Jump to content
  • Welcome to Celiac.com!

    You have found your celiac tribe! Join us and ask questions in our forum, share your story, and connect with others.




  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A1):



    Celiac.com Sponsor (A1-M):


  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Our Content
    eNewsletter
    Donate

The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


TriticusToxicum

Recommended Posts

Jestgar Rising Star

Awesome story!

Open Original Shared Link

Why yes, yes it DID happen in Washington! Imagine that!


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



  • Replies 51k
  • Created
  • Last Reply
kareng Grand Master

Awesome story!

Open Original Shared Link

Why yes, yes it DID happen in Washington! Imagine that!

That's so great!

IrishHeart Veteran

Awesome story!

Open Original Shared Link

Why yes, yes it DID happen in Washington! Imagine that!

What a great story! Last year, J. took pics of a bald eagle diving down, talons outstretched -right into the reservoir near our home to fish...talk about powerful.

elye Community Regular

Last year, J. took pics of a bald eagle diving down, talons outstretched -right into the reservoir near our home to fish...talk about powerful.

Hell, perhaps you could train some o' these beasts to divebomb your lovely neighbours..... <_<

IrishHeart Veteran

Hell, perhaps you could train some o' these beasts to divebomb your lovely neighbours..... <_<

Honest to Gawd, I just KNEW one of you was going to say this. :lol:

IrishHeart Veteran

I just started a thread about dating advice after seeing that a woman who is a "gluten free mentor" advertises an e-book for $27 that tells gluten-free people how to "safely" have a romance/relationship.

Really. $27.

Boggles the mind.

Jestgar Rising Star

Unless it has really good pictures.....


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



mushroom Proficient

A thirty-five page chapter, "How to keep gluten out of the bed"???

IrishHeart Veteran

I said:

I give it away for FREE !

the advice, that is....

elye Community Regular

I just started a thread about dating advice after seeing that a woman who is a "gluten free mentor" advertises an e-book for $27 that tells gluten-free people how to "safely" have a romance/relationship.

Really. $27.

Boggles the mind.

Um.... . .. . . . ......how many of us were around here during the Altoids Thread?.. . .. .....:unsure:... . .......

Jestgar Rising Star

just before my time. Never quite knew what y'all were talking about.

IrishHeart Veteran

Not I.

psawyer Proficient

Um.... . .. . . . ......how many of us were around here during the Altoids Thread?.. . .. .....:unsure:... . .......

Hot times, those. Seems it made something tingle enough to be worth putting in your mouth. :ph34r:

elye Community Regular

Hot times, those. Seems it made something tingle enough to be worth putting in your mouth. :ph34r:

Yes.... . . ..tingle...... . .and kind of an icy burn.... . ....

Jestgar Rising Star

*snort* Always suspected that was topic.

IrishHeart Veteran

okay guys.... should I go back and read this thread? or just giggle to myself with all kinds of speculative thoughts the next time hubs has an Altoid?

mushroom Proficient

I've often wondered about the Altoids too :D

Okay, so yesterday I realized there were some bits and bobs that I needed to go out and buy, and I had been sclepping around the house all day in an odd assortment of attire, so figured I had better go get actually dressed! But then I said, wait a minute, I'm going to Wally World, I would really stand out if I got dressed, so I decided to be a "People of Walmart" and just put on some lip gloss, and you know what? no one raised any eyebrow, even blinked, let alone stopped their cellphone conversation long enough to take a pic. :lol:

IrishHeart Veteran

I'd like to see a pic of your wally world attire! :)

Jestgar Rising Star

I've often wondered about the Altoids too :D

Okay, so yesterday I realized there were some bits and bobs that I needed to go out and buy, and I had been sclepping around the house all day in an odd assortment of attire, so figured I had better go get actually dressed! But then I said, wait a minute, I'm going to Wally World, I would really stand out if I got dressed, so I decided to be a "People of Walmart" and just put on some lip gloss, and you know what? no one raised any eyebrow, even blinked, let alone stopped their cellphone conversation long enough to take a pic. :lol:

:lol: :lol:

Unless inappropriate pieces were hanging out, or your shirt said "born to bust balls" with a picture of round pinatas on it, we probably won't be seeing you in the next P O W mailing.

elye Community Regular

I decided to be a "People of Walmart" and just put on some lip gloss, and you know what? no one raised any eyebrow, even blinked, let alone stopped their cellphone conversation long enough to take a pic. :lol:

You were wrong, Shroooom..... .....someone, in fact, DID take a moment to capture you.... ...they didn't get yer lip gloss in the shot, though...

