The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[jerseyangel]

he bats his wee paw at her. Weez thinks it's another attack and runs away whining and pacing every time.

Breaks me 'art. I do think they will sort it all out between them but if it's really too stressful, don't feel pressured to keep the kitty at your house. You can always visit him

[psawyer]

there shall be NO photos of me in a bikini, ever. And, I can't even get myself to write that P word down.

Okay, no bikini pics. But we still want lots of pictures of Jenks.

[DingoGirl]

Breaks me 'art. I do think they will sort it all out between them but if it's really too stressful, don't feel pressured to keep the kitty at your house. You can always visit him

I know.....he just seems to be an ideal cat in so many ways, he is just SO calm and adorable....today, he fell asleep wif his head on Weezee's ample rear But once Weez realized this, she started to panic and kind of, um, hyperventilate until I calmed her down

Well, he's goign to stay with Lauren's Demon Cat for the next three days.....we'll see how things are when we return ('tis the evil cat that attached itself savagely to Annie's rear in an EGREGIOUS, screeching tangle of fur-and-claws assault, totally affirming her terror of cats )

Okay, no bikini pics. But we still want lots of pictures of Jenks.

Mr. Jenkins will be on facebook upon our return. which reminds me, Poeter, where are YOU on facebook?

in other news, everyone's in a GIGANTIC frenzy over this Extreme Home Makeover house..... some of the kids went to the school where Lauren teachers.......the whole city is abuzz over it......gah........I never watch the show but - guess I'll hafta watch this one.......

[Darn210]

OMG PETER!!!!!!

Oh no he didn't!!

Patti's response . . . . . . still laffing . . .

[tom]

Ivan the TerribleCare-able?

Monday was the prep blowout. Things were curiously gradients of green. And while there was some velocity, it wasn't even close to the daily multiple violent blasts of the past.

Tues was double scope scope day. Woke up for a few seconds during colonoscopy, feeling like some rodent was gnawing inside up towards me ribs.

Today was long MRIs .. ..cute chick runnin' the thing said I had 50-some hold-yer-breaths.

Gets tiresome & that last 24sec one seemed harder than it should've.

<yawn> :boredface24/7: wish I had some silly to share instead of this crap . .. ..

[jerseyangel]

Aw Pataughmn, it all sounds so grueling Me phingers are crossed that at least it all will lead to many more answers fer ya Sillie or no, I'm glad you popped by....

Hee! It's 5:15 AM--and what in the Sam Hill am I doing on the computer????? There are literally only 3 members on right now.....

Don't know if I should head back to bed, or paint the shelves in me pantry.....

[jerseyangel]

OMG--it's 5:30, and now I'm the only member listed!

This is phun

[elye]

Patti!! What in hell were you doing up at 5 am?? That's early even fer me.

Hope all is okay . . ....

Painting shelves? Get to it, woman!

Sounds productive, Ptaoughmghmn! At least there's lots of diagnostic action flurrying around you.....now we just want the consequential diagnosis. There's the rub. . ....

Another frrrrrrrrigid day here in the Ottawa valley....gotta put the dogs' sweaters on. Gus looks like I'm about to kill him when I head towards him with his own, fitted, personal reverse cardigan. "Oh, dear gaaaaawd.......I would rather be hypothermic....please do not put that astonishing thing on me". . . ....

[Darn210]

So what did you do, Patti??? Are ya sleepin' or paintin'???

Emily, I want to see yer pooches in their sweaters. We need a pic!!

Frigid here. High today is . . . 0F/-18C not counting the windchill -22F/-30C. . . :freezingmearseoff: . . . . . . Nikki send me tiger pig ASAP . . . Emily, make me a gawd-awful innovative reverse cardigan tout de suite!!

Kids are home on a two hour delay which means the preschool is cancelled for today (this is the best of both worlds )

[nikki-uk]

Afternoon peeps!!!!!

Much @ Pieter's comment!!!!!

Has Sooze gone cabining.....must email her some tips to ease the kitty/dawg stressors

Monday was the prep blowout. Things were curiously gradients of green. And while there was some velocity, it wasn't even close to the daily multiple violent blasts of the past.

PTAWMN!!!!!!!!

