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kareng Grand Master

KAREIGN DID!!! KAREIGN DID!!!!!

:ph34r:


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jerseyangel Proficient

Thanks a lot, Karreighn..... <_<:P

On Jeopardy right now--there is a category titled "Good Gnus" (news) :lol: Quite psilly......

mushroom Proficient

I miss Jeopardy :( Will get to watch again in June :)

jerseyangel Proficient

I miss Jeopardy :( Will get to watch again in June :)

Tis enjoyable :)

elye Community Regular

Yes, I enjoy getting my Alex Trebeck fix every now and then.. . . . . . ...would miss it were it gone. . . . .. . ..:rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master

Blizzard in Kansas!

We have brought the horses and the cow in to the sod house with us. Pa strung a rope up between the house and the well and the outhouse.

Oh! Wait! That's an episode of Little House On The Prairie.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Blizzard in Kansas!

We have brought the horses and the cow in to the sod house with us. Pa strung a rope up between the house and the well and the outhouse.

Oh! Wait! That's an episode of Little House On The Prairie.

Well . . . if it works for ya', I say go for it!!

How you guys doin'? Most importantly, is M's butt still safe? . . . Are you plannin' on sneakin' into school to work on robots? :ph34r:


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kareng Grand Master

Well . . . if it works for ya', I say go for it!!

How you guys doin'? Most importantly, is M's butt still safe? . . . Are you plannin' on sneakin' into school to work on robots? :ph34r:

M's butt and other bits are in the shower, safe & sound.

Robotics will probably be a big NO! I don't really want them out right now. Also, the school has sent a very definite NO to any activities today. We tried to sneak in a few kids one day, and the principal was there and said to leave. The other snow days they have let kids in after the roads clear. Roads aren't clearing today.

There is a snow covered squirrel on the squirrel feeder. He seems frozen in place except he keeps chewing. Agh! I only have 3 cages suitable for thawing squirrels and 5 squirrels. They will have to take turns.

jerseyangel Proficient

Blizzard in Kansas!

We have brought the horses and the cow in to the sod house with us. Pa strung a rope up between the house and the well and the outhouse.

Oh! Wait! That's an episode of Little House On The Prairie.

:lol::lol::lol:

Saw youse guys on the news :o

And....Shroooooo-meeeeeee--where are you????? The universe musta heard ya! Last night I slept fer 12 hours--save for one coughing episode!!!!!! 12 hours !! :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular

Last night I slept fer 12 hours--save for one coughing episode!!!!!! 12 hours !! :rolleyes:

YAY, Patteigh! :) Doesn't life just suddenly seem SO much better after a long episode of much-needed sleep?

But hmmm. . . . . ....lotsa sleep is NOT gonna make life any better for those in that wicked, central/mid-eastern psnaough belt. . ....

Kherrighnne, I'm sending ya these guys.... .. ..

090106_sled_dogs.webp

Steer them around and send them back north when you've done all the errands you can with them - - I'm gonna be needing them by tomorrow afternoon, apparently.. . .. ..

kareng Grand Master

YAY, Patteigh! :) Doesn't life just suddenly seem SO much better after a long episode of much-needed sleep?

But hmmm. . . . . ....lotsa sleep is NOT gonna make life any better for those in that wicked, central/mid-eastern psnaough belt. . ....

Kherrighnne, I'm sending ya these guys.... .. ..

090106_sled_dogs.webp

Steer them around and send them back north when you've done all the errands you can with them - - I'm gonna be needing them by tomorrow afternoon, apparently.. . .. ..

Thanks! They are beautiful. I think the boys would have to go many places with these guys. They would be girl magnets.

celiac-mommy Collaborator

They would be girl magnets.

For sure!

I brought the bunny to school yesterday for Maddie to show her friends. He was quite the boy magnet :P I've never seen boys fall all over themselves over anything like that before (except teenage boys and a hot girl B) )

elye Community Regular

Thanks! They are beautiful. I think the boys would have to go many places with these guys. They would be girl magnets.

