The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Jestgar]

Well, the Kiwi guy has got you covered then Wouldn't want to offer something that wasn't unique

There is no one more unique than our shroomie! :wub:

Welcome back Rache - I'm so sorry you're going through this but you are a tough Lady.

And LoLo - it's good to see you pop in when you can. I hope the healing is going well and Clark is pampering you proper.

[Loey]

There is no one more unique than our shroomie! :wub:

Welcome back Rache - I'm so sorry you're going through this but you are a tough Lady.

And LoLo - it's good to see you pop in when you can. I hope the healing is going well and Clark is pampering you proper.

Clark and Tony are pampering me. Now I need to find out who stole my real son. . I had him open one present tonight (we celebrate Chranukah & I also need the box to wrap another present). He's into wearing sports jackets and ties and fedoras so I got him a Scarface tie. He really seemed to get a kick out of it. He seems much more comfortable in his skin than we've ever seen him - not to say he wasn't self confident. College and having to be independent from us was a BIG thing but now it's coming together.

Love,

Loey

P.S. Rach - you're my hero. You have so much on your plate and juggle it with grace. Just remember on the day you think you might drop something let us help you. Send an SOS because we're all here to catch you.

[Lisa]

Latest news indicates that Christchurch was hit by another "violent" earthquake. Hoping all is well with Shroomie! Be safe!

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5.9 mag

[mushroom]

Hey guys, we're fine All shook up again, but what else is new. At least the stuph didn't all fall out of my pantry All the tiles are still on the roof (I think ) and I poured myself a glass of whine even though it's only 2:30 p.m. I think Miss Em, my kitty, would like some too. Apparently there were a few panicked shoppers in the malls - I pledged not to go there this Christmas, and haven't

So they say good news travels fast - sheesh, so does bad!! Twenty minutes and Lisa is on it

I think that most things that were going to get broken have already been broken most places, so hope that the rest of the city is okay. This one was about 10 kns out to sea or it would have been worse - all that nice heavy salt water seems to muffle it a little.

Anyways, just checkin' in. Off for another glass of wine.

[jerseyangel]

Hey guys, we're fine

Thank goodness Shroom!

[Lisa]

Hey guys, we're fine All shook up again, but what else is new. At least the stuph didn't all fall out of my pantry All the tiles are still on the roof (I think ) and I poured myself a glass of whine even though it's only 2:30 p.m. I think Miss Em, my kitty, would like some too. Apparently there were a few panicked shoppers in the malls - I pledged not to go there this Christmas, and haven't

So they say good news travels fast - sheesh, so does bad!! Twenty minutes and Lisa is on it

I think that most things that were going to get broken have already been broken most places, so hope that the rest of the city is okay. This one was about 10 kns out to sea or it would have been worse - all that nice heavy salt water seems to muffle it a little.

Anyways, just checkin' in. Off for another glass of wine.

Whew...having a glass wiff ya.

[mushroom]

Well dammit, somebody is telling me not to make the damned chutney, which is what I was doing at the time of the first one. I was just back chopping up the preserved ginger when anudder one got going pretty good! Some things from the pantry but it didn't last at long. Dang this Pacific Rim of Fire!!!!

[Lisa]

Well dammit, somebody is telling me not to make the damned chutney, which is what I was doing at the time of the first one. I was just back chopping up the preserved ginger when anudder one got going pretty good! Some things from the pantry but it didn't last at long. Dang this Pacific Rim of Fire!!!!

Breaking news tells of you still rollin' around. Hold on.

[kareng]

Well dammit, somebody is telling me not to make the damned chutney, which is what I was doing at the time of the first one. I was just back chopping up the preserved ginger when anudder one got going pretty good! Some things from the pantry but it didn't last at long. Dang this Pacific Rim of Fire!!!!

Perhaps you aren't meant to cook tonight? Maybe just some snacks and another glass of wine? Perhaps a little tuna marinated in wine for the kitty?

[mushroom]

Perhaps you aren't meant to cook tonight? Maybe just some snacks and another glass of wine? Perhaps a little tuna marinated in wine for the kitty?

I don't know if I can find the kitty. She was really cool with the first, but now... she has disappeared. And I am already on my third glass of wine. I will be typing like Jyess soon.

[Loey]

Hey guys, we're fine All shook up again, but what else is new. At least the stuph didn't all fall out of my pantry All the tiles are still on the roof (I think ) and I poured myself a glass of whine even though it's only 2:30 p.m. I think Miss Em, my kitty, would like some too. Apparently there were a few panicked shoppers in the malls - I pledged not to go there this Christmas, and haven't

So they say good news travels fast - sheesh, so does bad!! Twenty minutes and Lisa is on it

I think that most things that were going to get broken have already been broken most places, so hope that the rest of the city is okay. This one was about 10 kns out to sea or it would have been worse - all that nice heavy salt water seems to muffle it a little.

