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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Jestgar Rising Star

Might work better to make his brother wear them. Or just hold them up?

whatever.


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kareng Grand Master

:o :o Cool!

Sooo......you'll be putting the shorts on the dog so they are properly modeled for the camera....? :unsure:

Here is Cooper modelling the shorts. After the second pair he refused to continue. Some nonsense about no proper hole for his tail. :D

Jestgar Rising Star

Here is Cooper modelling the shorts. After the second pair he refused to continue. Some nonsense about no proper hole for his tail. :D

:lol: :lol: :lol: So much better than holding them up!

kareng Grand Master

Coop with orange shorts around him is now my AV. No one but Jess & I understand the strange picture! :D

elye Community Regular

here's something amazing: When they do laundry, the machine will text them when its finished. :D

Wow.... . . ....that would be such a nice change from constant texts for a lift home..... :rolleyes:

After the second pair he refused to continue. Some nonsense about no proper hole for his tail. :D

... . Or for other stuff that may...happen... <_<:rolleyes:

Great news, J is ensconced in residence! We go Labour Day Saturday....still a bit more time to freak out over what it's all costing.... . . . .

Jestgar Rising Star

hmmm, I'm gonna run out and buy something pricey and frivolous and marvel over you people eating beans and rice in order to send laundry-toting kids off to improve themselves.

elye Community Regular

hmmm, I'm gonna run out and buy something pricey and frivolous and marvel over you people eating beans and rice in order to send laundry-toting kids off to improve themselves.

<_< <_< Yup.. . . ...that's about it... . ...

Beans and rice for dins tonight.....and for many hereafter..... . .how'd ya guess?


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UGH! back from the best weekend I've had in a veeeeeeeery long time and now I'm in full denial that I'm throwing a partay at my house this weekend. Annnnnnd the inlaws are coming to stay. At least I'll have my dd back. She's been 400 miles away with said inlaws having the time of her life. I told her she's going to get super constipated and scream and cry the next time she has to take a poo, but go ahead and have another flippin soda, some more candy and go to bed at midnight. Hope the MIL can handle what's gonna happen :rolleyes: Bad enough that the day we dropped her off we fed her lunch at 1230 and they didn't feed her again until 830 that night. Seriously?? She was crying bc her stomach hurt so bad. I told the MIL that the kids normally eat every 3 hours or so and I always keep snacks with me. I think she learned her lesson on that one! On the bright side, I've been having a wonderful time with Max, trying to make up for the fact that his sister is away having all the fun and he's stuck here with me, except I still make him eat healthy food with a milkshake or icecream bar thrown in there once a day :P Tonight I make 3 different kinds of cookie dough AND a cherry ameretto cake for him to try ;)

I do wish I had a picture of yesterday though.... He went rollerskating and he can't skate worth beans, so they have these little walkers for them to use. Soooooo cute and funny! :lol:

GlutenFreeManna Rising Star

Getting really scared here. It appears we're right in the path of Irene (I may just have to change my name after this storm!). They are comparing this storm to Katrina, eek! My city just issued mandatory evacuations for everyone in low lying areas. we just moved here and I can't figure out if I'm in a low lying area from the storm surge maps. My area is in the "unstudied" part of the map. Hubby has to work on friday and is on call on Saturady so we can't leave the area. Might be going to a shelter or hotel though. I will try to keep y'all updated but if I don't either we went to a shelter or lost power. Prayers appreciated please.

kareng Grand Master

Getting really scared here. It appears we're right in the path of Irene (I may just have to change my name after this storm!). They are comparing this storm to Katrina, eek! My city just issued mandatory evacuations for everyone in low lying areas. we just moved here and I can't figure out if I'm in a low lying area from the storm surge maps. My area is in the "unstudied" part of the map. Hubby has to work on friday and is on call on Saturady so we can't leave the area. Might be going to a shelter or hotel though. I will try to keep y'all updated but if I don't either we went to a shelter or lost power. Prayers appreciated please.

Oh no, Non-hurricane Irene ( your new name)! Pack up enough of your food for a week and then some. Good luck!

Could go to the in-laws. Take a trailer full of essentials to share!

GlutenFreeManna Rising Star

Oh no, Non-hurricane Irene ( your new name)! Pack up enough of your food for a week and then some. Good luck!

Could go to the in-laws. Take a trailer full of essentials to share!

LOL! I'd rather ride out the storm! I'm well stocked on food and water. Couldn't get the batteries I needed though so we will be using candles if the power goes out at night.

kareng Grand Master

LOL! I'd rather ride out the storm! I'm well stocked on food and water. Couldn't get the batteries I needed though so we will be using candles if the power goes out at night.

Or you might find something else to do when there are no lights....... ;)

Like catch up on your sleep! :D

GlutenFreeManna Rising Star

Or you might find something else to do when there are no lights....... ;)

Like catch up on your sleep! :D

LOL! I wish I could sleep, but I can't sleep when it storms for some reason. I love to watch it rain but I just can't go to sleep. Guess I will have to use that as an excuse to cuddle with hubby. :D

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Getting really scared here. It appears we're right in the path of Irene (I may just have to change my name after this storm!). They are comparing this storm to Katrina, eek! My city just issued mandatory evacuations for everyone in low lying areas. we just moved here and I can't figure out if I'm in a low lying area from the storm surge maps. My area is in the "unstudied" part of the map. Hubby has to work on friday and is on call on Saturady so we can't leave the area. Might be going to a shelter or hotel though. I will try to keep y'all updated but if I don't either we went to a shelter or lost power. Prayers appreciated please.

God bless!!

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This made me giggle this morning... I love them both

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Jestgar Rising Star

Tired and stinky. eleven mile hike. seemed like a good idea this morning....

kareng Grand Master

A piece of the fence must have been knocked down during the earthquake last week. I have gotten M to fix it so you Psillies cannot escape to other threads! Just need to get you all back in the yard. Here Psillies! Vodka & wine! Martinis! That's a good Psilly. ;)

elye Community Regular

A piece of the fence must have been knocked down during the earthquake last week. I have gotten M to fix it so you Psillies cannot escape to other threads! Just need to get you all back in the yard. Here Psillies! Vodka & wine! Martinis! That's a good Psilly. ;)

All right, we're all corralled back in here.

Now...... . . . ...anyone want to conduct a poll?

:lol:

mushroom Proficient

I think hijacking another thread is like flash dancing.

1. Frequently

2. Rarely

3. Never, ever, under no circumstances

4. I hate polls; why did you ask this question??

kareng Grand Master

I think hijacking another thread is like flash dancing.

1. Frequently

2. Rarely

3. Never, ever, under no circumstances

4. I hate polls; why did you ask this question??

Frequently! And 42!

elye Community Regular

I think hijacking another thread is like flash dancing.

1. Frequently

2. Rarely

3. Never, ever, under no circumstances

4. I hate polls; why did you ask this question??

I think Geee-Eff would wanna see 41 there, somewhere..... ...

Hmmmm.....hijacking threads being like flash dancing......(((rubbing chin))).....

I think that answering polls is like pole-dancing. Makes sense, really.. . .....

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

I think that answering polls is like pole-dancing.

Emily!!! Once again, that was not one of the choices!!!

Jestgar Rising Star

seldom

where's my vodka?

psawyer Proficient

Frequently.

Did somebody offer a Martini?

kareng Grand Master

Trying to post some lovely cocktails but I think the iPad has drunk them. Weird things are happening, now. The forum is shrinking and stretching . May have to wait for it to sleep it off.

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