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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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celiac-mommy
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My life used to be so funny. I'm not sure where I lost my psillie mojo. I wish it would come back though. Even my kids haven't been saying too many funny things-that's REALLY odd!

Watching Bob Dylan on The Grammys--still looks pretty good.

Looks good, but sounds.......... not so good :blink: Mumford & Sons though... Phab!!

Banana cake.....buttercream or caramel frosting?

Little late to the game, as per usual, but I'd go with a whipped chocolate ganasche ;)

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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My life used to be so funny. I'm not sure where I lost my psillie mojo. I wish it would come back though. Even my kids haven't been saying too many funny things-that's REALLY odd!

Looks good, but sounds.......... not so good :blink: Mumford & Sons though... Phab!!

Little late to the game, as per usual, but I'd go with a whipped chocolate ganasche ;)

Aw Rash-shell....we need to find yer sillie :(:)

Mmmmm--whipped chocolate :rolleyes: I have to say the cream cheese frosting was delish. Not to mention sharing Valentines Day dessert wif me sillies :D I think there's still a piece left er ya, Rach ;)

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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Aw Rash-shell....we need to find yer sillie :(:)

I think there's still a piece left er ya, Rach ;)

Thanks! That cake'll help ;)

And I'm not in any way unhappy, just not funny :blink:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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One of our radio stations played " easy listening" & Christmas music starting in Oct. They have changed to all comedy. They play different comedians stand- up. I was laughing while I was driving.

One guy was talking about the implications of men with PMS. " better not invite Joe to go hunting, he's PMSing"

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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One guy was talking about the implications of men with PMS. " better not invite Joe to go hunting, he's PMSing"

:lol: :lol:

Reminds me....Mark was telling me last week that he was talking to a couple other guys at the office and I guess he complained about something because one of the guys said--"want me to go into the ladies' room and get you a tampax?"

Mark replied--"Don't use 'em, I'm past menopause". :P

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celiac-mommy
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:lol: :lol:

Reminds me....Mark was telling me last week that he was talking to a couple other guys at the office and I guess he complained about something because one of the guys said--"want me to go into the ladies' room and get you a tampax?"

Mark replied--"Don't use 'em, I'm past menopause". :P

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I bought these "Drive and Learn French" C.D's to listen to during my commute. I lasted 10 minutes this morning because it started out talking as fast as you can, "Let's count!" OneTwoThreeFourFive:UnDeuxTroisQuatreCinq, MyNameIsJohn,HowAreYou?:JeM'appelleJohn,CommentAllez-vous?

I was getting so stressed out I had to turn it off!! I don't really want to pay 300$ for the Rosetta Stone.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

You don't need to learn French. The French all speak English. Spanish might be more useful.

We have a French exchange student on the robotics team. Better English then the rest of us. Extremely polite.

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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You don't need to learn French. The French all speak English.

Only if they want to :ph34r: Now the Germans DO all speak English so that's a waste of time learning that language. I did the Spanish tapes in the car bit before we went to Mexico, (used to spend a lot of time stopped on the "free"way) and got these very strange looks :blink:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Mais Oui, we Canucks are the only ones who need to be struggling through French lessons....... . .. .:rolleyes:

Looks good, but sounds.......... not so good :blink:

Um. . . . . . . . . ....forgive me, any die-hard Dylan fans.. . . . ..... .. .but did he EVER sound good?? <_<

--"want me to go into the ladies' room and get you a tampax?"

Mark replied--"Don't use 'em, I'm past menopause". :P

Gah! Well, as was suggested on Da Book, both men and women of ANY age could be using them as nasal drippage stoppers.....got the pull-out strings an' everything.....even different sizes.. . . . ...

:rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Gah! Well, as was suggested on Da Book, both men and women of ANY age could be using them as nasal drippage stoppers.....got the pull-out strings an' everything.....even different sizes.. . . . ...

:rolleyes:

When my brother got his wisdom teeth out, the doctor told him to get tampons from his sisters to pack the wounds & absorb blood for the first day. So my 16 year old bro asked me his 20 year old sis for tampons. Then he said, "Not used ones, please." :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Then he said, "Not used ones, please." :ph34r:

Bwaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! :lol:

But ewwwwwwwwwwww :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Little late to the game, as per usual, but I'd go with a whipped chocolate ganasche ;)

Ooooooooohhhhhh . . . I changed my mind, Patti . . . I think you need to make another one and go with the ganasche.

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celiac-mommy
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You don't need to learn French. The French all speak English. Spanish might be more useful.