This very sentence brought the silly!! (tho' you have my sympathies ....... Tel remembers the colonoscopy as being quite painful ........ and the prep for endoscopy? ......dear gaaaaaaawd!!!!!!!....FIRE HYDRANT!)

.....and the MRI?? ......sounds claustrophobic

OMG--it's 5:30, and now I'm the only member listed!

This is phun

Oft have a peruse meself as the only member when you guys are all asleep......but you're right Padt!!!! T'is fun!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another frrrrrrrrigid day here in the Ottawa valley....gotta put the dogs' sweaters on. Gus looks like I'm about to kill him when I head towards him with his own, fitted, personal reverse cardigan. "Oh, dear gaaaaawd.......I would rather be hypothermic....please do not put that astonishing thing on me". . . ....

PHOTOS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

We MUST see the dogs shame!!

GADS!!!!! I must say your big freeze (-30!!!! )kinda shames my whining about our -2

Keep warm!!!!!!!!!!

Thinking of our Jools who is under the weather

Tel's made some greek pita bread to go with dinner tonight - smells DIVINE!!!

[Darn210]

GADS!!!!! I must say your big freeze (-30!!!! )kinda shames my whining about our -2

Keep warm!!!!!!!!!!

Where's global warming when you need it?. . . Saw a bit of a programme a couple of days ago. Don't recall what programme, what scientist, what channel or nuttin' . . . but they were saying that the environmental clues are telling us that we are headed for an ice age! . . . Can't we all just get along.

[Judyin Philly]

<yawn> :boredface24/7: wish I had some silly to share instead of this crap . .. ..

glad it's over for you and now we wait.....right....hope some news will help you heal

Don't know if I should head back to bed, or paint the shelves in me pantry.....

what did you decide to do?

Another frrrrrrrrigid day here in the Ottawa valley....gotta put the dogs' sweaters on. Gus looks like I'm about to kill him when I head towards him with his own, fitted, personal reverse cardigan. "Oh, dear gaaaaawd.......I would rather be hypothermic....please do not put that astonishing thing on me". . .

crackes me up

GADS!!!!! I must say your big freeze (-30!!!! )kinda shames my whining about our -2

Keep warm!!!!!!!!!!

Thinking of our Jools who is under the weather

Janet and Nikki are freezing. I won't complain with 21 degrees here.

get better Jools..........please........

will try to catch you all up on my life sometime today. Ilove reading and keeping up with you all

Judy

[blueeyedmanda]

Hi Sillies-

Much to do today--once work is out!!! Pick out 2 area rugs for the new house, grab some paint, get the cleaning supplies, and finish the packing.

Julie hope you feel much much better!!!!!! It sucks to be sick

We got snow overnight-- a coating of that nice fluffy blowy stuff. Looks pretty. The bad news is its all of 18 degrees outside,.....brrr!!!

[flourgirl]

Mornin' Psillies! We are not nearly as cold as some of you....but still too cold for my blood! Good news is that it's not going to last! There's a pheeding phrenzie at the bird feeders this morning! Got a few good pics. I love to watch them. It's cold enough that the waterfall is still falling....but lots of ice! At least the birdies can still get a drink.

I think we should ALL apply for the "best job" as a group! I could be pseriously tempted on a day like today.....or any day for that matter

Bikini shots (and the "P" word!!! ) Oh My!!!! What's this neighborhood coming to?

The Adventures of Mr Jenks!, and doggies in fashionable sweaters! Love it all!

Hope everyone is pheeling groovey today

[jerseyangel]

So what did you do, Patti??? Are ya sleepin' or paintin'???

Emily, I want to see yer pooches in their sweaters. We need a pic!!

Frigid here. High today is . . . 0F/-18C not counting the windchill -22F/-30C. . . :freezingmearseoff: . . . . . . Nikki send me tiger pig ASAP . . . Emily, make me a gawd-awful innovative reverse cardigan tout de suite!!

Kids are home on a two hour delay which means the preschool is cancelled for today (this is the best of both worlds )

I phel back to sleep But as soon as I phinish this I'm off to do some paintin' and stuff

It's really cold here, too. Tomorrow should be the worst of it before it begins to "warm" up to 32 by Sunday. <needanemoticonwifearmuffs> <shivver>

Yes Em--pics!! Jan-it--enjoy yer day!

