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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

In fact.. . ....:unsure:.. . . ..this individual may not even be female...... . ..just lookin' again......

We're assuming, but ya never know with POWs....


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IrishHeart Veteran

I thought it was a man, as he has hairy legs, but then again, some women like to go this route....

elye Community Regular

Yes, and the black thong -- well, that's now anybody's territory, 'twould seem.

Particularly in Walmart.....

jerseyangel Proficient

okay guys.... should I go back and read this thread? or just giggle to myself with all kinds of speculative thoughts the next time hubs has an Altoid?

If I remember and understand the concept correctly, it wouldn't be him partaking of the Altoid. B)

psawyer Proficient

If I remember and understand the concept correctly, it wouldn't be him partaking of the Altoid. B)

Your memory is fine, Patti. ;)

As I recall, two Altoids was determined to be the optimal quantity.

jerseyangel Proficient

As I recall, two Altoids was determined to be the optimal quantity.

Yep--that seemed to hit the spot.

Jestgar Rising Star

If I remember and understand the concept correctly, it wouldn't be him partaking of the Altoid. B)

Annnnndddd...Why not? Should be a shared experience, no?


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Jestgar Rising Star

*snort*

I was telling the pirate and he offered me an Altoid...

jerseyangel Proficient

Annnnndddd...Why not? Should be a shared experience, no?

Ya know, you're right. :unsure: Never came up back then....

jerseyangel Proficient

*snort*

I was telling the pirate and he offered me an Altoid...

Take two B)

kareng Grand Master

I tried to find this Altoid thread. I used the google, and there are a lot of Alroid mentions. All the ones I had time to look at had only the G rated useage of the little mints. One made mention to another thread with other usages. I ran out of time.

elye Community Regular

*snort*

I was telling the pirate and he offered me an Altoid...

Take two B)

Um... . ... .. ..well.... . . . . take two, but only if the Pirate's blood pressure is okay......... . . . ...and no congestive heart failure... . ... <_<

I tried to find this Altoid thread. I used the google, and there are a lot of Alroid mentions. All the ones I had time to look at had only the G rated useage of the little mints. One made mention to another thread with other usages. I ran out of time.

Well, after about the fourth page, things were getting pretty raunchy. I remember Scott stepping in with a group warning (perhaps Poeter, too?), and then the thread was pulled from view.

Whoever started the thread wanted to know if Altoids were gluten-free, as she was celiac and recently being asked by her boyfriend to regularly consume them... . .. . . ..

psawyer Proficient

Pholks, the original, explicit Altoids thread was deleted years ago. It lives on in the memory of some old-timers.

kareng Grand Master

Pholks, the original, explicit Altoids thread was deleted years ago. It lives on in the memory of some old-timers.

Drats! Tho we have had some discussions of whether certain other types of lotions with flavors and protective devices were gluten-free.

jerseyangel Proficient

Pholks, the original, explicit Altoids thread was deleted years ago. It lives on in the memory of some old-timers.

Ah--those were the days, eh? And who you callin' an old timer, PeOte??? :P

mushroom Proficient

Ya know, you're right. :unsure: Never came up back then....

Just as well the conversation was reopened :P

kareng Grand Master

So are they gluten-free?

IrishHeart Veteran

If I remember and understand the concept correctly, it wouldn't be him partaking of the Altoid. B)

'nuff said. Gotcha! well, that clears it up :lol: :lol: :lol:

IrishHeart Veteran

So are they gluten-free?

they better be. :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

So are they gluten-free?

Yep

Lisa Mentor

Yep

Not all....back then. There was one, maybe cinnamon..I can't remember. I'll have to ask Karen? :P

jerseyangel Proficient

I think it was the mini ones that had gluten?

Lisa Mentor

I think it was the mini ones that had gluten?

OHHHH....well who cares about the mini ones! B)

psawyer Proficient

The regular Altoids were definitely gluten-free. As was the other ingested material. :ph34r:

This is a hard issue to come to terms with, and that sucks. We can't just blow it away. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Canadian Karen Community Regular

Did I hear someone summon the Goddess of Altoids? :P

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