Used to be fluent in Espanol, but alas, you don't use it, you lose it. I know I have no use for French at all, but my mother was fluent in French as was my college roommate and I've always wanted to learn. My high school only offered Spanish and Japanese. I didn't want either one of them, but I did get to go to Mexico 5 years in a row to practice. Now if I can manage to learn French and get to France 5 years in a row.....

Um. . . . . . . . . ....forgive me, any die-hard Dylan fans.. . . . ..... .. .but did he EVER sound good?? <_<

Um...NO. Good songwriter, yes. I thought maybe they had turned him mic off at the Grammy's bc I couldn't hear him over the instuments-which were UH-mazing btw!

Then he said, "Not used ones, please." :ph34r:

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Something is stinking in our garage. It's happened a couple of times this winter and we can't pin down the source. It gets really bad and then disappears all together only to resurface a month later. When the doors to the garage are closed, the whole place stinks, when you open them up, it completely airs out. There's no area of the garage that is worse than any other. The dog won't sniff it out either, she totally ignores it. I forget, why do we have her? She totally does not pull her weight around here!! You ask her to sniff out the location of one stinkin' thing and she totally blows us off!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Um...NO. Good songwriter, yes. I thought maybe they had turned him mic off at the Grammy's bc I couldn't hear him over the instuments-which were UH-mazing btw!

Yeah--the music was too loud, but really good. I like ole Bob, though....

Something is stinking in our garage. It's happened a couple of times this winter and we can't pin down the source. It gets really bad and then disappears all together only to resurface a month later. When the doors to the garage are closed, the whole place stinks, when you open them up, it completely airs out. There's no area of the garage that is worse than any other. The dog won't sniff it out either, she totally ignores it. I forget, why do we have her? She totally does not pull her weight around here!! You ask her to sniff out the location of one stinkin' thing and she totally blows us off!!!

Did something go behind something else and die in there?

elye Community Regular
elye
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Did something go behind something else and die in there?

Yes, that dead thing smell. . . . .. ..... :unsure:.. . . . . .

Hmmph.... . .. . . . . . . ..perhaps Bob Dylan is in your garage somewhere, Jyaghnutt.....

:lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Did something go behind something else and die in there?

Yeah, sumphin's gotta be dead in there!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Something is stinking in our garage. It's happened a couple of times this winter and we can't pin down the source. It gets really bad and then disappears all together only to resurface a month later. When the doors to the garage are closed, the whole place stinks, when you open them up, it completely airs out. There's no area of the garage that is worse than any other. The dog won't sniff it out either, she totally ignores it. I forget, why do we have her? She totally does not pull her weight around here!! You ask her to sniff out the location of one stinkin' thing and she totally blows us off!!!

Do you have access to a cat? Evil Kitty, the neighborhood cat, checks my garage for hidden mice.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Once a bird got into our dryer vent and died--the laundry room stunk for quite a while..... <_<

We did put a mesh thingy on the vent opening--but of course this was after.....

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Hmmph.... . .. . . . . . . ..perhaps Bob Dylan is in your garage somewhere, Jyaghnutt.....

<snort>

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Yes, I do believe it is that "something's dead" smell . . . but why does it come and go . . . and why is the dog not even remotely interested??!!!

I'm afeared that we need to actually haul everything out of the garage to find it and that's just not possible at the moment . . . hence, hoping that the dog would point us in the right direction <_< . . . guess we shoulda got a pointer instead of a mutt that is only interested in squirrels. That makes me think that it is NOT a dead squirrel.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Yes, I do believe it is that "something's dead" smell . . . but why does it come and go . . . and why is the dog not even remotely interested??!!!

I'm afeared that we need to actually haul everything out of the garage to find it and that's just not possible at the moment . . . hence, hoping that the dog would point us in the right direction <_< . . . guess we shoulda got a pointer instead of a mutt that is only interested in squirrels. That makes me think that it is NOT a dead squirrel.

Can't chase a dead squirrel.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Hmmph.... . .. . . . . . . ..perhaps Bob Dylan is in your garage somewhere, Jyaghnutt.....

Sorry, it wouldn't be Bob hiding in there -- it just smells horrific, doesn't sound bad in there, right?.... . . ...

:rolleyes:

Can't chase a dead squirrel.

No, but ya sure can smell 'em. . . . .. ..

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

could it be a sewer leak? Those can be pretty stinky.

elye Community Regular
elye
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could it be a sewer leak? Those can be pretty stinky.

Gaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.. .. . .. . .. and POeter's big post phlipover, happening at ANY moment.. . . . . . . ....it fits. . . . . ..!! :unsure::unsure:

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