Thinking of our Jools who is under the weather

Hi Julie, if yer reading this--pheel better!

Tel's bread sounds yummy!

[Mtndog]

Ptaum- THINKING OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

And how are we to know that you don't. I think we need a picture. Perhaps a photo of you in a bikini with your new p%$#@#.

This will go down in history- PIETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have reached new heights of hilariousness :lol: :lol:

[DingoGirl]

Hee! It's 5:15 AM--and what in the Sam Hill am I doing on the computer????? There are literally only 3 members on right now.....

Don't know if I should head back to bed, or paint the shelves in me pantry.....

painting shelves at that hour? no - go BACK TO BED!!!!!! it's COLD!!!!!!!!

OMG--it's 5:30, and now I'm the only member listed!

This is phun

Patti uppin the wackl all by herself

all y'alls' cold temps I feel guilty saying this......it's been sunny and mid-60's here - and, going to be mid-70's near the cabin Lots of sun on our beach walks and esp. while visiting friends (and my POSH wealthy aunt who I'm askeert of )in Carmel Valley.....

Has Sooze gone cabining.....must email her some tips to ease the kitty/dawg stressors

they began to have a bit of fun last night but.......this morning, TWICE I saw Annie's front positioned to go under his waist in the EXACT same manner she uses when she humps that little dog from next door........ I must discourage the humping of the wee kitteh!!!!!!

NIK! homemade pita bread? my gawd - - if he makes garlic naan, I'm catching the next flight over.......

PTAUM!!!!!!! You actually DID bring the silly, in a very irritated and dry sort of way.....dear Gawd Man, praying they FIND what ails ya.....

THUREESAH!!!! darling little bird photo love your descriptions of things.....

Where's global warming when you need it?. . . Saw a bit of a programme a couple of days ago. Don't recall what programme, what scientist, what channel or nuttin' . . . but they were saying that the environmental clues are telling us that we are headed for an ice age! . . . Can't we all just get along.

come to CA <------ in so many ways!!!!!!

HI JUDY!!!!!!!! are you still not feeling great? Thanks for checking in, honey....

Amanda, moving/packing/cleaning! yay!

Gah!!!!!!!!! Am to depart in four hours - must get crackin!!!!!!!!!!

[nikki-uk]

Mornin' Psillies! We are not nearly as cold as some of you....but still too cold for my blood! Good news is that it's not going to last! There's a pheeding phrenzie at the bird feeders this morning! Got a few good pics. I love to watch them. It's cold enough that the waterfall is still falling....but lots of ice! At least the birdies can still get a drink.

Oh I LOVE to watch the birds (don't get too many in me wee garden what with 4 cats) ...... also, I have found (much to my irritation) that the squirrels STEAL the food I have hung up on trees

This will go down in history- PIETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have reached new heights of hilariousness

Did indeed provide a loud GUFFAW

I feel guilty saying this......it's been sunny and mid-60's here - and, going to be mid-70's near the cabin Lots of sun on our beach walks and esp. while visiting friends (and my POSH wealthy aunt who I'm askeert of )in Carmel Valley.....

My gaawd!!! Well you SHOULD feel guilty madam.........GADS! Methinks the Californians will die first in the ice-age!!

NIK! homemade pita bread? my gawd - - if he makes garlic naan, I'm catching the next flight over.......

On the 'to do try' list......may be tricky...,,,

Hi to Judy & Bev and AMANDA'S MOVING!!!!!!

[blueeyedmanda]

My goodness you guys have got to share this with you.

My boss just called for an urgent meeting. So we all went to her office and and they gave me and my other coworker cards. We are new homeowners and they wanted us to know they were happy. In the cards were 75 bucks on a Lowes gift card. How thoughtful. My coworker bought a new home in October which is a fixer-upper. Boy we were shocked.

I just feel blessed to be with this group, they really come together and support people's special events.

Lunch time!

[elye]

. . . Emily, make me a gawd-awful innovative reverse cardigan tout de suite!!

OMG....on a human 'twould be........even MORE hilarious, if that is in fact possible.. . . ..