Anyways, just checkin' in. Off for another glass of wine.

Shroomie- we're all praying for your safety. Drink away and have a glass for me. I'm not allowed to drink anymore but my best friend from college is trying to send me MJ. I have my approval to get the ID card for MJ but they don't have any Compassion Centers open yet.

All My Love,

Loey

[jerseyangel]

I will be typing like Jyess soon.

<snort>

[Lisa]

<snort>

Same response from me!

[celiac-mommy]

Glad to hear you're ok Shooomie!!! Was thinking about you yesterday! My cousin is over there too. Haven't heard from her yet

I'm afraid to say it... But it's a goooooood day!!!

I'm not sure how many of these I will have in the next few months, but I'm so very thankful for every second of it!!

LOVE YOU ALLLLLLL!!!!!

I'll send an update today by email. It's quite dramatic and juicy. My bestie asked if I was writing a book

If I don't have your email and you want to read some scandalous stories, PM me

[kareng]

Glad to hear you're ok Shooomie!!! Was thinking about you yesterday! My cousin is over there too. Haven't heard from her yet

I'm afraid to say it... But it's a goooooood day!!!

I'm not sure how many of these I will have in the next few months, but I'm so very thankful for every second of it!!

LOVE YOU ALLLLLLL!!!!!

I'll send an update today by email. It's quite dramatic and juicy. My bestie asked if I was writing a book

If I don't have your email and you want to read some scandalous stories, PM me

I have so much to do today! Must stop checking for your email! I think it will make a good bedtime story.....or is it too scary?

[celiac-mommy]

I have so much to do today! Must stop checking for your email! I think it will make a good bedtime story.....or is it too scary?

Maybe a little scary, more just rediculous drama. I'm in between patients right now so I'll do it right now. Give me at least a 1/2 hour. It's a loooooooong story!!

[elye]

Maybe a little scary, more just rediculous drama. I'm in between patients right now so I'll do it right now. Give me at least a 1/2 hour. It's a loooooooong story!!

Gaaaaahhhhhhh... . . SO much to do today, but I'll be checking my email RELIGIOUSLY through the next couple of hours.. . ...thank gawd for my ipod, which will let me check these things whilst I stand at the bank, struggle through the liquor store, walk with the dogs. .. . . ....

Shrooooomie, I checked on here this morning to see if you'd posted, and got the good news. Then, I could carry on with my morning. Woulda had my ipod on the treadmill as well, methinks. . .. . ...

Um. . . . .. .. . ..there have been large earth tremors on the other side of the world, which we are ALL abreast of and checking in here to ensure that Shroooomie's okay. However, there is an equally terrifying thing happening on THIS side of the earth, and NONE of you Psills have been asking if I am all right.

It's okay..... . .I realize how busy everyone is, and my welfare cannot be foremost on everybody's mind.

Remember, now.....it's Christmas time.

MIL has landed.

[Lisa]

[mushroom]

MIL has landed.

Ye gods, enough to tilt the earth off its axis . That must have been what threw me out of bed this morning - caused a 5.1

[elye]

Ye gods, enough to tile the earth off its axis . That must have been what threw me out of bed this morning - caused a 5.1

:lol: but also . . . .. .....

Yep, a 5.1 -- that was her putting my car into the front brick facing of our house.....

[Jestgar]

Yep, a 5.1 -- that was her putting my car into the front brick facing of our house.....

Do you have a MIL rider on your insurance??

[kareng]

:lol: but also . . . .. .....

Yep, a 5.1 -- that was her putting my car into the front brick facing of our house.....

Why do you let her use your car? Aren't the keys lost? Maybe a hose or the battery cables have come loose?

Seriously, here in Kansas, you can anonymously report an older person's driving. They will be called in for a driving test. Can you do that there?

[Jestgar]

Why do you let her use your car? Aren't the keys lost? Maybe a hose or the battery cables have come loose?

Seriously, here in Kansas, you can anonymously report an older person's driving. They will be called in for a driving test. Can you do that there?

hell, just report the car stolen...

[celiac-mommy]

hell, just report the car stolen...

[elye]

She lives up in the Yukon, so that territory can deal with her driving infractions. One should think that the Alaska Highway would be the safest thoroughfare to place a hapless driver -- long stretches of straight, flat road, reasonable speed limit -- she has, however, managed to take out guard rails and First Nations elders portaging along the shoulder.. . . . ..

She rarely takes either of our cars out, now........and the kids wear full hockey gear when they do head out with her.