The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[VydorScope]

Who is currently queen?

[Lisa]

Who is currently queen?

Hummmm...that darn +count thing is covering the post count. I wish it would go away.

[Lisa]

Who is currently queen?

PATTI IS QUEEN! All Hail!

[VydorScope]

PATTI IS QUEEN! All Hail!

Phew, I was scared you were gonna say I was!

[jerseyangel]

Omg!! I never even noticed!

Me phirst proclamation -- more old school type psillie stuff pronto! Been laughing at all the old posts. So phunny!

[mushroom]

Patti has been very unqueenly - perhaps Vincent would make a better Queen (whoops, I had just put queeb, sorry, Vincent ) - which fits you better - take yer pick!!

[Darn210]

Me phirst proclamation -- more old school type psillie stuff pronto! Been laughing at all the old posts. So phunny!

Anything in particular that you are looking for?

[psawyer]

Perhaps Vincent would make a better Queen!

My tired brain is having trouble picturing Vincent in drag.

[VydorScope]

My tired brain is having trouble picturing Vincent in drag.

That's a good thing, IMO!

[elye]

She isn't but she won't get tested. If she is, it isn't her worst issue.

Hope they let us decorate her room for Xmas! trying to decide if we should go tasteful or gaudy! I don't think she will like gaudy so I better decorate before J gets home from college! He & M believe the more sparkle & shiny, the better.

This is the first post on the top of page 3200......Kherrighnne has been our Royal Monarch, actually, for the last 200 pages....

And holy hell.....it has taken us almost TEN MONTHS to churn out 100 pages.....gads, remember when they flew by in a couple of WEEKS? None of us, it seems, had any other life back then beyond Psillyville...

I must commend the Royal Psillies for all of our commendable behavior over the past years.....thankfully, no naked-frolicking-in-hotel-room pics circulating through the media, no clandestine breasts-bared-on-a-resort shots splashed across the tabloids..... ..we have been beyond reproach. Stay careful!

[VydorScope]

I must commend the Royal Psillies for all of our commendable behavior over the past years.....thankfully, no naked-frolicking-in-hotel-room pics circulating through the media, no clandestine breasts-bared-on-a-resort shots splashed across the tabloids..... ..we have been beyond reproach. Stay careful!

PHEW you never found them then....eerr never mind!

[jerseyangel]

Patti has been very unqueenly -

I plead ignorance! Ignorance, I tell ya!

Anything in particular that you are looking for?

Nope, just fewer "tumbleweed" days

remember when they flew by in a couple of WEEKS? None of us, it seems, had any other life back then beyond Psillyville...

Thems was the days!

....and I'm Qween again!!!!!!!! :D :D

[kareng]

This is the first post on the top of page 3200......Kherrighnne has been our Royal Monarch, actually, for the last 200 pages....

And holy hell.....it has taken us almost TEN MONTHS to churn out 100 pages.....gads, remember when they flew by in a couple of WEEKS? None of us, it seems, had any other life back then beyond Psillyville...

I must commend the Royal Psillies for all of our commendable behavior over the past years.....thankfully, no naked-frolicking-in-hotel-room pics circulating through the media, no clandestine breasts-bared-on-a-resort shots splashed across the tabloids..... ..we have been beyond reproach. Stay careful!

I plead ignorance! Ignorance, I tell ya!

Nope, just fewer "tumbleweed" days

Thems was the days!

....and I'm Qween again!!!!!!!! :D :D

I guess Queendom depends on how you decide it?

I would challenge you to a sword fight or send my armies into your castle but, in 2 pages, I'll not be queen anymore (by page count method).

I just had some warmed cinnamon donut holes and coffee, so I'm feeling munificent right now.

[jerseyangel]

Ok, now I'm just plum confuzzled..... doesn't take much

[mushroom]

I must commend the Royal Psillies for all of our commendable behavior over the past years.....thankfully, no naked-frolicking-in-hotel-room pics circulating through the media, no clandestine breasts-bared-on-a-resort shots splashed across the tabloids..... ..we have been beyond reproach. Stay careful!

I'd say we've all been pretty damned boring, or far too discreet Lisa, surely you must have got up to some shenanigans in Italy that the local rags saw fit to report! Inquiring minds want to know!!!!

[kareng]

I'd say we've all been pretty damned boring, or far too discreet Lisa, surely you must have got up to some shenanigans in Italy that the local rags saw fit to report! Inquiring minds want to know!!!!

2 queens and we still haven't been very productive!

Lisa seems to be the only one who has done something interesting and potentially psilly lately. Unless Victor/Vincent would decide to dress as a queen & post the pic?

Patti, have you decided on your Halloween costumes?

[jerseyangel]

Mmmm... then we could call him Victor/Victoria. Get it?

Can you do emoticons on an iPhone? I pheel nekked wifout em.