Thinking of our Jools who is under the weather

Joooooles! Saw mention of this on The Book, and was gonna mention it here, but of course, phorgot.....thinking of you, Joooles! Feel better. . . . .... I really miss your phunny banter and your unbelievable recall . . . !!

but they were saying that the environmental clues are telling us that we are headed for an ice age! . . . Can't we all just get along.

We are just coming out of one, as Jack was explaining to me the other day. It began 90,000 years ago, and is just wrapping up.... .. ..

Note how all of the global warming experts/scientists/journalists are now referring to fluctuating weather as "Climate Change".....this is the new official moniker. They no longer use the term "global warming".

Must move away.....no politics allowed. . .. . ....

will try to catch you all up on my life sometime today. Ilove reading and keeping up with you all

Judy

Joooooodeee! What's happening in yer life? Do tell. . . . . . . . .....

Hi Sillies-

Much to do today--once work is out!!! Pick out 2 area rugs for the new house, grab some paint, get the cleaning supplies, and finish the packing.

So exciting right now, Amanda!!

Hope everyone is pheeling groovey today

Hi, Tareeesuh! This caused a guffaw - -love the word GROOVY, and use it quite regularly . .. . ..

they began to have a bit of fun last night but.......this morning, TWICE I saw Annie's front positioned to go under his waist in the EXACT same manner she uses when she humps that little dog from next door........ I must discourage the humping of the wee kitteh!!!!!!

Well. . .. . . . . ..The Weeze may actually want the kitteh to hang around. .. . .

[DingoGirl]

My gaawd!!! Well you SHOULD feel guilty madam.........GADS! Methinks the Californians will die first in the ice-age!!

:lol: probably true, kill the wackls first

On the 'to do try' list......may be tricky...,,,

yes, what with needing that Tandoor oven and all

OMG!!!!!!!!! speaking of Tandoori has anyone seen Slumdog Millionaire yet???????? a must-see - fabulous (but very hard to watch as I have warned)

Amanda, how sweet that was!!!!!!!

[Jestgar]

My gaawd!!! Well you SHOULD feel guilty madam.........GADS! Methinks the Californians will die first in the ice-age!!

Methinks the Calis will perish in the first mild-cooling-age...

[DingoGirl]

<------------ hit REFRESH and see the couch snuggling

it just might work after all........the kitteh was SO comfortable with this.......but after a few minutes, Weez got up and left.....but this is all in less than 48 hours!!!!!!!!! :)

Methinks the Calis will perish in the first mild-cooling-age...

*snort* :lol:

[nikki-uk]

Amanda!!!

Really thoughtful of yer workmates co workers

OMG!!!!!!!!! speaking of Tandoori has anyone seen Slumdog Millionaire yet???????? a must-see - fabulous (but very hard to watch as I have warned)

....would love to (tho' is quite expensive) but can nae talk anyone to go wiv me.......... Is it weird to go to the pics by yerself

OH......must share with you Northern Americans... ..... 'cos it made me larf

I may have mentioned that devil child's tutors are Canadian and American.

Actually he has a NEW American tutor (the other's work visa ran out)......ANYHOO the old tutors always refer to me as 'Nikki' ( Which is ok as it IS me name)

Ok, NEW tutor phoned me ....but he kept calling me MA'AM!!!!!!!!!!

GAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Somehow, I am slightly affronted by this.......as in WHEN did I stop being MISS (I mean, he hasn't even SEEN me yet )

<grumble, grumble BAH to MA'AM, I am not the Queen or owt>

Kind of imagined he was saluting whilst Ma'aming

[elye]

Nikerler is a MA'AM! I know....I feel absolutely, decrepitly ancient when I am addressed as such..."Are you using that weight, Ma'am?" or "I'll take yer cart, Ma'am", or "Good evening, Ma'am! Do you need yer furnace serviced this season?"

Why can't they just say, "Hey, baby!".....er sumfin'?. . . . . ..

Methinks the Calis will perish in the first mild-cooling-age...

How very PC. . . . . . . .

it just might work after all........the kitteh was SO comfortable with this.......but after a few minutes, Weez got up and left.....but this is all in less than 48 hours!!!!!!!!!

YAYYYY!!!!