Bad+ASS.webp

:rolleyes:

IrishHeart Veteran
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
mushroom Proficient

You were wrong, Shroooom..... .....someone, in fact, DID take a moment to capture you.... ...they didn't get yer lip gloss in the shot, though...

Bad+ASS.webp

:rolleyes:

Nope, that can't be me -- 'cos I NEVAH wear knee-highs!!

IrishHeart Veteran

I THINK that's a "lower leg tan" not knee highs.....

mushroom Proficient

I THINK that's a "lower leg tan" not knee highs.....

It's a much better picture if they're knee highs :D

IrishHeart Veteran

It's a much better picture if they're knee highs :D

yes, but then it cannot possibly be you as you do not wear them. :lol:

I know it's not you anyway.

You know better than to wear a black thong during the day.

How declasse.

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.


  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A19):



  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      131,739
    • Most Online (within 30 mins)
      7,748

    Sparkybarby
    Newest Member
    Sparkybarby
    Joined

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A20):


  • Forum Statistics

    • Total Topics
      121.4k
    • Total Posts
      1m

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A22):





  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A21):



  • Upcoming Events

  • Posts

    • Theresa2407
      Maybe you have a low  intolerance to Wheat.   Rye, Barley and Malt are the gluten in Celiac disease.  It has always been stated Wheat and Gluten, not just a Wheat intolerance.  Barley will keep me in bed for (2) weeks.  Gut, Migrains, Brain fog, Diahrea.  It is miserable.  And when I was a toddler the doctor would give me a malt medicine because I always had Anemia and did not grow.  Boy was he off.  But at that time the US didn't know anyone about Celiac.  This was the 1940s and 50s.  I had my first episode at 9 months and did not get a diagnosis until I was 50.  My immune system was so shot before being diagnoised, so now I live with the consequences of it. I was so upset when Manufacturers didn't want to label their products so they added barley to the product.  It was mostly the cereal industry.  3 of my favorite cereals were excluded because of this. Malt gives me a bad Gut reaction.
    • Gigi2025
      Thanks much Scott.  Well said, and heeded.   I don't have Celiac, which is fortunate.
    • Scott Adams
      Do you have the results of your endoscopy? Did you do a celiac disease blood panel before that?  Here is more info about how to do a gluten challenge for a celiac disease blood panel, or for an endoscopy: and this recent study recommends 4-6 slices of wheat bread per day:    
    • Scott Adams
      It is odd that your Tissue Transglutaminase (TTG) IgA level has bounced from the "inconclusive" range (7.9, 9.8) down to a negative level (5.3), only to climb back up near the positive threshold. This inconsistency, coupled with your ongoing symptoms of malabsorption and specific nutrient deficiencies, is a strong clinical indicator that warrants a more thorough investigation than a simple "satisfactory" sign-off. A negative blood test does not definitively rule out celiac disease, especially with such variable numbers and a classic symptomatic picture. You are absolutely right to seek a second opinion and push for a referral to a gastroenterologist. A biopsy remains the gold standard for a reason, and advocating for one is the most direct path to getting the answers you need to finally address the root cause of your suffering. Here is more info about how to do a gluten challenge for a celiac disease blood panel, or for an endoscopy: and this recent study recommends 4-6 slices of wheat bread per day:    
    • Scott Adams
      There is a distinction between gluten itself and the other chemicals and processing methods involved in modern food production. Your experience in Italy and Greece, contrasted with your reactions in the U.S., provides powerful anecdotal evidence that the problem, for some people, may not be the wheat, but the additives like potassium bromate and the industrial processing it undergoes here. The point about bromines displacing iodine and disrupting thyroid function is a significant one, explaining a potential biological mechanism for why such additives could cause systemic health issues that mimic gluten sensitivity. It's both alarming and insightful to consider that the very "watchdog" agencies meant to protect us are allowing practices banned in many other developed countries. Seeking out European flour and your caution about the high-carb, potentially diabeticgenic nature of many gluten-free products are excellent practical takeaways from your research, but I just want to mention--if you have celiac disease you need to avoid all wheat, including all wheat and gluten in Europe.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

NOTICE: This site places This site places cookies on your device (Cookie settings). on your device. Continued use is acceptance of our Terms of Use, and Privacy Policy.