Nope, still haven't decided on costumes.....

[Lisa]

Lisa, surely you must have got up to some shenanigans in Italy that the local rags saw fit to report! Inquiring minds want to know!!!!

No shenanigans to report. The abundance (or over abundance) of wine kept me rather mellow!

I did find it interesting that, instead of hanging out a shingle to indicate a brothel in Pompeii, a giant stone penis was "mounted" above the door. And once inside, you could select your "pleasure", by choosing from a series of pictures. "I'll take #5".

[kareng]

No shenanigans to report. The abundance (or over abundance) of wine kept me rather mellow!

I did find it interesting that, instead of hanging out a shingle to indicate a brothel in Pompeii, a giant stone penis was "mounted" above the door. And once inside, you could select your "pleasure", by choosing from a series of pictures. "I'll take #5".

Did you enjoy "5?

[mushroom]

No shenanigans to report. The abundance (or over abundance) of wine kept me rather mellow!

I did find it interesting that, instead of hanging out a shingle to indicate a brothel in Pompeii, a giant stone penis was "mounted" above the door. And once inside, you could select your "pleasure", by choosing from a series of pictures. "I'll take #5".

We were informed by a waiter in Italy (very distinguished, about 80 years old) that "With dinner one should drink a little water, and MUCH wine" as he deposited a huge carafe of red wine (not ordered) on our table We followed his advice but then we had to drive back up the hill. Which was the bigger sin -- hubs who had had more wine, or me who was not authorized to drive the car?? (I was the navigator, and you do need one of those in Italy -- don't try to drive and navigate both and hubs can't find his way out of a paper sack. ) No taxis and it was too far to walk....

Too, too phunny about the brothel - what was #5???

[jerseyangel]

I'd say we've all been pretty damned boring, or far too discreet

Damn right, Shroom

No shenanigans to report. The abundance (or over abundance) of wine kept me rather mellow!

Mmmmm Got pretty darn mellow meselph Saturday night, but I digress.....

I did find it interesting that, instead of hanging out a shingle to indicate a brothel in Pompeii, a giant stone penis was "mounted" above the door. And once inside, you could select your "pleasure", by choosing from a series of pictures. "I'll take #5".

Heh heh--"mounted".

When the moon hits yer eye likea bigga pizza pie, thats amore.....

Er, sumphin

[psawyer]

This is the first post on the top of page 3200......Kherrighnne has been our Royal Monarch, actually, for the last 200 pages....

And holy hell.....it has taken us almost TEN MONTHS to churn out 100 pages.....gads, remember when they flew by in a couple of WEEKS?

Things have slowed down considerably. Here are my notes on the history of the realm:

Monarch .... Crowned .. Reign

-----------------------------

Richard .. 29-Sep-2006 . 374

Beverly .. 08-Oct-2007 .. 19

Amanda ... 27-Oct-2007 .. 37

Tom ...... 03-Dec-2007 .. 32

Jess ..... 04-Jan-2008 .. 26

Sarah .... 30-Jan-2008 .. 27

Tom ...... 26-Feb-2008 .. 31

Jess ..... 28-Mar-2008 .. 38

Peter .... 05-May-2008 .. 29

Emily .... 03-Jun-2008 .. 31

Nikki .... 04-Jul-2008 .. 34

Susie .... 07-Aug-2008 .. 28

Janet .... 04-Sep-2008 .. 33

Erica .... 07-Oct-2008 .. 31

Jacquie .. 07-Nov-2008 .. 34

Amanda ... 11-Dec-2008 .. 35

Susie .... 15-Jan-2009 ... 2

Lisa H ... 17-Jan-2009 .. 29

Nikki .... 15-Feb-2009 .. 36

Patti .... 23-Mar-2009 .. 42

Rachel ... 04-May-2009 .. 51

Jess ..... 24-Jun-2009 .. 65

Julie A .. 28-Aug-2009 .. 53

Peter .... 20-Oct-2009 .. 92

Janet .... 20-Jan-2009 .. 86

Rachelle . 16-Apr-2010 .. 63

Emily .... 18-Jun-2010 .. 89

Rachelle . 15-Sep-2010 .. 58

Rachelle . 12-Nov-2010 .. 76 (back-to-back terms)

Emily .... 27-Jan-2011 . 133

Karen .... 09-Jun-2011 . 190

Karen .... 16-Dec-2011 . 290 (back-to-back terms)

There are a number of pholks how are no longer regulars.

[mushroom]

Do we need a recruitment drive? Shanghai any glimpses of humour from the regular pages???

[jerseyangel]

How's about Nik gets back here, or are we all supposed to just pinch and punch ourselves?

[jerseyangel]

Just sayin.....and also, PeOte's list brings to light the phact that even though I've been on the thread since the beginning I've only been Kween once!