tenuous at best without mom pflashing him). We didn't make eye contact until this morning. He seemed to be back to normal but I do think I scorched his eyes out yesterday. Of course he always walks around naked but that's a boy thing. So my dear psilies, that's my most humiliating story of all time. I'll have to really do something outrageous to top it but I have faith in myself that I will. Clark frequently says to me "Lucy you have spanin to do..."

Hugs,

A covered Loey

Poor boy! Good thing you didn't trip and fall on him!

Loey Rising Star

Poor boy! Good thing you didn't trip and fall on him!

Can you imagine my 58 year old boobs doing that? Thank God he's back to normal with me. I was really concerned. But I guess it's payback for all of the chores he got out of, right? I'm being extremely strict about him pulling his weight around here especially since I've been feeling worse. Good thing that weight wasn't my boobs!!!

Hugz,

Loey

Loey Rising Star

Mine too--I actually cried a little last night while watching President Obama speak at the memorial.

OMG Lough--you poor thing!

I also cried at the Memorial and Obama's speech. I am beyond sick of the senseless violence. I don't like to talk politics but I strongly believe that the two parties have to stop bashing each other and come together over this tragedy and give it some meaning.

As for my indecent exposure - I literally didn't come out of my bedroom for most of the day and night yesterday. Clark found it amusing but said he wasn't surprised it happened. In our old house the laundry room was right across the hall from our bedroom and Tony was in the front of the house. Up here the laundry is in his bathroom. I now have my bathrobe at the foot of my bed.

Of course Tony used the occasion to ask for $ to go out to lunch. He had to walk to lunch and the gym because my car battery is dead. Thank God it's not next week as I finally have my appointment with my new GI and don't want to be stranded with a dead battery or be unable to make it. My neighbor's battery was dead also - she came ad asked for a jump. Clark will get me a new battery Saturday if my car doesn't start tomorrow. He charged it when he got home (I didn't know where the jumper cables were since our move).

Hugz,

The Flasher

Jestgar Rising Star

OK, Ele told me I HAVE to tell you my inadvertent pflashing story.

I accidentally flashed the Jehovah's witness that walked up to Bill's door Saturday morning....

Loey Rising Star

I accidentally flashed the Jehovah's witness that walked up to Bill's door Saturday morning....

Now they deserve pflashing!!!!! Did they still try to save you? Judging by your pics I think you're much perkier than me! biggrin.gif

Hugz,

The Flasher

P.S is Bill BE's name?

mushroom Proficient

I accidentally flashed the Jehovah's witness that walked up to Bill's door Saturday morning....

Tell me, Jess, just how does one 'accidentally' flash??? :blink:

Just so I don't do it to someone I don't want to scare.....

:lol:

kareng Grand Master

The Witnesses that come to our house are so very nice. When it's hot,we give them cold drinks. They respect that we go to Catholic Church. They say they are worried about the ones who don't go to a church.

Jestgar Rising Star

P.S is Bill BE's name?

It is. I didn't mean to out him, but there you go.

Tell me, Jess, just how does one 'accidentally' flash??? :blink:

Just so I don't do it to someone I don't want to scare.....

:lol:

snort!

Wear a robe that you don't close. Even better if you've been making out on the couch so's yer appropriately disheveled (as opposed to being cheveled, I suppose).

psawyer Proficient

So, I guess they "witnessed" more than they expected. :ph34r:

elye Community Regular

When it's hot,we give them cold drinks.

When it's hot in Bainbridge, Jyessss gives them an open-robe view. :lol:

Ya got a point there, POeter.. . .... . . ..they need to be called "witnesses" for some reason.. . ...

:rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star

So, I guess they "witnessed" more than they expected. :ph34r:

Must be why they choose to show up unannounced.

Going to a show tonight wif Bill. Have managed to not see him for five days in a row. Good for the sleep, bad for the distraction. How long do I have to be dating this man before seeing him only on the weekends is fine?

