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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Biscuit - British word for cookie -- works for me! :D

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JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

Now that's logic I can get behind!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

As in, bad boy- no biscuit?

Very canine.... ....rather strange....

Hmmmm.. . .. ... ..I assume this means that the woman is about to withhold sex because her man has not deserved it somehow......never heard this before.....

I just tell my two dogs that they're not getting a bicky because they've pooped on the floor..... dry.gif

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

Very canine.... ....rather strange....

Hmmmm.. . .. ... ..I assume this means that the woman is about to withhold sex because her man has not deserved it somehow......never heard this before.....

I just tell my two dogs that they're not getting a bicky because they've pooped on the floor..... dry.gif

Has never heard of woman withholding sex from badly behaved man? Boys, head for Canada!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

Does that make a triscuit what I think it does?

Geoss oughta put in a Yeti request. Spiderweb-clearing, tree-shakin', & long-reachin' are some of his specialties, according to the website. (Oh jeez .. .is it ok to post w/out the link? .. ..)

Apples & pears yum but no peaches? I've been waiting 37+ years for "Really love your peaches, wanna shake your treeee-yee-yee" to make sense.

I always wanted there to be a sequel to that ...ugh forgot the name . ..where Maurice is pissed that he wasn't told some people were asking for him. For all we know they shouted "HEY Maurice, that interview for your dream job is on a different floor & an hour early!" at Steve Miller but does *he* care????

"Pompetus, Steve? Really?"

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

I dunno, what do you think that makes a triscuit?

:ph34r: :ph34r:

:lol: :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

I dunno, what do you think that makes a triscuit?

:ph34r: :ph34r:

:lol: :lol:

I was wondering that, too! :ph34r:

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Does that make a triscuit what I think it does?

Yes.

Yes it does.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

I've been waiting 37+ years for "Really love your peaches, wanna shake your treeee-yee-yee" to make sense.

Ohhhhhh!!!!! It's peaches?......really? :unsure:

Geez......how many years have I had those lyrics wrong? :rolleyes:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

I always wanted there to be a sequel to that ...ugh forgot the name . ..where Maurice is pissed that he wasn't told some people were asking for him. For all we know they shouted "HEY Maurice, that interview for your dream job is on a different floor & an hour early!" at Steve Miller but does *he* care????

"Pompetus, Steve? Really?"

Sometimes I wish I were in your head because I have no clue what you are talking about :blink:

So.......inquiring minds want to know............triscuit? :unsure:

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
Posted

I dunno, what do you think that makes a triscuit?

I was wondering that, too! :ph34r:

So.......inquiring minds want to know............triscuit? :unsure:

:blink: :blink: :blink:

Really??? Y'all don't see the "bi" = 2, and "tri" = 3 connection? So much for me being the one with a clean mind around here! :lol: :lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

Well, in my head 'biscuit' was referring to particular body parts... therefore 'tri' has no application... unless you're on 3 Mile Island...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Well, in my head 'biscuit' was referring to particular body parts... therefore 'tri' has no application... unless you're on 3 Mile Island...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I was too.....but probably not the same ones you're thinking of. More in relation to sex, and where "it" can go :rolleyes:

......but I just realized......there IS a third place :o

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

HAHAHAHA

Oh boy, look what I started...

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

"Put the biscuit in the basket" in sports can refer to a basketball player making scoring look easy as pie. True story.

Then if it's also a swish, it's called a knish. Made-up story.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

"Put the biscuit in the basket" in sports can refer to a basketball player making scoring look easy as pie. True story.

Sooooo.......a biscuit can be a ball.

....and a reference to being easy.

Still fits :lol:

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

:lol: Aha!

I'd probably second a call for a decree that biscuit be spelled biscuitte, but then baguette stands out like a sore thumb.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

"Put the biscuit in the basket" in sports can refer to a basketball player making scoring look easy as pie. True story.

Then if it's also a swish, it's called a knish. Made-up story.

This is a euphemism that refers to the wrong body part as the 'biscuit'.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Sometimes I wish I were in your head because I have no clue what you are talking about :blink:

NO. No you don't . . . it's just a tad messy in there and more than just a bit crowded.

Would it help if he spelled it right? Pompatus? as in "Pompatus of Love"? However, if you often mix up your song lyrics, maybe you were singing "pompadours of love" or "Pump at us o' flove"?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Hey Padds...gettin' a little bit nervous with a total post count like this 19,968? :unsure::unsure::unsure:

You should be :ph34r: !

Holy S'mores . .. We've never discussed this, but what happens with a big phlip on this thread? Did you guys realize we are getting pretty darn close to 50,000 replies on this thread? What happens? Tidal Wave?

shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
Posted

Makes me wonder what the limit is......

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
Posted

I'd be willing to offer Patti as our test offering, if need be. :unsure:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

Very happy we haven't finished the basement yet... :ph34r: :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

"Put the biscuit in the basket" in sports can refer to a basketball player making scoring look easy as pie. True story.

Then if it's also a swish,

I would think a "swish" could be quite a sexual term, as well..... . .. .somehow.....or the verb form, "to swish"......

"Hey, baby.. . ...Wanna swish?".... .. .. .. :lol:

Holy S'mores . .. We've never discussed this, but what happens with a big phlip on this thread? Did you guys realize we are getting pretty darn close to 50,000 replies on this thread? What happens? Tidal Wave?

Jyaghnutt, as Kween is is up to you to go through the Volume Of Official Decrees, and suss out what will transpire.....you must present it at a Town Hall Meeting, and we'll need to be prepared for a large media presence.....

:lol:

Makes me wonder what the limit is......

Yes, me, too. Perhaps it is like the universe, something that I've never been able to fully comprehend -- an entity that simply has no end....

I have visions of myself in fifty years, propped up in my wheelchair, big knitted shawl wrapped around my bent, crippled body......pushed up to the community computer at my nursing home, typing slowly away to you all about the funny, drooling folk around me.....and remarking on how Patteigh is about to hit one million posts. .. . ....

:rolleyes:

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