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psawyer Proficient

Did I hear someone summon the Goddess of Altoids? :P

Yes, you did. Welcome back!


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elye Community Regular

The regular Altoids were definitely gluten-free. As was the other ingested material. :ph34r:

This is a hard issue to come to terms with, and that sucks. We can't just blow it away. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

:ph34r::lol::ph34r::lol:OMG. . ......and from a MODERATOR.... .! :lol:

Did I hear someone summon the Goddess of Altoids? :P

GAAAHHH! Karen!!! :lol: :lol: We only need to speaketh the word, and she appears!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Did I hear someone summon the Goddess of Altoids? :P

There she is! laugh.giflaugh.gif

jerseyangel Proficient

This is a hard issue to come to terms with, and that sucks. We can't just blow it away. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

<snort> B)

Did I hear someone summon the Goddess of Altoids? :P

Hey--it's old home week! Hi Karen :)

IrishHeart Veteran

The regular Altoids were definitely gluten-free. As was the other ingested material. :ph34r:

This is a hard issue to come to terms with, and that sucks. We can't just blow it away. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

:lol: Holy crap on a cracker. P, you mastered the triple pun! Just fantastic!! Kudos!!!

Is there a hand-clapping emoticon?

Jess ? (every time I ask about these things, she makes them appear....she's magical!)

jerseyangel Proficient

:lol: Holy crap on a cracker.

<snicker>

elye Community Regular

Is there a hand-clapping emoticon?

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No, you have to do it FOR me, Em....like Peter and Jess do---I'm techno-challenged :huh:

(whine, whine)

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

:lol: Holy crap on a cracker. P, you mastered the triple pun! Just fantastic!! Kudos!!!

I believe the technical term would be 'triple entendre', rather than double.... Wait, I don't think the original thread talked about triple anything.... Oh boy. :ph34r:

IrishHeart Veteran

I believe the technical term would be 'triple entendre', rather than double.... Wait, I don't think the original thread talked about triple anything.... Oh boy. :ph34r:

Triple entendre may be more apropos than triple pun, yes.

A clever play on words, either way we call it, that was. :)

He said it "tongue-in-cheek", no doubt.

Jestgar Rising Star

No, you have to do it FOR me, Em....like Peter and Jess do---I'm techno-challenged :huh:

(whine, whine)

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IrishHeart Veteran

HOORAY!! Yaaay!! and Thank you, Jess!!! :D

I know, :rolleyes: I'm easily amused.

kareng Grand Master

You all were having some fun while I was helping my SIL move. We even moved a mouse or two from her storage unit. Those will be a nice housewarming gifts for her dogs.

Jestgar Rising Star

You all were having some fun while I was helping my SIL move. We even moved a mouse or two from her storage unit. Those will be a nice housewarming gifts for her dogs.

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IrishHeart Veteran

hehehehehe

VydorScope Proficient

So I will note it has been about FIVE YEARS since I was last here... and the topic at that time? Altoids and their uses. :blink: Its like I never left! :lol:

Lisa Mentor

So I will note it has been about FIVE YEARS since I was last here... and the topic at that time? Altoids and their uses. :blink: Its like I never left! :lol:

:D Have you read through the entire thread V? It's an event in itself. But, I assure you, it's only consequential that Altoids arrived with your return. B) Maybe it's karma that you should be with us again. :rolleyes: < not about Altoids. :unsure:

VydorScope Proficient

:D Have you read through the entire thread V? It's an event in itself. But, I assure you, it's only consequential that Altoids arrived with your return. B) Maybe it's karma that you should be with us again. :rolleyes: < not about Altoids. :unsure:

If you mean the Altoids thread from 5 years ago... yes. If you mean this thread now? Only the last 3-4 pages. Its a bit long to go back now! LOL

elye Community Regular

Its a bit long to go back now! LOL

But mygawd, Vincent -- SOOOO worth it! B)

WardGirl Rookie

Last night, Becky and Caramel hosted a Thank-you Pot Luck Dinner for a few of their two legged friends. This was their dessert

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elye Community Regular

Last night, Becky and Caramel hosted a Thank-you Pot Luck Dinner for a few of their two legged friends. This was their dessert

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:lol::lol: Brill!

kareng Grand Master

Last night, Becky and Caramel hosted a Thank-you Pot Luck Dinner for a few of their two legged friends. This was their dessert

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I hope they used a gluten-free kitty litter! :lol:

I have posted a video on the Tiramisu thread you might find amusing. It has offensive language, makes fun of religions, nudie chocolate, etc.

Jestgar Rising Star

Last night, Becky and Caramel hosted a Thank-you Pot Luck Dinner for a few of their two legged friends. This was their dessert

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They forgot to scatter the 'sand' halfway across the floor.

psawyer Proficient

I hope they used a gluten-free kitty litter! :lol:

They did indeed. If was gluten-free and delicious.

IrishHeart Veteran

YUM :)

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