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Yous guys are crack-a-lackin me up!!

How did you break your arse? Hope it pfeels better!!!!!

Hugs,

Loey

P.S. try ice as well

I fell down the stairs. Been icing and heating. Feels better today, but still have to sit leaning forward :rolleyes:

She is putting it up as her facebook profile pic. Imagine. . . . .....a seventeen-year old girl doing this, with no qualms, only a longing to make people (and herself) laugh. .. . . . ... :lol:

Good girl!!

"Lucy you have spanin to do..."

Hugs,

A covered Loey

:lol: x100000000

I recently stopped taking showers with the 5yo. It ended when he turned around, eye level wif my lady bizness and screamed, "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" <_<:lol::lol::lol:

So, I guess they "witnessed" more than they expected. :ph34r:

:lol::lol:

My kitchen windows are blind-less. I was totally out of it one morning when Max was begging for cereal. I walked into the kitchen in my bra and undies (nice ones thank God) and as I grabbed the box of cereal out of the upper pantry, I turned to see my neighbor standing on the sidewalk, eyes wide as saucers staring at me. I swear he blushes every time he sees me now :P

How long do I have to be dating this man before seeing him only on the weekends is fine?

After you've been married for 10 years....... :ph34r:

:lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

I recently stopped taking showers with the 5yo. It ended when he turned around, eye level wif my lady bizness and screamed, "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" <_<:lol::lol::lol:

:lol: :lol:

He may be scarred for life....

celiac-mommy Collaborator

:lol: :lol:

He may be scarred for life....

Well, if it keeps him away from other girls' lady bizness for a few extra years, my job is done :D

:lol::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Hey y'all. What's shakin'?

Long time no see. No Eagle trip tomorrow, don't have the details as to why just yet . . . perhaps I should call Karen and see if she knows as she seems to be the coordinator of all things.

PF Changs . . . Changs Spicy Chicken and the Beef and Broccoli . . . yum . . . and the chocolate dome

So where have I been you ask??? . . . Anybody recall the lice incident of 2009? . . . hmmmm . . . they're baaaaaaack. GAH!!!!! Actually, it's not as bad this time. Twas Smackl and not Skeeter. Nurse called me and we started the whole delousification procedure. I found a total of 3 nits on his head. I really don't know why there were so few, but I'm thankful. I actually think it may have been an aborted invasion due to a hostile environment. That didn't stop the mountain of laundry or the bagging up of all things non-machine-washable. It's just minimized the amount of time I've had to spend nit-picking. The nurse was positive Skeeter must be infected also because (in her words) "boys never get lice unless it's from a family member" . . . Skeeter's been cleared of all charges. I asked the nurse if there were cases of lice in the school (I know she can't tell me who/which class) and she said "there's always cases of lice in the school". Doesn't that make you feel good?

kareng Grand Master

I'm banging my head into the table. Educated women who run companies, cannot understand how to bring drinks for the Robotics team lunch. They wanted to know what type of drinks to bring. I had already told them the first lunch I brought gatorades and waters. I want to tell them Bud Light and Margritas.

Janet, I sent you an email explaining about the Eagle excursion. It was written in Bulgarian or Sandskrit, I forget which. These are the 2 languages I am now using for all of my emails, apparently! :o

Darn210 Enthusiast

I'm banging my head into the table. Educated women who run companies, cannot understand how to bring drinks for the Robotics team lunch. They wanted to know what type of drinks to bring. I had already told them the first lunch I brought gatorades and waters. I want to tell them Bud Light and Margritas.

:lol::lol:

Janet, I sent you an email explaining about the Eagle excursion. It was written in Bulgarian or Sandskrit, I forget which. These are the 2 languages I am now using for all of my emails, apparently! :o

Oh yes, I see it now . . . rescheduled, you say . . . pack a lunch, you say? . . . ummmm, Karen, what should I bring in my lunch?

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