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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I sold some tat at a friends garage sale, then we hauled the leftovers to goodwill. A fun day with sun, wind, rain, sun.....

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elye Community Regular
elye
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WOW! Vomiting, rain, sun, mulch. . . ...lots going on here! :rolleyes:

This past November I had a nearby company wipe out my completely infected hard drive on our desktop and install everything anew (read: $$$). They talked me into purchasing Panda, an expensive but apparently top-of-the-line anti-virus/malware/spyware program.

This morning I returned the computer to this guy. Sudden BIG virus-type stuff happening. <_<<_<

Jyaghnutt, please ask your DH to place a couple o' wheelbarrows worth of mulch all over this bloke's front steps. . ....

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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This morning I returned the computer to this guy. Sudden BIG virus-type stuff happening. <_<<_<

Jyaghnutt, please ask your DH to place a couple o' wheelbarrows worth of mulch all over this bloke's front steps. . ....

My BIL is now the proud owner of a pony . . . I'll swing by his place and pick up a couple of wheelbarrows of . . . fertilizer.

elye Community Regular
elye
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My BIL is now the proud owner of a pony . . . I'll swing by his place and pick up a couple of wheelbarrows of . . . fertilizer.

Gah! Better, still. . . .. ..

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Well I'm back home. No extra vomiting. Thankfully, it does not appear that a virus was present. It appears to be reactions to allergies. They have something in the air in Tulsa we don't have here. :huh:

Not sure how the Prom & wedding partiers fared. :o

etta694 Explorer
etta694
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..Ahem..(cough, cough) .. sorry for interrupting here...

Ladies, I have a hat for the wedding... would you like to see? It was my mom's from about 45-50 yrs ago.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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..Ahem..(cough, cough) .. sorry for interrupting here...

Ladies, I have a hat for the wedding... would you like to see? It was my mom's from about 45-50 yrs ago.

Yea!!! Stick it on some animal passing by and take its picture and post it!!!

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etta694 Explorer
etta694
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It is pheasant feathers... I guess this isn't phunny... but it's a hat. And it's so gorgeous I just thought I'd show you.

elye Community Regular
elye
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It is pheasant feathers... I guess this isn't phunny... but it's a hat. And it's so gorgeous I just thought I'd show you.

OMG.. . ..are you kidding? That is one PHUNNY hat.. ....!! :lol: :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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It is pheasant feathers... I guess this isn't phunny... but it's a hat. And it's so gorgeous I just thought I'd show you.

You have the proper attire for the Royal Wedding.

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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You have the proper attire for the Royal Wedding.

Indeed, the pheasant is a truly Royal bird .........

when it comes to shooting at least!! ... or wait,

is that grouse???

No accounting for royal preferences :P

etta694 Explorer
etta694
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OMG.. . ..are you kidding? That is one PHUNNY hat.. ....!! :lol: :lol:

Emily.... I am staring at :blink: your poor dejected jester with the hedgehog hat.. and..eh hem.. It seems as though the pot is calling the kettle black... :ph34r: I will look very dapper sitting on me sofa at 4am, thank you, with my ankles crossed. :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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. . . with my ankles crossed. :lol:

Doesn't help if yer knees ain't together!! :P

etta694 Explorer
etta694
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:o
kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Show Hank this. It makes the funny hat seem mild.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Open Original Shared Link

Show Hank this. It makes the funny hat seem mild.

Insane.. . . .... ...actually, I could just send that grooming organization my av pic of Hank and claim that there is no hat on his head...it's his hair, of course!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Etta . . . my son, Smackl, saw your av and thought you had a cat sitting on your head.

etta694 Explorer
etta694
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Yes... well, it does kinda.. okay, so how about this? Any better..? This is my son... Chilli won't stay on my head.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Yes... well, it does kinda.. okay, so how about this? Any better..? This is my son... Chilli won't stay on my head.

OMG.. . . ...as long as Chili doesn't have to poop.. . . ...

:blink:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Yes... well, it does kinda.. okay, so how about this? Any better..? This is my son... Chilli won't stay on my head.

Not sure Chili is a proper hat for a royal wedding. :unsure:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Yes... well, it does kinda.. okay, so how about this? Any better..? This is my son... Chilli won't stay on my head.

:lol: . . . Smackl loved it . . . :huh: . . . now he may be asking for a chinchilla soon ... :unsure:

Not sure Chili is a proper hat for a royal wedding. :unsure:

I don't see why not . . . as long as he holds out one of his little fingers toes whilst he is sipping his tea.

etta694 Explorer
etta694
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I will get Scott on that training... Chilli has such cute fingers...er..toes. Sorry, I gush over that chinny all the time. He holds his shredded wheat in his fist. :lol: ..

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. . . Smack l loved it . . . . . . now he may be asking for a chinchilla soon ...

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He'd love it. Only problem.. he is turning our house into kindling. All the corners of the door frames have holes chewed in them.. :(and I don't mean just a few

did my own quote.. fail!

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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Arg! I tried to take a photo of wee Simon wif a little hat and he was NOT having it! I shall try again tonight....

I have a lime green cake to finish tonight. The color is rediculous, but apparently that's what 14 year old girls are into right now. 55 drops of neon green, and 4 drops each blue, green and yellow food coloring to get the buttercream the right color. It's an ice cream cake so it's taking me forever to do bc I can only do bits at a time. It will be outta my house tomorrow!!!

Honey......I'm into my 50's and still got 'em. Just went to the dermatologist the other day and got a prescription. It's awesome! My daughter brought home some samples a couple months ago and I loved it! So I made an appointment with my dermatologist to get my own. I figure...at my age, I deserve clear skin. What took me so long?

What's the name of it?! I can't bend over right now in fear that my chin will blow up! Hurts soooooo bad!!!!

Doesn't help if yer knees ain't together!! :P

LMAO!!!!! :lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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The chickens are staring at me through the window.....what do they want???:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

etta694 Explorer
etta694
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They are probably trying to make you feed them. Don't make eye contact!!! :blink:

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