Perhaps we girls would like to go many places with them, as well. .. . ..but we cannot get a good enough look at the musher.. . . . .looks young.. . . . . ..rather virile. . . . . . ..tough call... :rolleyes:

And hey, speaking of dog-mushing, the Yukon Quest begins this Saturday. Here's who we need to really root for!

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mushroom Proficient

Blizzard in Kansas!

We have brought the horses and the cow in to the sod house with us. Pa strung a rope up between the house and the well and the outhouse.

Oh! Wait! That's an episode of Little House On The Prairie.

:lol: Ya had me going there for a minute/second. Gads, what about the chickens??

And....Shroooooo-meeeeeee--where are you????? The universe musta heard ya! Last night I slept fer 12 hours--save for one coughing episode!!!!!! 12 hours !! :rolleyes:

Glad I was able to help you out there :D T'must feel good.

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Kherrighnne, I'm sending ya these guys.... .. ..

090106_sled_dogs.webp

Steer them around and send them back north when you've done all the errands you can with them - - I'm gonna be needing them by tomorrow afternoon, apparently.. . .. ..

Did ya send a GPS with them for blizzard navigation? Does Michelle use GPS??

WE are having the wind (without the snow!!) but poor old Queensland has a category 4 cyclone bearing down on them, expected to dump up to a METER of rain, so they can phlood the parts of the state that are not already phlooded (share the grief, so to speak) :o And the state premier says "We are a resilient people." I should jolly well hope so!!!

So you guys do your normal northern hemisphere blizzard resistance, and we will do our southern hemisphere drowning phlood resistance, and hope we all come out the other side. :unsure:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

WE are having the wind (without the snow!!)

We have the wind too. beautiful sunny day, but you walk outside and it's like a WB cartoon, you practically have yer clothes blown right off!

jerseyangel Proficient

So you guys do your normal northern hemisphere blizzard resistance, and we willl do our southern hemisphere drowning phlood resistance, and hope we all come out the other side. :unsure:

Amen to that! :D

curlyfries Contributor

Part deux of our blizzard has begun. :ph34r:

It's raining icicles :o .....and hubby went out for pizza :wacko: (At least my son-in-law went with him)

.....because the pizza place refuses to deliver. Imagine that <_<

BTW......there are no gluten-free pizza places near us, so DD and I will have to make our own dinner plans.

elye Community Regular

Did ya send a GPS with them for blizzard navigation? Does Michelle use GPS??

Nope, not allowed. Gotta find yer way through the mountain passes and psnough squalls, over barren, frozen lakes and ice ridges by yourself. Trails are marked, but for those twelve-plus days you have to be payin' attention.. .. .

OMG... .thank GAWD MIL is not a dog-musher.. . . . . ..... . .cars get dented and banged-up, but these are DOGS....! <_<

And the state premier says "We are a resilient people." I should jolly well hope so!!!

They really are something.. . . . . ...those poor pholks... :(

psawyer Proficient

No snow yet here. It should start in about five hours. Just snow for us, no ice planned.

Jestgar Rising Star

Apparently all the activity in the East has sucked the moisture out of the air here. We have sun. :)

mushroom Proficient

Apparently all the activity in the East has sucked the moisture out of the air here. We have sun. :)

The moisture is all headed to Queensland where Cyclone Yasi has been upgraded to a category 5 to hit near Cairns :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star

The moisture is all headed to Queensland where Cyclone Yasi has been upgraded to a category 5 to hit near Cairns :unsure:

Duck Shroomie!

jerseyangel Proficient

I'm glad someone has the sun--I was beginning to think it had taken a powder!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Apparently all the activity in the East has sucked the moisture out of the air here. We have sun. :)

Us too!! :D But do you have this heinous wind?? :unsure:

hope not!!

Duck Shroomie!

Sounds like a delightful dinner..... :P

jerseyangel Proficient

Sounds like a delightful dinner..... :P

Or Shroomie under glass :P

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